07/07/21(Wed)13:15:12 No.148093726 - Shroomjak edition

07/07/21(Wed)13:15:12 No.148093726
Challenge: Shroomjak edition

Easy:
I like mushrooms.
I am going to make mushrooms for dinner.
Mushrooms taste terrible, I hate them.

Medium:
Did you know? Mushrooms aren't plants because they don't make their own food.
I picked some mushrooms this morning. Now I am on my way to the market so I can sell them.
An expert must examine your mushrooms before you can sell them at this market.

Hard:
Despite fading into obscurity, the followers of the Siberian folk religion still maintain their traditions and use fly agaric because of its hallucinogenic qualities.
30 years ago an old lady picked mushrooms for her stew. Unfortunately she didn't know that most of the forest's mushrooms are toxic. Ever since the accident the forest is off limits.
By the end of the summer I will have been working as a mushroom inspector for 20 years. During my job I have saved countless lives by preventing people from eating or selling toxic mushrooms.

Bonus: Talk about your favorite mushroom recipe.