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  1. 1
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  3. # Yeah, yeah #
  4.  
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  7. # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
  8.  
  9. 3
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  11. Groovy, baby. Groovy.
  12.  
  13. 4
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  15. Hello?
  16.  
  17. 5
  18. 00:00:45,599 --> 00:00:46,964
  19. Hello?!
  20.  
  21. 6
  22. 00:00:57,143 --> 00:00:58,542
  23. - Graah!
  24. - Oh, my God!
  25.  
  26. 7
  27. 00:00:58,578 --> 00:01:01,308
  28. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
  29. Ah! You got me.
  30.  
  31. 8
  32. 00:01:01,348 --> 00:01:02,838
  33. Ha ha ha!
  34.  
  35. 9
  36. 00:01:02,883 --> 00:01:06,319
  37. Welcome, mmm,
  38. to the Hardy-Har Hut.
  39.  
  40. 10
  41. 00:01:06,353 --> 00:01:09,345
  42. If we can't put a smile on your face,
  43. your skin's too tight.
  44.  
  45. 11
  46. 00:01:09,389 --> 00:01:11,357
  47. - Oh!
  48. - Bop, bop.
  49.  
  50. 12
  51. 00:01:11,391 --> 00:01:13,518
  52. - Oh.
  53. - I got somethin' for ya. Yeah.
  54.  
  55. 13
  56. 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:14,857
  57. It's just in.
  58.  
  59. 14
  60. 00:01:14,895 --> 00:01:16,192
  61. You're gonna love it.
  62.  
  63. 15
  64. 00:01:16,229 --> 00:01:17,526
  65. Huh?
  66.  
  67. 16
  68. 00:01:17,564 --> 00:01:19,225
  69. Oh.
  70.  
  71. 17
  72. 00:01:19,266 --> 00:01:21,131
  73. Cigarette?
  74.  
  75. 18
  76. 00:01:22,402 --> 00:01:24,029
  77. Ha ha ha.
  78.  
  79. 19
  80. 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:27,938
  81. Tempting but, uh... no, thanks.
  82.  
  83. 20
  84. 00:01:27,974 --> 00:01:29,202
  85. - Ha ha ha!
  86. - Oh.
  87.  
  88. 21
  89. 00:01:29,242 --> 00:01:31,039
  90. Well, eh.
  91.  
  92. 22
  93. 00:01:32,646 --> 00:01:34,170
  94. What can I do you for?
  95.  
  96. 23
  97. 00:01:34,214 --> 00:01:35,442
  98. Something for the mister?
  99.  
  100. 24
  101. 00:01:35,482 --> 00:01:39,509
  102. Sadly, there is no mister at the moment.
  103.  
  104. 25
  105. 00:01:39,552 --> 00:01:41,417
  106. Beautiful woman like yourself?
  107.  
  108. 26
  109. 00:01:41,454 --> 00:01:43,581
  110. My husband...
  111.  
  112. 27
  113. 00:01:46,359 --> 00:01:48,623
  114. ...accidentally suffocated.
  115.  
  116. 28
  117. 00:01:48,662 --> 00:01:50,061
  118. You need a fella.
  119.  
  120. 29
  121. 00:01:50,096 --> 00:01:53,964
  122. I do. I do need a fella.
  123.  
  124. 30
  125. 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:58,767
  126. And the way to a man's heart
  127. is through his funny bone.
  128.  
  129. 31
  130. 00:01:58,805 --> 00:02:01,103
  131. Now here's an icebreaker for ya.
  132.  
  133. 32
  134. 00:02:03,443 --> 00:02:06,139
  135. Oh, Miss Maybelle,
  136. you do throw a lovely party.
  137.  
  138. 33
  139. 00:02:06,179 --> 00:02:08,147
  140. But what are you celebratin'?
  141.  
  142. 34
  143. 00:02:09,115 --> 00:02:10,912
  144. Well, it's kind of an ending.
  145.  
  146. 35
  147. 00:02:10,951 --> 00:02:13,385
  148. But it deserved to go out with a bang.
  149.  
  150. 36
  151. 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,217
  152. What ended?
  153.  
  154. 37
  155. 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:17,950
  156. Negro Day.
  157.  
  158. 38
  159. 00:02:17,991 --> 00:02:19,583
  160. What?
  161.  
  162. 39
  163. 00:02:19,626 --> 00:02:22,720
  164. All right. Time y'all knew.
  165.  
  166. 40
  167. 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:26,823
  168. velma von Tussle just told me
  169. we have had our last show.
  170.  
  171. 41
  172. 00:02:26,866 --> 00:02:28,356
  173. No.
  174.  
  175. 42
  176. 00:02:28,401 --> 00:02:30,767
  177. Yeah, it seems our little show
  178. was a nice little placeholder...
  179.  
  180. 43
  181. 00:02:30,804 --> 00:02:32,965
  182. - but it was time to get some ratings.
  183. - Aww!
  184.  
  185. 44
  186. 00:02:33,006 --> 00:02:35,304
  187. I didn't wanna tell y'all up front.
  188.  
  189. 45
  190. 00:02:35,342 --> 00:02:37,970
  191. I just wanted to have a little fun tonight.
  192.  
  193. 46
  194. 00:02:38,011 --> 00:02:40,309
  195. But I practiced so hard.
  196.  
  197. 47
  198. 00:02:40,347 --> 00:02:42,907
  199. Now I'll never get a chance
  200. to be on the show.
  201.  
  202. 48
  203. 00:02:42,949 --> 00:02:44,644
  204. Oh, you will be seen, baby.
  205.  
  206. 49
  207. 00:02:44,684 --> 00:02:45,673
  208. I promise.
  209.  
  210. 50
  211. 00:02:45,719 --> 00:02:47,346
  212. You can't have your own show?
  213.  
  214. 51
  215. 00:02:47,387 --> 00:02:48,854
  216. Fine, you'll come dance with us.
  217.  
  218. 52
  219. 00:02:48,888 --> 00:02:50,480
  220. Hmm. Honey.
  221.  
  222. 53
  223. 00:02:50,523 --> 00:02:52,320
  224. You been dozin' off durin' history?
  225.  
  226. 54
  227. 00:02:52,359 --> 00:02:54,486
  228. Yes, always.
  229.  
  230. 55
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  232. Trace, black and whites ain't never danced
  233. on Tv together.
  234.  
  235. 56
  236. 00:02:57,530 --> 00:03:00,021
  237. Well, if we can't dance...
  238.  
  239. 57
  240. 00:03:00,066 --> 00:03:03,194
  241. maybe we should just march.
  242.  
  243. 58
  244. 00:03:05,505 --> 00:03:07,496
  245. Ooh, that'd get some big ol' ratin's.
  246.  
  247. 59
  248. 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:09,132
  249. Better time slot, too.
  250.  
  251. 60
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  253. Mm-hmm.
  254.  
  255. 61
  256. 00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:12,269
  257. Like on the 11:00 news.
  258.  
  259. 62
  260. 00:03:12,312 --> 00:03:13,279
  261. Ahh!
  262.  
  263. 63
  264. 00:03:13,313 --> 00:03:14,644
  265. What y'all say?
  266.  
  267. 64
  268. 00:03:14,681 --> 00:03:16,239
  269. Should we give this fine woman...
  270.  
  271. 65
  272. 00:03:16,282 --> 00:03:17,510
  273. all the ratings she deserves?
  274.  
  275. 66
  276. 00:03:17,550 --> 00:03:19,279
  277. - Yeah!
  278. - Yeah!
  279.  
  280. 67
  281. 00:03:19,319 --> 00:03:20,650
  282. Hey, hey!
  283.  
  284. 68
  285. 00:03:20,687 --> 00:03:23,053
  286. Well, it is a school night...
  287.  
  288. 69
  289. 00:03:23,089 --> 00:03:24,613
  290. and I think we oughta call it a night.
  291.  
  292. 70
  293. 00:03:24,657 --> 00:03:27,558
  294. Tell you what.
  295. We meet up at the church Friday, 4:00...
  296.  
  297. 71
  298. 00:03:27,594 --> 00:03:30,722
  299. and we will march on WYZT.
  300.  
  301. 72
  302. 00:03:30,764 --> 00:03:32,994
  303. - Yeah!
  304. - Yeah!
  305.  
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  307. 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:34,022
  308. Yeah!
  309.  
  310. 74
  311. 00:03:34,067 --> 00:03:35,830
  312. Tracy, you can't protest, hon.
  313.  
  314. 75
  315. 00:03:35,869 --> 00:03:37,860
  316. I mean, these are lovely people...
  317.  
  318. 76
  319. 00:03:37,904 --> 00:03:39,667
  320. but if you protest, you'll be on lists.
  321.  
  322. 77
  323. 00:03:39,706 --> 00:03:41,264
  324. You'll be on files.
  325.  
  326. 78
  327. 00:03:41,307 --> 00:03:43,468
  328. J. Edgar Hoover'll be still wiretappin'...
  329.  
  330. 79
  331. 00:03:43,510 --> 00:03:45,341
  332. your cold, dead body in the grave.
  333.  
  334. 80
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  336. Oh, Mother.
  337.  
  338. 81
  339. 00:03:46,546 --> 00:03:49,515
  340. Link, we're going with them, right?
  341.  
  342. 82
  343. 00:03:49,549 --> 00:03:51,779
  344. Walk with me.
  345.  
  346. 83
  347. 00:03:51,818 --> 00:03:55,584
  348. You want your Belgian chocolate
  349. animal droppings.
  350.  
  351. 84
  352. 00:03:57,557 --> 00:03:59,855
  353. Dot dot. This store's for you.
  354.  
  355. 85
  356. 00:03:59,893 --> 00:04:04,057
  357. - Oh! What a treasure trove.
  358. - Huh?
  359.  
  360. 86
  361. 00:04:04,097 --> 00:04:06,759
  362. Come here, baby.
  363.  
  364. 87
  365. 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,529
  366. Don't be sad.
  367.  
  368. 88
  369. 00:04:08,568 --> 00:04:10,399
  370. We gonna make it happen, OK?
  371.  
  372. 89
  373. 00:04:10,437 --> 00:04:11,529
  374. Can I go?
  375.  
  376. 90
  377. 00:04:11,571 --> 00:04:12,902
  378. Now, come on, now.
  379.  
  380. 91
  381. 00:04:12,939 --> 00:04:14,270
  382. I can't be worried about you out there.
  383.  
  384. 92
  385. 00:04:15,809 --> 00:04:17,709
  386. Trace...
  387.  
  388. 93
  389. 00:04:17,744 --> 00:04:20,406
  390. I been smilin' and dancin'
  391. on this show for 3 years.
  392.  
  393. 94
  394. 00:04:21,581 --> 00:04:22,809
  395. Mrs. von Tussle just promised...
  396.  
  397. 95
  398. 00:04:22,849 --> 00:04:24,544
  399. I could sing at the Miss Hairspray pageant.
  400.  
  401. 96
  402. 00:04:24,584 --> 00:04:27,553
  403. She's-she invited agents.
  404.  
  405. 97
  406. 00:04:27,587 --> 00:04:29,885
  407. That's my shot, Trace.
  408.  
  409. 98
  410. 00:04:29,923 --> 00:04:31,618
  411. I can't jeopardize that.
  412.  
  413. 99
  414. 00:04:31,658 --> 00:04:33,853
  415. But it's what's right.
  416.  
  417. 100
  418. 00:04:33,893 --> 00:04:35,724
  419. I'm sorry, Trace.
  420.  
  421. 101
  422. 00:04:35,762 --> 00:04:38,560
  423. I just think this adventure's...
  424.  
  425. 102
  426. 00:04:38,598 --> 00:04:39,895
  427. a little...
  428.  
  429. 103
  430. 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:41,230
  431. too big for me.
  432.  
  433. 104
  434. 00:04:43,970 --> 00:04:45,631
  435. Oh, God. No, no, no.
  436. That's not what I-
  437.  
  438. 105
  439. 00:04:45,672 --> 00:04:47,731
  440. I get it, Link. It's your shot.
  441.  
  442. 106
  443. 00:04:47,774 --> 00:04:49,173
  444. No, Trace, that's not what I-
  445.  
  446. 107
  447. 00:04:49,209 --> 00:04:50,198
  448. It's fine.
  449.  
  450. 108
  451. 00:04:53,146 --> 00:04:54,613
  452. Oh, hon.
  453.  
  454. 109
  455. 00:04:58,251 --> 00:05:00,310
  456. I should go.
  457.  
  458. 110
  459. 00:05:00,353 --> 00:05:01,911
  460. Give him time.
  461.  
  462. 111
  463. 00:05:01,955 --> 00:05:03,980
  464. He'll figure out he's crazy 'bout you.
  465.  
  466. 112
  467. 00:05:04,023 --> 00:05:07,254
  468. You have to say that,
  469. you're my mother.
  470.  
  471. 113
  472. 00:05:07,293 --> 00:05:10,524
  473. Well, I know a little
  474. somethin' about men.
  475.  
  476. 114
  477. 00:05:10,563 --> 00:05:14,795
  478. And, my personal favorite,
  479. x- ray specs.
  480.  
  481. 115
  482. 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,529
  483. You can see through anything.
  484.  
  485. 116
  486. 00:05:16,569 --> 00:05:20,130
  487. Skin, clothes, you name it.
  488.  
  489. 117
  490. 00:05:20,173 --> 00:05:21,504
  491. Now, take your father.
  492.  
  493. 118
  494. 00:05:21,541 --> 00:05:24,374
  495. And he's always downstairs
  496. in that shop workin' late.
  497.  
  498. 119
  499. 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:26,810
  500. Do I take it personal? No.
  501.  
  502. 120
  503. 00:05:26,846 --> 00:05:29,474
  504. Men always put their career first.
  505.  
  506. 121
  507. 00:05:29,516 --> 00:05:30,710
  508. Remember that.
  509.  
  510. 122
  511. 00:05:30,750 --> 00:05:31,842
  512. OK.
  513.  
  514. 123
  515. 00:05:31,885 --> 00:05:33,978
  516. I'm really tired, I'm gonna go to bed.
  517.  
  518. 124
  519. 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:35,146
  520. All right, hon.
  521.  
  522. 125
  523. 00:05:35,188 --> 00:05:36,155
  524. Night.
  525.  
  526. 126
  527. 00:05:36,189 --> 00:05:38,316
  528. - I love you.
  529. - I love you, too.
  530.  
  531. 127
  532. 00:05:38,358 --> 00:05:40,383
  533. I think I'm gonna go to bed, too.
  534.  
  535. 128
  536. 00:05:40,426 --> 00:05:42,360
  537. Oh, I'm so tired.
  538.  
  539. 129
  540. 00:05:48,034 --> 00:05:51,333
  541. You don't need those...
  542.  
  543. 130
  544. 00:05:51,371 --> 00:05:54,499
  545. to see what's under these clothes.
  546.  
  547. 131
  548. 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:57,237
  549. There's a product that really works...
  550.  
  551. 132
  552. 00:05:57,277 --> 00:05:59,871
  553. 'cause these are phony
  554. as a three dollar bill.
  555.  
  556. 133
  557. 00:06:03,917 --> 00:06:05,817
  558. Incredible!
  559.  
  560. 134
  561. 00:06:05,852 --> 00:06:07,717
  562. I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf...
  563.  
  564. 135
  565. 00:06:07,754 --> 00:06:10,917
  566. and you would remain completely obtuse.
  567.  
  568. 136
  569. 00:06:10,957 --> 00:06:11,924
  570. Obtuse.
  571.  
  572. 137
  573. 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:13,482
  574. Yes, obtuse.
  575.  
  576. 138
  577. 00:06:13,526 --> 00:06:15,255
  578. I flunked geometry.
  579.  
  580. 139
  581. 00:06:15,295 --> 00:06:17,991
  582. Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt!
  583.  
  584. 140
  585. 00:06:18,031 --> 00:06:19,623
  586. Yeah.
  587.  
  588. 141
  589. 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:23,058
  590. Wait! How 'bout this?
  591.  
  592. 142
  593. 00:06:23,102 --> 00:06:24,569
  594. OK.
  595.  
  596. 143
  597. 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:29,506
  598. # Those lips, those eyes #
  599.  
  600. 144
  601. 00:06:29,542 --> 00:06:30,873
  602. # That food #
  603.  
  604. 145
  605. 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:33,242
  606. # Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread #
  607.  
  608. 146
  609. 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,179
  610. # To get ya in the mood #
  611.  
  612. 147
  613. 00:06:35,215 --> 00:06:39,652
  614. # Wilbur, can't ya feel the
  615. burnin' flame of hot desire #
  616.  
  617. 148
  618. 00:06:39,686 --> 00:06:42,177
  619. # You're gonna need
  620. more than some seltzer #
  621.  
  622. 149
  623. 00:06:42,222 --> 00:06:44,690
  624. # To put out this fire #
  625.  
  626. 150
  627. 00:06:44,724 --> 00:06:48,216
  628. # I'm wailin': "look out, old Balti- #
  629.  
  630. 151
  631. 00:06:48,261 --> 00:06:50,252
  632. # "- more" I'm sellin' somethin' #
  633.  
  634. 152
  635. 00:06:50,296 --> 00:06:53,629
  636. # You can't purchase
  637. at a ten-cent store #
  638.  
  639. 153
  640. 00:06:53,666 --> 00:06:56,100
  641. # Oh, Wilbur, I feel like a princess #
  642.  
  643. 154
  644. 00:06:56,135 --> 00:06:57,796
  645. # Come on and take me to the ball #
  646.  
  647. 155
  648. 00:06:57,837 --> 00:07:00,635
  649. # I bet you're tired of heavy lifting #
  650.  
  651. 156
  652. 00:07:00,673 --> 00:07:02,834
  653. # Get your hands on somethin' small #
  654.  
  655. 157
  656. 00:07:03,943 --> 00:07:05,570
  657. # Because I'm a-big- #
  658.  
  659. 158
  660. 00:07:05,612 --> 00:07:06,806
  661. # -blonde- #
  662.  
  663. 159
  664. 00:07:06,846 --> 00:07:08,939
  665. # -and beautiful #
  666.  
  667. 160
  668. 00:07:08,982 --> 00:07:11,041
  669. # It's time to face the facts #
  670.  
  671. 161
  672. 00:07:11,084 --> 00:07:13,609
  673. # It's irrefutable #
  674.  
  675. 162
  676. 00:07:13,653 --> 00:07:15,553
  677. # Why waste one more minute #
  678.  
  679. 163
  680. 00:07:15,588 --> 00:07:17,783
  681. # Now I feel brand spankin' new #
  682.  
  683. 164
  684. 00:07:17,824 --> 00:07:19,382
  685. # Hey, Wilbur, take a look #
  686.  
  687. 165
  688. 00:07:19,425 --> 00:07:20,483
  689. # It's all for #
  690.  
  691. 166
  692. 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:21,788
  693. You!
  694.  
  695. 167
  696. 00:07:21,828 --> 00:07:24,126
  697. You?!
  698.  
  699. 168
  700. 00:07:24,163 --> 00:07:25,130
  701. Ohh!
  702.  
  703. 169
  704. 00:07:25,164 --> 00:07:26,256
  705. Edna.
  706.  
  707. 170
  708. 00:07:26,299 --> 00:07:29,894
  709. Your wife! You said she was out! Oh!
  710. Wait a minute!
  711.  
