still smokin weeb

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Poisoner Game ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 When did you get in a gloomy cave with ugly grandma furniture everywhere? Did I say gloomy? It's actually a very cozy cave. Lots of stuff. There's even carpet instead of rocky ground. Nice. It smells like confusion and self-doubt with a hint of lavender. There's lots of bright pots filled with flowers, and it's overall a pretty nice place. Except for the fact that it's a cave. Sure, there's a door, but do you really wanna go out there? I mean, there's tons of lava and you might be in Hell. No need to face Satan today, so stay indoors. There seem to be multiple little caves off the main little cave that are bedrooms, bathrooms, laundry rooms, etc. The main cave is the kitchen, living room, and dining room. Talk about open layout, hm? Well. Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Triggers ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Black: Detailed descriptions of bugs.
Fuschia: None.
Gold: None.
Navy: Creepypasta stuff.
Yellow: None.
Pink: None.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Pronouns ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Black: She/Her/Grandma/Exorcism
Fuschia: She/Her/sharpie/doshegotaprick/shedoooooooo
Gold: He/Him/Woooahwhyusoobsessedwithmeboyiwannaknow/beyonce
Navy: He/Him/Big Buff Cheeto Puff/XXL
Yellow: He/Him/urgonnabeastaaaahr/ash ketchum
Pink: He/Him/N-Nani--?!/weebass

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Characters ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~Black~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adu4sAi8Az8)

600-something / F / 5'10"
Appearance: http://homobears.tumblr.com/post/114630219861/more-julians-reactions, https://40.media.tumblr.com/5a132562f9311041423c47f6e25bf063/tumblr_inline_nly74rGLCR1sdo9m7_500.jpg, http://40.media.tumblr.com/a8b1aee37c939d10b9800c52b641533c/tumblr_nl6mk7XaUm1sbpovzo1_500.jpg, http://40.media.tumblr.com/ed1503df4481880b4c9751797f2c5a50/tumblr_nl8k68UQUY1sbpovzo1_500.jpg

 Black is just an old woman trying to chill for a few decades, if you want the short and sweet description of her. She's a big fan of knitting, tap dancing, and speaking German to herself when she thinks no one is listening. If you know German, she's usually just reciting Edgar Poe's 'Annabel Lee'. It's kinda creepy. Unless you like Poe, then I guess it's just a free reading brought to you by yours truly. German weirdo.
  Besides the creepy reciting, Black's a pretty nice-looking lady. If only she didn't have the childish straight-across bangs. Rip. Also, those eyelashes are real and they are fierce. She looks around 28, I guess, but she acts like a grandma (because she is). She's very touchy and rarely respects personal space.
 She feels little to no guilt going after human's even though she's around 600 years old. In fact, she's openly promiscuous while also being open about her age. Probably not the best idea to get in a one night stand with her then find out she's around 570 years older than you. Woopsie. Also, why would you fuck a grandma? What would your mother think? Tsk, tsk. (But seriously she'll do it she'll FUCKING do it you wanna BET she'll DO IT). Did I mention she's a succubus? Nah? Well, she's retired, so she won't send your soul to hell if you do the diddle with her. 10/10 would recommend. Just kidding. Don't fuck the grandma.

~~~Fuschia~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6PMCdByf8w)

1/f/3'5"

a tiny cactus maiden. she is short and prickly, but her personality is as bright and sweet as the short-lived flowers that bloom from her head and arms. she has clipped as many of her thorns as she can reach, that she might not hurt anyone too badly, but there are still a few errant needles one should be wary of. she loves heat and bugs and birds and bats, but mostly attention.

~~~Gold~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ7Rs7eePUY) (can't tell ME what to do)

he/him/M/5'7/20

Gold is a physically appealing and outgoing young man. He wears a black, buttoned down shirt and a sly grin on his smug face. Gold comes from a simple background, but he give no fuck. Despite both of his parents being lawyers or boring shit like that, he's ready to conquer the world highhandedly with awesomeness and impeccable sexiness. Average height, tan skin, freckles and brown with a fringe that he keeps sweeping back with his hand in a careless manner every damn second, Gold is the whole new fucking level of hot. Whilst up on a pedestal and ready to conquer your heart and own your ass, Gold is actually a part of a cult that worships an entity known as SLAGATHOR. SLAGATHOR is the blessing of this world, strongest of them all, the mightiest demon to arrive upon this earth.

This guy gives off a strong vibe off pure A-grade narcissism with a tinge of egoism, despite that he's nice at heart and is ready to help. He needs the attention of others to survive in this cruel world.

Gold is weirdly drawn to the occult and has a strong dislike towards electrical equipment, especially printers with no real explanation.

~~~Navy~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcQNmQdVhlY)

M/28/6'1"

Navy is a big man, in just about every sort of way -- in height, in girth, in presence, you name it. He's quite eccentric in behavior -- a charming, cheerful, gentlemanly fellow, but you can't help but feel like there's something off about this man. It's not that he's particularly evil or anything, no, but he certainly gets a kick out of messing with others, watching their reactions, and there's something about that near constant grin of his that tells you he's... hiding /something./ Whether it's something good, bad, or neither, no one really knows -- and that's just how he likes it.

He clearly has way too much time and money on his hands, but what he even DOES with said time and money is anyone's guess. He has a large amount of... things, lord knows what they are or where they came from. Old, antique-y looking things that he refuses to specify the origins of. He also refuses to specify how he inherited his family's fortune -- largely because he doesn't know himself. His parents just up and left one day, and he knows they're most likely alive, but where? Why did they leave? And he also tends to mumble to himself sometimes, but it's as if he's speaking with... someone, something, right behind him.

There's just an... odd presence to the guy. Abnormal. Paranormal, one might say.

But that's just a bunch of rumors! Those journalists gotta make their money somehow, right?

A tall, round man with pale blonde hair and eyes matching the color of his namesake, light freckles just across the bridge of his nose. Top hat, suit, etc the color of his namesake this man is So Fance. Always carries around this walking stick cane thing that you're like 80% sure has some sort of weapon inside it.

~~~Yellow~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzkW0dbWqo)

6'2" / MALE / 20

http://i.imgur.com/pTtPMvW.png

Former child actor for a famous cereal.  Just looking at him you can tell he's been asked to do the jingle over 100 MILLION freakin' times.  He's tired and needs a rest.  Now he works as a talent scout for the same company that gave him his 15 minutes of fame.  Has a fondness for agave nectar and always sits down to use the bathroom.  He's rather blasé about most things.

~~~Pink~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwXyuUU9HBI)

Male probably / 5'11 / Like 20-30 probably who can say

Pink is possibly the stupidest name (save for goldenrod) you could ever give anyone. So it suits him perfectly, pretty much. Though he looks quite classy with an all black outfit with small golden details, like buttons and shoelaces, his demeanor is all but. The one reason he actually wears a suit is because you never know when you're going to become an anime protagonist and if you do become one you need to look your best. Not like you're trying too hard or anything, which to be honest he kind of does. Look like he's trying too hard I mean.
In true anime fashion he's grown his hair out to be long and flowing, also pink. But his roots are showing.

He's supposed to be some kind of shop attendant, but he got fired last week. Not that he cares. It could be a great way for him to start the anime of his life!