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B20C7 - BB Gun

Jan 13th, 2021
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  1. <Gun? What gun?> Rachel yelled.
  2.  
  3. Pop! Pop! Pop!
  4.  
  5. Something stung my bare belly. <He's got a BBgun!>
  6.  
  7. <He could put someone's eye out with that!> Rachel cried in outrage.
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  9. <Yeah, mine!> I said. I closed one talon over the cube. It was too big! I used both talons. I could hold the cube, but I could barely stand. I flapped like a madman and managed to fall off the desk, still holding the cube.
  10.  
  11. Pop! Pop!
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  13. <Okay, now he's ticked me off!> Rachel said.
  14.  
  15. <Don't hurt him!> I said. <He's just an innocent bystander.>
  16.  
  17. <Innocent, my ->
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  19. Pop! Pop! Pop!
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  21. I flapped hard and scooted along the carpet toward the door. Rachel did a little better, but once in the hallway her wings hit the walls with each stroke.
  22.  
  23. "Oh no, you don't!" David yelled. "Give me back that blue box!"
  24.  
  25. Off we went: two dragging, scuffling, staggering, BB-stung birds, one hauling a blue box. Followed by an outraged boy yelling and firing a very lifelike gun.
  26.  
  27. Down the hall!
  28.  
  29. <Ow!>
  30.  
  31. <Look out!>
  32.  
  33. "Give me back my box!"
  34.  
  35. Pop! Pop! Pop!
  36.  
  37. Through the empty family room where the TV was on, showing Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
  38.  
  39. <Whoa, I forgot to set the VCR!> I said. <We're missing Buffy.>
  40.  
  41. Pop! Pop! Pop!
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  43. <Owww! Oh man, I am so going to find a way to hurt this kid tomorrow at school,> Rachel threatened. <I'm going for the sliding glass door. Distract him while I get it open.>
  44.  
  45. <Distract him? By doing what? You figure I should do my Lord of the Dance impersonation?>
  46.  
  47. Rachel grabbed the sliding glass door handle with her beak and yanked. David ran straight for me. Straight for the box.
  48.  
  49. I could either jump up and rake his eyeballs, or give up the box. But David was not a Controller. He was not an enemy. And even I don't think you can just go around tearing into innocent bystanders.
  50.  
  51. I jumped back from the box. The door slid open. And Rachel and I flapped across the back lawn, over the pool, above the fence, and out of there.
  52.  
  53. "Yeah! And don't come back, either!" David yelled as he fired off a final BB.
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  55. <I am so not looking forward to explaining this to Jake,> Rachel said.
  56.  
  57. <We got our butts kicked by a kid with a BB gun. That's just pathetic.> A hawk rose up to join us.
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