  712. 171
  713. 00:07:29,936 --> 00:07:31,130
  714. Hi, hon.
  715.  
  716. 172
  717. 00:07:32,805 --> 00:07:36,002
  718. Ma, you don't really believe
  719. that he would do that.
  720.  
  721. 173
  722. 00:07:36,042 --> 00:07:38,476
  723. You are never setting foot
  724. on that show again.
  725.  
  726. 174
  727. 00:07:38,511 --> 00:07:40,103
  728. You hear me?
  729.  
  730. 175
  731. 00:07:40,146 --> 00:07:43,809
  732. I heard you the first 400 times, Ma.
  733.  
  734. 176
  735. 00:08:06,439 --> 00:08:08,600
  736. - Hey.
  737. - Huh.
  738.  
  739. 177
  740. 00:08:08,641 --> 00:08:09,903
  741. Oh.
  742.  
  743. 178
  744. 00:08:14,347 --> 00:08:15,314
  745. Daddy.
  746.  
  747. 179
  748. 00:08:16,349 --> 00:08:18,510
  749. It wasn't me.
  750.  
  751. 180
  752. 00:08:18,551 --> 00:08:21,418
  753. I had to improvise
  754. a bed out of something.
  755.  
  756. 181
  757. 00:08:21,454 --> 00:08:22,853
  758. Whoopee cushions?
  759.  
  760. 182
  761. 00:08:24,123 --> 00:08:26,182
  762. That will play heck with my sciatica.
  763.  
  764. 183
  765. 00:08:27,226 --> 00:08:29,421
  766. Oop. That one was me.
  767.  
  768. 184
  769. 00:08:29,462 --> 00:08:31,657
  770. Oh. Oh.
  771.  
  772. 185
  773. 00:08:31,698 --> 00:08:34,030
  774. Daddy, are you OK?
  775.  
  776. 186
  777. 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:35,830
  778. Ohh.
  779.  
  780. 187
  781. 00:08:35,868 --> 00:08:39,065
  782. Tracy, you know...
  783.  
  784. 188
  785. 00:08:39,105 --> 00:08:44,042
  786. these peepers have never
  787. looked at another woman.
  788.  
  789. 189
  790. 00:08:44,077 --> 00:08:47,444
  791. This heart only beats for size 60.
  792.  
  793. 190
  794. 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,847
  795. Daddy, you know what velma wanted.
  796.  
  797. 191
  798. 00:08:50,883 --> 00:08:53,010
  799. She wanted me off the show.
  800.  
  801. 192
  802. 00:08:53,052 --> 00:08:57,386
  803. And I knew that,
  804. but how could she go that far?
  805.  
  806. 193
  807. 00:08:57,423 --> 00:09:00,688
  808. Come here. Come here, little girl.
  809.  
  810. 194
  811. 00:09:00,727 --> 00:09:03,025
  812. Little girl.
  813.  
  814. 195
  815. 00:09:03,062 --> 00:09:06,725
  816. And then to just cancel
  817. Negro Day like that.
  818.  
  819. 196
  820. 00:09:06,766 --> 00:09:09,633
  821. Just to make sure that
  822. nobody who's different...
  823.  
  824. 197
  825. 00:09:09,669 --> 00:09:11,830
  826. or who's black or Chinese...
  827.  
  828. 198
  829. 00:09:11,871 --> 00:09:14,499
  830. or maybe who needs to lose a few pounds.
  831.  
  832. 199
  833. 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:16,508
  834. What are you talking? Stop it.
  835.  
  836. 200
  837. 00:09:16,542 --> 00:09:19,204
  838. What are you talking?
  839.  
  840. 201
  841. 00:09:19,245 --> 00:09:21,475
  842. I think I've been in a bubble or something.
  843.  
  844. 202
  845. 00:09:21,514 --> 00:09:25,211
  846. Thinking that fairness
  847. was just going to happen.
  848.  
  849. 203
  850. 00:09:25,251 --> 00:09:26,775
  851. It's not.
  852.  
  853. 204
  854. 00:09:26,819 --> 00:09:30,050
  855. I think people like me
  856. are gonna have to get up...
  857.  
  858. 205
  859. 00:09:30,089 --> 00:09:34,423
  860. off their father's laps and go
  861. out there and fight for it.
  862.  
  863. 206
  864. 00:09:41,934 --> 00:09:44,368
  865. Ahh. Your mother and I...
  866.  
  867. 207
  868. 00:09:44,404 --> 00:09:46,736
  869. We don't see too far
  870. past our front door.
  871.  
  872. 208
  873. 00:09:46,773 --> 00:09:50,334
  874. But you... see all the way to Schenectady.
  875.  
  876. 209
  877. 00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:54,244
  878. So, if there's something
  879. you need to stand up for...
  880.  
  881. 210
  882. 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,807
  883. don't ya listen to old dogs like us.
  884.  
  885. 211
  886. 00:09:57,850 --> 00:10:01,081
  887. We need to learn some new tricks...
  888.  
  889. 212
  890. 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:02,519
  891. from you.
  892.  
  893. 213
  894. 00:10:02,555 --> 00:10:05,422
  895. You don't need new tricks, Dad.
  896.  
  897. 214
  898. 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:07,392
  899. You need Mom.
  900.  
  901. 215
  902. 00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:15,764
  903. She changed the locks.
  904.  
  905. 216
  906. 00:10:21,541 --> 00:10:23,065
  907. Oh.
  908.  
  909. 217
  910. 00:10:27,313 --> 00:10:28,974
  911. Good night, Daddy.
  912.  
  913. 218
  914. 00:10:37,657 --> 00:10:41,149
  915. Aw, wow.
  916.  
  917. 219
  918. 00:10:41,194 --> 00:10:42,991
  919. Come on, baby.
  920.  
  921. 220
  922. 00:10:47,366 --> 00:10:49,129
  923. Honey, took me 5 years...
  924.  
  925. 221
  926. 00:10:49,168 --> 00:10:51,329
  927. to figure out you were flirting.
  928.  
  929. 222
  930. 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:53,668
  931. How could I ever?
  932.  
  933. 223
  934. 00:10:55,341 --> 00:10:57,673
  935. Well, she is very glamorous.
  936.  
  937. 224
  938. 00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:00,076
  939. Edna.
  940.  
  941. 225
  942. 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:07,313
  943. She just makes me feel old.
  944.  
  945. 226
  946. 00:11:07,353 --> 00:11:08,843
  947. Nonsense.
  948.  
  949. 227
  950. 00:11:08,888 --> 00:11:10,719
  951. Doll!
  952.  
  953. 228
  954. 00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:12,690
  955. You're spry as a Slinky.
  956.  
  957. 229
  958. 00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:17,091
  959. I'm not talkin' to you.
  960.  
  961. 230
  962. 00:11:17,129 --> 00:11:21,498
  963. # Styles keep a-changin',
  964. the world's rearrangin' #
  965.  
  966. 231
  967. 00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:25,664
  968. # But, Edna,
  969. you're timeless to me #
  970.  
  971. 232
  972. 00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:29,334
  973. # Hemlines are shorter,
  974. a beer costs a quarter #
  975.  
  976. 233
  977. 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:34,506
  978. # But time cannot take what comes free #
  979.  
  980. 234
  981. 00:11:34,547 --> 00:11:37,846
  982. # You're like a stinky old cheese, babe #
  983.  
  984. 235
  985. 00:11:37,884 --> 00:11:42,514
  986. # Just gettin' riper with age #
  987.  
  988. 236
  989. 00:11:42,555 --> 00:11:45,023
  990. # You're like a fatal disease, babe #
  991.  
  992. 237
  993. 00:11:45,057 --> 00:11:46,319
  994. What?
  995.  
  996. 238
  997. 00:11:46,359 --> 00:11:50,193
  998. # But there's no cure,
  999. so let this fever rage #
  1000.  
  1001. 239
  1002. 00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:54,222
  1003. # Some folks can't stand it,
  1004. say time is a bandit #
  1005.  
  1006. 240
  1007. 00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:58,033
  1008. # But I take the opposite view #
  1009.  
  1010. 241
  1011. 00:11:58,070 --> 00:12:00,664
  1012. # 'Cause when I need a lift #
  1013.  
  1014. 242
  1015. 00:12:00,706 --> 00:12:02,469
  1016. # Time brings a gift #
  1017.  
  1018. 243
  1019. 00:12:02,508 --> 00:12:06,569
  1020. # Another day with you #
  1021.  
  1022. 244
  1023. 00:12:06,612 --> 00:12:08,375
  1024. # A twist or a waltz #
  1025.  
  1026. 245
  1027. 00:12:08,414 --> 00:12:10,541
  1028. # It's all the same schmaltz #
  1029.  
  1030. 246
  1031. 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:14,212
  1032. # With just a change in the scenery #
  1033.  
  1034. 247
  1035. 00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:16,585
  1036. # You'll never be old hat #
  1037.  
  1038. 248
  1039. 00:12:16,622 --> 00:12:17,611
  1040. # That's that #
  1041.  
  1042. 249
  1043. 00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:20,592
  1044. # You're timeless to me #
  1045.  
  1046. 250
  1047. 00:12:23,262 --> 00:12:25,059
  1048. # Fads keep a-fadin' #
  1049.  
  1050. 251
  1051. 00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:27,258
  1052. # Castro's invadin' #
  1053.  
  1054. 252
  1055. 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:31,168
  1056. # But, Wilbur,
  1057. you're timeless to me #
  1058.  
  1059. 253
  1060. 00:12:31,203 --> 00:12:32,898
  1061. # Hairdos are higher #
  1062.  
  1063. 254
  1064. 00:12:32,939 --> 00:12:35,066
  1065. # Mine feels like barbed wire #
  1066.  
  1067. 255
  1068. 00:12:35,107 --> 00:12:39,305
  1069. # But you say I'm chic as can be #
  1070.  
  1071. 256
  1072. 00:12:39,345 --> 00:12:42,439
  1073. # You're like a rare vintage ripple #
  1074.  
  1075. 257
  1076. 00:12:42,481 --> 00:12:43,539
  1077. Thank you.
  1078.  
  1079. 258
  1080. 00:12:43,583 --> 00:12:47,576
  1081. # A vintage they'll never forget #
  1082.  
  1083. 259
  1084. 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:51,181
  1085. # So pour me a teeny-weeny triple #
  1086.  
  1087. 260
  1088. 00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:52,747
  1089. Any time!
  1090.  
  1091. 261
  1092. 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:55,090
  1093. # And we can toast the fact
  1094. we ain't dead yet #
  1095.  
  1096. 262
  1097. 00:12:55,127 --> 00:12:56,094
  1098. What?
  1099.  
  1100. 263
  1101. 00:12:56,128 --> 00:12:57,755
  1102. # I can't stop eating #
  1103.  
  1104. 264
  1105. 00:12:57,797 --> 00:12:59,492
  1106. # Your hairline's receding #
  1107.  
  1108. 265
  1109. 00:12:59,532 --> 00:13:00,658
  1110. Hey.
  1111.  
  1112. 266
  1113. 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,759
  1114. # And soon
  1115. you'll have nothing at all #
  1116.  
  1117. 267
  1118. 00:13:02,802 --> 00:13:04,064
  1119. Never.
  1120.  
  1121. 268
  1122. 00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:06,333
  1123. # So you'll wear a wig #
  1124.  
  1125. 269
  1126. 00:13:06,372 --> 00:13:07,896
  1127. # While I roast a pig #
  1128.  
  1129. 270
  1130. 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:10,807
  1131. # Hey! Pass that Geritol #
  1132.  
  1133. 271
  1134. 00:13:10,843 --> 00:13:12,105
  1135. I love pig.
  1136.  
  1137. 272
  1138. 00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:14,237
  1139. # Glenn Miller had brass #
  1140.  
  1141. 273
  1142. 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,305
  1143. # That Chubby Checker's a gas #
  1144.  
  1145. 274
  1146. 00:13:16,349 --> 00:13:19,944
  1147. # But they all pass eventually #
  1148.  
  1149. 275
  1150. 00:13:19,986 --> 00:13:23,285
  1151. # You'll never be passé, hip-hooray #
  1152.  
  1153. 276
  1154. 00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:26,485
  1155. # You're timeless to me #
  1156.  
  1157. 277
  1158. 00:13:37,903 --> 00:13:39,996
  1159. Heh heh heh!
  1160.  
  1161. 278
  1162. 00:13:48,381 --> 00:13:49,678
  1163. Grrr!
  1164.  
  1165. 279
  1166. 00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:21,511
  1167. # You're like a broken-down Chevy #
  1168.  
  1169. 280
  1170. 00:14:21,547 --> 00:14:25,540
  1171. # All I need is a fresh coat of paint #
  1172.  
  1173. 281
  1174. 00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:29,987
  1175. # And, Edna, ya got me
  1176. goin' hot and heavy #
  1177.  
  1178. 282
  1179. 00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:31,819
  1180. # You're fat and old #
  1181.  
  1182. 283
  1183. 00:14:31,857 --> 00:14:34,519
  1184. - What?
  1185. - # But, baby, boring you ain't #
  1186.  
  1187. 284
  1188. 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,425
  1189. # Some folks don't get it #
  1190.  
  1191. 285
  1192. 00:14:36,462 --> 00:14:38,453
  1193. # But we never fret it #
  1194.  
  1195. 286
  1196. 00:14:38,497 --> 00:14:42,024
  1197. # 'Cause we know
  1198. that time is our friend #
  1199.  
  1200. 287
  1201. 00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:44,366
  1202. # Yeah, it's plain to see #
  1203.  
  1204. 288
  1205. 00:14:44,403 --> 00:14:46,633
  1206. # That you're stuck with me #
  1207.  
  1208. 289
  1209. 00:14:46,672 --> 00:14:50,608
  1210. # Until the bitter end #
  1211.  
  1212. 290
  1213. 00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:54,545
  1214. # And we got a kid who's blowin' the lid #
  1215.  
  1216. 291
  1217. 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:58,038
  1218. # Off the Turnblad family tree #
  1219.  
  1220. 292
  1221. 00:14:58,084 --> 00:15:00,450
  1222. # You'll always hit the spot #
  1223.  
  1224. 293
  1225. 00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:02,113
  1226. # Big shot #
  1227.  
  1228. 294
  1229. 00:15:02,154 --> 00:15:04,782
  1230. # You're timeless to me #
  1231.  
  1232. 295
  1233. 00:15:06,425 --> 00:15:10,384
  1234. # You'll always be du jour, mon amour #
  1235.  
  1236. 296
  1237. 00:15:10,429 --> 00:15:12,897
  1238. # You're timeless to me #
  1239.  
  1240. 297
  1241. 00:15:17,937 --> 00:15:22,374
  1242. # You'll always be first string #
  1243.  
  1244. 298
  1245. 00:15:22,408 --> 00:15:25,673
  1246. # Ring-a-ding-ding #
  1247.  
  1248. 299
  1249. 00:15:25,711 --> 00:15:38,719
  1250. # You're timeless to me #
  1251.  
  1252. 300
  1253. 00:15:40,459 --> 00:15:43,758
  1254. # You're timeless #
  1255.  
  1256. 301
  1257. 00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:52,932
  1258. # To me #
  1259.  
  1260. 302
  1261. 00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:54,303
  1262. Oh, Wilbur.
  1263.  
  1264. 303
  1265. 00:15:59,578 --> 00:16:01,375
  1266. Tracy.
  1267.  
  1268. 304
  1269. 00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,812
  1270. Wake up, hon.
  1271.  
  1272. 305
  1273. 00:16:02,848 --> 00:16:06,284
  1274. Wake up. Everything's good again.
  1275.  
  1276. 306
  1277. 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,318
  1278. Wilbur! Wilbur!
  1279.  
  1280. 307
  1281. 00:16:10,356 --> 00:16:11,482
  1282. Uhh!
  1283.  
  1284. 308
  1285. 00:16:12,825 --> 00:16:16,283
  1286. Seaweed, help pass
  1287. those signs out.
  1288.  
  1289. 309
  1290. 00:16:16,328 --> 00:16:17,795
  1291. Give her one.
  1292.  
  1293. 310
  1294. 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:19,627
  1295. Hey, Jackie, we're over here.
  1296.  
  1297. 311
  1298. 00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:22,327
  1299. Aw, you
  1300. lookin' good, Gertrude.
  1301.  
  1302. 312
  1303. 00:16:22,368 --> 00:16:24,336
  1304. C'mon, y'all.
  1305. Here we go now.
  1306.  
  1307. 313
  1308. 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:28,199
  1309. Tracy!
  1310.  
  1311. 314
  1312. 00:16:30,009 --> 00:16:32,136
  1313. You're gonna pay a heavy price.
  1314.  
  1315. 315
  1316. 00:16:32,178 --> 00:16:33,509
  1317. I know.
  1318.  
  1319. 316
  1320. 00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:35,446
  1321. You'll never dance on Tv again.
  1322.  
  1323. 317
  1324. 00:16:35,481 --> 00:16:37,779
  1325. If I can't dance
  1326. with Seaweed and Little Inez...
  1327.  
  1328. 318
  1329. 00:16:37,817 --> 00:16:40,285
  1330. then I don't wanna dance on Tv at all.
  1331.  
  1332. 319
  1333. 00:16:40,319 --> 00:16:43,652
  1334. I just want tomorrow to be better.
  1335.  
  1336. 320
  1337. 00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:47,125
  1338. # There's a light #
  1339.  
  1340. 321
  1341. 00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:51,858
  1342. # In the darkness #
  1343.  
  1344. 322
  1345. 00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:59,360
  1346. # Though the night
  1347. is black as my skin #
  1348.  
  1349. 323
  1350. 00:16:59,405 --> 00:17:04,638
  1351. # There's a light burnin' bright #
  1352.  
  1353. 324
  1354. 00:17:04,677 --> 00:17:08,511
  1355. # Showing me the way #
  1356.  
  1357. 325
  1358. 00:17:10,716 --> 00:17:15,380
  1359. # But I know where I've been #
  1360.  
  1361. 326
  1362. 00:17:16,555 --> 00:17:20,855
  1363. # There's a cry #
  1364.  
  1365. 327
  1366. 00:17:20,893 --> 00:17:24,226
  1367. # In the distance #
  1368.  
  1369. 328
  1370. 00:17:24,263 --> 00:17:30,998
  1371. # It's a voice that comes
  1372. from deep within #
  1373.  
  1374. 329
  1375. 00:17:31,036 --> 00:17:33,527
  1376. # Hey, yeah #
  1377.  
  1378. 330
  1379. 00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:37,201
  1380. # There's a cry askin' why #
  1381.  
  1382. 331
  1383. 00:17:37,243 --> 00:17:41,577
  1384. # I pray the answer's up ahead #
  1385.  
  1386. 332
  1387. 00:17:43,749 --> 00:17:49,517
  1388. # 'Cause I know where I've been #
  1389.  
  1390. 333
  1391. 00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:57,960
  1392. # There's a road #
  1393.  
  1394. 334
  1395. 00:17:57,997 --> 00:18:02,161
  1396. # We been travelin' #
  1397.  
  1398. 335
  1399. 00:18:02,201 --> 00:18:06,399
  1400. # Lost so many #
  1401.  
