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- # Yeah, yeah #
- 2
- 00:00:02,355 --> 00:00:08,294
- # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
- 3
- 00:00:08,328 --> 00:00:10,819
- Groovy, baby. Groovy.
- 4
- 00:00:19,873 --> 00:00:21,340
- Hello?
- 5
- 00:00:45,599 --> 00:00:46,964
- Hello?!
- 6
- 00:00:57,143 --> 00:00:58,542
- - Graah!
- - Oh, my God!
- 7
- 00:00:58,578 --> 00:01:01,308
- Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
- Ah! You got me.
- 8
- 00:01:01,348 --> 00:01:02,838
- Ha ha ha!
- 9
- 00:01:02,883 --> 00:01:06,319
- Welcome, mmm,
- to the Hardy-Har Hut.
- 10
- 00:01:06,353 --> 00:01:09,345
- If we can't put a smile on your face,
- your skin's too tight.
- 11
- 00:01:09,389 --> 00:01:11,357
- - Oh!
- - Bop, bop.
- 12
- 00:01:11,391 --> 00:01:13,518
- - Oh.
- - I got somethin' for ya. Yeah.
- 13
- 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,857
- It's just in.
- 14
- 00:01:14,895 --> 00:01:16,192
- You're gonna love it.
- 15
- 00:01:16,229 --> 00:01:17,526
- Huh?
- 16
- 00:01:17,564 --> 00:01:19,225
- Oh.
- 17
- 00:01:19,266 --> 00:01:21,131
- Cigarette?
- 18
- 00:01:22,402 --> 00:01:24,029
- Ha ha ha.
- 19
- 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:27,938
- Tempting but, uh... no, thanks.
- 20
- 00:01:27,974 --> 00:01:29,202
- - Ha ha ha!
- - Oh.
- 21
- 00:01:29,242 --> 00:01:31,039
- Well, eh.
- 22
- 00:01:32,646 --> 00:01:34,170
- What can I do you for?
- 23
- 00:01:34,214 --> 00:01:35,442
- Something for the mister?
- 24
- 00:01:35,482 --> 00:01:39,509
- Sadly, there is no mister at the moment.
- 25
- 00:01:39,552 --> 00:01:41,417
- Beautiful woman like yourself?
- 26
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- My husband...
- 27
- 00:01:46,359 --> 00:01:48,623
- ...accidentally suffocated.
- 28
- 00:01:48,662 --> 00:01:50,061
- You need a fella.
- 29
- 00:01:50,096 --> 00:01:53,964
- I do. I do need a fella.
- 30
- 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,767
- And the way to a man's heart
- is through his funny bone.
- 31
- 00:01:58,805 --> 00:02:01,103
- Now here's an icebreaker for ya.
- 32
- 00:02:03,443 --> 00:02:06,139
- Oh, Miss Maybelle,
- you do throw a lovely party.
- 33
- 00:02:06,179 --> 00:02:08,147
- But what are you celebratin'?
- 34
- 00:02:09,115 --> 00:02:10,912
- Well, it's kind of an ending.
- 35
- 00:02:10,951 --> 00:02:13,385
- But it deserved to go out with a bang.
- 36
- 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,217
- What ended?
- 37
- 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:17,950
- Negro Day.
- 38
- 00:02:17,991 --> 00:02:19,583
- What?
- 39
- 00:02:19,626 --> 00:02:22,720
- All right. Time y'all knew.
- 40
- 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:26,823
- velma von Tussle just told me
- we have had our last show.
- 41
- 00:02:26,866 --> 00:02:28,356
- No.
- 42
- 00:02:28,401 --> 00:02:30,767
- Yeah, it seems our little show
- was a nice little placeholder...
- 43
- 00:02:30,804 --> 00:02:32,965
- - but it was time to get some ratings.
- - Aww!
- 44
- 00:02:33,006 --> 00:02:35,304
- I didn't wanna tell y'all up front.
- 45
- 00:02:35,342 --> 00:02:37,970
- I just wanted to have a little fun tonight.
- 46
- 00:02:38,011 --> 00:02:40,309
- But I practiced so hard.
- 47
- 00:02:40,347 --> 00:02:42,907
- Now I'll never get a chance
- to be on the show.
- 48
- 00:02:42,949 --> 00:02:44,644
- Oh, you will be seen, baby.
- 49
- 00:02:44,684 --> 00:02:45,673
- I promise.
- 50
- 00:02:45,719 --> 00:02:47,346
- You can't have your own show?
- 51
- 00:02:47,387 --> 00:02:48,854
- Fine, you'll come dance with us.
- 52
- 00:02:48,888 --> 00:02:50,480
- Hmm. Honey.
- 53
- 00:02:50,523 --> 00:02:52,320
- You been dozin' off durin' history?
- 54
- 00:02:52,359 --> 00:02:54,486
- Yes, always.
- 55
- 00:02:54,527 --> 00:02:57,496
- Trace, black and whites ain't never danced
- on Tv together.
- 56
- 00:02:57,530 --> 00:03:00,021
- Well, if we can't dance...
- 57
- 00:03:00,066 --> 00:03:03,194
- maybe we should just march.
- 58
- 00:03:05,505 --> 00:03:07,496
- Ooh, that'd get some big ol' ratin's.
- 59
- 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:09,132
- Better time slot, too.
- 60
- 00:03:09,175 --> 00:03:10,164
- Mm-hmm.
- 61
- 00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:12,269
- Like on the 11:00 news.
- 62
- 00:03:12,312 --> 00:03:13,279
- Ahh!
- 63
- 00:03:13,313 --> 00:03:14,644
- What y'all say?
- 64
- 00:03:14,681 --> 00:03:16,239
- Should we give this fine woman...
- 65
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- all the ratings she deserves?
- 66
- 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:19,279
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 67
- 00:03:19,319 --> 00:03:20,650
- Hey, hey!
- 68
- 00:03:20,687 --> 00:03:23,053
- Well, it is a school night...
- 69
- 00:03:23,089 --> 00:03:24,613
- and I think we oughta call it a night.
- 70
- 00:03:24,657 --> 00:03:27,558
- Tell you what.
- We meet up at the church Friday, 4:00...
- 71
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- and we will march on WYZT.
- 72
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- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 73
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- Yeah!
- 74
- 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:35,830
- Tracy, you can't protest, hon.
- 75
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- I mean, these are lovely people...
- 76
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- but if you protest, you'll be on lists.
- 77
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- You'll be on files.
- 78
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- J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretappin'...
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- your cold, dead body in the grave.
- 80
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- Oh, Mother.
- 81
- 00:03:46,546 --> 00:03:49,515
- Link, we're going with them, right?
- 82
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- Walk with me.
- 83
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- You want your Belgian chocolate
- animal droppings.
- 84
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- Dot dot. This store's for you.
- 85
- 00:03:59,893 --> 00:04:04,057
- - Oh! What a treasure trove.
- - Huh?
- 86
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- Come here, baby.
- 87
- 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,529
- Don't be sad.
- 88
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- We gonna make it happen, OK?
- 89
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- Can I go?
- 90
- 00:04:11,571 --> 00:04:12,902
- Now, come on, now.
- 91
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- I can't be worried about you out there.
- 92
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- Trace...
- 93
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- I been smilin' and dancin'
- on this show for 3 years.
- 94
- 00:04:21,581 --> 00:04:22,809
- Mrs. von Tussle just promised...
- 95
- 00:04:22,849 --> 00:04:24,544
- I could sing at the Miss Hairspray pageant.
- 96
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- She's-she invited agents.
- 97
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- That's my shot, Trace.
- 98
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- I can't jeopardize that.
- 99
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- But it's what's right.
- 100
- 00:04:33,893 --> 00:04:35,724
- I'm sorry, Trace.
- 101
- 00:04:35,762 --> 00:04:38,560
- I just think this adventure's...
- 102
- 00:04:38,598 --> 00:04:39,895
- a little...
- 103
- 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:41,230
- too big for me.
- 104
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- Oh, God. No, no, no.
- That's not what I-
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- 00:04:45,672 --> 00:04:47,731
- I get it, Link. It's your shot.
- 106
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- No, Trace, that's not what I-
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- It's fine.
- 108
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- Oh, hon.
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- I should go.
- 110
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- Give him time.
- 111
- 00:05:01,955 --> 00:05:03,980
- He'll figure out he's crazy 'bout you.
- 112
- 00:05:04,023 --> 00:05:07,254
- You have to say that,
- you're my mother.
- 113
- 00:05:07,293 --> 00:05:10,524
- Well, I know a little
- somethin' about men.
- 114
- 00:05:10,563 --> 00:05:14,795
- And, my personal favorite,
- x- ray specs.
- 115
- 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,529
- You can see through anything.
- 116
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- Skin, clothes, you name it.
- 117
- 00:05:20,173 --> 00:05:21,504
- Now, take your father.
- 118
- 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:24,374
- And he's always downstairs
- in that shop workin' late.
- 119
- 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:26,810
- Do I take it personal? No.
- 120
- 00:05:26,846 --> 00:05:29,474
- Men always put their career first.
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- Remember that.
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- OK.
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- I'm really tired, I'm gonna go to bed.
- 124
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- All right, hon.
- 125
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- Night.
- 126
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- - I love you.
- - I love you, too.
- 127
- 00:05:38,358 --> 00:05:40,383
- I think I'm gonna go to bed, too.
- 128
- 00:05:40,426 --> 00:05:42,360
- Oh, I'm so tired.
- 129
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- You don't need those...
- 130
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- to see what's under these clothes.
- 131
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- There's a product that really works...
- 132
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- 'cause these are phony
- as a three dollar bill.
- 133
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- Incredible!
- 134
- 00:06:05,852 --> 00:06:07,717
- I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf...
- 135
- 00:06:07,754 --> 00:06:10,917
- and you would remain completely obtuse.
- 136
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- Obtuse.
- 137
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- Yes, obtuse.
- 138
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- I flunked geometry.
- 139
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- Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt!
- 140
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- Yeah.
- 141
- 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:23,058
- Wait! How 'bout this?
- 142
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- OK.
- 143
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- # Those lips, those eyes #
- 144
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- # That food #
- 145
- 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:33,242
- # Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread #
- 146
- 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,179
- # To get ya in the mood #
- 147
- 00:06:35,215 --> 00:06:39,652
- # Wilbur, can't ya feel the
- burnin' flame of hot desire #
- 148
- 00:06:39,686 --> 00:06:42,177
- # You're gonna need
- more than some seltzer #
- 149
- 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:44,690
- # To put out this fire #
- 150
- 00:06:44,724 --> 00:06:48,216
- # I'm wailin': "look out, old Balti- #
- 151
- 00:06:48,261 --> 00:06:50,252
- # "- more" I'm sellin' somethin' #
- 152
- 00:06:50,296 --> 00:06:53,629
- # You can't purchase
- at a ten-cent store #
- 153
- 00:06:53,666 --> 00:06:56,100
- # Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess #
- 154
- 00:06:56,135 --> 00:06:57,796
- # Come on and take me to the ball #
- 155
- 00:06:57,837 --> 00:07:00,635
- # I bet you're tired of heavy lifting #
- 156
- 00:07:00,673 --> 00:07:02,834
- # Get your hands on somethin' small #
- 157
- 00:07:03,943 --> 00:07:05,570
- # Because I'm a-big- #
- 158
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- # -blonde- #
- 159
- 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:08,939
- # -and beautiful #
- 160
- 00:07:08,982 --> 00:07:11,041
- # It's time to face the facts #
- 161
- 00:07:11,084 --> 00:07:13,609
- # It's irrefutable #
- 162
- 00:07:13,653 --> 00:07:15,553
- # Why waste one more minute #
- 163
- 00:07:15,588 --> 00:07:17,783
- # Now I feel brand spankin' new #
- 164
- 00:07:17,824 --> 00:07:19,382
- # Hey, Wilbur, take a look #
- 165
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- # It's all for #
- 166
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- You!
- 167
- 00:07:21,828 --> 00:07:24,126
- You?!
- 168
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- Ohh!
- 169
- 00:07:25,164 --> 00:07:26,256
- Edna.
- 170
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- Your wife! You said she was out! Oh!
- Wait a minute!
- 171
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- Hi, hon.
- 172
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- Ma, you don't really believe
- that he would do that.
- 173
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- You are never setting foot
- on that show again.
- 174
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- You hear me?
- 175
- 00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:43,809
- I heard you the first 400 times, Ma.
- 176
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- - Hey.
- - Huh.
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- 00:08:08,641 --> 00:08:09,903
- Oh.
- 178
- 00:08:14,347 --> 00:08:15,314
- Daddy.
- 179
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- It wasn't me.
- 180
- 00:08:18,551 --> 00:08:21,418
- I had to improvise
- a bed out of something.
- 181
- 00:08:21,454 --> 00:08:22,853
- Whoopee cushions?
- 182
- 00:08:24,123 --> 00:08:26,182
- That will play heck with my sciatica.
- 183
- 00:08:27,226 --> 00:08:29,421
- Oop. That one was me.
- 184
- 00:08:29,462 --> 00:08:31,657
- Oh. Oh.
- 185
- 00:08:31,698 --> 00:08:34,030
- Daddy, are you OK?
