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Will You Smile? Halloween Live Show!

Oct 4th, 2020 (edited)
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  1. =====1=====
  2.  
  3. Shizuku
  4. [Kamihama has been moving forward
  5. little by little since that day.]
  6.  
  7. [Mahou shoujo hold hands while
  8. the city continues to recover.]
  9.  
  10. [There is one person that still
  11. threatens this moment of peace...]
  12.  
  13. [And that, is right in front of me.]
  14.  
  15. -Cafe-
  16.  
  17. Shizuku
  18. ...Halloween?
  19.  
  20. Ayaka
  21. Right! Halloween!!
  22. It's nearly here, but every district is saying the event is cancelled.
  23.  
  24. Shizuku
  25. Why?
  26.  
  27. Ayaka
  28. You know, the damage in Chuo Ward.
  29. For sooome reason all of Kamihama has this kind of mood.
  30.  
  31. Shizuku
  32. I see... It can't be helped then, can it?
  33.  
  34. Ayaka
  35. I think there's still lots of people that want to do it thoough.
  36.  
  37. Shizuku
  38. But, nobody is doing anything, right?
  39.  
  40. Ayaka
  41. You're totally riight.
  42.  
  43. Shizuku
  44. If that's how it is, I think there isn't anything that can be done...
  45.  
  46. Ayaka
  47. Hmm, but to just do nothiing.
  48.  
  49. Shizuku
  50. Ayaka must really like Halloween.
  51.  
  52. Ayaka
  53. Halloween's "also" something I like!
  54. Doesn't an event like that just make everyone smile!?
  55. That's why, right now Kamihama really needs it!
  56. Ahh, geez! It would be a waste, Kamihama!
  57. If there's even a chance, I'll bring smiles to the whole town!
  58.  
  59. Shizuku
  60. ...Then, why not try, Ayaka?
  61.  
  62. Ayaka
  63. Heh? What do you mean?
  64.  
  65. Shizuku
  66. Um... I was just thinking,
  67. If your goal is to make everyone smile...
  68. Ayaka should organize things to do just that.
  69.  
  70. Shizuku
  71. [Thinking back on it now, I think that was a very reasonable statement.]
  72. [But, my statement
  73. made Ayaka get serious.]
  74.  
  75. Shizuku
  76. But, that's really impossible.
  77. A high school student alone can't host an event...
  78.  
  79. Ayaka
  80. I will... for an event...
  81. That's it...!
  82. That's it Shizuku-chan!
  83. All I have to do is make everyone smile!
  84.  
  85. Shizuku
  86. Ayaka will... make everyone smile?
  87.  
  88. Ayaka
  89. Right! A live comedy show! I will, bring laughter to Kamihama!
  90.  
  91. Shizuku
  92. ...Seriously?
  93.  
  94. Ayaka
  95. Yeah, let's do our best together!
  96. No, starting today, shall I call you partner?
  97.  
  98. Shizuku
  99. Eh... but I'm not willing to do this...
  100.  
  101. -Apartment Complex-
  102.  
  103. Seika
  104. Live comedy... you said?
  105.  
  106. Ayaka
  107. Exactly! How about it? Will you join as my partner?
  108.  
  109. Seika
  110. Of course I want to try.
  111. But... where do you go live?
  112. We would have to gather an audience...
  113.  
  114. Shizuku
  115. That's what I tried telling her, but...
  116.  
  117. Ayaka
  118. Somehow we'll do it!!
  119.  
  120. Shizuku
  121. ...You say that.
  122.  
  123. Ayaka
  124. The desire to make everyone smile is the most important thing!
  125.  
  126. Shizuku
  127. That's fine, but, the fact of the matter is...
  128.  
  129. Seika
  130. I understand.
  131.  
  132. Shizuku
  133. Eh?
  134.  
  135. Seika
  136. I too, am encouraged by master's comedy!
  137. This time, I will give back with my comedy!
  138.  
  139. Ayaka
  140. Alriight!
  141. Then let's get material immediately!
  142.  
  143. Shizuka
  144. [Because of this, my daily life
  145. has once again become noisy.]
  146.  
  147.  
  148. =====2=====
  149.  
  150. Shizuku
  151. [Delivering laughter to Kamihama.]
  152. [Ayaka declared this and
  153. chose Seika-chan as her partner.]
  154. [The two formed a manzai duo and
  155. practiced until late every day.]
  156. [...Of course
  157. there was no aim to this live comedy.]
  158.  
  159. -Apartment Complex (Evening)-
  160.  
  161. Ayaka
  162. That's wrong Seika-chan! I can't hear you at all!
  163. More, you have to speak loudly from your gut!
  164. Otherwise the followup material won't work!
  165.  
  166. Seika
  167. Excuse me! Master!
  168.  
  169. Ayaka
  170. The manzai has to match the boke's rhythm...
  171. This feels like a new rhythm manzai!
  172. That's why we changed the flow so the tsukkomi is grand and easy to understand!
  173.  
  174. Seika
  175. Yes! I would like to start again from the last minute!
  176.  
  177. Shizuku
  178. (...Really, what are you going to do when this is live.)
  179.  
