I was 300 lbs, bespectacled, and acne-stricken. I used to read
1copies of Dr. Dobb's Journal in P.E. Everybody hated me. Then I
underwent an emergency negroplasty and decided to enact my
revenge upon the world by inflicting massive verbal trauma
through a medium where personal interaction is impossible and
everybody feels tougher than they really are. So I installed
BitchX and went on EFNET, and the rest, my friend, is history.