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- -- gamingFashionista [GF] began pestering misplacedInspiration [MI] --
- GF: Hiya Cody!
- MI: chio sora!
- GF: How's the painting going? I heard you're having trouble with it :(
- MI: that depends if you like fecking golden towers
- MI: do you?
- MI: becuase ive got plenty of those me
- GF: But your golden towers are cool
- GF: They're really well done
- MI: your not just trying to cheer me up are you?
- GF: No! I really think they're cool
- MI: well thanks i guess
- GF: So what's the problem with them, bro?
- MI: im fecking sick of them is what
- MI: theyre like the only thing i can paint well
- GF: I wish I could paint at all! I'm sure you could do other things, you're like, gifted at this
- GF: You've just gotta find another muse
- GF: You could always try me, I'm very pretty ;)
- MI: pretty like a lass
- GF: Now, it's not my fault the ladies monopolise prettiness!
- GF: It's time to reclaim beauty from the dames!
- MI: yeah good luck with that
- MI: if you could take some of their creepiness while your at it, id appreciate it
- GF: I don't need luck when I have my gorgeous face ;)
- GF: Oh, you've been talking to Kris again?
- MI: lucky guess huh?
- MI: wait you dont need luck
- MI: not when she has her everything
- GF: Oh, she's not so bad
- GF: Just play along with her horror hobbies a little and you'll find a good friend in her :)
- MI: dont get me wrong i dont think she bad
- GF: Just a little creepy, huh?
- MI: i just dont want to heard about the romantic exploits of oglogoth in smurfville
- GF: Yeah, I'll admit, that's a little weird
- GF: Then again, I played Silent Hill 2
- GF: Do you know what Pyramid Head does in that thing?
- GF: Because you don't want to know what Pyramid Head does in that thing
- MI: fair to say i dont want to know what pyramid head does in that thing
- GF: Believe me, bro, I'm not gonna tell you
- GF: That scene was nasty
- GF: Almost made me stop playing
- MI: i dont want to end up being reminded of it everytime i pass me dads pyramid desk weight
- GF: (Just kidding, nothing can make me stop playing a good game.)
- -- gamingFashionista [GF] ((*minus that period GODDAMN YOU AND YOUR LACK OF PERIODS SORA)) --
- GF: Yeah, it's best you don't know
- GF: So on that note
- GF: Heard from Dani lately?
- MI: actually not that recently no
- MI: fecking timezones
- MI: you know what theyre like
- GF: Timezones are nasty bitches are what they are
- GF: Just up and harshing all our fun >:(
- GF: But last I heard from her, she's going great! Her dogs are doing well, too
- MI: yeah shes usually so upbeat its hard to imagine bad things going on with her life
- GF: I kind of want to move to Alaska, everything just seems so chill there
- GF: Heh heh ;)
- MI: *groans*
- GF: Don't give me the cold shoulder, bro, these are quality puns!
- MI: what can i say, im a frigid ice queen me
- GF: You've gotta thaw out, girlfriend ;)
- MI: nah uh ive got to be true to myself gf
- GF: Gotta get down with your bad self?
- MI: yes just me bad self here
- MI: okay honestly im loosing track of the conversation here
- MI: *losing
- GF: It went off the rails a bit, didn't it?
- MI: thats not another pun is it?
- MI: im pretty sure trains have nothing to do with anything
- GF: It wasn't! I'm innocent I swear
- MI: ha
- GF: Whaaaat? I totally am!
- MI: well i guess
- MI: man it would be fecking brilliant if me dad moved us to alaska or basically anywhere where i already know people
- GF: You should come to Indonesia, life is pretty easy here :)
- GF: I mean, you don't want to get too sick or anything, but everyone's friendly and stuff is cheap
- MI: you say that like i have any imput whatsofeckingever on whatever plans me dad has
- GF: Blah, a guy can dream, can't he?
- GF: It'd be soooo great if some of my friends came over here
- MI: yeah, you can dream
- GF: Actually, I had this really cool dream last night
- GF: Kris and I were hanging out in this island, right? Like in Resident Evil
- GF: And of course there were zombies, so we were mowing them down
- MI: yeah you had kris in your dreams?