  1402. 336
  1403. 00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:09,100
  1404. # On the way #
  1405.  
  1406. 337
  1407. 00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:18,478
  1408. # But the riches will be plenty #
  1409.  
  1410. 338
  1411. 00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:21,145
  1412. # Worth the price #
  1413.  
  1414. 339
  1415. 00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:27,091
  1416. # The price we had to pay #
  1417.  
  1418. 340
  1419. 00:18:27,126 --> 00:18:31,085
  1420. # There's a dream #
  1421.  
  1422. 341
  1423. 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:35,066
  1424. - # In the future #
  1425. - # Ooh-ooh #
  1426.  
  1427. 342
  1428. 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,694
  1429. # There's a struggle #
  1430.  
  1431. 343
  1432. 00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:41,866
  1433. # That we have yet to win #
  1434.  
  1435. 344
  1436. 00:18:43,642 --> 00:18:47,601
  1437. # And there's pride in my heart #
  1438.  
  1439. 345
  1440. 00:18:47,646 --> 00:18:52,276
  1441. # 'Cause I know where I'm goin' #
  1442.  
  1443. 346
  1444. 00:18:52,318 --> 00:18:54,286
  1445. # Yes, I do #
  1446.  
  1447. 347
  1448. 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:59,451
  1449. # And I know where I've been #
  1450.  
  1451. 348
  1452. 00:18:59,491 --> 00:19:00,458
  1453. # Yeah #
  1454.  
  1455. 349
  1456. 00:19:00,492 --> 00:19:04,053
  1457. # There's a road #
  1458.  
  1459. 350
  1460. 00:19:04,096 --> 00:19:08,459
  1461. # We must travel #
  1462.  
  1463. 351
  1464. 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,627
  1465. # There's a promise #
  1466.  
  1467. 352
  1468. 00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:12,967
  1469. # There is a promise #
  1470.  
  1471. 353
  1472. 00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:14,370
  1473. # We must make #
  1474.  
  1475. 354
  1476. 00:19:14,406 --> 00:19:16,636
  1477. # That we must make #
  1478.  
  1479. 355
  1480. 00:19:16,675 --> 00:19:18,643
  1481. # But the riches #
  1482.  
  1483. 356
  1484. 00:19:18,677 --> 00:19:20,872
  1485. # Oh, but the riches #
  1486.  
  1487. 357
  1488. 00:19:20,913 --> 00:19:21,971
  1489. # Will be plenty #
  1490.  
  1491. 358
  1492. 00:19:22,014 --> 00:19:24,983
  1493. # The riches will be plenty, yeah #
  1494.  
  1495. 359
  1496. 00:19:25,017 --> 00:19:27,144
  1497. # Worth the risk #
  1498.  
  1499. 360
  1500. 00:19:27,186 --> 00:19:29,313
  1501. # And the chances that we take #
  1502.  
  1503. 361
  1504. 00:19:29,355 --> 00:19:33,314
  1505. # And the chances we take #
  1506.  
  1507. 362
  1508. 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,089
  1509. # There's a dream #
  1510.  
  1511. 363
  1512. 00:19:36,128 --> 00:19:41,998
  1513. # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future #
  1514.  
  1515. 364
  1516. 00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:43,331
  1517. # There's a struggle #
  1518.  
  1519. 365
  1520. 00:19:43,369 --> 00:19:44,336
  1521. # Struggle #
  1522.  
  1523. 366
  1524. 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:47,100
  1525. # That we have yet to win #
  1526.  
  1527. 367
  1528. 00:19:47,139 --> 00:19:49,835
  1529. # We have yet to win #
  1530.  
  1531. 368
  1532. 00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,672
  1533. # Use that pride #
  1534.  
  1535. 369
  1536. 00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:52,677
  1537. # Pride #
  1538.  
  1539. 370
  1540. 00:19:52,711 --> 00:19:54,679
  1541. # In our hearts #
  1542.  
  1543. 371
  1544. 00:19:54,713 --> 00:19:55,680
  1545. # To lift us up #
  1546.  
  1547. 372
  1548. 00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:56,681
  1549. # Lift us up #
  1550.  
  1551. 373
  1552. 00:19:56,715 --> 00:19:58,774
  1553. # Until tomorrow #
  1554.  
  1555. 374
  1556. 00:19:58,817 --> 00:20:00,011
  1557. # Oooh #
  1558.  
  1559. 375
  1560. 00:20:00,052 --> 00:20:05,649
  1561. # 'Cause just to sit
  1562. still would be a sin #
  1563.  
  1564. 376
  1565. 00:20:05,691 --> 00:20:09,354
  1566. # I know it, I know it,
  1567. I know where I'm goin' #
  1568.  
  1569. 377
  1570. 00:20:09,395 --> 00:20:17,530
  1571. # Lord knows I know #
  1572.  
  1573. 378
  1574. 00:20:17,569 --> 00:20:21,869
  1575. # Where I've been #
  1576.  
  1577. 379
  1578. 00:20:21,907 --> 00:20:23,875
  1579. # Oh, when we win #
  1580.  
  1581. 380
  1582. 00:20:23,909 --> 00:20:27,538
  1583. # Yeah, I'll give thanks to my God #
  1584.  
  1585. 381
  1586. 00:20:27,579 --> 00:20:32,380
  1587. # 'Cause I know where I've been #
  1588.  
  1589. 382
  1590. 00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:37,549
  1591. # Yeah, yeah, yeah #
  1592.  
  1593. 383
  1594. 00:20:37,589 --> 00:20:39,887
  1595. Oh, yeah, amen!
  1596.  
  1597. 384
  1598. 00:20:39,925 --> 00:20:40,892
  1599. Amen, amen!
  1600.  
  1601. 385
  1602. 00:20:40,926 --> 00:20:42,120
  1603. That's right.
  1604.  
  1605. 386
  1606. 00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:45,130
  1607. Tracy, hon, you don't
  1608. know what you're doing.
  1609.  
  1610. 387
  1611. 00:20:45,164 --> 00:20:46,654
  1612. Yes, I do, Ma.
  1613.  
  1614. 388
  1615. 00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:47,687
  1616. Hello, Miss Maybelle.
  1617.  
  1618. 389
  1619. 00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:48,722
  1620. Well, good evening, Miss Edna.
  1621.  
  1622. 390
  1623. 00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:49,825
  1624. Nice-a you to join us.
  1625.  
  1626. 391
  1627. 00:20:49,868 --> 00:20:51,062
  1628. She's got a lovely turnout.
  1629.  
  1630. 392
  1631. 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:52,798
  1632. Now I really think they
  1633. don't need you anymore.
  1634.  
  1635. 393
  1636. 00:20:52,838 --> 00:20:53,998
  1637. You come home with me.
  1638.  
  1639. 394
  1640. 00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:56,633
  1641. Oh.
  1642.  
  1643. 395
  1644. 00:20:56,675 --> 00:20:58,905
  1645. No, we are not sending a camera crew.
  1646.  
  1647. 396
  1648. 00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:02,277
  1649. They're protesting
  1650. our own station, dimwit.
  1651.  
  1652. 397
  1653. 00:21:03,449 --> 00:21:05,110
  1654. Why is Channel Five there?
  1655.  
  1656. 398
  1657. 00:21:06,452 --> 00:21:08,920
  1658. Well, of course they're all Negroes.
  1659.  
  1660. 399
  1661. 00:21:08,954 --> 00:21:10,387
  1662. And why would-?
  1663.  
  1664. 400
  1665. 00:21:10,422 --> 00:21:13,585
  1666. Ahh! Ohh.
  1667.  
  1668. 401
  1669. 00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:14,956
  1670. I know who would.
  1671.  
  1672. 402
  1673. 00:21:14,993 --> 00:21:17,086
  1674. Oh, I know exactly who would.
  1675.  
  1676. 403
  1677. 00:21:17,129 --> 00:21:19,097
  1678. 2, 4, 6, 8!
  1679.  
  1680. 404
  1681. 00:21:19,131 --> 00:21:21,156
  1682. Tv's got to integrate!
  1683.  
  1684. 405
  1685. 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,000
  1686. 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!
  1687.  
  1688. 406
  1689. 00:21:25,037 --> 00:21:26,004
  1690. 2, 4, 6, 8!
  1691.  
  1692. 407
  1693. 00:21:26,038 --> 00:21:27,437
  1694. Oh, my God, no!
  1695.  
  1696. 408
  1697. 00:21:27,473 --> 00:21:28,599
  1698. Tv's got to integrate!
  1699.  
  1700. 409
  1701. 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,732
  1702. - No!
  1703. - Ma, come on.
  1704.  
  1705. 410
  1706. 00:21:29,775 --> 00:21:30,901
  1707. The sound's not working.
  1708.  
  1709. 411
  1710. 00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:32,137
  1711. You knew there'd be police.
  1712.  
  1713. 412
  1714. 00:21:32,177 --> 00:21:34,805
  1715. - But I didn't know there'd be cameras.
  1716. - So?
  1717.  
  1718. 413
  1719. 00:21:34,847 --> 00:21:37,315
  1720. Oh, I cannot be seen on television
  1721. at this present weight.
  1722.  
  1723. 414
  1724. 00:21:37,349 --> 00:21:38,816
  1725. 2, 4, 6, 8!
  1726.  
  1727. 415
  1728. 00:21:38,851 --> 00:21:40,751
  1729. Tv's got to integrate!
  1730.  
  1731. 416
  1732. 00:21:40,786 --> 00:21:42,617
  1733. 2, 4, 6, 8!
  1734.  
  1735. 417
  1736. 00:21:42,654 --> 00:21:44,747
  1737. Tv's got to integrate!
  1738.  
  1739. 418
  1740. 00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,587
  1741. 2, 4, 6, 8!
  1742.  
  1743. 419
  1744. 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:47,592
  1745. Tv's got to integrate!
  1746.  
  1747. 420
  1748. 00:21:47,626 --> 00:21:48,820
  1749. Excuse me.
  1750.  
  1751. 421
  1752. 00:21:48,861 --> 00:21:51,022
  1753. Is there some reason
  1754. we can't pass by peacefully?
  1755.  
  1756. 422
  1757. 00:21:51,063 --> 00:21:53,395
  1758. I strongly suggest you
  1759. and your little friends...
  1760.  
  1761. 423
  1762. 00:21:53,432 --> 00:21:56,162
  1763. head back to where you come from.
  1764.  
  1765. 424
  1766. 00:21:56,201 --> 00:21:57,327
  1767. Hey, you don't have to be so rude.
  1768.  
  1769. 425
  1770. 00:21:57,369 --> 00:21:58,427
  1771. Tracy!
  1772.  
  1773. 426
  1774. 00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:00,461
  1775. It's all right, Tracy.
  1776. I can handle this.
  1777.  
  1778. 427
  1779. 00:22:00,506 --> 00:22:02,474
  1780. 'Scuse me. She was talking to you.
  1781.  
  1782. 428
  1783. 00:22:02,508 --> 00:22:04,305
  1784. - Oh, Tracy!
  1785. - Oh!
  1786.  
  1787. 429
  1788. 00:22:04,343 --> 00:22:06,140
  1789. Tracy, no.
  1790.  
  1791. 430
  1792. 00:22:06,178 --> 00:22:08,112
  1793. You just assaulted a police officer, miss.
  1794.  
  1795. 431
  1796. 00:22:08,147 --> 00:22:10,172
  1797. - No!
  1798. - I what?!
  1799.  
  1800. 432
  1801. 00:22:10,215 --> 00:22:11,182
  1802. Assaulted?!
  1803.  
  1804. 433
  1805. 00:22:11,216 --> 00:22:13,844
  1806. Enough! Hey!
  1807.  
  1808. 434
  1809. 00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:17,148
  1810. All right, boys.
  1811.  
  1812. 435
  1813. 00:22:17,189 --> 00:22:19,350
  1814. Let's take the whole lot in.
  1815.  
  1816. 436
  1817. 00:22:19,391 --> 00:22:21,325
  1818. - No!
  1819. - Run, Tracy! Run!
  1820.  
  1821. 437
  1822. 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,989
  1823. 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!
  1824.  
  1825. 438
  1826. 00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:28,158
  1827. 2, 4, 6, 8!
  1828. Tv's got to integrate!
  1829.  
  1830. 439
  1831. 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,328
  1832. 2, 4, 6, 8! Tv's got to integrate!
  1833.  
  1834. 440
  1835. 00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:34,362
  1836. 2, 4, 6, 8!
  1837. Tv's got to integrate!
  1838.  
  1839. 441
  1840. 00:22:34,406 --> 00:22:36,874
  1841. And our cameras also
  1842. caught Tracy Turnblad...
  1843.  
  1844. 442
  1845. 00:22:36,909 --> 00:22:40,003
  1846. the teenage Tv personality
  1847. and rabble-rouser.
  1848.  
  1849. 443
  1850. 00:22:40,045 --> 00:22:41,842
  1851. Miss Turnblad brutally
  1852. attacked a sergeant...
  1853.  
  1854. 444
  1855. 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,404
  1856. with a blunt instrument
  1857. before fleeing the scene...
  1858.  
  1859. 445
  1860. 00:22:43,448 --> 00:22:46,178
  1861. You see? You see?
  1862.  
  1863. 446
  1864. 00:22:46,218 --> 00:22:48,277
  1865. If I let you leave the house...
  1866.  
  1867. 447
  1868. 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,845
  1869. right now you'd be in prison
  1870. fighting whores for cigarettes.
  1871.  
  1872. 448
  1873. 00:22:50,889 --> 00:22:53,187
  1874. That Tracy Turnblad always
  1875. was a bad influence.
  1876.  
  1877. 449
  1878. 00:22:53,225 --> 00:22:56,626
  1879. Well, you are never, ever gonna see that
  1880. beehived harlot again.
  1881.  
  1882. 450
  1883. 00:22:56,662 --> 00:22:58,562
  1884. OK, Mother. Excuse me.
  1885.  
  1886. 451
  1887. 00:22:58,597 --> 00:22:59,689
  1888. Penny?
  1889.  
  1890. 452
  1891. 00:22:59,731 --> 00:23:01,460
  1892. Pray for her.
  1893.  
  1894. 453
  1895. 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,128
  1896. She's gonna need it.
  1897.  
  1898. 454
  1899. 00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:07,267
  1900. Tracy! Tracy!
  1901.  
  1902. 455
  1903. 00:23:07,306 --> 00:23:10,173
  1904. She's not here, I told you.
  1905.  
  1906. 456
  1907. 00:23:10,209 --> 00:23:11,870
  1908. Hon, she knows...
  1909.  
  1910. 457
  1911. 00:23:11,910 --> 00:23:13,343
  1912. if the cops are lookin' for her...
  1913.  
  1914. 458
  1915. 00:23:13,378 --> 00:23:15,744
  1916. this is the first place they'll come.
  1917.  
  1918. 459
  1919. 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:21,219
  1920. What this must-a put you through, Wilbur.
  1921.  
  1922. 460
  1923. 00:23:21,253 --> 00:23:22,686
  1924. I'm so sorry.
  1925.  
  1926. 461
  1927. 00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:23,710
  1928. I'm not.
  1929.  
  1930. 462
  1931. 00:23:23,755 --> 00:23:24,722
  1932. You're not?
  1933.  
  1934. 463
  1935. 00:23:24,756 --> 00:23:25,723
  1936. I'm proud-a you.
  1937.  
  1938. 464
  1939. 00:23:25,757 --> 00:23:26,883
  1940. You are?
  1941.  
  1942. 465
  1943. 00:23:26,925 --> 00:23:29,587
  1944. Baby, somebody had to do somethin'.
  1945.  
  1946. 466
  1947. 00:23:29,628 --> 00:23:33,564
  1948. 'Course, we may be eating beans
  1949. for the next 10 years.
  1950.  
  1951. 467
  1952. 00:23:34,766 --> 00:23:36,427
  1953. Bail for 20's kind of pricey.
  1954.  
  1955. 468
  1956. 00:23:36,468 --> 00:23:38,402
  1957. You bailed all those people out?
  1958.  
  1959. 469
  1960. 00:23:38,437 --> 00:23:39,904
  1961. Ya upset with me?
  1962.  
  1963. 470
  1964. 00:23:39,938 --> 00:23:41,064
  1965. I'm sorry.
  1966.  
  1967. 471
  1968. 00:23:41,106 --> 00:23:43,870
  1969. Hon, it just seemed like the right thing.
  1970.  
  1971. 472
  1972. 00:23:43,909 --> 00:23:46,969
  1973. Oh, Wilbur, it was the right thing.
  1974.  
  1975. 473
  1976. 00:23:48,113 --> 00:23:51,981
  1977. Knights in armor
  1978. don't come any shinier than you.
  1979.  
  1980. 474
  1981. 00:23:52,017 --> 00:23:53,985
  1982. But where's our little girl?
  1983.  
  1984. 475
  1985. 00:23:56,755 --> 00:23:58,086
  1986. Are you OK, Trace?
  1987.  
  1988. 476
  1989. 00:23:58,123 --> 00:23:59,954
  1990. Oh, you have no idea.
  1991.  
  1992. 477
  1993. 00:24:01,159 --> 00:24:02,251
  1994. Come on.
  1995.  
  1996. 478
  1997. 00:24:02,294 --> 00:24:03,261
  1998. Thank you so much.
  1999.  
  2000. 479
  2001. 00:24:03,295 --> 00:24:05,092
  2002. You're such a great friend.
  2003.  
  2004. 480
  2005. 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:06,927
  2006. Thanks.
  2007.  
  2008. 481
  2009. 00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:09,433
  2010. Penny, the cops are looking for me
  2011. everywhere.
  2012.  
  2013. 482
  2014. 00:24:09,468 --> 00:24:11,402
  2015. You could go to jail for helping me.
  2016.  
  2017. 483
  2018. 00:24:11,436 --> 00:24:14,064
  2019. Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on.
  2020.  
  2021. 484
  2022. 00:24:16,775 --> 00:24:17,764
  2023. Oh, no.
  2024.  
  2025. 485
  2026. 00:24:17,809 --> 00:24:19,276
  2027. - What?
  2028. - Your hair deflated.
  2029.  
  2030. 486
  2031. 00:24:19,311 --> 00:24:20,608
  2032. Oh, let it.
  2033.  
  2034. 487
  2035. 00:24:20,646 --> 00:24:23,274
  2036. It was just a symbol
  2037. of my conformity to the man.
  2038.  
  2039. 488
  2040. 00:24:23,315 --> 00:24:24,475
  2041. You are so tough.
  2042.  
  2043. 489
  2044. 00:24:24,516 --> 00:24:26,484
  2045. So, what do ya think?
  2046.  
  2047. 490
  2048. 00:24:26,518 --> 00:24:28,008
  2049. Maybe you could live down here.
  2050.  
  2051. 491
  2052. 00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:30,180
  2053. I don't even know why we
  2054. have this room down here...
  2055.  
  2056. 492
  2057. 00:24:30,222 --> 00:24:31,814
  2058. but there's food, water...
  2059.  
  2060. 493
  2061. 00:24:31,857 --> 00:24:35,588
  2062. first aid kit, gas mask,
  2063. Russian-language books.
  2064.  
  2065. 494
  2066. 00:24:35,627 --> 00:24:37,117
  2067. It's very well-insulated.
  2068.  
