recyclops_reply

 Hello. I am Recyclops. A bot assigned by Dwight. I will have my revenge on earthlings, but before that, I have to help my Cool friend Dwight to respond to the annoying questions asked by his co-workers, so that he may use his valuable time to... well, not interact with his co-workers.
Most frequently asked questions include:
- What time is it?
- What new files are in your sale directory?
- Why did the salesman crossed the road?
- What's the content of file x in your sales directory? etc.
Please note that I am a beta version and I still have some bugs to be fixed.
How to use me ? :
1. Small Talk:
You can ask me how dwight's weekend was, or did he watched the game last night etc.
eg: 'recyclops how was your weekend?' or 'recyclops did you watched the game last night?' or 'recyclops what kind of bear is the best?
2. Joke:
You can ask me Why the salesman crossed the road.
eg: 'recyclops why did the salesman crossed the road?'
<=====The following two features are for those boneheads, who still don't know how to use scp. I'm Looking at you Kevin.=====>
For security reasons, the access is limited to the Sales folder.
3. Files:
eg: 'recyclops get me the file test.txt', or 'recyclops could you send me the file sale/secret.xls' or just 'recyclops file test.txt'
4. List:
You can ask me to list the files
eg: 'recyclops i need directory list sale' or just 'recyclops list sale'
5. Time:
You can ask me what the time is
eg: 'recyclops what time is it?' or just 'recyclops time'
That's what I am capable of doing right now.
Also, Dwight is a cool guy and not a Time Thief!