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Dexter in hell

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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #934
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  3. What would his sinner form look like?
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  5. Him and the carver guy from Nip/Tuck need to do a duet on Hasbin.
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  7. Do you think Dexter would still continue to kill in hell or not?
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  9. It wouldn't be half as much fun if he couldn't do it with a side of detective work.
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  11. Maybe he'd fall into a PI kinda deal and help solve mysteries of overlords dying without someone claiming responsibility. I imagine that happens a lot when someone wants a power vacuum but doesn't want to pi ss off the dead overlord's allies in the process and start a war.
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  13. The only way to kill a sinner in hell is to get an angel's weapon. But wouldn't that draw too much attention? Random sinners not spawning back after the cleansing would be a red flag.
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  15. I think it's canon that after the cleanse the Exorcists leave a ton of weapons laying around.
  16. The alternative is they just vanish so someone's kidnapped.
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  18. Right, and since murder and killing is all too common, Dexter can just hide in the chaos. I just hope he doesn't kill an Ars Goetia member in the process. One of Dexter's dumbest kills that brought him the most trouble was when he killed Miguel, a district attorney.
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  20. Wouldn't killing a demon prince as an overlord mean they get that much stronger? It seems to be implied that overlords are dangerously capable of killing their way to the top of a lot of ladders. Maybe Lucifer would step in and facemelt someone if they started f-king with the rings.
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  22. Yeah. But Dexter isn't one for theatrics. He's not like Alastor who advertises his sick kicks. Dexter prefers to live alone and not indulge in his base desires until his dark passenger requires him to do. Even in hell, Dexter would probably still follow Harry's code. Don't get caught.
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  24. There's yet to be an insight into how common angelic weapons in Hell are nor their quality after they've been discarded
  25. It could either be the equilivant of people picking up bullet casings and trying to mold a shitty shiv out of it, good for one stab
  26. Or the Exterminators shoot one bullet out of a 100 round magazine, and they then toss out the whole gun and grab another
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  28. Seeing how Moxxie had an orgasm at seeing Striker's angelic gun I suspect angelic weapons are going to be portrayed as exceedingly rare, at least good ones
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  30. There's also life experience to consider there.
  31. Pentagram city is in pride ring and that's where the purges happen. By the time the Exorcists are done, it's likely a feeding frenzy for any and all weaponry. It rarely trickles down out of the hands of sinners and people who live in Pride.
  32. Moxxie's a hellborn low status imp, he likely never saw an angelic weapon cause they never get to their neck of the woods.
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  34. But for all we know there are a ton of hellborn who camp out in Pride during the extermination and go galivanting around collecting discarded exterminator weapons.
  35. Once again """word of god""" rears its ugly head with the declaration that hellborn are not targeted by the exorcists. So you get ten thousand different ways you can interpret that.
  36. Personally I feel the show should be wary of making angelic weapons something easy to access, otherwise you start to get serious issues such as why do Overlords exist when any sheep-person with a rifle could kill off almost any Overlord/blueblood with no real effort???
  37. God made man but Colt made them equal. Then Kalashnikov made it affordable.
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  39. At this point we're just theory crafting, which is what we do best.
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  41. I think regular exterminator weapons are only capable of killing lower tier entities, but Goetian Demons and overlords require tailor built firepower. It could also be that exterminators leave their weaponry around so that lower class demons continue to do their job year round.
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  43. How would Dexter blend in in Hell? Would he fall back on being a drug addict in season 2?
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  45. All i know about dexter is that meme where the big buff black guy says surprise motherf-ker.
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  47. The relationship Dexter has with Doakes is too good. Honestly, Doakes died too soon.
  48. h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx7fX0c5pMM&ab_channel=MattDaaaamon
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  50. Doakes was the only person who was onto Dexter from the very start.
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