  2069. 495
  2070. 00:24:37,162 --> 00:24:38,857
  2071. It won't be where you're going.
  2072.  
  2073. 496
  2074. 00:24:38,897 --> 00:24:40,455
  2075. The police are on their way.
  2076.  
  2077. 497
  2078. 00:24:40,499 --> 00:24:42,296
  2079. Mom, please don't send my best friend
  2080. to the big house.
  2081.  
  2082. 498
  2083. 00:24:42,334 --> 00:24:43,631
  2084. Penny, hush.
  2085.  
  2086. 499
  2087. 00:24:43,669 --> 00:24:45,569
  2088. You haven't heard the last
  2089. of me, Mrs. Pingleton.
  2090.  
  2091. 500
  2092. 00:24:45,604 --> 00:24:46,764
  2093. Things need to change...
  2094.  
  2095. 501
  2096. 00:24:46,805 --> 00:24:48,830
  2097. and I won't stop tryin' to change them.
  2098.  
  2099. 502
  2100. 00:24:48,874 --> 00:24:50,307
  2101. I don't care how long it takes.
  2102.  
  2103. 503
  2104. 00:24:50,342 --> 00:24:52,310
  2105. Good, you'll be waiting 20 to life.
  2106.  
  2107. 504
  2108. 00:24:52,344 --> 00:24:53,470
  2109. Get the jump rope, Penny.
  2110.  
  2111. 505
  2112. 00:24:53,512 --> 00:24:54,809
  2113. Mom, not the jump rope!
  2114.  
  2115. 506
  2116. 00:24:54,846 --> 00:24:56,336
  2117. Don't you touch my canned tuna.
  2118.  
  2119. 507
  2120. 00:24:57,482 --> 00:25:00,007
  2121. You wait till your father
  2122. gets out of prison.
  2123.  
  2124. 508
  2125. 00:25:00,052 --> 00:25:02,452
  2126. You'll see more than a jump rope, missy!
  2127.  
  2128. 509
  2129. 00:25:02,487 --> 00:25:05,786
  2130. A massive manhunt is
  2131. underway for Miss Turnblad...
  2132.  
  2133. 510
  2134. 00:25:05,824 --> 00:25:08,850
  2135. who bludgeoned sergeant and
  2136. decorated Korean war veteran...
  2137.  
  2138. 511
  2139. 00:25:08,894 --> 00:25:11,488
  2140. Mike Morris with a crowbar,
  2141. shattering his jaw...
  2142.  
  2143. 512
  2144. 00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:13,157
  2145. That is a lie.
  2146.  
  2147. 513
  2148. 00:25:13,198 --> 00:25:15,928
  2149. They're talkin' about our baby, Wilbur.
  2150.  
  2151. 514
  2152. 00:25:15,967 --> 00:25:17,161
  2153. They're tellin' lies.
  2154.  
  2155. 515
  2156. 00:25:17,202 --> 00:25:18,499
  2157. Sergeant Morris is in critical condition.
  2158.  
  2159. 516
  2160. 00:25:18,537 --> 00:25:20,004
  2161. This is such a Midol moment.
  2162.  
  2163. 517
  2164. 00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:23,667
  2165. Wilbur, that-Oh! Maybe that's her.
  2166. Oh, that's her.
  2167.  
  2168. 518
  2169. 00:25:23,709 --> 00:25:26,200
  2170. Is that you, Tracy?
  2171.  
  2172. 519
  2173. 00:25:27,379 --> 00:25:29,677
  2174. Oh, Link. I thought you'd be Tracy.
  2175.  
  2176. 520
  2177. 00:25:29,715 --> 00:25:31,683
  2178. Uh, no. L-I was just at home, uh...
  2179.  
  2180. 521
  2181. 00:25:31,717 --> 00:25:33,480
  2182. practicing my new twist on the twist...
  2183.  
  2184. 522
  2185. 00:25:33,518 --> 00:25:35,543
  2186. and I overheard it on the news.
  2187.  
  2188. 523
  2189. 00:25:35,587 --> 00:25:38,852
  2190. I can't believe Tracy savagely bludgeoned
  2191. an Eagle Scout.
  2192.  
  2193. 524
  2194. 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:40,482
  2195. That's just not like her.
  2196.  
  2197. 525
  2198. 00:25:40,525 --> 00:25:41,685
  2199. Well, it's not true, I was there.
  2200.  
  2201. 526
  2202. 00:25:41,727 --> 00:25:43,024
  2203. He didn't even bleed.
  2204.  
  2205. 527
  2206. 00:25:43,061 --> 00:25:44,358
  2207. I shoulda been there...
  2208.  
  2209. 528
  2210. 00:25:44,396 --> 00:25:46,193
  2211. beside her.
  2212.  
  2213. 529
  2214. 00:25:46,231 --> 00:25:48,324
  2215. I can't sleep, I can't eat.
  2216.  
  2217. 530
  2218. 00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:49,459
  2219. You can't eat?
  2220.  
  2221. 531
  2222. 00:25:49,501 --> 00:25:51,662
  2223. Well, come on in and worry with us.
  2224.  
  2225. 532
  2226. 00:25:51,703 --> 00:25:53,330
  2227. I'll make you some pork.
  2228.  
  2229. 533
  2230. 00:25:53,372 --> 00:25:56,500
  2231. Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely...
  2232.  
  2233. 534
  2234. 00:25:56,541 --> 00:25:58,941
  2235. positively, permanently punished.
  2236.  
  2237. 535
  2238. 00:25:58,977 --> 00:26:02,435
  2239. You will live on a diet
  2240. of saltines and Tang...
  2241.  
  2242. 536
  2243. 00:26:02,481 --> 00:26:05,973
  2244. and you will never leave
  2245. this room again.
  2246.  
  2247. 537
  2248. 00:26:08,754 --> 00:26:11,222
  2249. Devil child! Devil child!
  2250.  
  2251. 538
  2252. 00:26:18,964 --> 00:26:21,489
  2253. Seaweed. Shh, don't let her hear you.
  2254.  
  2255. 539
  2256. 00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,125
  2257. Penny, what happened to you?
  2258.  
  2259. 540
  2260. 00:26:23,168 --> 00:26:24,931
  2261. She's punishing me
  2262. for harboring a fugitive...
  2263.  
  2264. 541
  2265. 00:26:24,970 --> 00:26:25,959
  2266. without her permission.
  2267.  
  2268. 542
  2269. 00:26:26,004 --> 00:26:27,596
  2270. What are you doing?
  2271.  
  2272. 543
  2273. 00:26:27,639 --> 00:26:30,437
  2274. I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.
  2275.  
  2276. 544
  2277. 00:26:35,981 --> 00:26:37,949
  2278. Oh, Seaweed, you do care.
  2279.  
  2280. 545
  2281. 00:26:37,983 --> 00:26:41,043
  2282. I was afraid the colors of
  2283. our skin would keep us apart.
  2284.  
  2285. 546
  2286. 00:26:41,086 --> 00:26:43,418
  2287. No. These knots might.
  2288.  
  2289. 547
  2290. 00:26:43,455 --> 00:26:45,582
  2291. W- Was your mom in the navy?
  2292.  
  2293. 548
  2294. 00:26:50,429 --> 00:26:55,196
  2295. # Once I was a selfish fool
  2296. who never understood #
  2297.  
  2298. 549
  2299. 00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:57,394
  2300. # Never looked inside myself #
  2301.  
  2302. 550
  2303. 00:26:57,436 --> 00:27:00,269
  2304. # Though on the outside, I looked good #
  2305.  
  2306. 551
  2307. 00:27:00,305 --> 00:27:05,140
  2308. # Then we met and you made me
  2309. the man I am today #
  2310.  
  2311. 552
  2312. 00:27:05,177 --> 00:27:09,477
  2313. # Tracy, I'm in love with you,
  2314. no matter what you weigh #
  2315.  
  2316. 553
  2317. 00:27:09,514 --> 00:27:11,141
  2318. # 'Cause without love #
  2319.  
  2320. 554
  2321. 00:27:11,183 --> 00:27:14,482
  2322. # Life is like the seasons
  2323. with no summer #
  2324.  
  2325. 555
  2326. 00:27:14,519 --> 00:27:16,282
  2327. # Without love #
  2328.  
  2329. 556
  2330. 00:27:16,321 --> 00:27:19,449
  2331. # Life is rock 'n' roll without a drummer #
  2332.  
  2333. 557
  2334. 00:27:19,491 --> 00:27:21,755
  2335. # Tracy, I'll be yours forever #
  2336.  
  2337. 558
  2338. 00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:24,159
  2339. # 'Cause I never wanna be #
  2340.  
  2341. 559
  2342. 00:27:24,196 --> 00:27:28,064
  2343. # Without love #
  2344.  
  2345. 560
  2346. 00:27:28,099 --> 00:27:30,033
  2347. # Tracy, never set me free #
  2348.  
  2349. 561
  2350. 00:27:31,369 --> 00:27:33,496
  2351. # No, I ain't lyin' #
  2352.  
  2353. 562
  2354. 00:27:33,538 --> 00:27:35,028
  2355. # Never set me free #
  2356.  
  2357. 563
  2358. 00:27:35,073 --> 00:27:37,974
  2359. # Tracy, no, no, no #
  2360.  
  2361. 564
  2362. 00:27:39,544 --> 00:27:44,140
  2363. # Livin' in the ghetto,
  2364. black is everywhere ya go #
  2365.  
  2366. 565
  2367. 00:27:44,182 --> 00:27:46,582
  2368. # Who'd've thought I'd love a girl #
  2369.  
  2370. 566
  2371. 00:27:46,618 --> 00:27:49,485
  2372. # Whose skin was white
  2373. as winter snow? #
  2374.  
  2375. 567
  2376. 00:27:49,521 --> 00:27:51,182
  2377. # In my ivory tower #
  2378.  
  2379. 568
  2380. 00:27:51,223 --> 00:27:53,919
  2381. # Life was just a hostess snack #
  2382.  
  2383. 569
  2384. 00:27:53,959 --> 00:27:55,984
  2385. # But now I've tasted chocolate #
  2386.  
  2387. 570
  2388. 00:27:56,027 --> 00:27:58,325
  2389. # And I'm never going back #
  2390.  
  2391. 571
  2392. 00:27:58,363 --> 00:28:00,194
  2393. # 'Cause without love #
  2394.  
  2395. 572
  2396. 00:28:00,232 --> 00:28:03,668
  2397. # Life is like a beat
  2398. that you can't follow #
  2399.  
  2400. 573
  2401. 00:28:03,702 --> 00:28:05,363
  2402. # Without love #
  2403.  
  2404. 574
  2405. 00:28:05,403 --> 00:28:08,600
  2406. # Life is Doris Day at the Apollo #
  2407.  
  2408. 575
  2409. 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,870
  2410. # Darling, I'll be yours forever #
  2411.  
  2412. 576
  2413. 00:28:10,909 --> 00:28:13,309
  2414. # 'Cause I never wanna be #
  2415.  
  2416. 577
  2417. 00:28:13,345 --> 00:28:16,712
  2418. # Without love #
  2419.  
  2420. 578
  2421. 00:28:16,748 --> 00:28:20,343
  2422. # So, darling, never set me free, no #
  2423.  
  2424. 579
  2425. 00:28:20,385 --> 00:28:24,719
  2426. # I'm yours forever,
  2427. never set me free #
  2428.  
  2429. 580
  2430. 00:28:24,756 --> 00:28:27,247
  2431. # No, no, no #
  2432.  
  2433. 581
  2434. 00:28:30,328 --> 00:28:33,297
  2435. # If I'm left without my baby doll #
  2436.  
  2437. 582
  2438. 00:28:33,331 --> 00:28:36,164
  2439. # I don't know what I'll do #
  2440.  
  2441. 583
  2442. 00:28:36,201 --> 00:28:37,828
  2443. # Link, I've got to break out #
  2444.  
  2445. 584
  2446. 00:28:37,869 --> 00:28:40,997
  2447. # So that I can get my hands on you #
  2448.  
  2449. 585
  2450. 00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:45,499
  2451. # Girl, if I can't touch you,
  2452. then I'm gonna lose control #
  2453.  
  2454. 586
  2455. 00:28:45,544 --> 00:28:48,104
  2456. # Seaweed, you're
  2457. my black white knight #
  2458.  
  2459. 587
  2460. 00:28:48,146 --> 00:28:50,137
  2461. # I've found my blue-eyed soul #
  2462.  
  2463. 588
  2464. 00:28:50,181 --> 00:28:52,911
  2465. # Sweet freedom is our goal #
  2466.  
  2467. 589
  2468. 00:28:52,951 --> 00:28:55,317
  2469. # Trace, I wanna kiss ya! #
  2470.  
  2471. 590
  2472. 00:28:55,353 --> 00:28:57,480
  2473. # Let me out at the next toll! #
  2474.  
  2475. 591
  2476. 00:28:57,522 --> 00:28:59,285
  2477. # Without love #
  2478.  
  2479. 592
  2480. 00:28:59,324 --> 00:29:02,259
  2481. # Life is like a prom that won't invite us #
  2482.  
  2483. 593
  2484. 00:29:02,294 --> 00:29:03,591
  2485. # Without love #
  2486.  
  2487. 594
  2488. 00:29:03,628 --> 00:29:07,428
  2489. # It's like getting my big break
  2490. and laryngitis #
  2491.  
  2492. 595
  2493. 00:29:07,465 --> 00:29:08,898
  2494. # Without love #
  2495.  
  2496. 596
  2497. 00:29:08,934 --> 00:29:12,165
  2498. # Life's a 45 when you can't buy it #
  2499.  
  2500. 597
  2501. 00:29:12,203 --> 00:29:13,761
  2502. # Without love #
  2503.  
  2504. 598
  2505. 00:29:13,805 --> 00:29:17,104
  2506. # Life is like my mother on a diet #
  2507.  
  2508. 599
  2509. 00:29:17,142 --> 00:29:19,474
  2510. # Like a week that's only Mondays #
  2511.  
  2512. 600
  2513. 00:29:19,511 --> 00:29:21,877
  2514. # Only ice cream, never sundaes #
  2515.  
  2516. 601
  2517. 00:29:21,913 --> 00:29:24,541
  2518. # Like a circle with no center #
  2519.  
  2520. 602
  2521. 00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:26,574
  2522. # Like a door marked "do not enter" #
  2523.  
  2524. 603
  2525. 00:29:26,618 --> 00:29:29,485
  2526. # Darling, I'll be yours forever #
  2527.  
  2528. 604
  2529. 00:29:29,521 --> 00:29:31,580
  2530. # 'Cause I never wanna be #
  2531.  
  2532. 605
  2533. 00:29:31,623 --> 00:29:35,286
  2534. # Without love #
  2535.  
  2536. 606
  2537. 00:29:35,327 --> 00:29:36,954
  2538. # Yes, now you've captured me #
  2539.  
  2540. 607
  2541. 00:29:36,995 --> 00:29:39,793
  2542. # Without love #
  2543.  
  2544. 608
  2545. 00:29:39,831 --> 00:29:42,095
  2546. # I surrender happily #
  2547.  
  2548. 609
  2549. 00:29:42,133 --> 00:29:44,795
  2550. # Without love #
  2551.  
  2552. 610
  2553. 00:29:44,836 --> 00:29:47,304
  2554. # Oh, Seaweed, never set me free #
  2555.  
  2556. 611
  2557. 00:29:47,339 --> 00:29:48,499
  2558. # No, no, no #
  2559.  
  2560. 612
  2561. 00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:50,303
  2562. # I ain't lyin' #
  2563.  
  2564. 613
  2565. 00:29:50,342 --> 00:29:53,106
  2566. # Never set me free #
  2567.  
  2568. 614
  2569. 00:29:53,144 --> 00:29:54,975
  2570. # No, no, no #
  2571.  
  2572. 615
  2573. 00:29:55,013 --> 00:29:56,674
  2574. # No, I don't wanna live without #
  2575.  
  2576. 616
  2577. 00:29:56,715 --> 00:29:59,081
  2578. # Love, love, love #
  2579.  
  2580. 617
  2581. 00:29:59,117 --> 00:30:00,812
  2582. # Pretty Penny little #
  2583.  
  2584. 618
  2585. 00:30:00,852 --> 00:30:04,049
  2586. # Darling, you had best believe me #
  2587.  
  2588. 619
  2589. 00:30:04,089 --> 00:30:07,786
  2590. # Never leave me without love #
  2591.  
  2592. 620
  2593. 00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:09,827
  2594. Link.
  2595.  
  2596. 621
  2597. 00:30:09,861 --> 00:30:11,328
  2598. Your pork is ready.
  2599.  
  2600. 622
  2601. 00:30:11,363 --> 00:30:12,330
  2602. Uh, Mama, I-
  2603.  
  2604. 623
  2605. 00:30:12,364 --> 00:30:13,695
  2606. You tryin' to hide her here?
  2607.  
  2608. 624
  2609. 00:30:13,732 --> 00:30:15,666
  2610. Uh.
  2611.  
  2612. 625
  2613. 00:30:16,968 --> 00:30:18,833
  2614. Why you ain't think-a that before?
  2615.  
  2616. 626
  2617. 00:30:18,870 --> 00:30:20,167
  2618. Everything she done for us.
  2619.  
  2620. 627
  2621. 00:30:20,205 --> 00:30:21,331
  2622. Where your manners at, boy?
  2623.  
  2624. 628
  2625. 00:30:21,373 --> 00:30:22,499
  2626. Ow! Well, I don't know.
  2627.  
  2628. 629
  2629. 00:30:24,209 --> 00:30:25,767
  2630. And what about this one?
  2631.  
  2632. 630
  2633. 00:30:25,810 --> 00:30:28,176
  2634. Seaweed's got a girlfriend.
  2635.  
  2636. 631
  2637. 00:30:28,213 --> 00:30:29,339
  2638. Inez, shut up.
  2639.  
  2640. 632
  2641. 00:30:29,381 --> 00:30:30,848
  2642. - You.
  2643. - Oh.
  2644.  
  2645. 633
  2646. 00:30:30,882 --> 00:30:33,180
  2647. So this is love.
  2648.  
  2649. 634
  2650. 00:30:33,218 --> 00:30:35,083
  2651. Well, love is a gift.
  2652.  
  2653. 635
  2654. 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,951
  2655. Lotta people don't remember that.
  2656.  
  2657. 636
  2658. 00:30:36,988 --> 00:30:39,354
  2659. So you two better brace yourselves...
  2660.  
  2661. 637
  2662. 00:30:39,391 --> 00:30:41,416
  2663. for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you...
  2664.  
  2665. 638
  2666. 00:30:41,459 --> 00:30:43,552
  2667. from a never-ending parade of stupid.
  2668.  
  2669. 639
  2670. 00:30:43,595 --> 00:30:45,222
  2671. So you met my mom?
  2672.  
  2673. 640
  2674. 00:30:49,067 --> 00:30:50,125
  2675. Hello?
  2676.  
  2677. 641
  2678. 00:30:50,168 --> 00:30:51,897
  2679. - Mom?
  2680. - Tracy, are you OK?
  2681.  
  2682. 642
  2683. 00:30:51,936 --> 00:30:53,198
  2684. - Yes, I'm safe.
  2685. - Oh, my God.