- GF: And then suddenly Gabe was the guy behind all the zombies for some reason, he was totally pulling the maniac bad guy image
- GF: Yeah I dream about you guys sometimes! It's kinda fun
- GF: Even if my dreamfriends don't always act like the real ones
- GF: Like Kris was sort of scared of the zombies? Weird!
- MI: thats so sweet
- MI: i dream about you guys all the time too
- GF: Oooh tell me about your dreams!
- MI: better yet i can show you
- MI: basically pretty much everything ive painted or otherwise artistically created came from a dream
- GF: Oh man! I never knew that!
- GF: That is so cool :)
- MI: i guess it is
- MI: actually now you know that over half of me dreams are dead boring, filled with golden towers
- GF: They seem pretty majestic to me
- GF: But I guess they'd get boring
- MI: im pretty sure more happens in them
- MI: i just cant remember details when i wakes me self up
- MI: you how dreams are
- GF: Yeah, dreams are weird like that
- MI: oh that reminds me
- MI: remember when you talked about using you as a muse?
- GF: Yeah?
- MI: i think i have a drawing of you i did earlier
- MI: i dont think ive shown this one to you
- GF: Oooh!
- GF: I want to see :D
- -- misplacedInspiration [MI] sends the file gf.png --
- GF: Ha! This is great XD
- MI: glad you like it!
- GF: I should totally look into getting some turtles to juggle later
- MI: yeah that looks pretty neat
- GF: Not real turtles of course! That would be cruel :'(
- GF: But turtle shells or turtle toys? Hell yeah
- MI: man that sounds fun
- MI: i don't think i could juggle
- GF: Juggling is great, I once knew this guy who juggled swords
- GF: Like
- GF: Literal swords
- MI: sharp?
- GF: Super sharp! He once let me pick one of them up and I cut my finger on the edge
- GF: I learnt how to juggle things from him but I could never, you know, do the sword thing
- MI: sure because that sounds fecking stupidly dangerous
- MI: i always thought there was some trick behind it
- MI: like swapping the sharp swords with replicas at the last moment
- GF: If there is, I'd have to kill you if I told you ;)
- MI: great, i get enough about secrets in me own home
- GF: Heh heh ;)
- GF: Sorry, performance rules
- GF: Can't let the tricks get out
- GF: Otherwise how would we stun the audience!
- GF: I will say though
- GF: That we totally performed without nets
- MI: get out
- GF: No, seriously
- GF: Once I fell down during practice
- GF: That was a bad day :(
- MI: seriously?
- GF: Yeah, I twisted my ankle and couldn't perform for aaaages
- MI: that seriously sucks!
- MI: why dont you even use nets during practice?
- MI: its not like theres anyone to impress
- GF: Well
- GF: Technically we're supposed to use nets during practice
- GF: But I was all like, "no man, I've got this"
- MI: so basically it was your own fecking fault?
- GF: Uhhhhhhh
- GF: Can we use another phrase other than my fault
- MI: uhh hold on i may need to look in me thesaurus
- MI: i don't know any other ways to say basically the same thing
- GF: Okay no I get it!
- GF: Yeah it was kind of my fault
- GF: I
- GF: Guess :(
- MI: like hold on no need to get so down in the mumps about it
- GF: Haha nah it's cool
- GF: That was a while ago anyway
- GF: Man, but let me tell you, I miss the circus guys a lot
- MI: i can imagine
- MI: leaving people is probably a part of growing up or something
- GF: Yeah, I guess so
- GF: But I was made for the spotlight, bro
- MI: maybe you'll find it again someday?
- GF: My mum keeps us practicing, but she keeps refusing to join up with any other circles
- GF: I don't get it >:(
- GF: Yeah, I'm sure I will!
- GF: Maybe I'll get into acting ;)
- MI: i have a pretty good feeling that youll get it someway or another
- GF: Heh heh, thanks for the confidence, bro
- MI: its nothing
- GF: Oh, speaking of practice, it's about time for me to go strut my moves for the day.
- MI: a presto sora
- GF: Selamat tinggal, bro :)
- -- gamingFashionista [GF] ceased pestering misplacedInspiration [MI] --
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