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A Day at the Park

Oct 10th, 2013
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  1. >You are anon.
  2. >Today you are going to spend some time with your pets.
  3. >You are driving to the local park.
  4. >It does your pets good to get outside from time to time.
  5. >You have a golden lab that I ssetting next to you in the front seat.
  6. >You also have a fluffy pony in a pet carrier in the back.
  7. >”Why fwuffy in sowwy bawks daddeh? Why fwuffy mof? Pwease wet fwuffy ou’ wan pway wif daddeh. Fwuffy am sowwy, pwease nuu sowwy bawks….”
  8. >Poor thing does not realize she is not being punished, but the look on her face when you get to the park always warms your heart.
  9. >You get to the park and find a nice secluded spot.
  10. >Your dog runs around beside you while your fluffy pads the inside of her carrier.
  11. >You set up a good spot and let your fluffy out.
  12. >She cautiously crawls out from the carrier and looks around.
  13. >A broad smile crosses her face and her tail starts to wag furiously.
  14. >”Daddeh… am fwuffy pway time noa?”, she looks up at you hopefully.
  15. >You grab a foam ball from your pocket and toss it in front of her.
  16. >”Will you promise daddy not to get in trouble?”
  17. >She looks between you and the ball.
  18. >”Fwuffy be gud daddeh! Fwuffy be… BAWWW!”
  19. >She bounds after her favorite toy.
  20. >And now for the dog, you can’t forget your best friend.
  21. >You grab up a frisbee.
  22. >Your dog gives a resound ‘woof’ in response and gets set to run.
  23. >You fling the frisbee across the grassy area and your dog takes off.
  24. >He lumbers along and jumps grabbing the disc in his mouth and brings it back wagging his tail waiting for it to be thrown again.
  25. >You fling it a few more times watching as your dog chases it majestically.
  26. >Your fluffy has taken a break from his ball and is trotting around sniffing the small flowers nearby.
  27. >She looks so happy.
  28. >Your heart melts at the scene.
  29. >You fling your Frisbee again.
  30. >Your dog is panting happily as he chases it down.
  31. >He lopes bring it back and HOLY FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOSE!
  32. >Two of the hottest women you have seen in a long time are jogging by!
  33. >Whoever invented sports bras needs one of them peace prizes!
  34. >You fling your Frisbee again.
  35. >Hold your arm out, need to show off the guns.
  36. >You smile at them, “Hello ladies!”
  37. >They run by giggling.
  38. >You feel your dog pushing the Frisbee back into your hand.
  39. >You grab it and fling it again hearing him take off.
  40. >You watch these two hot women run by.
  41. >You see them run off into the distance.
  42. *Whoooosh*
  43. >Whoa, had to let out that chestfull of air.
  44. >The dog shoves the frisbbe back into your hand.
  45. >”Damn they were hot! Oh well, get it boy!”
  46. >You turn and throw the Frisbee again and…
  47. >Oh shit!
  48. >”Fwuffy wan pway! Fwuffy pway too daddeh!”
  49. >She had been following the dog trying to get the Frisbee while you were checking out the women!
  50. >She managed to get down to where the Frisbee lands and is running back and forth waiting for it to get to her.
  51. >She has an ecstatic smile on her face as the floating disc closes in on her.
  52. >Your dog sees her and slows down trying not to run her over.
  53. >The disc gets closer and your fluffy leaps with her front hooves raised to catch the disc.
  54. *THWACK*
  55. >…….
  56. >“WAHHHHHHHHHH!”
  57. >The fluffy is now laying on her back.
  58. >Tears are flowing fron her eyes as she nurses a fresh boo boo on her nose.
  59. >You run to your hurt fluffy.
  60. >”Wahhhhhh! Toy be meanie daddeh! Gif sowwies to fwuffy! Wahhhhh!”
  61. >You pick her up and start to cradle her.
  62. >”Its ok sweetie, daddy’s sorry.”
  63. >She wraps her hooves around your neck and bawls, “Fwuffy anwy wan pway daddeh! Why am toy meanie? Huu huu huuuuu.”
  64. >She turn and shakes her hoof at the Frisbee, “Yoo bad toy! Yoo gif sowwies to fwuffy! Yoo meanie meanie meanie! Yoo bad bad toy!”
  65. >She looks up at you with tears in her eyes and rubbing her boo boo nose.
  66. >She asks pitifully, “Daddeh… yoo gif sowwies meanie toy?.”
  67. >You set her down, “Ok dear…”
  68. >You put the frisbee over your leg and spank it, “You don’t give my fluffy owies! You got that!?”
  69. >You get an angy look on your face and fling it again.
  70. >Your dog lumbers after it happily.
  71. >You pick up your fluffy who is smiling again.
  72. >”Tank yoo daddeh.”
  73. >You pick up you fluffy and give her a hug.
  74. >You promise to yourself you will never-
  75. >You quickly take a deep breath.
  76. >The girls are running by again.
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