  2686.  
  2687. 643
  2688. 00:30:53,238 --> 00:30:54,330
  2689. - Mom, listen.
  2690. - Where are you?
  2691.  
  2692. 644
  2693. 00:30:54,372 --> 00:30:55,566
  2694. - I need your help.
  2695. - What?
  2696.  
  2697. 645
  2698. 00:30:55,607 --> 00:30:57,871
  2699. Tomorrow's the Miss
  2700. Teenage Hairspray pageant.
  2701.  
  2702. 646
  2703. 00:30:57,909 --> 00:30:58,876
  2704. Tracy, you-
  2705.  
  2706. 647
  2707. 00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:00,172
  2708. I need you to come down to the station.
  2709.  
  2710. 648
  2711. 00:31:00,211 --> 00:31:01,178
  2712. Well-well, Tracy-
  2713.  
  2714. 649
  2715. 00:31:01,212 --> 00:31:02,372
  2716. - Dress nice.
  2717. - What?
  2718.  
  2719. 650
  2720. 00:31:02,414 --> 00:31:03,381
  2721. Penny will meet you out front.
  2722.  
  2723. 651
  2724. 00:31:03,415 --> 00:31:04,473
  2725. Now let me talk to Dad.
  2726.  
  2727. 652
  2728. 00:31:04,516 --> 00:31:06,313
  2729. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
  2730.  
  2731. 653
  2732. 00:31:06,351 --> 00:31:08,012
  2733. Turn your face this way.
  2734.  
  2735. 654
  2736. 00:31:08,053 --> 00:31:09,315
  2737. The other way. Go.
  2738.  
  2739. 655
  2740. 00:31:09,354 --> 00:31:11,879
  2741. Everybody,
  2742. please take your seats.
  2743.  
  2744. 656
  2745. 00:31:11,923 --> 00:31:15,256
  2746. The Miss Teenage Hairspray
  2747. pageant is about to begin.
  2748.  
  2749. 657
  2750. 00:31:20,598 --> 00:31:23,066
  2751. Oh, you've come on a very exciting day.
  2752.  
  2753. 658
  2754. 00:31:23,101 --> 00:31:25,968
  2755. It's our first live show.
  2756.  
  2757. 659
  2758. 00:31:26,004 --> 00:31:27,403
  2759. Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie.
  2760.  
  2761. 660
  2762. 00:31:27,439 --> 00:31:29,669
  2763. Oh, my Amber is perfect for that.
  2764.  
  2765. 661
  2766. 00:31:29,708 --> 00:31:32,176
  2767. She's the pretty little blonde. Ha ha!
  2768.  
  2769. 662
  2770. 00:31:33,445 --> 00:31:39,543
  2771. And we're live in 5, 4, 3...
  2772.  
  2773. 663
  2774. 00:31:42,253 --> 00:31:45,916
  2775. And now, broadcast live
  2776. in front of a live studio audience...
  2777.  
  2778. 664
  2779. 00:31:45,957 --> 00:31:48,221
  2780. for the first time from the certified...
  2781.  
  2782. 665
  2783. 00:31:48,259 --> 00:31:50,420
  2784. up-to-code WYZT studio...
  2785.  
  2786. 666
  2787. 00:31:50,462 --> 00:31:54,091
  2788. it's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray
  2789. spectacular.
  2790.  
  2791. 667
  2792. 00:31:54,132 --> 00:31:55,997
  2793. - He's Corny.
  2794. - He's Corny.
  2795.  
  2796. 668
  2797. 00:31:56,034 --> 00:31:59,367
  2798. Brought to you by Ultra Clutch hairspray.
  2799.  
  2800. 669
  2801. 00:31:59,404 --> 00:32:02,498
  2802. # What gives a girl power and punch #
  2803.  
  2804. 670
  2805. 00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:04,064
  2806. # Is it charm, is it poise #
  2807.  
  2808. 671
  2809. 00:32:04,109 --> 00:32:06,043
  2810. # No, it's hairspray #
  2811.  
  2812. 672
  2813. 00:32:06,077 --> 00:32:09,444
  2814. # What gets a gal asked out to lunch #
  2815.  
  2816. 673
  2817. 00:32:09,481 --> 00:32:13,508
  2818. # Is it brains, is it dough
  2819. No, it's hairspray #
  2820.  
  2821. 674
  2822. 00:32:13,551 --> 00:32:16,213
  2823. # If you take a ride with
  2824. no can at your side... #
  2825.  
  2826. 675
  2827. 00:32:16,254 --> 00:32:19,087
  2828. "and preserve our family
  2829. through our father. " Hmm.
  2830.  
  2831. 676
  2832. 00:32:19,124 --> 00:32:21,991
  2833. "Let us make our father drink
  2834. wine, and let us lie with him. "
  2835.  
  2836. 677
  2837. 00:32:22,026 --> 00:32:23,994
  2838. # You can take off in a rocket #
  2839.  
  2840. 678
  2841. 00:32:24,028 --> 00:32:27,122
  2842. # And in outer space each
  2843. hair will be in place... #
  2844.  
  2845. 679
  2846. 00:32:27,165 --> 00:32:28,792
  2847. Link, the agents are here. Look.
  2848.  
  2849. 680
  2850. 00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:30,994
  2851. # Why take a chance when
  2852. you get up and dance? #
  2853.  
  2854. 681
  2855. 00:32:31,035 --> 00:32:32,730
  2856. # If you twist, I insist #
  2857.  
  2858. 682
  2859. 00:32:32,771 --> 00:32:35,672
  2860. # You use hairspray
  2861. and tell your mother... #
  2862.  
  2863. 683
  2864. 00:32:35,707 --> 00:32:37,334
  2865. Maybe they'll sign us together.
  2866.  
  2867. 684
  2868. 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:38,467
  2869. # Her head she should smother #
  2870.  
  2871. 685
  2872. 00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:41,411
  2873. # With Ultra Clutch faithfully #
  2874.  
  2875. 686
  2876. 00:32:41,446 --> 00:32:42,606
  2877. Well?
  2878.  
  2879. 687
  2880. 00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:45,878
  2881. There's no sign of her.
  2882. We're on every door. She's not inside.
  2883.  
  2884. 688
  2885. 00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:48,147
  2886. Doesn't mean she won't try.
  2887.  
  2888. 689
  2889. 00:32:48,186 --> 00:32:50,381
  2890. velma, I seriously doubt
  2891. this girl's gonna risk...
  2892.  
  2893. 690
  2894. 00:32:50,421 --> 00:32:52,184
  2895. incarceration to win a pageant.
  2896.  
  2897. 691
  2898. 00:32:52,223 --> 00:32:53,281
  2899. # That's me! #
  2900.  
  2901. 692
  2902. 00:32:53,324 --> 00:32:55,155
  2903. I risked communicable diseases.
  2904.  
  2905. 693
  2906. 00:32:55,193 --> 00:32:57,661
  2907. She'll certainly risk jail.
  2908.  
  2909. 694
  2910. 00:32:57,695 --> 00:33:00,493
  2911. # Better than hairspray #
  2912.  
  2913. 695
  2914. 00:33:00,532 --> 00:33:03,626
  2915. # That's me #
  2916.  
  2917. 696
  2918. 00:33:03,668 --> 00:33:09,035
  2919. # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh,
  2920. ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #
  2921.  
  2922. 697
  2923. 00:33:09,073 --> 00:33:12,406
  2924. # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #
  2925.  
  2926. 698
  2927. 00:33:12,443 --> 00:33:15,640
  2928. # What makes a man
  2929. reach out and touch? #
  2930.  
  2931. 699
  2932. 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,443
  2933. # Ultra Clutch #
  2934.  
  2935. 700
  2936. 00:33:19,217 --> 00:33:22,983
  2937. # So if you're a redhead,
  2938. a blonde, or brunette #
  2939.  
  2940. 701
  2941. 00:33:23,021 --> 00:33:24,318
  2942. Whoo!
  2943.  
  2944. 702
  2945. 00:33:24,355 --> 00:33:28,086
  2946. # Just take my advice
  2947. and you might just get #
  2948.  
  2949. 703
  2950. 00:33:28,126 --> 00:33:31,960
  2951. # The only thing better
  2952. than hairspray #
  2953.  
  2954. 704
  2955. 00:33:31,996 --> 00:33:34,829
  2956. # That's me #
  2957.  
  2958. 705
  2959. 00:33:34,866 --> 00:33:35,833
  2960. Ah!
  2961.  
  2962. 706
  2963. 00:33:35,867 --> 00:33:36,993
  2964. # He's Corny Collins #
  2965.  
  2966. 707
  2967. 00:33:37,035 --> 00:33:40,630
  2968. # The only thing better
  2969. than hairspray #
  2970.  
  2971. 708
  2972. 00:33:40,672 --> 00:33:42,503
  2973. - # Hairspray #
  2974. - Wow!
  2975.  
  2976. 709
  2977. 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:45,338
  2978. # That's me #
  2979.  
  2980. 710
  2981. 00:33:47,979 --> 00:33:50,539
  2982. Hey, baby, you look like
  2983. you could use a stiff one.
  2984.  
  2985. 711
  2986. 00:33:52,550 --> 00:33:57,351
  2987. # Whoo-ooo #
  2988.  
  2989. 712
  2990. 00:33:57,388 --> 00:33:59,686
  2991. And we are out.
  2992.  
  2993. 713
  2994. 00:34:00,892 --> 00:34:02,519
  2995. Link, you sprayed it right in my face!
  2996.  
  2997. 714
  2998. 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,255
  2999. What'd I tell you about that?
  3000.  
  3001. 715
  3002. 00:34:04,295 --> 00:34:06,354
  3003. Stop! You guys.
  3004.  
  3005. 716
  3006. 00:34:06,397 --> 00:34:07,364
  3007. Uh, powder.
  3008.  
  3009. 717
  3010. 00:34:07,398 --> 00:34:08,592
  3011. And we're back.
  3012.  
  3013. 718
  3014. 00:34:08,633 --> 00:34:10,157
  3015. 5, 4.
  3016.  
  3017. 719
  3018. 00:34:10,201 --> 00:34:11,168
  3019. Here?
  3020.  
  3021. 720
  3022. 00:34:11,202 --> 00:34:12,362
  3023. 3.
  3024.  
  3025. 721
  3026. 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,605
  3027. And now for the talent
  3028. portion of our competition...
  3029.  
  3030. 722
  3031. 00:34:16,641 --> 00:34:17,869
  3032. our Councilettes...
  3033.  
  3034. 723
  3035. 00:34:17,909 --> 00:34:20,707
  3036. in their Miss Teenage Hairspray
  3037. official dance-off.
  3038.  
  3039. 724
  3040. 00:34:20,745 --> 00:34:21,712
  3041. Uh!
  3042.  
  3043. 725
  3044. 00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:29,414
  3045. First off, we have the sunny
  3046. pride of Highlandtown, Darla.
  3047.  
  3048. 726
  3049. 00:34:34,092 --> 00:34:36,424
  3050. Hello, Darla.
  3051.  
  3052. 727
  3053. 00:34:36,461 --> 00:34:38,019
  3054. Miss Teenage Hairspray.
  3055.  
  3056. 728
  3057. 00:34:38,062 --> 00:34:39,654
  3058. Your vote is for?
  3059.  
  3060. 729
  3061. 00:34:39,697 --> 00:34:41,358
  3062. This little girl could power...
  3063.  
  3064. 730
  3065. 00:34:41,399 --> 00:34:42,991
  3066. all of greater downtown Baltimore...
  3067.  
  3068. 731
  3069. 00:34:43,034 --> 00:34:45,559
  3070. with her energy-Lou Ann.
  3071.  
  3072. 732
  3073. 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,237
  3074. Who are you voting for?
  3075. Lou Ann?
  3076.  
  3077. 733
  3078. 00:34:51,276 --> 00:34:53,210
  3079. very good, thank you.
  3080.  
  3081. 734
  3082. 00:34:55,914 --> 00:34:58,576
  3083. All right.
  3084.  
  3085. 735
  3086. 00:34:58,616 --> 00:35:02,279
  3087. Ladies and gentlemen,
  3088. the almost too happy Tammy.
  3089.  
  3090. 736
  3091. 00:35:12,797 --> 00:35:15,698
  3092. And thank you, Tammy.
  3093.  
  3094. 737
  3095. 00:35:22,974 --> 00:35:24,373
  3096. Confirmed sighting.
  3097.  
  3098. 738
  3099. 00:35:24,409 --> 00:35:25,376
  3100. What?
  3101.  
  3102. 739
  3103. 00:35:25,410 --> 00:35:27,275
  3104. You three: Outside, now.
  3105.  
  3106. 740
  3107. 00:35:27,312 --> 00:35:28,279
  3108. We can't go out th-
  3109.  
  3110. 741
  3111. 00:35:28,313 --> 00:35:29,280
  3112. No, no. No buts. Out, out!
  3113.  
  3114. 742
  3115. 00:35:29,314 --> 00:35:30,281
  3116. Out! Out, out, out, out!
  3117.  
  3118. 743
  3119. 00:35:30,315 --> 00:35:31,942
  3120. Whatever you say, Mrs. von Tussle.
  3121.  
  3122. 744
  3123. 00:35:31,983 --> 00:35:33,473
  3124. Whoo!
  3125.  
  3126. 745
  3127. 00:35:37,155 --> 00:35:39,715
  3128. Aw, she's too cute, isn't she?
  3129.  
  3130. 746
  3131. 00:35:39,757 --> 00:35:41,156
  3132. Hold it right there, Tracy.
  3133.  
  3134. 747
  3135. 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,718
  3136. Looking for someone?
  3137.  
  3138. 748
  3139. 00:35:43,761 --> 00:35:45,956
  3140. All right, ladies and gentlemen.
  3141.  
  3142. 749
  3143. 00:35:45,997 --> 00:35:47,965
  3144. - Ha.
  3145. - A what?
  3146.  
  3147. 750
  3148. 00:35:47,999 --> 00:35:49,296
  3149. It was a diversion.
  3150.  
  3151. 751
  3152. 00:35:49,334 --> 00:35:51,302
  3153. Oh, please, these people are
  3154. not capable of a diversion.
  3155.  
  3156. 752
  3157. 00:35:51,336 --> 00:35:53,031
  3158. It's beyond their mental capacity.
  3159.  
  3160. 753
  3161. 00:35:53,071 --> 00:35:54,163
  3162. I wouldn't be so sure, velma.
  3163.  
  3164. 754
  3165. 00:35:54,205 --> 00:35:55,297
  3166. Oh, my God.
  3167.  
  3168. 755
  3169. 00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:56,466
  3170. What if she's already in the building?
  3171.  
  3172. 756
  3173. 00:35:56,507 --> 00:35:58,475
  3174. What if she's been here for hours...
  3175.  
  3176. 757
  3177. 00:35:58,509 --> 00:35:59,976
  3178. and you've locked yourselves out?
  3179.  
  3180. 758
  3181. 00:36:00,011 --> 00:36:01,137
  3182. What?
  3183.  
  3184. 759
  3185. 00:36:01,179 --> 00:36:02,806
  3186. - Check the doors!
  3187. - Let's go!
  3188.  
  3189. 760
  3190. 00:36:02,847 --> 00:36:04,474
  3191. It's locked!
  3192.  
  3193. 761
  3194. 00:36:04,515 --> 00:36:05,675
  3195. They're all locked!
  3196.  
  3197. 762
  3198. 00:36:05,717 --> 00:36:08,743
  3199. And now a fast girl
  3200. who loves to slow dance...
  3201.  
  3202. 763
  3203. 00:36:08,786 --> 00:36:11,254
  3204. our own smooth-as-silk Shelley.
  3205.  
  3206. 764
  3207. 00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:13,816
  3208. Ohh!
  3209.  
  3210. 765
  3211. 00:36:13,858 --> 00:36:16,190
  3212. Keep goin'. Keep goin'. That's it.
  3213.  
  3214. 766
  3215. 00:36:16,227 --> 00:36:17,353
  3216. Come on.
  3217.  
  3218. 767
  3219. 00:36:17,395 --> 00:36:18,487
  3220. Put your backs into it, men.
  3221.  
  3222. 768
  3223. 00:36:18,529 --> 00:36:19,791
  3224. Put your backs into it this time.
  3225.  
  3226. 769
  3227. 00:36:21,466 --> 00:36:23,832
  3228. Come on, one more time.
  3229. One more time.
  3230.  
  3231. 770
  3232. 00:36:23,868 --> 00:36:26,530
  3233. Come on, come on, come on.
  3234.  
  3235. 771
  3236. 00:36:33,511 --> 00:36:35,706
  3237. Here's our little dynamic
  3238. duo from Conkling Street.
  3239.  
  3240. 772
  3241. 00:36:37,248 --> 00:36:39,216
  3242. Double your fun
  3243. with Noreen and Doreen.
  3244.  
  3245. 773
  3246. 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:40,376
  3247. What is with you people?
  3248.  
  3249. 774
  3250. 00:36:40,418 --> 00:36:42,181
  3251. I mean, how hard is it
  3252. to beat down a door?
  3253.  
  3254. 775
  3255. 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:44,484
  3256. That hairspray battering ram was heavy.
  3257.  
  3258. 776
  3259. 00:36:44,522 --> 00:36:45,682
  3260. Heavy?
  3261.  
  3262. 777
  3263. 00:36:45,723 --> 00:36:48,283
  3264. How could they be heavy, they're...
  3265.  
  3266. 778
  3267. 00:36:48,326 --> 00:36:49,418
  3268. hollow.
  3269.  
  3270. 779
  3271. 00:36:51,396 --> 00:36:52,727
  3272. Move it.
  3273.  
  3274. 780
  3275. 00:36:52,764 --> 00:36:54,163
  3276. Let's get 'em. Let's go.
  3277.  
  3278. 781
  3279. 00:37:13,551 --> 00:37:14,779
  3280. And, of course...
  3281.  
  3282. 782
  3283. 00:37:14,819 --> 00:37:17,310
  3284. our three-time
  3285. Miss Hairspray champion...
  3286.  
  3287. 783
  3288. 00:37:17,355 --> 00:37:20,324
  3289. the ever-charming, Amber.
  3290.  
  3291. 784
  3292. 00:37:21,926 --> 00:37:22,893
  3293. Oh, my God.
  3294.  
  3295. 785
  3296. 00:37:22,927 --> 00:37:25,589
  3297. You carried her in!
  3298.  
  3299. 786
  3300. 00:37:25,630 --> 00:37:26,927
  3301. Go!
  3302.  
  3303. 787
  3304. 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,301
  3305. Ow!
  3306.  
  3307. 788
  3308. 00:37:37,341 --> 00:37:38,399
  3309. It's locked.
  3310.  
  3311. 789
  3312. 00:37:38,443 --> 00:37:39,410
  3313. Open it!
  3314.  
  3315. 790
  3316. 00:37:40,778 --> 00:37:41,904
  3317. Let's give
  3318. a final round of applause...
  3319.  
  3320. 791
  3321. 00:37:41,946 --> 00:37:44,506
  3322. to our Miss Teenage
  3323. Hairspray contestants.
  3324.  
  3325. 792
  3326. 00:37:49,487 --> 00:37:50,454
  3327. Hey.
  3328.  