- 186
- 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:35,830
- Ohh.
- 187
- 00:08:35,868 --> 00:08:39,065
- Tracy, you know...
- 188
- 00:08:39,105 --> 00:08:44,042
- these peepers have never
- looked at another woman.
- 189
- 00:08:44,077 --> 00:08:47,444
- This heart only beats for size 60.
- 190
- 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,847
- Daddy, you know what velma wanted.
- 191
- 00:08:50,883 --> 00:08:53,010
- She wanted me off the show.
- 192
- 00:08:53,052 --> 00:08:57,386
- And I knew that,
- but how could she go that far?
- 193
- 00:08:57,423 --> 00:09:00,688
- Come here. Come here, little girl.
- 194
- 00:09:00,727 --> 00:09:03,025
- Little girl.
- 195
- 00:09:03,062 --> 00:09:06,725
- And then to just cancel
- Negro Day like that.
- 196
- 00:09:06,766 --> 00:09:09,633
- Just to make sure that
- nobody who's different...
- 197
- 00:09:09,669 --> 00:09:11,830
- or who's black or Chinese...
- 198
- 00:09:11,871 --> 00:09:14,499
- or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds.
- 199
- 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:16,508
- What are you talking? Stop it.
- 200
- 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:19,204
- What are you talking?
- 201
- 00:09:19,245 --> 00:09:21,475
- I think I've been in a bubble or something.
- 202
- 00:09:21,514 --> 00:09:25,211
- Thinking that fairness
- was just going to happen.
- 203
- 00:09:25,251 --> 00:09:26,775
- It's not.
- 204
- 00:09:26,819 --> 00:09:30,050
- I think people like me
- are gonna have to get up...
- 205
- 00:09:30,089 --> 00:09:34,423
- off their father's laps and go
- out there and fight for it.
- 206
- 00:09:41,934 --> 00:09:44,368
- Ahh. Your mother and I...
- 207
- 00:09:44,404 --> 00:09:46,736
- We don't see too far
- past our front door.
- 208
- 00:09:46,773 --> 00:09:50,334
- But you... see all the way to Schenectady.
- 209
- 00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:54,244
- So, if there's something
- you need to stand up for...
- 210
- 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,807
- don't ya listen to old dogs like us.
- 211
- 00:09:57,850 --> 00:10:01,081
- We need to learn some new tricks...
- 212
- 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,519
- from you.
- 213
- 00:10:02,555 --> 00:10:05,422
- You don't need new tricks, Dad.
- 214
- 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:07,392
- You need Mom.
- 215
- 00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:15,764
- She changed the locks.
- 216
- 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:23,065
- Oh.
- 217
- 00:10:27,313 --> 00:10:28,974
- Good night, Daddy.
- 218
- 00:10:37,657 --> 00:10:41,149
- Aw, wow.
- 219
- 00:10:41,194 --> 00:10:42,991
- Come on, baby.
- 220
- 00:10:47,366 --> 00:10:49,129
- Honey, took me 5 years...
- 221
- 00:10:49,168 --> 00:10:51,329
- to figure out you were flirting.
- 222
- 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:53,668
- How could I ever?
- 223
- 00:10:55,341 --> 00:10:57,673
- Well, she is very glamorous.
- 224
- 00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,076
- Edna.
- 225
- 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:07,313
- She just makes me feel old.
- 226
- 00:11:07,353 --> 00:11:08,843
- Nonsense.
- 227
- 00:11:08,888 --> 00:11:10,719
- Doll!
- 228
- 00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:12,690
- You're spry as a Slinky.
- 229
- 00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:17,091
- I'm not talkin' to you.
- 230
- 00:11:17,129 --> 00:11:21,498
- # Styles keep a-changin',
- the world's rearrangin' #
- 231
- 00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:25,664
- # But, Edna,
- you're timeless to me #
- 232
- 00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:29,334
- # Hemlines are shorter,
- a beer costs a quarter #
- 233
- 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:34,506
- # But time cannot take what comes free #
- 234
- 00:11:34,547 --> 00:11:37,846
- # You're like a stinky old cheese, babe #
- 235
- 00:11:37,884 --> 00:11:42,514
- # Just gettin' riper with age #
- 236
- 00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:45,023
- # You're like a fatal disease, babe #
- 237
- 00:11:45,057 --> 00:11:46,319
- What?
- 238
- 00:11:46,359 --> 00:11:50,193
- # But there's no cure,
- so let this fever rage #
- 239
- 00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:54,222
- # Some folks can't stand it,
- say time is a bandit #
- 240
- 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:58,033
- # But I take the opposite view #
- 241
- 00:11:58,070 --> 00:12:00,664
- # 'Cause when I need a lift #
- 242
- 00:12:00,706 --> 00:12:02,469
- # Time brings a gift #
- 243
- 00:12:02,508 --> 00:12:06,569
- # Another day with you #
- 244
- 00:12:06,612 --> 00:12:08,375
- # A twist or a waltz #
- 245
- 00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:10,541
- # It's all the same schmaltz #
- 246
- 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:14,212
- # With just a change in the scenery #
- 247
- 00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:16,585
- # You'll never be old hat #
- 248
- 00:12:16,622 --> 00:12:17,611
- # That's that #
- 249
- 00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:20,592
- # You're timeless to me #
- 250
- 00:12:23,262 --> 00:12:25,059
- # Fads keep a-fadin' #
- 251
- 00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:27,258
- # Castro's invadin' #
- 252
- 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:31,168
- # But, Wilbur,
- you're timeless to me #
- 253
- 00:12:31,203 --> 00:12:32,898
- # Hairdos are higher #
- 254
- 00:12:32,939 --> 00:12:35,066
- # Mine feels like barbed wire #
- 255
- 00:12:35,107 --> 00:12:39,305
- # But you say I'm chic as can be #
- 256
- 00:12:39,345 --> 00:12:42,439
- # You're like a rare vintage ripple #
- 257
- 00:12:42,481 --> 00:12:43,539
- Thank you.
- 258
- 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:47,576
- # A vintage they'll never forget #
- 259
- 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:51,181
- # So pour me a teeny-weeny triple #
- 260
- 00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:52,747
- Any time!
- 261
- 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:55,090
- # And we can toast the fact
- we ain't dead yet #
- 262
- 00:12:55,127 --> 00:12:56,094
- What?
- 263
- 00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:57,755
- # I can't stop eating #
- 264
- 00:12:57,797 --> 00:12:59,492
- # Your hairline's receding #
- 265
- 00:12:59,532 --> 00:13:00,658
- Hey.
- 266
- 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,759
- # And soon
- you'll have nothing at all #
- 267
- 00:13:02,802 --> 00:13:04,064
- Never.
- 268
- 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:06,333
- # So you'll wear a wig #
- 269
- 00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:07,896
- # While I roast a pig #
- 270
- 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:10,807
- # Hey! Pass that Geritol #
- 271
- 00:13:10,843 --> 00:13:12,105
- I love pig.
- 272
- 00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:14,237
- # Glenn Miller had brass #
- 273
- 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,305
- # That Chubby Checker's a gas #
- 274
- 00:13:16,349 --> 00:13:19,944
- # But they all pass eventually #
- 275
- 00:13:19,986 --> 00:13:23,285
- # You'll never be passé, hip-hooray #
- 276
- 00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:26,485
- # You're timeless to me #
- 277
- 00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,996
- Heh heh heh!
- 278
- 00:13:48,381 --> 00:13:49,678
- Grrr!
- 279
- 00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:21,511
- # You're like a broken-down Chevy #
- 280
- 00:14:21,547 --> 00:14:25,540
- # All I need is a fresh coat of paint #
- 281
- 00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:29,987
- # And, Edna, ya got me
- goin' hot and heavy #
- 282
- 00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:31,819
- # You're fat and old #
- 283
- 00:14:31,857 --> 00:14:34,519
- - What?
- - # But, baby, boring you ain't #
- 284
- 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,425
- # Some folks don't get it #
- 285
- 00:14:36,462 --> 00:14:38,453
- # But we never fret it #
- 286
- 00:14:38,497 --> 00:14:42,024
- # 'Cause we know
- that time is our friend #
- 287
- 00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:44,366
- # Yeah, it's plain to see #
- 288
- 00:14:44,403 --> 00:14:46,633
- # That you're stuck with me #
- 289
- 00:14:46,672 --> 00:14:50,608
- # Until the bitter end #
- 290
- 00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:54,545
- # And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid #
- 291
- 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:58,038
- # Off the Turnblad family tree #
- 292
- 00:14:58,084 --> 00:15:00,450
- # You'll always hit the spot #
- 293
- 00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:02,113
- # Big shot #
- 294
- 00:15:02,154 --> 00:15:04,782
- # You're timeless to me #
- 295
- 00:15:06,425 --> 00:15:10,384
- # You'll always be du jour, mon amour #
- 296
- 00:15:10,429 --> 00:15:12,897
- # You're timeless to me #
- 297
- 00:15:17,937 --> 00:15:22,374
- # You'll always be first string #
- 298
- 00:15:22,408 --> 00:15:25,673
- # Ring-a-ding-ding #
- 299
- 00:15:25,711 --> 00:15:38,719
- # You're timeless to me #
- 300
- 00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:43,758
- # You're timeless #
- 301
- 00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:52,932
- # To me #
- 302
- 00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:54,303
- Oh, Wilbur.
- 303
- 00:15:59,578 --> 00:16:01,375
- Tracy.
- 304
- 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,812
- Wake up, hon.
- 305
- 00:16:02,848 --> 00:16:06,284
- Wake up. Everything's good again.
- 306
- 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,318
- Wilbur! Wilbur!
- 307
- 00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:11,482
- Uhh!
- 308
- 00:16:12,825 --> 00:16:16,283
- Seaweed, help pass
- those signs out.
- 309
- 00:16:16,328 --> 00:16:17,795
- Give her one.
- 310
- 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:19,627
- Hey, Jackie, we're over here.
- 311
- 00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:22,327
- Aw, you
- lookin' good, Gertrude.
- 312
- 00:16:22,368 --> 00:16:24,336
- C'mon, y'all.
- Here we go now.
- 313
- 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,199
- Tracy!
- 314
- 00:16:30,009 --> 00:16:32,136
- You're gonna pay a heavy price.
- 315
- 00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:33,509
- I know.
- 316
- 00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:35,446
- You'll never dance on Tv again.
- 317
- 00:16:35,481 --> 00:16:37,779
- If I can't dance
- with Seaweed and Little Inez...
- 318
- 00:16:37,817 --> 00:16:40,285
- then I don't wanna dance on Tv at all.
- 319
- 00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:43,652
- I just want tomorrow to be better.
- 320
- 00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:47,125
- # There's a light #
- 321
- 00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:51,858
- # In the darkness #
- 322
- 00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:59,360
- # Though the night
- is black as my skin #
- 323
- 00:16:59,405 --> 00:17:04,638
- # There's a light burnin' bright #
- 324
- 00:17:04,677 --> 00:17:08,511
- # Showing me the way #
- 325
- 00:17:10,716 --> 00:17:15,380
- # But I know where I've been #
- 326
- 00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:20,855
- # There's a cry #
- 327
- 00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:24,226
- # In the distance #
- 328
- 00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:30,998
- # It's a voice that comes
- from deep within #
- 329
- 00:17:31,036 --> 00:17:33,527
- # Hey, yeah #
- 330
- 00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:37,201
- # There's a cry askin' why #
- 331
- 00:17:37,243 --> 00:17:41,577
- # I pray the answer's up ahead #
- 332
- 00:17:43,749 --> 00:17:49,517
- # 'Cause I know where I've been #
- 333
- 00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:57,960
- # There's a road #
- 334
- 00:17:57,997 --> 00:18:02,161
- # We been travelin' #
- 335
- 00:18:02,201 --> 00:18:06,399
- # Lost so many #
- 336
- 00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:09,100
- # On the way #
- 337
- 00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:18,478
- # But the riches will be plenty #
- 338
- 00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:21,145
- # Worth the price #
- 339
- 00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:27,091
- # The price we had to pay #
- 340
- 00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:31,085
- # There's a dream #
- 341
- 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:35,066
- - # In the future #
- - # Ooh-ooh #
- 342
- 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,694
- # There's a struggle #
- 343
- 00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:41,866
- # That we have yet to win #
- 344
- 00:18:43,642 --> 00:18:47,601
- # And there's pride in my heart #
- 345
- 00:18:47,646 --> 00:18:52,276
- # 'Cause I know where I'm goin' #
- 346
- 00:18:52,318 --> 00:18:54,286
- # Yes, I do #
- 347
- 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:59,451
- # And I know where I've been #
- 348
- 00:18:59,491 --> 00:19:00,458
- # Yeah #
- 349
- 00:19:00,492 --> 00:19:04,053
- # There's a road #
- 350
- 00:19:04,096 --> 00:19:08,459
- # We must travel #
- 351
- 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,627
- # There's a promise #
- 352
- 00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:12,967
- # There is a promise #
- 353
- 00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:14,370
- # We must make #
- 354
- 00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:16,636
- # That we must make #
- 355
- 00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:18,643
- # But the riches #
- 356
- 00:19:18,677 --> 00:19:20,872
- # Oh, but the riches #
- 357
- 00:19:20,913 --> 00:19:21,971
- # Will be plenty #
- 358
- 00:19:22,014 --> 00:19:24,983
- # The riches will be plenty, yeah #
- 359
- 00:19:25,017 --> 00:19:27,144
- # Worth the risk #
- 360
- 00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:29,313
- # And the chances that we take #
- 361
- 00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:33,314
- # And the chances we take #
- 362
- 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,089
- # There's a dream #
- 363
- 00:19:36,128 --> 00:19:41,998
- # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future #
- 364
- 00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:43,331
- # There's a struggle #
- 365
- 00:19:43,369 --> 00:19:44,336
- # Struggle #
- 366
- 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:47,100
- # That we have yet to win #
- 367
- 00:19:47,139 --> 00:19:49,835
- # We have yet to win #
- 368
- 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,672
- # Use that pride #
- 369
- 00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:52,677
- # Pride #
- 370
- 00:19:52,711 --> 00:19:54,679
- # In our hearts #
- 371
- 00:19:54,713 --> 00:19:55,680
- # To lift us up #
- 372
- 00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:56,681
- # Lift us up #
- 373
- 00:19:56,715 --> 00:19:58,774
- # Until tomorrow #
- 374
- 00:19:58,817 --> 00:20:00,011
- # Oooh #
- 375
- 00:20:00,052 --> 00:20:05,649
- # 'Cause just to sit
- still would be a sin #
- 376
- 00:20:05,691 --> 00:20:09,354
- # I know it, I know it,
- I know where I'm goin' #
- 377
- 00:20:09,395 --> 00:20:17,530
- # Lord knows I know #
- 378
- 00:20:17,569 --> 00:20:21,869
- # Where I've been #
- 379
- 00:20:21,907 --> 00:20:23,875
- # Oh, when we win #
- 380
- 00:20:23,909 --> 00:20:27,538
- # Yeah, I'll give thanks to my God #
- 381
- 00:20:27,579 --> 00:20:32,380
- # 'Cause I know where I've been #
- 382
- 00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:37,549
- # Yeah, yeah, yeah #
- 383
- 00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:39,887
- Oh, yeah, amen!
