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- >You are Anonymous and you are a Mongol.
- >And do you know what your favorite food is?
- >BARBEQUE!
- >But not just any barbecue. It was barbeque made from horse meat.
- >And one day, you woke up and found yourself in heaven.
- >Tiny horses EVERYWHERE!
- >You tried to grab a tiny orange horse that wore a funny hat but it kicked really hard.
- >Tiny horse started chirping and whistling and clicking at you and it confused you greatly.
- >So you pull out your sword and you stab tiny horse until it stops moving.
- >Tiny horse doesn't tell YOU what to do.
- >You grab the dead horse and go find a place to make camp in a nearby woods.
- >The place is scary looking but it doesn't bother you.
- >You are Mongol.
- >Most fierce warrior ever.
- >You cook horse and take a bite.
- >Tastes like apples.
- >This confuses you but you do not complain.
- >You eat good for a few days.
- >You eventually run out of tiny orange horse to eat so you go to find another one.
- >As you walk around you see a tiny yellow horse with a pink mane flying around.
- >OH BOY, YOU'VE NEVER HAD FLYING HORSE BEFORE!
- >You pull out your bow and shoot tiny flying horse.
- >Tiny horse drops to the ground and starts screaming.
- >You run up and beat the horse with a rock until it's dead.
- >Damn thing was noisy for being so tiny.
- >You bring tiny horse back to your home in the scary forest nearby.
- >You cook tiny horse and have a taste.
- >Tastes like nature.
- >You spit it out.
- >You do not eat good that night.
- >You go searching for more tiny horses to eat the next morning.
- >You find a what looks like a town.
- >And it was full of tiny horses.
- >You really were in heaven.
- >You run down to the town but are stopped by tiny horses in golden armor.
- >Hah.
- >Tiny baby horses think they can fight.
- >Is funny to you.
- >You grab your sword and shield and go have some fun killing the tiny horses.
- >You take them all back to your camp in the scary woods.
- >You cook one of them up and have a taste.
- >Tastes like normal horse.
- >You eat good that night and for several days later.
- >You couldn't eat all of the horses before they started to rot.
- >So you threw the tiny horses away and buried them and searched for more tiny horses.
- >You head towards the town you saw earlier.
- >No tiny horses anywhere.
- >Hahaha, they think they can fool you.
- >You are mongol, smartest warrior ever!
- >You break down the door of one of the houses and search for tiny horses.
- >Nothing.
- >You break down the door of another house and search for tiny horses.
- >Nothing again.
- >You continue doing this for a very long time and find no tiny horses.
- >Maybe the tiny horses were smarter than they looked.
- >You turn around to go back to camp but see a bigger tiny horse standing in front of you.
- >Bigger tiny horse wore jewelry, had wings and a horn, and had funny colored mane that looked the lights in the sky during the cold seasons.
- >You grab your sword and shield and lick your lips.
- >You wonder what this one will taste like.
- >You go to swing your sword but are hit by a bright flash of light and thrown backwards.
- >You try to get up but feel a great heat surround you from all sides.
- >As you scream from the heat searing you all over, you suddenly realize what's going on.
- >Bigger tiny horse is going to have YOU for barbecue.
- >You suddenly wonder if Irony was a word in Mongolian.
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