  3329. 793
  3330. 00:37:58,296 --> 00:37:59,729
  3331. All right, all right.
  3332.  
  3333. 794
  3334. 00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:04,265
  3335. We are so close to announcing...
  3336.  
  3337. 795
  3338. 00:38:04,302 --> 00:38:05,769
  3339. the new Miss Teenage Hairspray.
  3340.  
  3341. 796
  3342. 00:38:05,803 --> 00:38:06,861
  3343. Look at that board.
  3344.  
  3345. 797
  3346. 00:38:06,904 --> 00:38:09,930
  3347. What a nail-biter this one is turning into.
  3348.  
  3349. 798
  3350. 00:38:11,275 --> 00:38:13,209
  3351. Ladies and gentlemen, the final tally.
  3352.  
  3353. 799
  3354. 00:38:23,221 --> 00:38:24,620
  3355. It is my...
  3356.  
  3357. 800
  3358. 00:38:24,655 --> 00:38:25,917
  3359. obligation...
  3360.  
  3361. 801
  3362. 00:38:27,024 --> 00:38:29,083
  3363. to announce that Amber von Tussle...
  3364.  
  3365. 802
  3366. 00:38:29,127 --> 00:38:31,118
  3367. Is about to get out-danced.
  3368.  
  3369. 803
  3370. 00:38:32,663 --> 00:38:34,597
  3371. Tracy Turnblad!
  3372.  
  3373. 804
  3374. 00:38:39,770 --> 00:38:41,032
  3375. What!?
  3376.  
  3377. 805
  3378. 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:44,968
  3379. # You can't stop an avalanche #
  3380.  
  3381. 806
  3382. 00:38:45,009 --> 00:38:47,637
  3383. # As it races down the hill #
  3384.  
  3385. 807
  3386. 00:38:47,678 --> 00:38:50,511
  3387. # You can try to stop the seasons, girl #
  3388.  
  3389. 808
  3390. 00:38:50,548 --> 00:38:53,210
  3391. # But 'cha know you never will #
  3392.  
  3393. 809
  3394. 00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:56,084
  3395. # And you can try
  3396. to stop my dancin' feet #
  3397.  
  3398. 810
  3399. 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,317
  3400. # But I just cannot stand still #
  3401.  
  3402. 811
  3403. 00:38:59,357 --> 00:39:02,190
  3404. # 'Cause the world keeps
  3405. spinnin' round and round #
  3406.  
  3407. 812
  3408. 00:39:02,226 --> 00:39:04,558
  3409. # And my heart's keepin' time
  3410. to the speed of sound #
  3411.  
  3412. 813
  3413. 00:39:04,595 --> 00:39:06,756
  3414. # I was lost till I heard the drums #
  3415.  
  3416. 814
  3417. 00:39:06,797 --> 00:39:09,163
  3418. - # Then I found my way #
  3419. - No.
  3420.  
  3421. 815
  3422. 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,997
  3423. - # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
  3424. - Link!
  3425.  
  3426. 816
  3427. 00:39:11,035 --> 00:39:13,060
  3428. # Ever since this old world began #
  3429.  
  3430. 817
  3431. 00:39:13,104 --> 00:39:14,662
  3432. # A woman found out if she shook it #
  3433.  
  3434. 818
  3435. 00:39:14,705 --> 00:39:16,002
  3436. # She could shake up a man #
  3437.  
  3438. 819
  3439. 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,007
  3440. # And so I'm gonna
  3441. shake and shimmy it #
  3442.  
  3443. 820
  3444. 00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:18,338
  3445. This throne is mine!
  3446.  
  3447. 821
  3448. 00:39:18,376 --> 00:39:20,173
  3449. # The best that I can today #
  3450.  
  3451. 822
  3452. 00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:22,008
  3453. # 'Cause you can't stop #
  3454.  
  3455. 823
  3456. 00:39:22,046 --> 00:39:23,240
  3457. Aah! Let me down!
  3458.  
  3459. 824
  3460. 00:39:23,281 --> 00:39:24,543
  3461. # The motion of the ocean
  3462. or the sun in the sky #
  3463.  
  3464. 825
  3465. 00:39:24,582 --> 00:39:27,176
  3466. # You can wonder if you wanna
  3467. but I never ask why #
  3468.  
  3469. 826
  3470. 00:39:27,218 --> 00:39:28,845
  3471. # And if you try to hold me down #
  3472.  
  3473. 827
  3474. 00:39:28,886 --> 00:39:30,080
  3475. # I'm gonna spit in your eye #
  3476.  
  3477. 828
  3478. 00:39:30,121 --> 00:39:31,748
  3479. # And say #
  3480.  
  3481. 829
  3482. 00:39:31,789 --> 00:39:34,883
  3483. # That you can't stop the beat #
  3484.  
  3485. 830
  3486. 00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:39,827
  3487. They love you, Link.
  3488.  
  3489. 831
  3490. 00:39:43,935 --> 00:39:44,924
  3491. Yeah?
  3492.  
  3493. 832
  3494. 00:39:44,969 --> 00:39:46,061
  3495. Not for long.
  3496.  
  3497. 833
  3498. 00:39:47,438 --> 00:39:49,599
  3499. Inez, come on!
  3500.  
  3501. 834
  3502. 00:39:51,275 --> 00:39:52,537
  3503. Let's dance.
  3504.  
  3505. 835
  3506. 00:39:56,914 --> 00:39:59,075
  3507. Little Miss Inez Stubbs!
  3508.  
  3509. 836
  3510. 00:39:59,116 --> 00:40:00,413
  3511. Ladies and gentlemen.
  3512.  
  3513. 837
  3514. 00:40:00,451 --> 00:40:01,748
  3515. Look at my baby go.
  3516.  
  3517. 838
  3518. 00:40:09,961 --> 00:40:11,223
  3519. - Inez.
  3520. - Inez?
  3521.  
  3522. 839
  3523. 00:40:17,301 --> 00:40:18,893
  3524. - Mm.
  3525. - Come on.
  3526.  
  3527. 840
  3528. 00:40:24,809 --> 00:40:26,276
  3529. Oh! There you go!
  3530.  
  3531. 841
  3532. 00:40:26,310 --> 00:40:27,277
  3533. Give her a hand, folks!
  3534.  
  3535. 842
  3536. 00:40:27,311 --> 00:40:29,211
  3537. Little Miss Inez Stubbs!
  3538.  
  3539. 843
  3540. 00:40:29,247 --> 00:40:31,306
  3541. Ladies and gentlemen.
  3542.  
  3543. 844
  3544. 00:40:35,486 --> 00:40:41,118
  3545. # You can't stop a river
  3546. as it rushes to the sea #
  3547.  
  3548. 845
  3549. 00:40:41,158 --> 00:40:43,956
  3550. # You can try to stop
  3551. the hands of time #
  3552.  
  3553. 846
  3554. 00:40:43,995 --> 00:40:46,657
  3555. # But 'cha know it just can't be #
  3556.  
  3557. 847
  3558. 00:40:46,697 --> 00:40:49,530
  3559. # And if they try to stop us, Seaweed #
  3560.  
  3561. 848
  3562. 00:40:49,567 --> 00:40:52,400
  3563. # We'll call the N-double-A-C-P #
  3564.  
  3565. 849
  3566. 00:40:52,436 --> 00:40:55,303
  3567. # 'Cause the world keeps
  3568. spinnin' round and round #
  3569.  
  3570. 850
  3571. 00:40:55,339 --> 00:40:58,069
  3572. # And my heart's keepin' time
  3573. to the speed of sound #
  3574.  
  3575. 851
  3576. 00:40:58,109 --> 00:41:00,270
  3577. # I was lost till I heard the drums #
  3578.  
  3579. 852
  3580. 00:41:00,311 --> 00:41:02,711
  3581. # Then I found my way #
  3582.  
  3583. 853
  3584. 00:41:02,747 --> 00:41:04,237
  3585. # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
  3586.  
  3587. 854
  3588. 00:41:04,282 --> 00:41:06,546
  3589. # Ever since we first saw the light #
  3590.  
  3591. 855
  3592. 00:41:06,584 --> 00:41:08,176
  3593. # A man and woman liked to shake it #
  3594.  
  3595. 856
  3596. 00:41:08,219 --> 00:41:09,584
  3597. # On a Saturday night #
  3598.  
  3599. 857
  3600. 00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:11,212
  3601. # And so I'm gonna
  3602. shake and shimmy it #
  3603.  
  3604. 858
  3605. 00:41:11,255 --> 00:41:12,449
  3606. - # With all of my might #
  3607. - Mother!
  3608.  
  3609. 859
  3610. 00:41:12,490 --> 00:41:14,082
  3611. # Today #
  3612.  
  3613. 860
  3614. 00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:16,593
  3615. # 'Cause you can't stop
  3616. the motion of the ocean #
  3617.  
  3618. 861
  3619. 00:41:16,627 --> 00:41:17,924
  3620. # Or the rain from above #
  3621.  
  3622. 862
  3623. 00:41:17,962 --> 00:41:19,327
  3624. # They can try to stop the paradise #
  3625.  
  3626. 863
  3627. 00:41:19,363 --> 00:41:20,591
  3628. Hello?! Hello?!
  3629.  
  3630. 864
  3631. 00:41:20,631 --> 00:41:21,962
  3632. # We're dreamin' of
  3633. but you cannot stop #
  3634.  
  3635. 865
  3636. 00:41:21,999 --> 00:41:23,398
  3637. # The rhythm of two hearts in love #
  3638.  
  3639. 866
  3640. 00:41:23,434 --> 00:41:25,129
  3641. # To stay #
  3642.  
  3643. 867
  3644. 00:41:25,169 --> 00:41:26,534
  3645. # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
  3646.  
  3647. 868
  3648. 00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:28,504
  3649. Aah! Aah!
  3650.  
  3651. 869
  3652. 00:41:28,539 --> 00:41:30,131
  3653. Ahh!
  3654.  
  3655. 870
  3656. 00:41:30,174 --> 00:41:31,232
  3657. Amen.
  3658.  
  3659. 871
  3660. 00:41:31,275 --> 00:41:33,903
  3661. I am now a checkerboard chick.
  3662.  
  3663. 872
  3664. 00:41:35,012 --> 00:41:36,206
  3665. Penny!
  3666.  
  3667. 873
  3668. 00:41:36,247 --> 00:41:37,509
  3669. No!
  3670.  
  3671. 874
  3672. 00:41:40,985 --> 00:41:42,077
  3673. Aah!
  3674.  
  3675. 875
  3676. 00:41:43,087 --> 00:41:44,076
  3677. Mommy.
  3678.  
  3679. 876
  3680. 00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:48,986
  3681. Ow.
  3682.  
  3683. 877
  3684. 00:41:53,731 --> 00:41:56,393
  3685. Live television: There's nothin' like it.
  3686.  
  3687. 878
  3688. 00:41:56,434 --> 00:41:58,026
  3689. Penny!
  3690.  
  3691. 879
  3692. 00:42:05,076 --> 00:42:07,567
  3693. And now, it's the moment
  3694. you've all been craving for.
  3695.  
  3696. 880
  3697. 00:42:07,611 --> 00:42:09,408
  3698. We have to wait till
  3699. they go to commercial.
  3700.  
  3701. 881
  3702. 00:42:09,447 --> 00:42:11,506
  3703. As you know, we've kept the lines open up
  3704. to the last minute.
  3705.  
  3706. 882
  3707. 00:42:11,549 --> 00:42:13,847
  3708. And those lines have been
  3709. burnin' up our switchboard.
  3710.  
  3711. 883
  3712. 00:42:13,884 --> 00:42:15,215
  3713. Never in the history of this pageant...
  3714.  
  3715. 884
  3716. 00:42:15,252 --> 00:42:17,846
  3717. has there been such a surge of late voting.
  3718.  
  3719. 885
  3720. 00:42:19,423 --> 00:42:20,890
  3721. Baltimore, you've picked a winner.
  3722.  
  3723. 886
  3724. 00:42:22,093 --> 00:42:26,052
  3725. And the new Miss Hairspray is...
  3726.  
  3727. 887
  3728. 00:42:26,097 --> 00:42:27,655
  3729. - Inez Stubbs!
  3730. - What?!
  3731.  
  3732. 888
  3733. 00:42:27,698 --> 00:42:30,496
  3734. Inez, you done it! You did it!
  3735.  
  3736. 889
  3737. 00:42:30,534 --> 00:42:32,195
  3738. How about that?
  3739.  
  3740. 890
  3741. 00:42:32,236 --> 00:42:33,533
  3742. Yes!
  3743.  
  3744. 891
  3745. 00:42:33,571 --> 00:42:35,004
  3746. Come on over here, Little Inez.
  3747.  
  3748. 892
  3749. 00:42:35,039 --> 00:42:36,802
  3750. Go, babe!
  3751.  
  3752. 893
  3753. 00:42:36,841 --> 00:42:38,069
  3754. Oh! Inez!
  3755.  
  3756. 894
  3757. 00:42:38,109 --> 00:42:39,098
  3758. Oh, my God!
  3759.  
  3760. 895
  3761. 00:42:39,143 --> 00:42:41,543
  3762. Ohh!
  3763.  
  3764. 896
  3765. 00:42:41,579 --> 00:42:42,910
  3766. That's my baby!
  3767.  
  3768. 897
  3769. 00:42:42,947 --> 00:42:44,380
  3770. That's my baby girl!
  3771.  
  3772. 898
  3773. 00:42:49,887 --> 00:42:51,912
  3774. But... She's...
  3775.  
  3776. 899
  3777. 00:42:51,956 --> 00:42:53,446
  3778. she's not even a candidate.
  3779.  
  3780. 900
  3781. 00:42:53,491 --> 00:42:56,085
  3782. She just got a tidal wave
  3783. of calls, velma.
  3784.  
  3785. 901
  3786. 00:42:56,127 --> 00:42:58,095
  3787. But this is invalid.
  3788. This is impossible.
  3789.  
  3790. 902
  3791. 00:42:58,129 --> 00:42:59,926
  3792. Well, anyone who dances
  3793. for it is eligible.
  3794.  
  3795. 903
  3796. 00:42:59,964 --> 00:43:03,024
  3797. Rule 30, paragraph 5, asterisk,
  3798. down at the bottom. OK.
  3799.  
  3800. 904
  3801. 00:43:03,067 --> 00:43:06,400
  3802. Well, this also makes you the lead dancer
  3803. on The Corny Collins Show.
  3804.  
  3805. 905
  3806. 00:43:08,439 --> 00:43:10,066
  3807. Ladies and gentlemen,
  3808. The Corny Collins Show...
  3809.  
  3810. 906
  3811. 00:43:10,107 --> 00:43:12,575
  3812. is now and forever officially integrated!
  3813.  
  3814. 907
  3815. 00:43:16,714 --> 00:43:18,409
  3816. Oh, oh! Oh!
  3817.  
  3818. 908
  3819. 00:43:22,119 --> 00:43:23,950
  3820. All right. Yeah.
  3821.  
  3822. 909
  3823. 00:43:26,624 --> 00:43:31,960
  3824. Interracial dancing has broken out
  3825. at the WYZT stage.
  3826.  
  3827. 910
  3828. 00:43:31,996 --> 00:43:34,624
  3829. Just look at the crowd's reaction.
  3830.  
  3831. 911
  3832. 00:43:34,665 --> 00:43:36,394
  3833. Back to you, Steve.
  3834.  
  3835. 912
  3836. 00:43:36,434 --> 00:43:37,696
  3837. # I was lost till I heard the drums #
  3838.  
  3839. 913
  3840. 00:43:37,735 --> 00:43:39,999
  3841. # Then I found my way #
  3842.  
  3843. 914
  3844. 00:43:40,037 --> 00:43:42,631
  3845. # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
  3846.  
  3847. 915
  3848. 00:43:43,641 --> 00:43:45,666
  3849. Amber, stop it!
  3850.  
  3851. 916
  3852. 00:43:48,379 --> 00:43:50,609
  3853. I lost, Mom.
  3854. Let's just deal with it.
  3855.  
  3856. 917
  3857. 00:43:50,648 --> 00:43:51,774
  3858. No, you did not lose.
  3859.  
  3860. 918
  3861. 00:43:51,816 --> 00:43:53,807
  3862. You cannot have lost...
  3863.  
  3864. 919
  3865. 00:43:53,851 --> 00:43:55,978
  3866. because I switched the damn tallies.
  3867.  
  3868. 920
  3869. 00:43:56,020 --> 00:43:57,419
  3870. Smile, Miss Crabmeat.
  3871.  
  3872. 921
  3873. 00:43:57,455 --> 00:43:59,685
  3874. You're on Candid Camera.
  3875.  
  3876. 922
  3877. 00:44:01,492 --> 00:44:03,460
  3878. That was a good shot, don't you think?
  3879.  
  3880. 923
  3881. 00:44:03,494 --> 00:44:04,518
  3882. Not bad.
  3883.  
  3884. 924
  3885. 00:44:06,297 --> 00:44:09,027
  3886. Ha ha ha! What are you doing?
  3887.  
  3888. 925
  3889. 00:44:09,066 --> 00:44:11,330
  3890. Get that away from me!
  3891.  
  3892. 926
  3893. 00:44:11,368 --> 00:44:12,995
  3894. Go to commercial!
  3895.  
  3896. 927
  3897. 00:44:13,037 --> 00:44:14,800
  3898. Go!
  3899.  
  3900. 928
  3901. 00:44:14,839 --> 00:44:15,897
  3902. velma!
  3903.  
  3904. 929
  3905. 00:44:23,747 --> 00:44:25,339
  3906. Pack your desk.
  3907.  
  3908. 930
  3909. 00:44:25,382 --> 00:44:27,145
  3910. You've tainted the name of Ultra Clutch.
  3911.  
  3912. 931
  3913. 00:44:27,184 --> 00:44:28,674
  3914. Ha ha ha ha ha!
  3915.  
  3916. 932
  3917. 00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,847
  3918. How can you taint a cancerous
  3919. can-a chemicals?
  3920.  
  3921. 933
  3922. 00:44:31,889 --> 00:44:33,288
  3923. You're fired!
  3924.  
  3925. 934
  3926. 00:44:33,324 --> 00:44:35,485
  3927. I ca-I can't be fired.
  3928.  
  3929. 935
  3930. 00:44:35,526 --> 00:44:36,720
  3931. Oh, yeah?
  3932.  
  3933. 936
  3934. 00:44:39,363 --> 00:44:41,490
  3935. Last chance
  3936. to join the dance, folks.
  3937.  
  3938. 937
  3939. 00:44:41,532 --> 00:44:43,022
  3940. Everyone is welcome!
  3941.  
  3942. 938
  3943. 00:44:43,067 --> 00:44:44,864
  3944. Wilbur.
  3945.  
  3946. 939
  3947. 00:44:44,902 --> 00:44:48,360
  3948. Do it now, or forever wish you had.
  3949.  
  3950. 940
  3951. 00:44:48,405 --> 00:44:49,531
  3952. Really?
  3953.  
  3954. 941
  3955. 00:44:49,573 --> 00:44:51,063
  3956. Show 'em, baby.
  3957.  
  3958. 942
  3959. 00:44:54,411 --> 00:44:56,379
  3960. Nobody can dance like you.
  3961.  