- 384
- 00:20:39,925 --> 00:20:40,892
- Amen, amen!
- 385
- 00:20:40,926 --> 00:20:42,120
- That's right.
- 386
- 00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:45,130
- Tracy, hon, you don't
- know what you're doing.
- 387
- 00:20:45,164 --> 00:20:46,654
- Yes, I do, Ma.
- 388
- 00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:47,687
- Hello, Miss Maybelle.
- 389
- 00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:48,722
- Well, good evening, Miss Edna.
- 390
- 00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:49,825
- Nice-a you to join us.
- 391
- 00:20:49,868 --> 00:20:51,062
- She's got a lovely turnout.
- 392
- 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:52,798
- Now I really think they
- don't need you anymore.
- 393
- 00:20:52,838 --> 00:20:53,998
- You come home with me.
- 394
- 00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:56,633
- Oh.
- 395
- 00:20:56,675 --> 00:20:58,905
- No, we are not sending a camera crew.
- 396
- 00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:02,277
- They're protesting
- our own station, dimwit.
- 397
- 00:21:03,449 --> 00:21:05,110
- Why is Channel Five there?
- 398
- 00:21:06,452 --> 00:21:08,920
- Well, of course they're all Negroes.
- 399
- 00:21:08,954 --> 00:21:10,387
- And why would-?
- 400
- 00:21:10,422 --> 00:21:13,585
- Ahh! Ohh.
- 401
- 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:14,956
- I know who would.
- 402
- 00:21:14,993 --> 00:21:17,086
- Oh, I know exactly who would.
- 403
- 00:21:17,129 --> 00:21:19,097
- 2, 4, 6, 8!
- 404
- 00:21:19,131 --> 00:21:21,156
- Tv's got to integrate!
- 405
- 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,000
- 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!
- 406
- 00:21:25,037 --> 00:21:26,004
- 2, 4, 6, 8!
- 407
- 00:21:26,038 --> 00:21:27,437
- Oh, my God, no!
- 408
- 00:21:27,473 --> 00:21:28,599
- Tv's got to integrate!
- 409
- 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,732
- - No!
- - Ma, come on.
- 410
- 00:21:29,775 --> 00:21:30,901
- The sound's not working.
- 411
- 00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:32,137
- You knew there'd be police.
- 412
- 00:21:32,177 --> 00:21:34,805
- - But I didn't know there'd be cameras.
- - So?
- 413
- 00:21:34,847 --> 00:21:37,315
- Oh, I cannot be seen on television
- at this present weight.
- 414
- 00:21:37,349 --> 00:21:38,816
- 2, 4, 6, 8!
- 415
- 00:21:38,851 --> 00:21:40,751
- Tv's got to integrate!
- 416
- 00:21:40,786 --> 00:21:42,617
- 2, 4, 6, 8!
- 417
- 00:21:42,654 --> 00:21:44,747
- Tv's got to integrate!
- 418
- 00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,587
- 2, 4, 6, 8!
- 419
- 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:47,592
- Tv's got to integrate!
- 420
- 00:21:47,626 --> 00:21:48,820
- Excuse me.
- 421
- 00:21:48,861 --> 00:21:51,022
- Is there some reason
- we can't pass by peacefully?
- 422
- 00:21:51,063 --> 00:21:53,395
- I strongly suggest you
- and your little friends...
- 423
- 00:21:53,432 --> 00:21:56,162
- head back to where you come from.
- 424
- 00:21:56,201 --> 00:21:57,327
- Hey, you don't have to be so rude.
- 425
- 00:21:57,369 --> 00:21:58,427
- Tracy!
- 426
- 00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:00,461
- It's all right, Tracy.
- I can handle this.
- 427
- 00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:02,474
- 'Scuse me. She was talking to you.
- 428
- 00:22:02,508 --> 00:22:04,305
- - Oh, Tracy!
- - Oh!
- 429
- 00:22:04,343 --> 00:22:06,140
- Tracy, no.
- 430
- 00:22:06,178 --> 00:22:08,112
- You just assaulted a police officer, miss.
- 431
- 00:22:08,147 --> 00:22:10,172
- - No!
- - I what?!
- 432
- 00:22:10,215 --> 00:22:11,182
- Assaulted?!
- 433
- 00:22:11,216 --> 00:22:13,844
- Enough! Hey!
- 434
- 00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:17,148
- All right, boys.
- 435
- 00:22:17,189 --> 00:22:19,350
- Let's take the whole lot in.
- 436
- 00:22:19,391 --> 00:22:21,325
- - No!
- - Run, Tracy! Run!
- 437
- 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,989
- 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!
- 438
- 00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:28,158
- 2, 4, 6, 8!
- Tv's got to integrate!
- 439
- 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,328
- 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!
- 440
- 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:34,362
- 2, 4, 6, 8!
- Tv's got to integrate!
- 441
- 00:22:34,406 --> 00:22:36,874
- And our cameras also
- caught Tracy Turnblad...
- 442
- 00:22:36,909 --> 00:22:40,003
- the teenage Tv personality
- and rabble-rouser.
- 443
- 00:22:40,045 --> 00:22:41,842
- Miss Turnblad brutally
- attacked a sergeant...
- 444
- 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,404
- with a blunt instrument
- before fleeing the scene...
- 445
- 00:22:43,448 --> 00:22:46,178
- You see? You see?
- 446
- 00:22:46,218 --> 00:22:48,277
- If I let you leave the house...
- 447
- 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,845
- right now you'd be in prison
- fighting whores for cigarettes.
- 448
- 00:22:50,889 --> 00:22:53,187
- That Tracy Turnblad always
- was a bad influence.
- 449
- 00:22:53,225 --> 00:22:56,626
- Well, you are never, ever gonna see that
- beehived harlot again.
- 450
- 00:22:56,662 --> 00:22:58,562
- OK, Mother. Excuse me.
- 451
- 00:22:58,597 --> 00:22:59,689
- Penny?
- 452
- 00:22:59,731 --> 00:23:01,460
- Pray for her.
- 453
- 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,128
- She's gonna need it.
- 454
- 00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:07,267
- Tracy! Tracy!
- 455
- 00:23:07,306 --> 00:23:10,173
- She's not here, I told you.
- 456
- 00:23:10,209 --> 00:23:11,870
- Hon, she knows...
- 457
- 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:13,343
- if the cops are lookin' for her...
- 458
- 00:23:13,378 --> 00:23:15,744
- this is the first place they'll come.
- 459
- 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:21,219
- What this must-a put you through, Wilbur.
- 460
- 00:23:21,253 --> 00:23:22,686
- I'm so sorry.
- 461
- 00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:23,710
- I'm not.
- 462
- 00:23:23,755 --> 00:23:24,722
- You're not?
- 463
- 00:23:24,756 --> 00:23:25,723
- I'm proud-a you.
- 464
- 00:23:25,757 --> 00:23:26,883
- You are?
- 465
- 00:23:26,925 --> 00:23:29,587
- Baby, somebody had to do somethin'.
- 466
- 00:23:29,628 --> 00:23:33,564
- 'Course, we may be eating beans
- for the next 10 years.
- 467
- 00:23:34,766 --> 00:23:36,427
- Bail for 20's kind of pricey.
- 468
- 00:23:36,468 --> 00:23:38,402
- You bailed all those people out?
- 469
- 00:23:38,437 --> 00:23:39,904
- Ya upset with me?
- 470
- 00:23:39,938 --> 00:23:41,064
- I'm sorry.
- 471
- 00:23:41,106 --> 00:23:43,870
- Hon, it just seemed like the right thing.
- 472
- 00:23:43,909 --> 00:23:46,969
- Oh, Wilbur, it was the right thing.
- 473
- 00:23:48,113 --> 00:23:51,981
- Knights in armor
- don't come any shinier than you.
- 474
- 00:23:52,017 --> 00:23:53,985
- But where's our little girl?
- 475
- 00:23:56,755 --> 00:23:58,086
- Are you OK, Trace?
- 476
- 00:23:58,123 --> 00:23:59,954
- Oh, you have no idea.
- 477
- 00:24:01,159 --> 00:24:02,251
- Come on.
- 478
- 00:24:02,294 --> 00:24:03,261
- Thank you so much.
- 479
- 00:24:03,295 --> 00:24:05,092
- You're such a great friend.
- 480
- 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:06,927
- Thanks.
- 481
- 00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:09,433
- Penny, the cops are looking for me
- everywhere.
- 482
- 00:24:09,468 --> 00:24:11,402
- You could go to jail for helping me.
- 483
- 00:24:11,436 --> 00:24:14,064
- Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on.
- 484
- 00:24:16,775 --> 00:24:17,764
- Oh, no.
- 485
- 00:24:17,809 --> 00:24:19,276
- - What?
- - Your hair deflated.
- 486
- 00:24:19,311 --> 00:24:20,608
- Oh, let it.
- 487
- 00:24:20,646 --> 00:24:23,274
- It was just a symbol
- of my conformity to the man.
- 488
- 00:24:23,315 --> 00:24:24,475
- You are so tough.
- 489
- 00:24:24,516 --> 00:24:26,484
- So, what do ya think?
- 490
- 00:24:26,518 --> 00:24:28,008
- Maybe you could live down here.
- 491
- 00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:30,180
- I don't even know why we
- have this room down here...
- 492
- 00:24:30,222 --> 00:24:31,814
- but there's food, water...
- 493
- 00:24:31,857 --> 00:24:35,588
- first aid kit, gas mask,
- Russian-language books.
- 494
- 00:24:35,627 --> 00:24:37,117
- It's very well-insulated.
- 495
- 00:24:37,162 --> 00:24:38,857
- It won't be where you're going.
- 496
- 00:24:38,897 --> 00:24:40,455
- The police are on their way.
- 497
- 00:24:40,499 --> 00:24:42,296
- Mom, please don't send my best friend
- to the big house.
- 498
- 00:24:42,334 --> 00:24:43,631
- Penny, hush.
- 499
- 00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:45,569
- You haven't heard the last
- of me, Mrs. Pingleton.
- 500
- 00:24:45,604 --> 00:24:46,764
- Things need to change...
- 501
- 00:24:46,805 --> 00:24:48,830
- and I won't stop tryin' to change them.
- 502
- 00:24:48,874 --> 00:24:50,307
- I don't care how long it takes.
- 503
- 00:24:50,342 --> 00:24:52,310
- Good, you'll be waiting 20 to life.
- 504
- 00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:53,470
- Get the jump rope, Penny.
- 505
- 00:24:53,512 --> 00:24:54,809
- Mom, not the jump rope!
- 506
- 00:24:54,846 --> 00:24:56,336
- Don't you touch my canned tuna.
- 507
- 00:24:57,482 --> 00:25:00,007
- You wait till your father
- gets out of prison.
- 508
- 00:25:00,052 --> 00:25:02,452
- You'll see more than a jump rope, missy!
- 509
- 00:25:02,487 --> 00:25:05,786
- A massive manhunt is
- underway for Miss Turnblad...
- 510
- 00:25:05,824 --> 00:25:08,850
- who bludgeoned sergeant and
- decorated Korean war veteran...
