Prayer to the Derp

Our Savior, who art in heaven, Toki be thy name, thy derp come, thy derp be done, in Twitch chat as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #BadLeagueOfLegendsMechanics, as we forgive tho who feed against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from the Bork.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Derp, praise her son Toki, our savior, and praise the holy derp, for it flows through us all and gives us memes. For without the derp, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.

At the table, Toki took the bread, gave thanks and meow'd "take this all of you, this is my body, it hath been given up for you. Do this in memory of me.", and he smacked the bread off the table. When supper was finished, Toki took the cup gave thanks and meow'd "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all, so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me.", and he smacked the drink off the table.

And when Derp looked upon Twitch Chat and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on to the Chat.