  3962. 943
  3963. 00:45:04,221 --> 00:45:06,553
  3964. # You can't stop my happiness #
  3965.  
  3966. 944
  3967. 00:45:06,590 --> 00:45:09,184
  3968. # 'Cause I like the way I am #
  3969.  
  3970. 945
  3971. 00:45:09,226 --> 00:45:12,059
  3972. # And ya just can't stop
  3973. my knife and fork #
  3974.  
  3975. 946
  3976. 00:45:12,096 --> 00:45:15,065
  3977. # When I see a Christmas ham #
  3978.  
  3979. 947
  3980. 00:45:15,099 --> 00:45:17,897
  3981. # So if you don't like the way I look #
  3982.  
  3983. 948
  3984. 00:45:17,935 --> 00:45:20,836
  3985. # Well, I just don't give a damn #
  3986.  
  3987. 949
  3988. 00:45:20,871 --> 00:45:23,431
  3989. # 'Cause the world keeps spinnin'
  3990. round and round #
  3991.  
  3992. 950
  3993. 00:45:23,474 --> 00:45:26,375
  3994. # And my heart's keepin' time
  3995. to the speed of sound #
  3996.  
  3997. 951
  3998. 00:45:26,410 --> 00:45:28,344
  3999. # I was lost till I heard the drums #
  4000.  
  4001. 952
  4002. 00:45:28,379 --> 00:45:31,041
  4003. # Then I found my way #
  4004.  
  4005. 953
  4006. 00:45:31,081 --> 00:45:32,548
  4007. # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
  4008.  
  4009. 954
  4010. 00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:34,574
  4011. # Ever since this old world began #
  4012.  
  4013. 955
  4014. 00:45:34,618 --> 00:45:36,245
  4015. # A woman found out if she shook it #
  4016.  
  4017. 956
  4018. 00:45:36,287 --> 00:45:37,447
  4019. # She could shake up a man #
  4020.  
  4021. 957
  4022. 00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:39,285
  4023. # And so I'm gonna shake and shimmy it #
  4024.  
  4025. 958
  4026. 00:45:39,323 --> 00:45:42,121
  4027. # The best that I can today #
  4028.  
  4029. 959
  4030. 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:43,524
  4031. # 'Cause you can't stop #
  4032.  
  4033. 960
  4034. 00:45:43,561 --> 00:45:46,029
  4035. # The motion of the ocean
  4036. or the sun in the sky #
  4037.  
  4038. 961
  4039. 00:45:46,063 --> 00:45:48,861
  4040. # You can wonder if you wanna
  4041. but I'll never ask why #
  4042.  
  4043. 962
  4044. 00:45:48,899 --> 00:45:50,389
  4045. # And if you try to hold me down #
  4046.  
  4047. 963
  4048. 00:45:50,434 --> 00:45:51,731
  4049. # I'm gonna spit in your eye #
  4050.  
  4051. 964
  4052. 00:45:51,769 --> 00:45:53,532
  4053. # And say #
  4054.  
  4055. 965
  4056. 00:45:53,571 --> 00:45:55,698
  4057. # That you can't stop the beat #
  4058.  
  4059. 966
  4060. 00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:06,110
  4061. Whoa!
  4062.  
  4063. 967
  4064. 00:46:25,502 --> 00:46:26,833
  4065. Oh! I love you!
  4066.  
  4067. 968
  4068. 00:46:29,907 --> 00:46:30,669
  4069. You did great!
  4070.  
  4071. 969
  4072. 00:46:32,676 --> 00:46:34,644
  4073. Corny, do something.
  4074.  
  4075. 970
  4076. 00:46:34,678 --> 00:46:36,771
  4077. The show is turning to gumbo.
  4078.  
  4079. 971
  4080. 00:46:36,814 --> 00:46:38,509
  4081. Not a chance, velma.
  4082.  
  4083. 972
  4084. 00:46:39,683 --> 00:46:41,173
  4085. This is the future.
  4086.  
  4087. 973
  4088. 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,315
  4089. Maybelle, let's go.
  4090.  
  4091. 974
  4092. 00:46:45,356 --> 00:46:47,119
  4093. This is your time.
  4094.  
  4095. 975
  4096. 00:46:52,529 --> 00:46:53,860
  4097. Yeah.
  4098.  
  4099. 976
  4100. 00:46:53,897 --> 00:46:55,194
  4101. All right, Miss buttercup.
  4102.  
  4103. 977
  4104. 00:46:55,232 --> 00:46:57,257
  4105. It's time to wrap this mutha up.
  4106.  
  4107. 978
  4108. 00:46:57,301 --> 00:46:58,598
  4109. # Oh, oh, oh #
  4110.  
  4111. 979
  4112. 00:46:58,636 --> 00:47:00,194
  4113. - # You can't stop today #
  4114. - No!
  4115.  
  4116. 980
  4117. 00:47:00,237 --> 00:47:03,434
  4118. # As it comes speedin' down the tracks #
  4119.  
  4120. 981
  4121. 00:47:03,474 --> 00:47:04,498
  4122. # Ooh, child, yes #
  4123.  
  4124. 982
  4125. 00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,133
  4126. # Child, yesterday is history #
  4127.  
  4128. 983
  4129. 00:47:06,176 --> 00:47:07,200
  4130. Be gone!
  4131.  
  4132. 984
  4133. 00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:08,871
  4134. # And it's never comin' back #
  4135.  
  4136. 985
  4137. 00:47:08,912 --> 00:47:10,004
  4138. # Look ahead! #
  4139.  
  4140. 986
  4141. 00:47:10,047 --> 00:47:12,242
  4142. # 'Cause tomorrow is a brand-new day #
  4143.  
  4144. 987
  4145. 00:47:12,282 --> 00:47:14,477
  4146. # And it don't know white from black #
  4147.  
  4148. 988
  4149. 00:47:14,518 --> 00:47:16,008
  4150. Yeah!
  4151.  
  4152. 989
  4153. 00:47:16,053 --> 00:47:18,021
  4154. # 'Cause the world keeps
  4155. spinnin' round and round #
  4156.  
  4157. 990
  4158. 00:47:18,055 --> 00:47:20,819
  4159. # And my heart's keepin'
  4160. time to the speed of sound #
  4161.  
  4162. 991
  4163. 00:47:20,858 --> 00:47:22,985
  4164. # I was lost till I heard the drums #
  4165.  
  4166. 992
  4167. 00:47:23,027 --> 00:47:25,257
  4168. # Then I found my way #
  4169.  
  4170. 993
  4171. 00:47:25,295 --> 00:47:27,058
  4172. # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
  4173.  
  4174. 994
  4175. 00:47:27,097 --> 00:47:29,065
  4176. # Ever since we first saw the light #
  4177.  
  4178. 995
  4179. 00:47:29,099 --> 00:47:30,794
  4180. # A man and woman
  4181. liked to shake it #
  4182.  
  4183. 996
  4184. 00:47:30,834 --> 00:47:32,199
  4185. # On a Saturday night #
  4186.  
  4187. 997
  4188. 00:47:32,236 --> 00:47:33,828
  4189. # And so I'm gonna
  4190. shake and shimmy it #
  4191.  
  4192. 998
  4193. 00:47:33,871 --> 00:47:34,929
  4194. # With all of my might #
  4195.  
  4196. 999
  4197. 00:47:34,972 --> 00:47:36,837
  4198. # Today #
  4199.  
  4200. 1000
  4201. 00:47:36,874 --> 00:47:39,308
  4202. # 'Cause you can't stop
  4203. the motion of the ocean #
  4204.  
  4205. 1001
  4206. 00:47:39,343 --> 00:47:40,708
  4207. # Or the rain from above #
  4208.  
  4209. 1002
  4210. 00:47:40,744 --> 00:47:42,439
  4211. # They can try to stop the paradise #
  4212.  
  4213. 1003
  4214. 00:47:42,479 --> 00:47:43,468
  4215. # We're dreamin' of #
  4216.  
  4217. 1004
  4218. 00:47:43,514 --> 00:47:44,572
  4219. # But you cannot stop #
  4220.  
  4221. 1005
  4222. 00:47:44,615 --> 00:47:46,378
  4223. # The rhythm of two hearts in love #
  4224.  
  4225. 1006
  4226. 00:47:46,417 --> 00:47:47,884
  4227. # To stay #
  4228.  
  4229. 1007
  4230. 00:47:47,918 --> 00:47:50,386
  4231. # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
  4232.  
  4233. 1008
  4234. 00:47:50,421 --> 00:47:57,825
  4235. # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
  4236.  
  4237. 1009
  4238. 00:47:57,861 --> 00:48:00,557
  4239. # Ever since we first saw the sun #
  4240.  
  4241. 1010
  4242. 00:48:00,597 --> 00:48:03,395
  4243. # A man and woman liked to shake it
  4244. when the day is done #
  4245.  
  4246. 1011
  4247. 00:48:03,434 --> 00:48:04,992
  4248. # And so we're gonna shake
  4249. and shimmy it #
  4250.  
  4251. 1012
  4252. 00:48:05,035 --> 00:48:07,799
  4253. # And have some fun today #
  4254.  
  4255. 1013
  4256. 00:48:07,838 --> 00:48:09,271
  4257. # 'Cause you can't stop #
  4258.  
  4259. 1014
  4260. 00:48:09,306 --> 00:48:11,740
  4261. # The motion of the ocean
  4262. or the rain from above #
  4263.  
  4264. 1015
  4265. 00:48:11,775 --> 00:48:14,369
  4266. # They can try to stop the
  4267. paradise we're dreamin' of #
  4268.  
  4269. 1016
  4270. 00:48:14,411 --> 00:48:15,935
  4271. # But you'll never stop the rhythm #
  4272.  
  4273. 1017
  4274. 00:48:15,979 --> 00:48:18,743
  4275. # Of two hearts in love to stay #
  4276.  
  4277. 1018
  4278. 00:48:18,782 --> 00:48:20,682
  4279. # 'Cause you can't stop the beat #
  4280.  
  4281. 1019
  4282. 00:48:20,718 --> 00:48:31,953
  4283. # You can't stop the beat #
  4284.  
  4285. 1020
  4286. 00:48:50,347 --> 00:48:52,815
  4287. # Ooh, ooh #
  4288.  
  4289. 1021
  4290. 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,550
  4291. # Hey, old friend, let's look back #
  4292.  
  4293. 1022
  4294. 00:48:58,589 --> 00:49:01,956
  4295. # On the crazy clothes we wore #
  4296.  
  4297. 1023
  4298. 00:49:01,992 --> 00:49:04,620
  4299. # Ain't it fun to look back #
  4300.  
  4301. 1024
  4302. 00:49:04,661 --> 00:49:08,119
  4303. # To see it's all been done before #
  4304.  
  4305. 1025
  4306. 00:49:08,165 --> 00:49:10,633
  4307. # All those nights together #
  4308.  
  4309. 1026
  4310. 00:49:10,667 --> 00:49:13,295
  4311. # Are a special memory #
  4312.  
  4313. 1027
  4314. 00:49:13,337 --> 00:49:16,204
  4315. # And I can't wait for tomorrow #
  4316.  
  4317. 1028
  4318. 00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:19,300
  4319. # Just as long as you're
  4320. dancin' next to me #
  4321.  
  4322. 1029
  4323. 00:49:19,343 --> 00:49:22,141
  4324. # 'Cause it's so clear, every year #
  4325.  
  4326. 1030
  4327. 00:49:22,179 --> 00:49:23,737
  4328. # We get stronger #
  4329.  
  4330. 1031
  4331. 00:49:23,781 --> 00:49:25,214
  4332. # Stronger #
  4333.  
  4334. 1032
  4335. 00:49:25,249 --> 00:49:28,150
  4336. # 'Cause what's gone is gone,
  4337. the past is the past #
  4338.  
  4339. 1033
  4340. 00:49:28,185 --> 00:49:29,482
  4341. # Turn the radio up #
  4342.  
  4343. 1034
  4344. 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,817
  4345. # And then hit the gas #
  4346.  
  4347. 1035
  4348. 00:49:30,854 --> 00:49:33,755
  4349. # 'Cause I know we've come so far #
  4350.  
  4351. 1036
  4352. 00:49:33,791 --> 00:49:37,158
  4353. # But we've got so far to go #
  4354.  
  4355. 1037
  4356. 00:49:37,194 --> 00:49:39,662
  4357. # I know the road seems long #
  4358.  
  4359. 1038
  4360. 00:49:39,696 --> 00:49:42,392
  4361. # But it won't be long
  4362. till it's time to go #
  4363.  
  4364. 1039
  4365. 00:49:42,432 --> 00:49:45,299
  4366. # So, most days, we'll take it fast #
  4367.  
  4368. 1040
  4369. 00:49:45,335 --> 00:49:48,998
  4370. # And some nights, we'll take it slow #
  4371.  
  4372. 1041
  4373. 00:49:49,039 --> 00:49:51,166
  4374. # I know we've come so far #
  4375.  
  4376. 1042
  4377. 00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:56,840
  4378. # But, baby, baby,
  4379. we've got so far to go #
  4380.  
  4381. 1043
  4382. 00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,007
  4383. # Oh, yeah #
  4384.  
  4385. 1044
  4386. 00:49:59,049 --> 00:50:00,414
  4387. # Baby #
  4388.  
  4389. 1045
  4390. 00:50:00,450 --> 00:50:02,350
  4391. # Hey, old friend, together #
  4392.  
  4393. 1046
  4394. 00:50:02,386 --> 00:50:06,015
  4395. # Side by side and year by year #
  4396.  
  4397. 1047
  4398. 00:50:06,056 --> 00:50:08,524
  4399. # The road was filled
  4400. with twists and turns #
  4401.  
  4402. 1048
  4403. 00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:11,687
  4404. # Oh, but that's the road
  4405. that got us here #
  4406.  
  4407. 1049
  4408. 00:50:11,728 --> 00:50:14,458
  4409. # Let's move past the bad times #
  4410.  
  4411. 1050
  4412. 00:50:14,498 --> 00:50:17,865
  4413. # But before those memories fade #
  4414.  
  4415. 1051
  4416. 00:50:17,901 --> 00:50:20,301
  4417. # Let's forgive but not forget #
  4418.  
  4419. 1052
  4420. 00:50:20,337 --> 00:50:23,170
  4421. # And learn from all
  4422. the mistakes we made #
  4423.  
  4424. 1053
  4425. 00:50:23,207 --> 00:50:25,869
  4426. # 'Cause it's so clear, every year #
  4427.  
  4428. 1054
  4429. 00:50:25,909 --> 00:50:27,774
  4430. # We get stronger #
  4431.  
  4432. 1055
  4433. 00:50:27,811 --> 00:50:29,039
  4434. # Stronger #
  4435.  
  4436. 1056
  4437. 00:50:29,079 --> 00:50:31,877
  4438. # So don't give up and don't say when #
  4439.  
  4440. 1057
  4441. 00:50:31,915 --> 00:50:34,509
  4442. # And just get back
  4443. on the road again #
  4444.  
  4445. 1058
  4446. 00:50:34,551 --> 00:50:37,418
  4447. # 'Cause I know we've come so far #
  4448.  
  4449. 1059
  4450. 00:50:37,454 --> 00:50:41,220
  4451. # But we've got so far to go #
  4452.  
  4453. 1060
  4454. 00:50:41,258 --> 00:50:43,283
  4455. # I know the road seems long #
  4456.  
  4457. 1061
  4458. 00:50:43,327 --> 00:50:46,125
  4459. # But it won't be long
  4460. till it's time to go #
  4461.  
  4462. 1062
  4463. 00:50:46,163 --> 00:50:49,223
  4464. # So, most days, we'll take it fast #
  4465.  
  4466. 1063
  4467. 00:50:49,266 --> 00:50:52,827
  4468. # And some nights, we'll take it slow #
  4469.  
  4470. 1064
  4471. 00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:54,861
  4472. # I know we've come so far #
  4473.  
  4474. 1065
  4475. 00:50:54,905 --> 00:51:00,138
  4476. # But, baby, baby,
  4477. we've got so far to go #
  4478.  
  4479. 1066
  4480. 00:51:00,177 --> 00:51:01,235
  4481. # Oh, yeah #
  4482.  
  4483. 1067
  4484. 00:51:01,278 --> 00:51:02,609
  4485. # Baby #
  4486.  
  4487. 1068
  4488. 00:51:02,646 --> 00:51:04,079
  4489. # Uh, uh, uh, uh #
  4490.  
  4491. 1069
  4492. 00:51:04,114 --> 00:51:06,844
  4493. # Hey, old friend, come
  4494. along for the ride #
  4495.  
  4496. 1070
  4497. 00:51:06,884 --> 00:51:09,512
  4498. # There's plenty of room so jump inside #
  4499.  
  4500. 1071
  4501. 00:51:09,553 --> 00:51:12,420
  4502. # The highway's bumpy
  4503. every now and then #
  4504.  
  4505. 1072
  4506. 00:51:12,456 --> 00:51:15,425
  4507. # But it's so much better
  4508. than where I've been #
  4509.  
  4510. 1073
  4511. 00:51:15,459 --> 00:51:18,360
  4512. # Just keep moving at your own speed #
  4513.  
  4514. 1074
  4515. 00:51:18,395 --> 00:51:20,920
  4516. # Your heart is all the compass
  4517. you'll ever need #
  4518.  
  4519. 1075
  4520. 00:51:20,964 --> 00:51:24,127
  4521. # Let's keep cruisin' the road we're on #
  4522.  
  4523. 1076
  4524. 00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:26,499
  4525. # 'Cause the rearview mirror
  4526. only shows what's #
  4527.  
  4528. 1077
  4529. 00:51:26,536 --> 00:51:28,936
  4530. # Gone, gone, gone #
  4531.  
  4532. 1078
  4533. 00:51:28,972 --> 00:51:31,873
  4534. # Yeah, yeah, yeah #
  4535.  
  4536. 1079
  4537. 00:51:31,909 --> 00:51:34,639
  4538. # Got so far to go #
  4539.  
  4540. 1080
  4541. 00:51:34,678 --> 00:51:35,736
  4542. # Ohh #
  4543. # Yeah #
  4544.  
  4545. 1081
  4546. 00:51:35,779 --> 00:51:38,942
  4547. # Ohh #
  4548.  
  4549. 1082
  4550. 00:51:38,982 --> 00:51:41,644
  4551. # 'Cause it's so clear, every year #
  4552.  
  4553. 1083
  4554. 00:51:41,685 --> 00:51:43,277
  4555. # We get stronger #
  4556.  
  4557. 1084
  4558. 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,617
  4559. # Stronger #
  4560.  
  4561. 1085
  4562. 00:51:44,655 --> 00:51:46,418
  4563. # So shine that light #
  4564.  
  4565. 1086
  4566. 00:51:46,456 --> 00:51:47,787
  4567. # Take my hand #
  4568.  
  4569. 1087
  4570. 00:51:47,824 --> 00:51:50,156
  4571. # And let's dance
  4572. into the promised land #
  4573.  
  4574. 1088
  4575. 00:51:50,193 --> 00:51:53,060
  4576. # 'Cause I know we've come so far #
  4577.  
  4578. 1089
  4579. 00:51:53,096 --> 00:51:56,725
  4580. # But we've got so far to go #
  4581.  