- 511
- 00:25:08,894 --> 00:25:11,488
- Mike Morris with a crowbar,
- shattering his jaw...
- 512
- 00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:13,157
- That is a lie.
- 513
- 00:25:13,198 --> 00:25:15,928
- They're talkin' about our baby, Wilbur.
- 514
- 00:25:15,967 --> 00:25:17,161
- They're tellin' lies.
- 515
- 00:25:17,202 --> 00:25:18,499
- Sergeant Morris is in critical condition.
- 516
- 00:25:18,537 --> 00:25:20,004
- This is such a Midol moment.
- 517
- 00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:23,667
- Wilbur, that-Oh! Maybe that's her.
- Oh, that's her.
- 518
- 00:25:23,709 --> 00:25:26,200
- Is that you, Tracy?
- 519
- 00:25:27,379 --> 00:25:29,677
- Oh, Link. I thought you'd be Tracy.
- 520
- 00:25:29,715 --> 00:25:31,683
- Uh, no. L-I was just at home, uh...
- 521
- 00:25:31,717 --> 00:25:33,480
- practicing my new twist on the twist...
- 522
- 00:25:33,518 --> 00:25:35,543
- and I overheard it on the news.
- 523
- 00:25:35,587 --> 00:25:38,852
- I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned
- an Eagle Scout.
- 524
- 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:40,482
- That's just not like her.
- 525
- 00:25:40,525 --> 00:25:41,685
- Well, it's not true, I was there.
- 526
- 00:25:41,727 --> 00:25:43,024
- He didn't even bleed.
- 527
- 00:25:43,061 --> 00:25:44,358
- I shoulda been there...
- 528
- 00:25:44,396 --> 00:25:46,193
- beside her.
- 529
- 00:25:46,231 --> 00:25:48,324
- I can't sleep, I can't eat.
- 530
- 00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:49,459
- You can't eat?
- 531
- 00:25:49,501 --> 00:25:51,662
- Well, come on in and worry with us.
- 532
- 00:25:51,703 --> 00:25:53,330
- I'll make you some pork.
- 533
- 00:25:53,372 --> 00:25:56,500
- Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely...
- 534
- 00:25:56,541 --> 00:25:58,941
- positively, permanently punished.
- 535
- 00:25:58,977 --> 00:26:02,435
- You will live on a diet
- of saltines and Tang...
- 536
- 00:26:02,481 --> 00:26:05,973
- and you will never leave
- this room again.
- 537
- 00:26:08,754 --> 00:26:11,222
- Devil child! Devil child!
- 538
- 00:26:18,964 --> 00:26:21,489
- Seaweed. Shh, don't let her hear you.
- 539
- 00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,125
- Penny, what happened to you?
- 540
- 00:26:23,168 --> 00:26:24,931
- She's punishing me
- for harboring a fugitive...
- 541
- 00:26:24,970 --> 00:26:25,959
- without her permission.
- 542
- 00:26:26,004 --> 00:26:27,596
- What are you doing?
- 543
- 00:26:27,639 --> 00:26:30,437
- I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.
- 544
- 00:26:35,981 --> 00:26:37,949
- Oh, Seaweed, you do care.
- 545
- 00:26:37,983 --> 00:26:41,043
- I was afraid the colors of
- our skin would keep us apart.
- 546
- 00:26:41,086 --> 00:26:43,418
- No. These knots might.
- 547
- 00:26:43,455 --> 00:26:45,582
- W- Was your mom in the navy?
- 548
- 00:26:50,429 --> 00:26:55,196
- # Once I was a selfish fool
- who never understood #
- 549
- 00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:57,394
- # Never looked inside myself #
- 550
- 00:26:57,436 --> 00:27:00,269
- # Though on the outside, I looked good #
- 551
- 00:27:00,305 --> 00:27:05,140
- # Then we met and you made me
- the man I am today #
- 552
- 00:27:05,177 --> 00:27:09,477
- # Tracy, I'm in love with you,
- no matter what you weigh #
- 553
- 00:27:09,514 --> 00:27:11,141
- # 'Cause without love #
- 554
- 00:27:11,183 --> 00:27:14,482
- # Life is like the seasons
- with no summer #
- 555
- 00:27:14,519 --> 00:27:16,282
- # Without love #
- 556
- 00:27:16,321 --> 00:27:19,449
- # Life is rock 'n' roll without a drummer #
- 557
- 00:27:19,491 --> 00:27:21,755
- # Tracy, I'll be yours forever #
- 558
- 00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:24,159
- # 'Cause I never wanna be #
- 559
- 00:27:24,196 --> 00:27:28,064
- # Without love #
- 560
- 00:27:28,099 --> 00:27:30,033
- # Tracy, never set me free #
- 561
- 00:27:31,369 --> 00:27:33,496
- # No, I ain't lyin' #
- 562
- 00:27:33,538 --> 00:27:35,028
- # Never set me free #
- 563
- 00:27:35,073 --> 00:27:37,974
- # Tracy, no, no, no #
- 564
- 00:27:39,544 --> 00:27:44,140
- # Livin' in the ghetto,
- black is everywhere ya go #
- 565
- 00:27:44,182 --> 00:27:46,582
- # Who'd've thought I'd love a girl #
- 566
- 00:27:46,618 --> 00:27:49,485
- # Whose skin was white
- as winter snow? #
- 567
- 00:27:49,521 --> 00:27:51,182
- # In my ivory tower #
- 568
- 00:27:51,223 --> 00:27:53,919
- # Life was just a hostess snack #
- 569
- 00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:55,984
- # But now I've tasted chocolate #
- 570
- 00:27:56,027 --> 00:27:58,325
- # And I'm never going back #
- 571
- 00:27:58,363 --> 00:28:00,194
- # 'Cause without love #
- 572
- 00:28:00,232 --> 00:28:03,668
- # Life is like a beat
- that you can't follow #
- 573
- 00:28:03,702 --> 00:28:05,363
- # Without love #
- 574
- 00:28:05,403 --> 00:28:08,600
- # Life is Doris Day at the Apollo #
- 575
- 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,870
- # Darling, I'll be yours forever #
- 576
- 00:28:10,909 --> 00:28:13,309
- # 'Cause I never wanna be #
- 577
- 00:28:13,345 --> 00:28:16,712
- # Without love #
- 578
- 00:28:16,748 --> 00:28:20,343
- # So, darling, never set me free, no #
- 579
- 00:28:20,385 --> 00:28:24,719
- # I'm yours forever,
- never set me free #
- 580
- 00:28:24,756 --> 00:28:27,247
- # No, no, no #
- 581
- 00:28:30,328 --> 00:28:33,297
- # If I'm left without my baby doll #
- 582
- 00:28:33,331 --> 00:28:36,164
- # I don't know what I'll do #
- 583
- 00:28:36,201 --> 00:28:37,828
- # Link, I've got to break out #
- 584
- 00:28:37,869 --> 00:28:40,997
- # So that I can get my hands on you #
- 585
- 00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:45,499
- # Girl, if I can't touch you,
- then I'm gonna lose control #
- 586
- 00:28:45,544 --> 00:28:48,104
- # Seaweed, you're
- my black white knight #
- 587
- 00:28:48,146 --> 00:28:50,137
- # I've found my blue-eyed soul #
- 588
- 00:28:50,181 --> 00:28:52,911
- # Sweet freedom is our goal #
- 589
- 00:28:52,951 --> 00:28:55,317
- # Trace, I wanna kiss ya! #
- 590
- 00:28:55,353 --> 00:28:57,480
- # Let me out at the next toll! #
- 591
- 00:28:57,522 --> 00:28:59,285
- # Without love #
- 592
- 00:28:59,324 --> 00:29:02,259
- # Life is like a prom that won't invite us #
- 593
- 00:29:02,294 --> 00:29:03,591
- # Without love #
- 594
- 00:29:03,628 --> 00:29:07,428
- # It's like getting my big break
- and laryngitis #
- 595
- 00:29:07,465 --> 00:29:08,898
- # Without love #
- 596
- 00:29:08,934 --> 00:29:12,165
- # Life's a 45 when you can't buy it #
- 597
- 00:29:12,203 --> 00:29:13,761
- # Without love #
- 598
- 00:29:13,805 --> 00:29:17,104
- # Life is like my mother on a diet #
- 599
- 00:29:17,142 --> 00:29:19,474
- # Like a week that's only Mondays #
- 600
- 00:29:19,511 --> 00:29:21,877
- # Only ice cream, never sundaes #
- 601
- 00:29:21,913 --> 00:29:24,541
- # Like a circle with no center #
- 602
- 00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:26,574
- # Like a door marked "do not enter" #
- 603
- 00:29:26,618 --> 00:29:29,485
- # Darling, I'll be yours forever #
- 604
- 00:29:29,521 --> 00:29:31,580
- # 'Cause I never wanna be #
- 605
- 00:29:31,623 --> 00:29:35,286
- # Without love #
- 606
- 00:29:35,327 --> 00:29:36,954
- # Yes, now you've captured me #
- 607
- 00:29:36,995 --> 00:29:39,793
- # Without love #
- 608
- 00:29:39,831 --> 00:29:42,095
- # I surrender happily #
- 609
- 00:29:42,133 --> 00:29:44,795
- # Without love #
- 610
- 00:29:44,836 --> 00:29:47,304
- # Oh, Seaweed, never set me free #
- 611
- 00:29:47,339 --> 00:29:48,499
- # No, no, no #
- 612
- 00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:50,303
- # I ain't lyin' #
- 613
- 00:29:50,342 --> 00:29:53,106
- # Never set me free #
- 614
- 00:29:53,144 --> 00:29:54,975
- # No, no, no #
- 615
- 00:29:55,013 --> 00:29:56,674
- # No, I don't wanna live without #
- 616
- 00:29:56,715 --> 00:29:59,081
- # Love, love, love #
- 617
- 00:29:59,117 --> 00:30:00,812
- # Pretty Penny little #
- 618
- 00:30:00,852 --> 00:30:04,049
- # Darling, you had best believe me #
- 619
- 00:30:04,089 --> 00:30:07,786
- # Never leave me without love #
- 620
- 00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:09,827
- Link.
- 621
- 00:30:09,861 --> 00:30:11,328
- Your pork is ready.
- 622
- 00:30:11,363 --> 00:30:12,330
- Uh, Mama, I-
- 623
- 00:30:12,364 --> 00:30:13,695
- You tryin' to hide her here?
- 624
- 00:30:13,732 --> 00:30:15,666
- Uh.
- 625
- 00:30:16,968 --> 00:30:18,833
- Why you ain't think-a that before?
- 626
- 00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:20,167
- Everything she done for us.
- 627
- 00:30:20,205 --> 00:30:21,331
- Where your manners at, boy?
- 628
- 00:30:21,373 --> 00:30:22,499
- Ow! Well, I don't know.
- 629
- 00:30:24,209 --> 00:30:25,767
- And what about this one?
- 630
- 00:30:25,810 --> 00:30:28,176
- Seaweed's got a girlfriend.
- 631
- 00:30:28,213 --> 00:30:29,339
- Inez, shut up.
- 632
- 00:30:29,381 --> 00:30:30,848
- - You.
- - Oh.
- 633
- 00:30:30,882 --> 00:30:33,180
- So this is love.
- 634
- 00:30:33,218 --> 00:30:35,083
- Well, love is a gift.
- 635
- 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,951
- Lotta people don't remember that.
- 636
- 00:30:36,988 --> 00:30:39,354
- So you two better brace yourselves...
- 637
- 00:30:39,391 --> 00:30:41,416
- for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you...
- 638
- 00:30:41,459 --> 00:30:43,552
- from a never-ending parade of stupid.
- 639
- 00:30:43,595 --> 00:30:45,222
- So you met my mom?
- 640
- 00:30:49,067 --> 00:30:50,125
- Hello?
- 641
- 00:30:50,168 --> 00:30:51,897
- - Mom?
- - Tracy, are you OK?
- 642
- 00:30:51,936 --> 00:30:53,198
- - Yes, I'm safe.
- - Oh, my God.
- 643
- 00:30:53,238 --> 00:30:54,330
- - Mom, listen.
- - Where are you?
- 644
- 00:30:54,372 --> 00:30:55,566
- - I need your help.
- - What?
- 645
- 00:30:55,607 --> 00:30:57,871
- Tomorrow's the Miss
- Teenage Hairspray pageant.
- 646
- 00:30:57,909 --> 00:30:58,876
- Tracy, you-
- 647
- 00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:00,172
- I need you to come down to the station.
- 648
- 00:31:00,211 --> 00:31:01,178
- Well-well, Tracy-
- 649
- 00:31:01,212 --> 00:31:02,372
- - Dress nice.
- - What?
- 650
- 00:31:02,414 --> 00:31:03,381
- Penny will meet you out front.
- 651
- 00:31:03,415 --> 00:31:04,473
- Now let me talk to Dad.
- 652
- 00:31:04,516 --> 00:31:06,313
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 653
- 00:31:06,351 --> 00:31:08,012
- Turn your face this way.
- 654
- 00:31:08,053 --> 00:31:09,315
- The other way. Go.