  180. Seika
  181. It's a werewolf that transforms by staring at the sun!!
  182.  
  183. Ayaka
  184. Yeah yeah! Your voice really came out! Now how about waving your hand?
  185. Like this... busyyy!!
  186.  
  187. Seika
  188. Do I have to do it that strongly...?
  189.  
  190. Ayaka
  191. It's okay, don't hold back!
  192.  
  193. Seika
  194. But... I don't want to hit you with all of my might...
  195.  
  196. Ayaka
  197. Then, why don't you think of me as a witch?
  198.  
  199. Seika
  200. In that case, please give me something to use. Um... like a whip...
  201.  
  202. Shizuku
  203. (A whip, I'm pretty sure that was Seika-chan's weapon...)
  204.  
  205. Ayaka
  206. That's not happening!!
  207.  
  208. Shizuku
  209. (As expected, she's angry.)
  210.  
  211. Ayaka
  212. Manzai is expressed through one's body!
  213. Bringing props onto the stage is outrageous!
  214.  
  215. Shizuku
  216. (Ah, it's like that...)
  217.  
  218. Ayaka
  219. Come on, one more time!
  220.  
  221. Seika
  222. Yes!!
  223.  
  224. Shizuku
  225. (Huhu, they're both taking this seriously...)
  226.  
  227. Ayaka
  228. A second, Shizuku-chan!
  229.  
  230. Shizuku
  231. Eh? What?
  232.  
  233. Ayaka
  234. Why did you laugh just now!?
  235.  
  236. Shizuku
  237. Ah, did I laugh?
  238.  
  239. Ayaka
  240. This part in the story doesn't call for laughter~!
  241. Seika-chan, let's change the mood a little here!
  242.  
  243. Seika
  244. Break time?
  245.  
  246. Ayaka
  247. Nope! Today's audience is a little heavy, so let's find someone else to watch us.
  248. Let's see... look! That person sitting over there.
  249.  
  250. Seika
  251. Eh!? I don't know that person at all!
  252.  
  253. Ayaka
  254. This is the same as rehearsal, don't worry don't worry!
  255.  
  256. Seika
  257. I understand... I won't worry!!
  258.  
  259. Shizuku
  260. They're gone...
  261. (There's still a lot of anxiety, but... Well, Ayaka is having fun.)
  262. (I want to do something since you guys are doing your best... but,)
  263.  
  264. Ayaka
  265. Ehhh!?
  266.  
  267. Shizuku
  268. That voice...
  269. What on earth happened...?
  270.  
  271. Ayaka
  272. This person, is a spokesperson for a local sweets retailer...
  273.  
  274. Guy
  275. I'm in charge of the annual Halloween event.
  276. But this year very few companies are participating.
  277. I'm thinking of making the event centered on the public instead.
  278.  
  279. Ayaka
  280. You're looking for gifts to offer participants.
  281.  
  282. Guy
  283. However, not enough people have signed up to participate.
  284. If more groups participated, we could hold the event again this year.
  285.  
  286. Shizuku
  287. Then by chance, Ayaka's group would...
  288.  
  289. Guy
  290. Yeah, your group's manzai...
  291. How should I say, the sight of so many customers laughing would be wonderful.
  292. By all means, would you join for our event?
  293.  
  294. Ayaka
  295. Huhuhuhuhu...
  296.  
  297. Shizuku
  298. ...Amazing, they really managed to do it...
  299.  
  300.  
  301. =====3=====
  302.  
  303. Shizuku
  304. [On the day of the Halloween event...]
  305. [In other words, the day that Ayaka and Seika-chan would show their manzai.]
  306.  
  307. -Shopping District-
  308.  
  309. Ayaka
  310. Well, well?
  311.  
  312. Shizuku
  313. I gave you my impression earlier, it looks good on you.
  314.  
  315. Ayaka
  316. Don't praise me, just lauuugh.
  317.  
  318. Shizuku
  319. I'll save it for the performance.
  320. By the way, is Seika-chan not here yet?
  321.  
  322. Ayaka
  323. I called her several times, but she's not answering...
  324. ...oh, speaking of, Seika-chan's calling!
  325. Hello? Where are you now?
  326.  
  327. Seika
  328. Ma, ster... I, will be a little, late...
  329.  
  330. Ayaka
  331. Erm? Are you okay? Seika-chan?
  332.  
  333. Seika
  334. I am okay...
  335. I just have a, little fever, but...
  336.  
  337. Ayaka
  338. Eehh!? That's serious!
  339.  
  340. Seika
  341. I'll be... just fine.
  342. I'll be, next to master... in Kamihama... laughing...
  343.  
  344. Ayaka
  345. .....
  346. There there, Seika-chan. Today you're resting.
  347.  
  348. Seika
  349. But, I...
  350.  
  351. Ayaka
  352. First off I want you to sleep soundly!
  353. You can make people laugh after you feel better!
  354.  
  355. Seika
  356. ...Master... thank you so much.
  357.  
  358. Shizuku
  359. .....
  360.  
  361. Ayaka
  362. ...That was why, Seika-chan is sick!
  363.  
  364. Shizuku
  365. Will she be okay?
  366.  