  4582. 1090
  4583. 00:51:56,767 --> 00:51:58,792
  4584. # I know the road seems long #
  4585.  
  4586. 1091
  4587. 00:51:58,835 --> 00:52:01,702
  4588. # But it won't be long
  4589. till it's time to go #
  4590.  
  4591. 1092
  4592. 00:52:01,738 --> 00:52:04,639
  4593. # So, most days, we'll take it fast #
  4594.  
  4595. 1093
  4596. 00:52:04,675 --> 00:52:08,338
  4597. # But some nights, we'll take it slow #
  4598.  
  4599. 1094
  4600. 00:52:08,378 --> 00:52:10,505
  4601. # I know we've come so far #
  4602.  
  4603. 1095
  4604. 00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:15,610
  4605. # But, baby, baby,
  4606. we've got so far to go #
  4607.  
  4608. 1096
  4609. 00:52:15,652 --> 00:52:17,643
  4610. # Oh, oh, oh, oh #
  4611.  
  4612. 1097
  4613. 00:52:17,688 --> 00:52:19,315
  4614. # Yeah, yeah #
  4615.  
  4616. 1098
  4617. 00:52:19,356 --> 00:52:21,153
  4618. # Welcome to the sixties #
  4619.  
  4620. 1099
  4621. 00:52:21,191 --> 00:52:22,158
  4622. Stop!
  4623.  
  4624. 1100
  4625. 00:52:22,192 --> 00:52:25,684
  4626. # Stop telling me what to do #
  4627.  
  4628. 1101
  4629. 00:52:25,729 --> 00:52:26,991
  4630. Don't!
  4631.  
  4632. 1102
  4633. 00:52:27,030 --> 00:52:30,295
  4634. # Don't treat me like a child of two #
  4635.  
  4636. 1103
  4637. 00:52:30,334 --> 00:52:31,528
  4638. No!
  4639.  
  4640. 1104
  4641. 00:52:31,568 --> 00:52:35,163
  4642. # I know that you want what's best #
  4643.  
  4644. 1105
  4645. 00:52:35,205 --> 00:52:36,172
  4646. Please!
  4647.  
  4648. 1106
  4649. 00:52:36,206 --> 00:52:38,003
  4650. # But, Mother, please #
  4651.  
  4652. 1107
  4653. 00:52:38,041 --> 00:52:44,002
  4654. # Give it a rest! #
  4655.  
  4656. 1108
  4657. 00:52:44,047 --> 00:52:53,813
  4658. # Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
  4659.  
  4660. 1109
  4661. 00:52:53,857 --> 00:52:57,190
  4662. # Mama, I'm a big girl now #
  4663.  
  4664. 1110
  4665. 00:52:57,227 --> 00:53:00,560
  4666. # Once upon a time
  4667. when I was just a kid #
  4668.  
  4669. 1111
  4670. 00:53:00,597 --> 00:53:03,862
  4671. # You never let me do
  4672. just what the older kids did #
  4673.  
  4674. 1112
  4675. 00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:07,301
  4676. # But lose that laundry list
  4677. of what you won't allow #
  4678.  
  4679. 1113
  4680. 00:53:07,337 --> 00:53:10,864
  4681. # 'Cause, Mama,
  4682. I'm a big girl now #
  4683.  
  4684. 1114
  4685. 00:53:10,907 --> 00:53:14,365
  4686. # Once upon a time
  4687. I played with childhood toys #
  4688.  
  4689. 1115
  4690. 00:53:14,411 --> 00:53:17,574
  4691. # But now I'd rather play around
  4692. with older boys #
  4693.  
  4694. 1116
  4695. 00:53:17,614 --> 00:53:21,015
  4696. # So, if I get a hickey,
  4697. please don't have a cow #
  4698.  
  4699. 1117
  4700. 00:53:21,051 --> 00:53:23,076
  4701. # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
  4702.  
  4703. 1118
  4704. 00:53:24,421 --> 00:53:27,356
  4705. # Ma, I gotta tell you
  4706. that without a doubt #
  4707.  
  4708. 1119
  4709. 00:53:27,391 --> 00:53:31,054
  4710. # I get my best dancing lessons
  4711. from you #
  4712.  
  4713. 1120
  4714. 00:53:31,094 --> 00:53:34,154
  4715. # You're the one who taught me
  4716. how to twist and shout #
  4717.  
  4718. 1121
  4719. 00:53:34,197 --> 00:53:38,395
  4720. # Because you shout non-stop
  4721. and you're so twisted, too! #
  4722.  
  4723. 1122
  4724. 00:53:38,435 --> 00:53:40,130
  4725. # Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #
  4726.  
  4727. 1123
  4728. 00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,968
  4729. # Once I used to fidget
  4730. 'cause I just sat home #
  4731.  
  4732. 1124
  4733. 00:53:43,006 --> 00:53:46,464
  4734. # But now I'm just like Gidget
  4735. and I gotta get to Rome! #
  4736.  
  4737. 1125
  4738. 00:53:46,510 --> 00:53:47,738
  4739. # So say, arrivederci! #
  4740.  
  4741. 1126
  4742. 00:53:47,778 --> 00:53:48,745
  4743. # Toodle-loo! #
  4744.  
  4745. 1127
  4746. 00:53:48,779 --> 00:53:50,178
  4747. # And ciao! #
  4748.  
  4749. 1128
  4750. 00:53:50,213 --> 00:53:53,080
  4751. # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
  4752.  
  4753. 1129
  4754. 00:53:53,116 --> 00:53:57,109
  4755. # Ohh, stop! Don't! No! Please! #
  4756.  
  4757. 1130
  4758. 00:53:57,154 --> 00:54:03,490
  4759. # Stop! Don't! No! Please! #
  4760.  
  4761. 1131
  4762. 00:54:03,527 --> 00:54:05,688
  4763. # Mama, I'm a big girl now #
  4764.  
  4765. 1132
  4766. 00:54:05,729 --> 00:54:07,287
  4767. # Hey, Mama, say, Mama #
  4768.  
  4769. 1133
  4770. 00:54:07,330 --> 00:54:10,299
  4771. # Once upon a time
  4772. I was a shy young thing #
  4773.  
  4774. 1134
  4775. 00:54:10,333 --> 00:54:13,666
  4776. # Could barely walk and talk
  4777. so much as dance and sing #
  4778.  
  4779. 1135
  4780. 00:54:13,703 --> 00:54:17,104
  4781. # But let me hit that stage,
  4782. I wanna take my bow #
  4783.  
  4784. 1136
  4785. 00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:19,438
  4786. # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
  4787.  
  4788. 1137
  4789. 00:54:19,476 --> 00:54:20,943
  4790. # Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #
  4791.  
  4792. 1138
  4793. 00:54:20,977 --> 00:54:24,003
  4794. # Once upon a time
  4795. I used to dress up Ken #
  4796.  
  4797. 1139
  4798. 00:54:24,047 --> 00:54:27,278
  4799. # But now that I'm a woman,
  4800. I like bigger men #
  4801.  
  4802. 1140
  4803. 00:54:27,317 --> 00:54:30,775
  4804. # And I don't need a Barbie doll
  4805. to show me how #
  4806.  
  4807. 1141
  4808. 00:54:30,821 --> 00:54:33,051
  4809. # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
  4810.  
  4811. 1142
  4812. 00:54:33,090 --> 00:54:34,580
  4813. # Ooh, ooh, ah #
  4814.  
  4815. 1143
  4816. 00:54:34,624 --> 00:54:37,388
  4817. # Ma, you always taught me
  4818. what was right from wrong #
  4819.  
  4820. 1144
  4821. 00:54:37,427 --> 00:54:41,124
  4822. # And now I just wanna give it a try #
  4823.  
  4824. 1145
  4825. 00:54:41,164 --> 00:54:44,190
  4826. # Mama, I've been in the nest
  4827. for far too long #
  4828.  
  4829. 1146
  4830. 00:54:44,234 --> 00:54:48,295
  4831. # So please give a push
  4832. and, Mama, watch me fly #
  4833.  
  4834. 1147
  4835. 00:54:48,338 --> 00:54:50,704
  4836. # Watch me fly #
  4837.  
  4838. 1148
  4839. 00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:51,832
  4840. Show off.
  4841.  
  4842. 1149
  4843. 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:54,969
  4844. # Someday I will meet
  4845. a man you won't condemn #
  4846.  
  4847. 1150
  4848. 00:54:55,011 --> 00:54:58,105
  4849. # And we will have some kids
  4850. and you can torture them #
  4851.  
  4852. 1151
  4853. 00:54:58,148 --> 00:55:01,345
  4854. # But let me be a star
  4855. before I take that vow #
  4856.  
  4857. 1152
  4858. 00:55:01,384 --> 00:55:03,579
  4859. # 'Cause, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
  4860.  
  4861. 1153
  4862. 00:55:03,620 --> 00:55:05,053
  4863. # Whoa-oh-oh #
  4864.  
  4865. 1154
  4866. 00:55:05,088 --> 00:55:06,953
  4867. # Mama, I'm a big girl now #
  4868.  
  4869. 1155
  4870. 00:55:06,990 --> 00:55:08,321
  4871. # Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! #
  4872.  
  4873. 1156
  4874. 00:55:08,358 --> 00:55:11,725
  4875. # Mama, I'm a big girl #
  4876.  
  4877. 1157
  4878. 00:55:11,761 --> 00:55:14,025
  4879. Ooh, such a big, big girl!
  4880.  
  4881. 1158
  4882. 00:55:14,064 --> 00:55:17,431
  4883. # I'm a big girl now #
  4884.  
  4885. 1159
  4886. 00:55:17,467 --> 00:55:24,671
  4887. # Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! #
  4888.  
  4889. 1160
  4890. 00:55:24,708 --> 00:55:27,700
  4891. # Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
  4892.  
  4893. 1161
  4894. 00:55:30,046 --> 00:55:33,174
  4895. # They came from way
  4896. far out in outer space #
  4897.  
  4898. 1162
  4899. 00:55:33,216 --> 00:55:36,811
  4900. # She's hard to miss
  4901. and so they landed on her face #
  4902.  
  4903. 1163
  4904. 00:55:36,853 --> 00:55:38,912
  4905. # She's got cooties! #
  4906.  
  4907. 1164
  4908. 00:55:38,955 --> 00:55:40,422
  4909. # They've found a place to nest #
  4910.  
  4911. 1165
  4912. 00:55:40,457 --> 00:55:41,515
  4913. # She's got cooties #
  4914.  
  4915. 1166
  4916. 00:55:41,558 --> 00:55:42,684
  4917. # Cooties #
  4918.  
  4919. 1167
  4920. 00:55:42,726 --> 00:55:44,318
  4921. # If I were her, I'd be depressed #
  4922.  
  4923. 1168
  4924. 00:55:44,361 --> 00:55:46,295
  4925. # Long tailed, sharp nailed #
  4926.  
  4927. 1169
  4928. 00:55:46,329 --> 00:55:48,354
  4929. # Fuzzy legs, laying eggs #
  4930.  
  4931. 1170
  4932. 00:55:48,398 --> 00:55:52,027
  4933. # Oh, no, ew! #
  4934.  
  4935. 1171
  4936. 00:55:52,068 --> 00:55:55,629
  4937. # In science class she's like
  4938. a walking show-and-tell #
  4939.  
  4940. 1172
  4941. 00:55:55,672 --> 00:55:58,698
  4942. # Her pet skunk ran away
  4943. 'cause it couldn't take the smell #
  4944.  
  4945. 1173
  4946. 00:55:58,742 --> 00:56:00,209
  4947. # She's got cooties #
  4948.  
  4949. 1174
  4950. 00:56:00,243 --> 00:56:02,336
  4951. # Nobody wants to sit by her #
  4952.  
  4953. 1175
  4954. 00:56:02,379 --> 00:56:06,406
  4955. # No, don't need a coat
  4956. 'cause she's got fur! #
  4957.  
  4958. 1176
  4959. 00:56:06,449 --> 00:56:08,417
  4960. # Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot #
  4961.  
  4962. 1177
  4963. 00:56:08,451 --> 00:56:10,578
  4964. # Glad I got my cootie shot! #
  4965.  
  4966. 1178
  4967. 00:56:11,922 --> 00:56:14,049
  4968. # Come on, boys,
  4969. let's stamp 'em out! #
  4970.  
  4971. 1179
  4972. 00:56:14,090 --> 00:56:15,990
  4973. # Uh-uh-uh-uh,
  4974. uh-uh-uh-uh #
  4975.  
  4976. 1180
  4977. 00:56:16,026 --> 00:56:17,618
  4978. # Cootie, cootie #
  4979.  
  4980. 1181
  4981. 00:56:17,661 --> 00:56:19,754
  4982. # Come on, boys #
  4983.  
  4984. 1182
  4985. 00:56:19,796 --> 00:56:20,956
  4986. # Cootie, cootie #
  4987.  
  4988. 1183
  4989. 00:56:20,997 --> 00:56:23,488
  4990. # Uh-uh-uh-uh,
  4991. uh-uh-uh-uh #
  4992.  
  4993. 1184
  4994. 00:56:23,533 --> 00:56:24,898
  4995. # Cootie, cootie #
  4996.  
  4997. 1185
  4998. 00:56:24,935 --> 00:56:26,527
  4999. # Come on, boys #
  5000.  
  5001. 1186
  5002. 00:56:26,570 --> 00:56:28,629
  5003. # Whoa, no, no, no #
  5004.  
  5005. 1187
  5006. 00:56:28,672 --> 00:56:29,900
  5007. # She's got cooties #
  5008.  
  5009. 1188
  5010. 00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:31,737
  5011. # She's just as friendly as can be #
  5012.  
  5013. 1189
  5014. 00:56:31,775 --> 00:56:33,072
  5015. # She's got cooties #
  5016.  
  5017. 1190
  5018. 00:56:33,109 --> 00:56:35,407
  5019. # She shows them cootie hospitality #
  5020.  
  5021. 1191
  5022. 00:56:35,445 --> 00:56:36,639
  5023. # She's got cooties #
  5024.  
  5025. 1192
  5026. 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,148
  5027. # She's like a living Twilight Zone #
  5028.  
  5029. 1193
  5030. 00:56:39,182 --> 00:56:40,410
  5031. # She's got cooties #
  5032.  
  5033. 1194
  5034. 00:56:40,450 --> 00:56:42,577
  5035. # Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? #
  5036.  
  5037. 1195
  5038. 00:56:42,619 --> 00:56:45,087
  5039. # Black, white, red, green #
  5040.  
  5041. 1196
  5042. 00:56:45,121 --> 00:56:46,748
  5043. # Every color in between #
  5044.  
  5045. 1197
  5046. 00:56:46,790 --> 00:56:48,485
  5047. # Dresses like a circus clown #
  5048.  
  5049. 1198
  5050. 00:56:48,525 --> 00:56:50,425
  5051. # Somebody oughta hose her down #
  5052.  
  5053. 1199
  5054. 00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:52,223
  5055. # Grew up in a cootie zoo #
  5056.  
  5057. 1200
  5058. 00:56:52,262 --> 00:56:56,255
  5059. # I bet her two-ton
  5060. Mama's got 'em, too! #
  5061.  
  5062. 1201
  5063. 00:56:56,299 --> 00:56:57,766
  5064. # She-she-she's coming! #
  5065.  
  5066. 1202
  5067. 00:56:57,801 --> 00:56:59,598
  5068. # She's got cooties #
  5069.  
  5070. 1203
  5071. 00:56:59,636 --> 00:57:01,570
  5072. # Somebody oughta hose her down #
  5073.  
  5074. 1204
  5075. 00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:02,936
  5076. # She's got cooties #
  5077.  
  5078. 1205
  5079. 00:57:02,973 --> 00:57:04,941
  5080. # Oh, yeah #
  5081.  
  5082. 1206
  5083. 00:57:04,975 --> 00:57:06,442
  5084. # She's got cooties #
  5085.  
  5086. 1207
  5087. 00:57:06,476 --> 00:57:08,944
  5088. # Somebody oughta hose her down #
  5089.  
  5090. 1208
  5091. 00:57:08,979 --> 00:57:10,446
  5092. # She's got cooties #
  5093.  
  5094. 1209
  5095. 00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,107
  5096. # Yeah, yeah #
  5097.  
  5098. 1210
  5099. 00:57:12,148 --> 00:57:13,274
  5100. # She's got cooties #
  5101.  
  5102. 1211
  5103. 00:57:13,316 --> 00:57:15,614
  5104. # She's just as friendly as can be #
  5105.  
  5106. 1212
  5107. 00:57:15,652 --> 00:57:16,778
  5108. # She's got cooties #
  5109.  
  5110. 1213
  5111. 00:57:16,820 --> 00:57:19,345
  5112. # She shows them cootie hospitality #
  5113.  
  5114. 1214
  5115. 00:57:19,389 --> 00:57:20,947
  5116. # She's got cooties #
  5117.  
  5118. 1215
  5119. 00:57:20,991 --> 00:57:23,084
  5120. # This girly surely catch your eye #
  5121.  
  5122. 1216
  5123. 00:57:23,126 --> 00:57:24,286
  5124. # She's got cooties #
  5125.  
  5126. 1217
  5127. 00:57:24,327 --> 00:57:26,818
  5128. # She surely likes to
  5129. let her freak flag fly #
  5130.  
  5131. 1218
  5132. 00:57:28,665 --> 00:57:30,132
  5133. # Come on, boys #
  5134.  
  5135. 1219
  5136. 00:57:30,166 --> 00:57:31,326
  5137. # Let's jam #
  5138.  
  5139. 1220
  5140. 00:57:31,368 --> 00:57:32,630
  5141. # Let's hear it for Mama #
  5142.  
  5143. 1221
  5144. 00:57:32,669 --> 00:57:34,796
  5145. # Come on, boys, let's jam #
  5146.  
  5147. 1222
  5148. 00:57:34,838 --> 00:57:36,465
  5149. # Let's hear it for Mama #
  5150.  
  5151. 1223
  5152. 00:57:36,506 --> 00:57:38,804
  5153. # Come on, boys, let's jam #
  5154.  
  5155. 1224
  5156. 00:57:38,842 --> 00:57:40,309
  5157. # Let's hear it for Mama #
  5158.  
  5159. 1225
  5160. 00:57:40,343 --> 00:57:42,368
  5161. # Come on, boys, let's jam #
  5162.  
  5163. 1226
  5164. 00:57:42,412 --> 00:57:43,572
  5165. # Let's hear it for Mama #
  5166.  
  5167. 1227
  5168. 00:57:43,613 --> 00:57:45,240
  5169. # Black, white, red, green #
  5170.  
  5171. 1228
  5172. 00:57:45,282 --> 00:57:47,182
  5173. # Every color in between #
  5174.  
  5175. 1229
  5176. 00:57:47,217 --> 00:57:48,946
  5177. # Dresses like a circus clown #
  5178.  
  5179. 1230
  5180. 00:57:48,985 --> 00:57:50,850
  5181. # Somebody oughta hose her down #
  5182.  
  5183. 1231
  5184. 00:57:50,887 --> 00:57:52,582
  5185. # Grew up in a cootie zoo #
  5186.  
  5187. 1232
  5188. 00:57:52,622 --> 00:57:55,614
  5189. # I bet her two-ton Mama's got 'em, too! #
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