- 655
- 00:31:09,354 --> 00:31:11,879
- Everybody,
- please take your seats.
- 656
- 00:31:11,923 --> 00:31:15,256
- The Miss Teenage Hairspray
- pageant is about to begin.
- 657
- 00:31:20,598 --> 00:31:23,066
- Oh, you've come on a very exciting day.
- 658
- 00:31:23,101 --> 00:31:25,968
- It's our first live show.
- 659
- 00:31:26,004 --> 00:31:27,403
- Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie.
- 660
- 00:31:27,439 --> 00:31:29,669
- Oh, my Amber is perfect for that.
- 661
- 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:32,176
- She's the pretty little blonde. Ha ha!
- 662
- 00:31:33,445 --> 00:31:39,543
- And we're live in 5, 4, 3...
- 663
- 00:31:42,253 --> 00:31:45,916
- And now, broadcast live
- in front of a live studio audience...
- 664
- 00:31:45,957 --> 00:31:48,221
- for the first time from the certified...
- 665
- 00:31:48,259 --> 00:31:50,420
- up-to-code WYZT studio...
- 666
- 00:31:50,462 --> 00:31:54,091
- it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray
- spectacular.
- 667
- 00:31:54,132 --> 00:31:55,997
- - He's Corny.
- - He's Corny.
- 668
- 00:31:56,034 --> 00:31:59,367
- Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.
- 669
- 00:31:59,404 --> 00:32:02,498
- # What gives a girl power and punch #
- 670
- 00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:04,064
- # Is it charm, is it poise #
- 671
- 00:32:04,109 --> 00:32:06,043
- # No, it's hairspray #
- 672
- 00:32:06,077 --> 00:32:09,444
- # What gets a gal asked out to lunch #
- 673
- 00:32:09,481 --> 00:32:13,508
- # Is it brains, is it dough
- No, it's hairspray #
- 674
- 00:32:13,551 --> 00:32:16,213
- # If you take a ride with
- no can at your side... #
- 675
- 00:32:16,254 --> 00:32:19,087
- "and preserve our family
- through our father. " Hmm.
- 676
- 00:32:19,124 --> 00:32:21,991
- "Let us make our father drink
- wine, and let us lie with him. "
- 677
- 00:32:22,026 --> 00:32:23,994
- # You can take off in a rocket #
- 678
- 00:32:24,028 --> 00:32:27,122
- # And in outer space each
- hair will be in place... #
- 679
- 00:32:27,165 --> 00:32:28,792
- Link, the agents are here. Look.
- 680
- 00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:30,994
- # Why take a chance when
- you get up and dance? #
- 681
- 00:32:31,035 --> 00:32:32,730
- # If you twist, I insist #
- 682
- 00:32:32,771 --> 00:32:35,672
- # You use hairspray
- and tell your mother... #
- 683
- 00:32:35,707 --> 00:32:37,334
- Maybe they'll sign us together.
- 684
- 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:38,467
- # Her head she should smother #
- 685
- 00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:41,411
- # With Ultra Clutch faithfully #
- 686
- 00:32:41,446 --> 00:32:42,606
- Well?
- 687
- 00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:45,878
- There's no sign of her.
- We're on every door. She's not inside.
- 688
- 00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:48,147
- Doesn't mean she won't try.
- 689
- 00:32:48,186 --> 00:32:50,381
- velma, I seriously doubt
- this girl's gonna risk...
- 690
- 00:32:50,421 --> 00:32:52,184
- incarceration to win a pageant.
- 691
- 00:32:52,223 --> 00:32:53,281
- # That's me! #
- 692
- 00:32:53,324 --> 00:32:55,155
- I risked communicable diseases.
- 693
- 00:32:55,193 --> 00:32:57,661
- She'll certainly risk jail.
- 694
- 00:32:57,695 --> 00:33:00,493
- # Better than hairspray #
- 695
- 00:33:00,532 --> 00:33:03,626
- # That's me #
- 696
- 00:33:03,668 --> 00:33:09,035
- # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh,
- ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #
- 697
- 00:33:09,073 --> 00:33:12,406
- # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #
- 698
- 00:33:12,443 --> 00:33:15,640
- # What makes a man
- reach out and touch? #
- 699
- 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,443
- # Ultra Clutch #
- 700
- 00:33:19,217 --> 00:33:22,983
- # So if you're a redhead,
- a blonde, or brunette #
- 701
- 00:33:23,021 --> 00:33:24,318
- Whoo!
- 702
- 00:33:24,355 --> 00:33:28,086
- # Just take my advice
- and you might just get #
- 703
- 00:33:28,126 --> 00:33:31,960
- # The only thing better
- than hairspray #
- 704
- 00:33:31,996 --> 00:33:34,829
- # That's me #
- 705
- 00:33:34,866 --> 00:33:35,833
- Ah!
- 706
- 00:33:35,867 --> 00:33:36,993
- # He's Corny Collins #
- 707
- 00:33:37,035 --> 00:33:40,630
- # The only thing better
- than hairspray #
- 708
- 00:33:40,672 --> 00:33:42,503
- - # Hairspray #
- - Wow!
- 709
- 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:45,338
- # That's me #
- 710
- 00:33:47,979 --> 00:33:50,539
- Hey, baby, you look like
- you could use a stiff one.
- 711
- 00:33:52,550 --> 00:33:57,351
- # Whoo-ooo #
- 712
- 00:33:57,388 --> 00:33:59,686
- And we are out.
- 713
- 00:34:00,892 --> 00:34:02,519
- Link, you sprayed it right in my face!
- 714
- 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,255
- What'd I tell you about that?
- 715
- 00:34:04,295 --> 00:34:06,354
- Stop! You guys.
- 716
- 00:34:06,397 --> 00:34:07,364
- Uh, powder.
- 717
- 00:34:07,398 --> 00:34:08,592
- And we're back.
- 718
- 00:34:08,633 --> 00:34:10,157
- 5, 4.
- 719
- 00:34:10,201 --> 00:34:11,168
- Here?
- 720
- 00:34:11,202 --> 00:34:12,362
- 3.
- 721
- 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,605
- And now for the talent
- portion of our competition...
- 722
- 00:34:16,641 --> 00:34:17,869
- our Councilettes...
- 723
- 00:34:17,909 --> 00:34:20,707
- in their Miss Teenage Hairspray
- official dance-off.
- 724
- 00:34:20,745 --> 00:34:21,712
- Uh!
- 725
- 00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:29,414
- First off, we have the sunny
- pride of Highlandtown, Darla.
- 726
- 00:34:34,092 --> 00:34:36,424
- Hello, Darla.
- 727
- 00:34:36,461 --> 00:34:38,019
- Miss Teenage Hairspray.
- 728
- 00:34:38,062 --> 00:34:39,654
- Your vote is for?
- 729
- 00:34:39,697 --> 00:34:41,358
- This little girl could power...
- 730
- 00:34:41,399 --> 00:34:42,991
- all of greater downtown Baltimore...
- 731
- 00:34:43,034 --> 00:34:45,559
- with her energy-Lou Ann.
- 732
- 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,237
- Who are you voting for?
- Lou Ann?
- 733
- 00:34:51,276 --> 00:34:53,210
- very good, thank you.
- 734
- 00:34:55,914 --> 00:34:58,576
- All right.
- 735
- 00:34:58,616 --> 00:35:02,279
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- the almost too happy Tammy.
- 736
- 00:35:12,797 --> 00:35:15,698
- And thank you, Tammy.
- 737
- 00:35:22,974 --> 00:35:24,373
- Confirmed sighting.
- 738
- 00:35:24,409 --> 00:35:25,376
- What?
- 739
- 00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:27,275
- You three: Outside, now.
- 740
- 00:35:27,312 --> 00:35:28,279
- We can't go out th-
- 741
- 00:35:28,313 --> 00:35:29,280
- No, no. No buts. Out, out!
- 742
- 00:35:29,314 --> 00:35:30,281
- Out! Out, out, out, out!
- 743
- 00:35:30,315 --> 00:35:31,942
- Whatever you say, Mrs. von Tussle.
- 744
- 00:35:31,983 --> 00:35:33,473
- Whoo!
- 745
- 00:35:37,155 --> 00:35:39,715
- Aw, she's too cute, isn't she?
- 746
- 00:35:39,757 --> 00:35:41,156
- Hold it right there, Tracy.
- 747
- 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,718
- Looking for someone?
- 748
- 00:35:43,761 --> 00:35:45,956
- All right, ladies and gentlemen.
- 749
- 00:35:45,997 --> 00:35:47,965
- - Ha.
- - A what?
- 750
- 00:35:47,999 --> 00:35:49,296
- It was a diversion.
- 751
- 00:35:49,334 --> 00:35:51,302
- Oh, please, these people are
- not capable of a diversion.
- 752
- 00:35:51,336 --> 00:35:53,031
- It's beyond their mental capacity.
- 753
- 00:35:53,071 --> 00:35:54,163
- I wouldn't be so sure, velma.
- 754
- 00:35:54,205 --> 00:35:55,297
- Oh, my God.
- 755
- 00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:56,466
- What if she's already in the building?
- 756
- 00:35:56,507 --> 00:35:58,475
- What if she's been here for hours...
- 757
- 00:35:58,509 --> 00:35:59,976
- and you've locked yourselves out?
- 758
- 00:36:00,011 --> 00:36:01,137
- What?
- 759
- 00:36:01,179 --> 00:36:02,806
- - Check the doors!
- - Let's go!
- 760
- 00:36:02,847 --> 00:36:04,474
- It's locked!
- 761
- 00:36:04,515 --> 00:36:05,675
- They're all locked!
- 762
- 00:36:05,717 --> 00:36:08,743
- And now a fast girl
- who loves to slow dance...
- 763
- 00:36:08,786 --> 00:36:11,254
- our own smooth-as-silk Shelley.
- 764
- 00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:13,816
- Ohh!
- 765
- 00:36:13,858 --> 00:36:16,190
- Keep goin'. Keep goin'. That's it.
- 766
- 00:36:16,227 --> 00:36:17,353
- Come on.
- 767
- 00:36:17,395 --> 00:36:18,487
- Put your backs into it, men.
- 768
- 00:36:18,529 --> 00:36:19,791
- Put your backs into it this time.
- 769
- 00:36:21,466 --> 00:36:23,832
- Come on, one more time.
- One more time.
- 770
- 00:36:23,868 --> 00:36:26,530
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 771
- 00:36:33,511 --> 00:36:35,706
- Here's our little dynamic
- duo from Conkling Street.
- 772
- 00:36:37,248 --> 00:36:39,216
- Double your fun
- with Noreen and Doreen.
- 773
- 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:40,376
- What is with you people?
- 774
- 00:36:40,418 --> 00:36:42,181
- I mean, how hard is it
- to beat down a door?
- 775
- 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:44,484
- That hairspray battering ram was heavy.
- 776
- 00:36:44,522 --> 00:36:45,682
- Heavy?
- 777
- 00:36:45,723 --> 00:36:48,283
- How could they be heavy, they're...
- 778
- 00:36:48,326 --> 00:36:49,418
- hollow.
- 779
- 00:36:51,396 --> 00:36:52,727
- Move it.
- 780
- 00:36:52,764 --> 00:36:54,163
- Let's get 'em. Let's go.
- 781
- 00:37:13,551 --> 00:37:14,779
- And, of course...
- 782
- 00:37:14,819 --> 00:37:17,310
- our three-time
- Miss Hairspray champion...
- 783
- 00:37:17,355 --> 00:37:20,324
- the ever-charming, Amber.
- 784
- 00:37:21,926 --> 00:37:22,893
- Oh, my God.
- 785
- 00:37:22,927 --> 00:37:25,589
- You carried her in!
- 786
- 00:37:25,630 --> 00:37:26,927
- Go!
- 787
- 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,301
- Ow!
- 788
- 00:37:37,341 --> 00:37:38,399
- It's locked.
- 789
- 00:37:38,443 --> 00:37:39,410
- Open it!
- 790
- 00:37:40,778 --> 00:37:41,904
- Let's give
- a final round of applause...
- 791
- 00:37:41,946 --> 00:37:44,506
- to our Miss Teenage
- Hairspray contestants.
- 792
- 00:37:49,487 --> 00:37:50,454
- Hey.
- 793
- 00:37:58,296 --> 00:37:59,729
- All right, all right.
- 794
- 00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:04,265
- We are so close to announcing...
- 795
- 00:38:04,302 --> 00:38:05,769
- the new Miss Teenage Hairspray.
- 796
- 00:38:05,803 --> 00:38:06,861
- Look at that board.
- 797
- 00:38:06,904 --> 00:38:09,930
- What a nail-biter this one is turning into.
- 798
- 00:38:11,275 --> 00:38:13,209
- Ladies and gentlemen, the final tally.
- 799
- 00:38:23,221 --> 00:38:24,620
- It is my...
- 800
- 00:38:24,655 --> 00:38:25,917
- obligation...
- 801
- 00:38:27,024 --> 00:38:29,083
- to announce that Amber von Tussle...
- 802
- 00:38:29,127 --> 00:38:31,118
- Is about to get out-danced.
- 803
- 00:38:32,663 --> 00:38:34,597
- Tracy Turnblad!