  367. Ayaka
  368. She must be exhausted after practicing every single day.
  369.  
  370. Shizuku
  371. Seika-chan's in that condition, but... the manzai, what are you going to do?
  372. This time we really can't do anything...
  373.  
  374. Ayaka
  375. No way! Somehow it'll work!
  376.  
  377. Shizuku
  378. Really?
  379.  
  380. Ayaka
  381. Well, this time it's all or nothing.
  382.  
  383. Shizuku
  384. Do you have an idea?
  385.  
  386. Ayaka
  387. That... depends on Shizuku-chan!!
  388.  
  389. Shizuku
  390. M, me?
  391.  
  392. Ayaka
  393. Now this time, let me call you partner.
  394.  
  395. Shizuku
  396. Could it be, instead of Seika-chan, you're going to put me on stage?
  397.  
  398. Ayaka
  399. You don't like it, right?
  400.  
  401. Shizuku
  402. Yeah.
  403.  
  404. Ayaka
  405. After all, this time it's all or nothing.
  406. But Shizuku-chan should do it!
  407. Please please please please please please please please please!
  408.  
  409. Shizuku
  410. Wai, Ayaka! Don't be so noisy!
  411.  
  412. Ayaka
  413. This is all or nothing, so I can't help it!
  414. So?
  415.  
  416. Shizuku
  417. .....
  418.  
  419. Ayaka
  420. Please please please please please
  421.  
  422. Shizuku
  423. I get it! I said I get it!
  424.  
  425. Ayaka
  426. ...You really mean it?
  427.  
  428. Shizuku
  429. If you asked me to remember the lines right now I would refuse, but,
  430. since I watched you two practice so much, I already memorized it.
  431. Besides, you're going to make noise until I say I'll do it anyway, right?
  432.  
  433. Ayaka
  434. Yeah! As expected of Shizuku-chan, you know me so well~.
  435.  
  436. Shizuku
  437. Yes yes.
  438.  
  439. Ayaka
  440. Well then, let's kick up the enthusiasm!!
  441.  
  442. -Stage-
  443.  
  444. Shizuku
  445. That's ridiculous! A werewolf that transforms by staring at the sun!!
  446.  
  447. Ayaka
  448. No, it can stare at the sun!! Werewolves are amazing!!
  449. It's the king of "chimiryou!!"
  450.  
  451. Shizuku
  452. chimiryou?
  453.  
  454. Ayaka
  455. Chimiryou! That is, chimimouryou! You and I are chimimouryou!
  456.  
  457. Shizuku
  458. You're suddenly starting something!? Also, I'm scared of the echo!
  459.  
  460. Ayaka
  461. Fathers and mothers are chimimouryou! Siblings and grandparents are chimimouryou! Aunts and uncles are chimimouryou!
  462.  
  463. Shizuku
  464. What about third-degree relatives!?
  465.  
  466. Ayaka
  467. Now now, everyone together~!
  468.  
  469. Ayaka & Shizuku
  470. Chimiryou, chimiryou, chimimouryou! Everyone is chimimouryou!!!
  471.  
  472. -Backstage-
  473.  
  474. Seika
  475. In other words, it was a great success, then.
  476. I'm happy, but, also disappointed...
  477.  
  478. Shizuku
  479. (The audience didn't laugh at our manzai, but...)
  480. (Since everyone was wandering around the Halloween event,)
  481. (maybe we delivered some smiles, according to Ayaka's objective.)
  482.  
  483. Ayaka
  484. Come now, Seika-chan should be focused on lowering that fever!
  485.  
  486. Shizuku
  487. (But Ayaka still looks happy... maybe I shouldn't say anything about it.)
  488. Ah, here's some sweets the spokesperson gave us.
  489. Eat them when you're feeling better.
  490.  
  491. Seika
  492. Thank you very much.
  493. Hozumi-san, I'm sorry for the inconvenience I've left you...
  494.  
  495. Shizuku
  496. Don't worry about it.
  497.  
  498. Ayaka
  499. You were so helpful going up on stage!
  500.  
  501. Shizuku
  502. It couldn't be helped and I'm not doing it again.
  503.  
  504. Ayaka
  505. Well, if it made Shizuku-chan feel that way even a little.
  506. After all, comedy is amazing!
  507.  
  508.  
  509.  
  510. ----------------------------------------
  511. Manzai is a traditional stand-up comedy act involving a duo - a tsukkomi (straight man) and boke (funny man). They tell jokes that involve misunderstandings, puns, and other odd gags that you often see Ayaka throw out.
  512.  
  513. Since this is a Halloween event, they are talking about Japanese youkai in their act, as well as werewolves. Mountain spirits (such as yamabiko) are often associated with the echo you hear when you yell out to the mountains, which Shizuku plays straight saying she is scared of it. Ayaka is making a joke that everyone is a chimimouryou, which are mountain and river youkai. They are essentially saying "Mountain spirits! Mountain spirits! Everyone's mountain river spirits!!"
  514.  
  515. It ends with them telling the audience to participate and yell out too. It's hard to translate, and, as you read, didn't really get any laughs... we can only try our best.
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