var greets = [
                                          "Hey there, %s.",
					  "Oh hai there %s. :D",
					  "%s, Roar! :D",
					  "Hey there, %s, you're so awesome!",
					  "Look who decided to join the chat. It's %s.",
					  "Speak of the devil. Oh hey %s.",
					  "%s, welcome to the abyss.",
					  "Oh hai there %s. :D",
					  "%s, you're looking good today! :)",
					  "Welcome to the chat %s.",
					  "%s, how are you on this fine day? :)",
					  "Oh, %s! Why hello thar ol' chap!",
					  "Oh, %s!! My main cheese wiz! What's Crackin'?",
					  "%s, wwwaaassssssuuupppppppppp?",
					  "Oh snap! It's %s. PARTTYYYYY TIMEEEEE :D"
					];
					words.value = greets[Math.floor(Math.random()*greets.length)].replace("%s",name);