- 804
- 00:38:39,770 --> 00:38:41,032
- What!?
- 805
- 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:44,968
- # You can't stop an avalanche #
- 806
- 00:38:45,009 --> 00:38:47,637
- # As it races down the hill #
- 807
- 00:38:47,678 --> 00:38:50,511
- # You can try to stop the seasons, girl #
- 808
- 00:38:50,548 --> 00:38:53,210
- # But 'cha know you never will #
- 809
- 00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:56,084
- # And you can try
- to stop my dancin' feet #
- 810
- 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,317
- # But I just cannot stand still #
- 811
- 00:38:59,357 --> 00:39:02,190
- # 'Cause the world keeps
- spinnin' round and round #
- 812
- 00:39:02,226 --> 00:39:04,558
- # And my heart's keepin' time
- to the speed of sound #
- 813
- 00:39:04,595 --> 00:39:06,756
- # I was lost till I heard the drums #
- 814
- 00:39:06,797 --> 00:39:09,163
- - # Then I found my way #
- - No.
- 815
- 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,997
- - # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- - Link!
- 816
- 00:39:11,035 --> 00:39:13,060
- # Ever since this old world began #
- 817
- 00:39:13,104 --> 00:39:14,662
- # A woman found out if she shook it #
- 818
- 00:39:14,705 --> 00:39:16,002
- # She could shake up a man #
- 819
- 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,007
- # And so I'm gonna
- shake and shimmy it #
- 820
- 00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:18,338
- This throne is mine!
- 821
- 00:39:18,376 --> 00:39:20,173
- # The best that I can today #
- 822
- 00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:22,008
- # 'Cause you can't stop #
- 823
- 00:39:22,046 --> 00:39:23,240
- Aah! Let me down!
- 824
- 00:39:23,281 --> 00:39:24,543
- # The motion of the ocean
- or the sun in the sky #
- 825
- 00:39:24,582 --> 00:39:27,176
- # You can wonder if you wanna
- but I never ask why #
- 826
- 00:39:27,218 --> 00:39:28,845
- # And if you try to hold me down #
- 827
- 00:39:28,886 --> 00:39:30,080
- # I'm gonna spit in your eye #
- 828
- 00:39:30,121 --> 00:39:31,748
- # And say #
- 829
- 00:39:31,789 --> 00:39:34,883
- # That you can't stop the beat #
- 830
- 00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:39,827
- They love you, Link.
- 831
- 00:39:43,935 --> 00:39:44,924
- Yeah?
- 832
- 00:39:44,969 --> 00:39:46,061
- Not for long.
- 833
- 00:39:47,438 --> 00:39:49,599
- Inez, come on!
- 834
- 00:39:51,275 --> 00:39:52,537
- Let's dance.
- 835
- 00:39:56,914 --> 00:39:59,075
- Little Miss Inez Stubbs!
- 836
- 00:39:59,116 --> 00:40:00,413
- Ladies and gentlemen.
- 837
- 00:40:00,451 --> 00:40:01,748
- Look at my baby go.
- 838
- 00:40:09,961 --> 00:40:11,223
- - Inez.
- - Inez?
- 839
- 00:40:17,301 --> 00:40:18,893
- - Mm.
- - Come on.
- 840
- 00:40:24,809 --> 00:40:26,276
- Oh! There you go!
- 841
- 00:40:26,310 --> 00:40:27,277
- Give her a hand, folks!
- 842
- 00:40:27,311 --> 00:40:29,211
- Little Miss Inez Stubbs!
- 843
- 00:40:29,247 --> 00:40:31,306
- Ladies and gentlemen.
- 844
- 00:40:35,486 --> 00:40:41,118
- # You can't stop a river
- as it rushes to the sea #
- 845
- 00:40:41,158 --> 00:40:43,956
- # You can try to stop
- the hands of time #
- 846
- 00:40:43,995 --> 00:40:46,657
- # But 'cha know it just can't be #
- 847
- 00:40:46,697 --> 00:40:49,530
- # And if they try to stop us, Seaweed #
- 848
- 00:40:49,567 --> 00:40:52,400
- # We'll call the N-double-A-C-P #
- 849
- 00:40:52,436 --> 00:40:55,303
- # 'Cause the world keeps
- spinnin' round and round #
- 850
- 00:40:55,339 --> 00:40:58,069
- # And my heart's keepin' time
- to the speed of sound #
- 851
- 00:40:58,109 --> 00:41:00,270
- # I was lost till I heard the drums #
- 852
- 00:41:00,311 --> 00:41:02,711
- # Then I found my way #
- 853
- 00:41:02,747 --> 00:41:04,237
- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- 854
- 00:41:04,282 --> 00:41:06,546
- # Ever since we first saw the light #
- 855
- 00:41:06,584 --> 00:41:08,176
- # A man and woman liked to shake it #
- 856
- 00:41:08,219 --> 00:41:09,584
- # On a Saturday night #
- 857
- 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:11,212
- # And so I'm gonna
- shake and shimmy it #
- 858
- 00:41:11,255 --> 00:41:12,449
- - # With all of my might #
- - Mother!
- 859
- 00:41:12,490 --> 00:41:14,082
- # Today #
- 860
- 00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:16,593
- # 'Cause you can't stop
- the motion of the ocean #
- 861
- 00:41:16,627 --> 00:41:17,924
- # Or the rain from above #
- 862
- 00:41:17,962 --> 00:41:19,327
- # They can try to stop the paradise #
- 863
- 00:41:19,363 --> 00:41:20,591
- Hello?! Hello?!
- 864
- 00:41:20,631 --> 00:41:21,962
- # We're dreamin' of
- but you cannot stop #
- 865
- 00:41:21,999 --> 00:41:23,398
- # The rhythm of two hearts in love #
- 866
- 00:41:23,434 --> 00:41:25,129
- # To stay #
- 867
- 00:41:25,169 --> 00:41:26,534
- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- 868
- 00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:28,504
- Aah! Aah!
- 869
- 00:41:28,539 --> 00:41:30,131
- Ahh!
- 870
- 00:41:30,174 --> 00:41:31,232
- Amen.
- 871
- 00:41:31,275 --> 00:41:33,903
- I am now a checkerboard chick.
- 872
- 00:41:35,012 --> 00:41:36,206
- Penny!
- 873
- 00:41:36,247 --> 00:41:37,509
- No!
- 874
- 00:41:40,985 --> 00:41:42,077
- Aah!
- 875
- 00:41:43,087 --> 00:41:44,076
- Mommy.
- 876
- 00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:48,986
- Ow.
- 877
- 00:41:53,731 --> 00:41:56,393
- Live television: There's nothin' like it.
- 878
- 00:41:56,434 --> 00:41:58,026
- Penny!
- 879
- 00:42:05,076 --> 00:42:07,567
- And now, it's the moment
- you've all been craving for.
- 880
- 00:42:07,611 --> 00:42:09,408
- We have to wait till
- they go to commercial.
- 881
- 00:42:09,447 --> 00:42:11,506
- As you know, we've kept the lines open up
- to the last minute.
- 882
- 00:42:11,549 --> 00:42:13,847
- And those lines have been
- burnin' up our switchboard.
- 883
- 00:42:13,884 --> 00:42:15,215
- Never in the history of this pageant...
- 884
- 00:42:15,252 --> 00:42:17,846
- has there been such a surge of late voting.
- 885
- 00:42:19,423 --> 00:42:20,890
- Baltimore, you've picked a winner.
- 886
- 00:42:22,093 --> 00:42:26,052
- And the new Miss Hairspray is...
- 887
- 00:42:26,097 --> 00:42:27,655
- - Inez Stubbs!
- - What?!
- 888
- 00:42:27,698 --> 00:42:30,496
- Inez, you done it! You did it!
- 889
- 00:42:30,534 --> 00:42:32,195
- How about that?
- 890
- 00:42:32,236 --> 00:42:33,533
- Yes!
- 891
- 00:42:33,571 --> 00:42:35,004
- Come on over here, Little Inez.
- 892
- 00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:36,802
- Go, babe!
- 893
- 00:42:36,841 --> 00:42:38,069
- Oh! Inez!
- 894
- 00:42:38,109 --> 00:42:39,098
- Oh, my God!
- 895
- 00:42:39,143 --> 00:42:41,543
- Ohh!
- 896
- 00:42:41,579 --> 00:42:42,910
- That's my baby!
- 897
- 00:42:42,947 --> 00:42:44,380
- That's my baby girl!
- 898
- 00:42:49,887 --> 00:42:51,912
- But... She's...
- 899
- 00:42:51,956 --> 00:42:53,446
- she's not even a candidate.
- 900
- 00:42:53,491 --> 00:42:56,085
- She just got a tidal wave
- of calls, velma.
- 901
- 00:42:56,127 --> 00:42:58,095
- But this is invalid.
- This is impossible.
- 902
- 00:42:58,129 --> 00:42:59,926
- Well, anyone who dances
- for it is eligible.
- 903
- 00:42:59,964 --> 00:43:03,024
- Rule 30, paragraph 5, asterisk,
- down at the bottom. OK.
- 904
- 00:43:03,067 --> 00:43:06,400
- Well, this also makes you the lead dancer
- on The Corny Collins Show.
- 905
- 00:43:08,439 --> 00:43:10,066
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- The Corny Collins Show...
- 906
- 00:43:10,107 --> 00:43:12,575
- is now and forever officially integrated!
- 907
- 00:43:16,714 --> 00:43:18,409
- Oh, oh! Oh!
- 908
- 00:43:22,119 --> 00:43:23,950
- All right. Yeah.
- 909
- 00:43:26,624 --> 00:43:31,960
- Interracial dancing has broken out
- at the WYZT stage.
- 910
- 00:43:31,996 --> 00:43:34,624
- Just look at the crowd's reaction.
- 911
- 00:43:34,665 --> 00:43:36,394
- Back to you, Steve.
- 912
- 00:43:36,434 --> 00:43:37,696
- # I was lost till I heard the drums #
- 913
- 00:43:37,735 --> 00:43:39,999
- # Then I found my way #
- 914
- 00:43:40,037 --> 00:43:42,631
- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- 915
- 00:43:43,641 --> 00:43:45,666
- Amber, stop it!
- 916
- 00:43:48,379 --> 00:43:50,609
- I lost, Mom.
- Let's just deal with it.
- 917
- 00:43:50,648 --> 00:43:51,774
- No, you did not lose.
- 918
- 00:43:51,816 --> 00:43:53,807
- You cannot have lost...
- 919
- 00:43:53,851 --> 00:43:55,978
- because I switched the damn tallies.
- 920
- 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:57,419
- Smile, Miss Crabmeat.
- 921
- 00:43:57,455 --> 00:43:59,685
- You're on Candid Camera.
- 922
- 00:44:01,492 --> 00:44:03,460
- That was a good shot, don't you think?
- 923
- 00:44:03,494 --> 00:44:04,518
- Not bad.
- 924
- 00:44:06,297 --> 00:44:09,027
- Ha ha ha! What are you doing?
- 925
- 00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:11,330
- Get that away from me!
- 926
- 00:44:11,368 --> 00:44:12,995
- Go to commercial!
- 927
- 00:44:13,037 --> 00:44:14,800
- Go!
- 928
- 00:44:14,839 --> 00:44:15,897
- velma!
- 929
- 00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:25,339
- Pack your desk.
- 930
- 00:44:25,382 --> 00:44:27,145
- You've tainted the name of Ultra Clutch.
- 931
- 00:44:27,184 --> 00:44:28,674
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
- 932
- 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,847
- How can you taint a cancerous
- can-a chemicals?
- 933
- 00:44:31,889 --> 00:44:33,288
- You're fired!
- 934
- 00:44:33,324 --> 00:44:35,485
- I ca-I can't be fired.
- 935
- 00:44:35,526 --> 00:44:36,720
- Oh, yeah?
- 936
- 00:44:39,363 --> 00:44:41,490
- Last chance
- to join the dance, folks.
- 937
- 00:44:41,532 --> 00:44:43,022
- Everyone is welcome!
- 938
- 00:44:43,067 --> 00:44:44,864
- Wilbur.
- 939
- 00:44:44,902 --> 00:44:48,360
- Do it now, or forever wish you had.
- 940
- 00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:49,531
- Really?
- 941
- 00:44:49,573 --> 00:44:51,063
- Show 'em, baby.
- 942
- 00:44:54,411 --> 00:44:56,379
- Nobody can dance like you.
- 943
- 00:45:04,221 --> 00:45:06,553
- # You can't stop my happiness #
- 944
- 00:45:06,590 --> 00:45:09,184
- # 'Cause I like the way I am #
- 945
- 00:45:09,226 --> 00:45:12,059
- # And ya just can't stop
- my knife and fork #
- 946
- 00:45:12,096 --> 00:45:15,065
- # When I see a Christmas ham #
- 947
- 00:45:15,099 --> 00:45:17,897
- # So if you don't like the way I look #
- 948
- 00:45:17,935 --> 00:45:20,836
- # Well, I just don't give a damn #
- 949
- 00:45:20,871 --> 00:45:23,431
- # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin'
- round and round #
- 950
- 00:45:23,474 --> 00:45:26,375
- # And my heart's keepin' time
- to the speed of sound #
- 951
- 00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:28,344
- # I was lost till I heard the drums #
- 952
- 00:45:28,379 --> 00:45:31,041
- # Then I found my way #
- 953
- 00:45:31,081 --> 00:45:32,548
- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- 954
- 00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:34,574
- # Ever since this old world began #
- 955
- 00:45:34,618 --> 00:45:36,245
- # A woman found out if she shook it #
- 956
- 00:45:36,287 --> 00:45:37,447
- # She could shake up a man #
- 957
- 00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:39,285
- # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it #
- 958
- 00:45:39,323 --> 00:45:42,121
- # The best that I can today #
- 959
- 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:43,524
- # 'Cause you can't stop #
- 960
- 00:45:43,561 --> 00:45:46,029
- # The motion of the ocean
- or the sun in the sky #
- 961
- 00:45:46,063 --> 00:45:48,861
- # You can wonder if you wanna
- but I'll never ask why #
- 962
- 00:45:48,899 --> 00:45:50,389
- # And if you try to hold me down #
- 963
- 00:45:50,434 --> 00:45:51,731
- # I'm gonna spit in your eye #
- 964
- 00:45:51,769 --> 00:45:53,532
- # And say #
- 965
- 00:45:53,571 --> 00:45:55,698
- # That you can't stop the beat #
- 966
- 00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:06,110
- Whoa!
- 967
- 00:46:25,502 --> 00:46:26,833
- Oh! I love you!
- 968
- 00:46:29,907 --> 00:46:30,669
- You did great!
- 969
- 00:46:32,676 --> 00:46:34,644
- Corny, do something.
- 970
- 00:46:34,678 --> 00:46:36,771
- The show is turning to gumbo.
- 971
- 00:46:36,814 --> 00:46:38,509
- Not a chance, velma.
- 972
- 00:46:39,683 --> 00:46:41,173
- This is the future.
- 973
- 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,315
- Maybelle, let's go.
- 974
- 00:46:45,356 --> 00:46:47,119
- This is your time.
- 975
- 00:46:52,529 --> 00:46:53,860
- Yeah.
- 976
- 00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:55,194
- All right, Miss buttercup.
- 977
- 00:46:55,232 --> 00:46:57,257
- It's time to wrap this mutha up.
- 978
- 00:46:57,301 --> 00:46:58,598
- # Oh, oh, oh #
- 979
- 00:46:58,636 --> 00:47:00,194
- - # You can't stop today #
- - No!
- 980
- 00:47:00,237 --> 00:47:03,434
- # As it comes speedin' down the tracks #
- 981
- 00:47:03,474 --> 00:47:04,498
- # Ooh, child, yes #
- 982
- 00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,133
- # Child, yesterday is history #
- 983
- 00:47:06,176 --> 00:47:07,200
- Be gone!
- 984
- 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:08,871
- # And it's never comin' back #
- 985
- 00:47:08,912 --> 00:47:10,004
- # Look ahead! #
- 986
- 00:47:10,047 --> 00:47:12,242
- # 'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day #
- 987
- 00:47:12,282 --> 00:47:14,477
- # And it don't know white from black #
- 988
- 00:47:14,518 --> 00:47:16,008
- Yeah!
- 989
- 00:47:16,053 --> 00:47:18,021
- # 'Cause the world keeps
- spinnin' round and round #
- 990
- 00:47:18,055 --> 00:47:20,819
- # And my heart's keepin'
- time to the speed of sound #
- 991
- 00:47:20,858 --> 00:47:22,985
- # I was lost till I heard the drums #
- 992
- 00:47:23,027 --> 00:47:25,257
- # Then I found my way #
- 993
- 00:47:25,295 --> 00:47:27,058
- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- 994
- 00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:29,065
- # Ever since we first saw the light #
- 995
- 00:47:29,099 --> 00:47:30,794
- # A man and woman
- liked to shake it #
- 996
- 00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:32,199
- # On a Saturday night #
- 997
- 00:47:32,236 --> 00:47:33,828
- # And so I'm gonna
- shake and shimmy it #
- 998
- 00:47:33,871 --> 00:47:34,929
- # With all of my might #
- 999
- 00:47:34,972 --> 00:47:36,837
- # Today #
- 1000
- 00:47:36,874 --> 00:47:39,308
- # 'Cause you can't stop
- the motion of the ocean #
- 1001
- 00:47:39,343 --> 00:47:40,708
- # Or the rain from above #
- 1002
- 00:47:40,744 --> 00:47:42,439
- # They can try to stop the paradise #
- 1003
- 00:47:42,479 --> 00:47:43,468
- # We're dreamin' of #
- 1004
- 00:47:43,514 --> 00:47:44,572
- # But you cannot stop #
- 1005
- 00:47:44,615 --> 00:47:46,378
- # The rhythm of two hearts in love #
- 1006
- 00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:47,884
- # To stay #
- 1007
- 00:47:47,918 --> 00:47:50,386
- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- 1008
- 00:47:50,421 --> 00:47:57,825
- # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
- 1009
- 00:47:57,861 --> 00:48:00,557
- # Ever since we first saw the sun #
- 1010
- 00:48:00,597 --> 00:48:03,395
- # A man and woman liked to shake it
- when the day is done #
- 1011
- 00:48:03,434 --> 00:48:04,992
- # And so we're gonna shake
- and shimmy it #
- 1012
- 00:48:05,035 --> 00:48:07,799
- # And have some fun today #
- 1013
- 00:48:07,838 --> 00:48:09,271
- # 'Cause you can't stop #
- 1014
- 00:48:09,306 --> 00:48:11,740
- # The motion of the ocean
- or the rain from above #
- 1015
- 00:48:11,775 --> 00:48:14,369
- # They can try to stop the
- paradise we're dreamin' of #
- 1016
- 00:48:14,411 --> 00:48:15,935
- # But you'll never stop the rhythm #
- 1017
- 00:48:15,979 --> 00:48:18,743
- # Of two hearts in love to stay #
- 1018
- 00:48:18,782 --> 00:48:20,682
- # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
- 1019
- 00:48:20,718 --> 00:48:31,953
- # You can't stop the beat #
- 1020
- 00:48:50,347 --> 00:48:52,815
- # Ooh, ooh #
- 1021
- 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,550
- # Hey, old friend, let's look back #
- 1022
- 00:48:58,589 --> 00:49:01,956
- # On the crazy clothes we wore #
- 1023
- 00:49:01,992 --> 00:49:04,620
- # Ain't it fun to look back #
- 1024
- 00:49:04,661 --> 00:49:08,119
- # To see it's all been done before #
- 1025
- 00:49:08,165 --> 00:49:10,633
- # All those nights together #
- 1026
- 00:49:10,667 --> 00:49:13,295
- # Are a special memory #
- 1027
- 00:49:13,337 --> 00:49:16,204
- # And I can't wait for tomorrow #
- 1028
- 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:19,300
- # Just as long as you're
- dancin' next to me #
- 1029
- 00:49:19,343 --> 00:49:22,141
- # 'Cause it's so clear, every year #
- 1030
- 00:49:22,179 --> 00:49:23,737
- # We get stronger #
- 1031
- 00:49:23,781 --> 00:49:25,214
- # Stronger #
- 1032
- 00:49:25,249 --> 00:49:28,150
- # 'Cause what's gone is gone,
- the past is the past #
- 1033
- 00:49:28,185 --> 00:49:29,482
- # Turn the radio up #
- 1034
- 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,817
- # And then hit the gas #
- 1035
- 00:49:30,854 --> 00:49:33,755
- # 'Cause I know we've come so far #
- 1036
- 00:49:33,791 --> 00:49:37,158
- # But we've got so far to go #
- 1037
- 00:49:37,194 --> 00:49:39,662
- # I know the road seems long #
- 1038
- 00:49:39,696 --> 00:49:42,392
- # But it won't be long
- till it's time to go #
- 1039
- 00:49:42,432 --> 00:49:45,299
- # So, most days, we'll take it fast #
- 1040
- 00:49:45,335 --> 00:49:48,998
- # And some nights, we'll take it slow #
- 1041
- 00:49:49,039 --> 00:49:51,166
- # I know we've come so far #
- 1042
- 00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:56,840
- # But, baby, baby,
- we've got so far to go #
- 1043
- 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,007
- # Oh, yeah #
- 1044
- 00:49:59,049 --> 00:50:00,414
- # Baby #
- 1045
- 00:50:00,450 --> 00:50:02,350
- # Hey, old friend, together #
- 1046
- 00:50:02,386 --> 00:50:06,015
- # Side by side and year by year #
- 1047
- 00:50:06,056 --> 00:50:08,524
- # The road was filled
- with twists and turns #
- 1048
- 00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:11,687
- # Oh, but that's the road
- that got us here #
- 1049
- 00:50:11,728 --> 00:50:14,458
- # Let's move past the bad times #
- 1050
- 00:50:14,498 --> 00:50:17,865
- # But before those memories fade #
- 1051
- 00:50:17,901 --> 00:50:20,301
- # Let's forgive but not forget #
- 1052
- 00:50:20,337 --> 00:50:23,170
- # And learn from all
- the mistakes we made #
- 1053
- 00:50:23,207 --> 00:50:25,869
- # 'Cause it's so clear, every year #
- 1054
- 00:50:25,909 --> 00:50:27,774
- # We get stronger #
- 1055
- 00:50:27,811 --> 00:50:29,039
- # Stronger #
- 1056
- 00:50:29,079 --> 00:50:31,877
- # So don't give up and don't say when #
- 1057
- 00:50:31,915 --> 00:50:34,509
- # And just get back
- on the road again #
- 1058
- 00:50:34,551 --> 00:50:37,418
- # 'Cause I know we've come so far #
- 1059
- 00:50:37,454 --> 00:50:41,220
- # But we've got so far to go #
- 1060
- 00:50:41,258 --> 00:50:43,283
- # I know the road seems long #
- 1061
- 00:50:43,327 --> 00:50:46,125
- # But it won't be long
- till it's time to go #
- 1062
- 00:50:46,163 --> 00:50:49,223
- # So, most days, we'll take it fast #
- 1063
- 00:50:49,266 --> 00:50:52,827
- # And some nights, we'll take it slow #
- 1064
- 00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:54,861
- # I know we've come so far #
- 1065
- 00:50:54,905 --> 00:51:00,138
- # But, baby, baby,
- we've got so far to go #
- 1066
- 00:51:00,177 --> 00:51:01,235
- # Oh, yeah #
- 1067
- 00:51:01,278 --> 00:51:02,609
- # Baby #
- 1068
- 00:51:02,646 --> 00:51:04,079
- # Uh, uh, uh, uh #
- 1069
- 00:51:04,114 --> 00:51:06,844
- # Hey, old friend, come
- along for the ride #
- 1070
- 00:51:06,884 --> 00:51:09,512
- # There's plenty of room so jump inside #
- 1071
- 00:51:09,553 --> 00:51:12,420
- # The highway's bumpy
- every now and then #
- 1072
- 00:51:12,456 --> 00:51:15,425
- # But it's so much better
- than where I've been #
- 1073
- 00:51:15,459 --> 00:51:18,360
- # Just keep moving at your own speed #
- 1074
- 00:51:18,395 --> 00:51:20,920
- # Your heart is all the compass
- you'll ever need #
- 1075
- 00:51:20,964 --> 00:51:24,127
- # Let's keep cruisin' the road we're on #
- 1076
- 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:26,499
- # 'Cause the rearview mirror
- only shows what's #
- 1077
- 00:51:26,536 --> 00:51:28,936
- # Gone, gone, gone #
- 1078
- 00:51:28,972 --> 00:51:31,873
- # Yeah, yeah, yeah #
- 1079
- 00:51:31,909 --> 00:51:34,639
- # Got so far to go #
- 1080
- 00:51:34,678 --> 00:51:35,736
- # Ohh #
- # Yeah #
- 1081
- 00:51:35,779 --> 00:51:38,942
- # Ohh #
- 1082
- 00:51:38,982 --> 00:51:41,644
- # 'Cause it's so clear, every year #
- 1083
- 00:51:41,685 --> 00:51:43,277
- # We get stronger #
- 1084
- 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,617
- # Stronger #
- 1085
- 00:51:44,655 --> 00:51:46,418
- # So shine that light #
- 1086
- 00:51:46,456 --> 00:51:47,787
- # Take my hand #
- 1087
- 00:51:47,824 --> 00:51:50,156
- # And let's dance
- into the promised land #
- 1088
- 00:51:50,193 --> 00:51:53,060
- # 'Cause I know we've come so far #
- 1089
- 00:51:53,096 --> 00:51:56,725
- # But we've got so far to go #
- 1090
- 00:51:56,767 --> 00:51:58,792
- # I know the road seems long #
- 1091
- 00:51:58,835 --> 00:52:01,702
- # But it won't be long
- till it's time to go #
- 1092
- 00:52:01,738 --> 00:52:04,639
- # So, most days, we'll take it fast #
- 1093
- 00:52:04,675 --> 00:52:08,338
- # But some nights, we'll take it slow #
- 1094
- 00:52:08,378 --> 00:52:10,505
- # I know we've come so far #
- 1095
- 00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:15,610
- # But, baby, baby,
- we've got so far to go #
- 1096
- 00:52:15,652 --> 00:52:17,643
- # Oh, oh, oh, oh #
- 1097
- 00:52:17,688 --> 00:52:19,315
- # Yeah, yeah #
- 1098
- 00:52:19,356 --> 00:52:21,153
- # Welcome to the sixties #
- 1099
- 00:52:21,191 --> 00:52:22,158
- Stop!
- 1100
- 00:52:22,192 --> 00:52:25,684
- # Stop telling me what to do #
- 1101
- 00:52:25,729 --> 00:52:26,991
- Don't!
- 1102
- 00:52:27,030 --> 00:52:30,295
- # Don't treat me like a child of two #
- 1103
- 00:52:30,334 --> 00:52:31,528
- No!
- 1104
- 00:52:31,568 --> 00:52:35,163
- # I know that you want what's best #
- 1105
- 00:52:35,205 --> 00:52:36,172
- Please!
- 1106
- 00:52:36,206 --> 00:52:38,003
- # But, Mother, please #
- 1107
- 00:52:38,041 --> 00:52:44,002
- # Give it a rest! #
- 1108
- 00:52:44,047 --> 00:52:53,813
- # Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
- 1109
- 00:52:53,857 --> 00:52:57,190
- # Mama, I'm a big girl now #
- 1110
- 00:52:57,227 --> 00:53:00,560
- # Once upon a time
- when I was just a kid #
- 1111
- 00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:03,862
- # You never let me do
- just what the older kids did #
- 1112
- 00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:07,301
- # But lose that laundry list
- of what you won't allow #
- 1113
- 00:53:07,337 --> 00:53:10,864
- # 'Cause, Mama,
- I'm a big girl now #
- 1114
- 00:53:10,907 --> 00:53:14,365
- # Once upon a time
- I played with childhood toys #
- 1115
- 00:53:14,411 --> 00:53:17,574
- # But now I'd rather play around
- with older boys #
- 1116
- 00:53:17,614 --> 00:53:21,015
- # So, if I get a hickey,
- please don't have a cow #
- 1117
- 00:53:21,051 --> 00:53:23,076
- # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
- 1118
- 00:53:24,421 --> 00:53:27,356
- # Ma, I gotta tell you
- that without a doubt #
- 1119
- 00:53:27,391 --> 00:53:31,054
- # I get my best dancing lessons
- from you #
- 1120
- 00:53:31,094 --> 00:53:34,154
- # You're the one who taught me
- how to twist and shout #
- 1121
- 00:53:34,197 --> 00:53:38,395
- # Because you shout non-stop
- and you're so twisted, too! #
- 1122
- 00:53:38,435 --> 00:53:40,130
- # Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #
- 1123
- 00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,968
- # Once I used to fidget
- 'cause I just sat home #
- 1124
- 00:53:43,006 --> 00:53:46,464
- # But now I'm just like Gidget
- and I gotta get to Rome! #
- 1125
- 00:53:46,510 --> 00:53:47,738
- # So say, arrivederci! #
- 1126
- 00:53:47,778 --> 00:53:48,745
- # Toodle-loo! #
- 1127
- 00:53:48,779 --> 00:53:50,178
- # And ciao! #
- 1128
- 00:53:50,213 --> 00:53:53,080
- # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
- 1129
- 00:53:53,116 --> 00:53:57,109
- # Ohh, stop! Don't! No! Please! #
- 1130
- 00:53:57,154 --> 00:54:03,490
- # Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
- 1131
- 00:54:03,527 --> 00:54:05,688
- # Mama, I'm a big girl now #
- 1132
- 00:54:05,729 --> 00:54:07,287
- # Hey, Mama, say, Mama #
- 1133
- 00:54:07,330 --> 00:54:10,299
- # Once upon a time
- I was a shy young thing #
- 1134
- 00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:13,666
- # Could barely walk and talk
- so much as dance and sing #
- 1135
- 00:54:13,703 --> 00:54:17,104
- # But let me hit that stage,
- I wanna take my bow #
- 1136
- 00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:19,438
- # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
- 1137
- 00:54:19,476 --> 00:54:20,943
- # Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #
- 1138
- 00:54:20,977 --> 00:54:24,003
- # Once upon a time
- I used to dress up Ken #
- 1139
- 00:54:24,047 --> 00:54:27,278
- # But now that I'm a woman,
- I like bigger men #
- 1140
- 00:54:27,317 --> 00:54:30,775
- # And I don't need a Barbie doll
- to show me how #
- 1141
- 00:54:30,821 --> 00:54:33,051
- # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
- 1142
- 00:54:33,090 --> 00:54:34,580
- # Ooh, ooh, ah #
- 1143
- 00:54:34,624 --> 00:54:37,388
- # Ma, you always taught me
- what was right from wrong #
- 1144
- 00:54:37,427 --> 00:54:41,124
- # And now I just wanna give it a try #
- 1145
- 00:54:41,164 --> 00:54:44,190
- # Mama, I've been in the nest
- for far too long #
- 1146
- 00:54:44,234 --> 00:54:48,295
- # So please give a push
- and, Mama, watch me fly #
- 1147
- 00:54:48,338 --> 00:54:50,704
- # Watch me fly #
- 1148
- 00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:51,832
- Show off.
- 1149
- 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:54,969
- # Someday I will meet
- a man you won't condemn #
- 1150
- 00:54:55,011 --> 00:54:58,105
- # And we will have some kids
- and you can torture them #
- 1151
- 00:54:58,148 --> 00:55:01,345
- # But let me be a star
- before I take that vow #
- 1152
- 00:55:01,384 --> 00:55:03,579
- # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
- 1153
- 00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:05,053
- # Whoa-oh-oh #
- 1154
- 00:55:05,088 --> 00:55:06,953
- # Mama, I'm a big girl now #
- 1155
- 00:55:06,990 --> 00:55:08,321
- # Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! #
- 1156
- 00:55:08,358 --> 00:55:11,725
- # Mama, I'm a big girl #
- 1157
- 00:55:11,761 --> 00:55:14,025
- Ooh, such a big, big girl!
- 1158
- 00:55:14,064 --> 00:55:17,431
- # I'm a big girl now #
- 1159
- 00:55:17,467 --> 00:55:24,671
- # Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! #
- 1160
- 00:55:24,708 --> 00:55:27,700
- # Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
- 1161
- 00:55:30,046 --> 00:55:33,174
- # They came from way
- far out in outer space #
- 1162
- 00:55:33,216 --> 00:55:36,811
- # She's hard to miss
- and so they landed on her face #
- 1163
- 00:55:36,853 --> 00:55:38,912
- # She's got cooties! #
- 1164
- 00:55:38,955 --> 00:55:40,422
- # They've found a place to nest #
- 1165
- 00:55:40,457 --> 00:55:41,515
- # She's got cooties #
- 1166
- 00:55:41,558 --> 00:55:42,684
- # Cooties #
- 1167
- 00:55:42,726 --> 00:55:44,318
- # If I were her, I'd be depressed #
- 1168
- 00:55:44,361 --> 00:55:46,295
- # Long tailed, sharp nailed #
- 1169
- 00:55:46,329 --> 00:55:48,354
- # Fuzzy legs, laying eggs #
- 1170
- 00:55:48,398 --> 00:55:52,027
- # Oh, no, ew! #
- 1171
- 00:55:52,068 --> 00:55:55,629
- # In science class she's like
- a walking show-and-tell #
- 1172
- 00:55:55,672 --> 00:55:58,698
- # Her pet skunk ran away
- 'cause it couldn't take the smell #
- 1173
- 00:55:58,742 --> 00:56:00,209
- # She's got cooties #
- 1174
- 00:56:00,243 --> 00:56:02,336
- # Nobody wants to sit by her #
- 1175
- 00:56:02,379 --> 00:56:06,406
- # No, don't need a coat
- 'cause she's got fur! #
- 1176
- 00:56:06,449 --> 00:56:08,417
- # Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot #
- 1177
- 00:56:08,451 --> 00:56:10,578
- # Glad I got my cootie shot! #
- 1178
- 00:56:11,922 --> 00:56:14,049
- # Come on, boys,
- let's stamp 'em out! #
- 1179
- 00:56:14,090 --> 00:56:15,990
- # Uh-uh-uh-uh,
- uh-uh-uh-uh #
- 1180
- 00:56:16,026 --> 00:56:17,618
- # Cootie, cootie #
- 1181
- 00:56:17,661 --> 00:56:19,754
- # Come on, boys #
- 1182
- 00:56:19,796 --> 00:56:20,956
- # Cootie, cootie #
- 1183
- 00:56:20,997 --> 00:56:23,488
- # Uh-uh-uh-uh,
- uh-uh-uh-uh #
- 1184
- 00:56:23,533 --> 00:56:24,898
- # Cootie, cootie #
- 1185
- 00:56:24,935 --> 00:56:26,527
- # Come on, boys #
- 1186
- 00:56:26,570 --> 00:56:28,629
- # Whoa, no, no, no #
- 1187
- 00:56:28,672 --> 00:56:29,900
- # She's got cooties #
- 1188
- 00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:31,737
- # She's just as friendly as can be #
- 1189
- 00:56:31,775 --> 00:56:33,072
- # She's got cooties #
- 1190
- 00:56:33,109 --> 00:56:35,407
- # She shows them cootie hospitality #
- 1191
- 00:56:35,445 --> 00:56:36,639
- # She's got cooties #
- 1192
- 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,148
- # She's like a living Twilight Zone #
- 1193
- 00:56:39,182 --> 00:56:40,410
- # She's got cooties #
- 1194
- 00:56:40,450 --> 00:56:42,577
- # Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? #
- 1195
- 00:56:42,619 --> 00:56:45,087
- # Black, white, red, green #
- 1196
- 00:56:45,121 --> 00:56:46,748
- # Every color in between #
- 1197
- 00:56:46,790 --> 00:56:48,485
- # Dresses like a circus clown #
- 1198
- 00:56:48,525 --> 00:56:50,425
- # Somebody oughta hose her down #
- 1199
- 00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:52,223
- # Grew up in a cootie zoo #
- 1200
- 00:56:52,262 --> 00:56:56,255
- # I bet her two-ton
- Mama's got 'em, too! #
- 1201
- 00:56:56,299 --> 00:56:57,766
- # She-she-she's coming! #
- 1202
- 00:56:57,801 --> 00:56:59,598
- # She's got cooties #
- 1203
- 00:56:59,636 --> 00:57:01,570
- # Somebody oughta hose her down #
- 1204
- 00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:02,936
- # She's got cooties #
- 1205
- 00:57:02,973 --> 00:57:04,941
- # Oh, yeah #
- 1206
- 00:57:04,975 --> 00:57:06,442
- # She's got cooties #
- 1207
- 00:57:06,476 --> 00:57:08,944
- # Somebody oughta hose her down #
- 1208
- 00:57:08,979 --> 00:57:10,446
- # She's got cooties #
- 1209
- 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,107
- # Yeah, yeah #
- 1210
- 00:57:12,148 --> 00:57:13,274
- # She's got cooties #
- 1211
- 00:57:13,316 --> 00:57:15,614
- # She's just as friendly as can be #
- 1212
- 00:57:15,652 --> 00:57:16,778
- # She's got cooties #
- 1213
- 00:57:16,820 --> 00:57:19,345
- # She shows them cootie hospitality #
- 1214
- 00:57:19,389 --> 00:57:20,947
- # She's got cooties #
- 1215
- 00:57:20,991 --> 00:57:23,084
- # This girly surely catch your eye #
- 1216
- 00:57:23,126 --> 00:57:24,286
- # She's got cooties #
- 1217
- 00:57:24,327 --> 00:57:26,818
- # She surely likes to
- let her freak flag fly #
- 1218
- 00:57:28,665 --> 00:57:30,132
- # Come on, boys #
- 1219
- 00:57:30,166 --> 00:57:31,326
- # Let's jam #
- 1220
- 00:57:31,368 --> 00:57:32,630
- # Let's hear it for Mama #
- 1221
- 00:57:32,669 --> 00:57:34,796
- # Come on, boys, let's jam #
- 1222
- 00:57:34,838 --> 00:57:36,465
- # Let's hear it for Mama #
- 1223
- 00:57:36,506 --> 00:57:38,804
- # Come on, boys, let's jam #
- 1224
- 00:57:38,842 --> 00:57:40,309
- # Let's hear it for Mama #
- 1225
- 00:57:40,343 --> 00:57:42,368
- # Come on, boys, let's jam #
- 1226
- 00:57:42,412 --> 00:57:43,572
- # Let's hear it for Mama #
- 1227
- 00:57:43,613 --> 00:57:45,240
- # Black, white, red, green #
- 1228
- 00:57:45,282 --> 00:57:47,182
- # Every color in between #
- 1229
- 00:57:47,217 --> 00:57:48,946
- # Dresses like a circus clown #
- 1230
- 00:57:48,985 --> 00:57:50,850
- # Somebody oughta hose her down #
- 1231
- 00:57:50,887 --> 00:57:52,582
- # Grew up in a cootie zoo #
- 1232
- 00:57:52,622 --> 00:57:55,614
- # I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! #
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