In Which I Hate Everything

[19:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> What the fuck
[19:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> Who the fuck
[19:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> Are- are you alive?
[19:30] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra stares blankly at Alex for several seconds, not really processing WTF just happened
[19:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> Hey, uh, Lyra
[19:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> ?
[19:30] <ATmobile> <Do you know what she looks like?>
[19:30] <ATmobile> <How can you tell it is Lyra?>
[19:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((no, hes just guessing))
[19:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((only other girl he knows))
[19:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((non troll))
[19:31] <ATmobile> <Ah, alright>
[19:31] <Lyra[Strategist14]> She eventually catches up to reality and shouts "NOPE!"  Lyra opens Sabath on the Emerald Shades and draws a wall between the two of them.
[19:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((that was a weird sentence i admit))
[19:32] <ATmobile> What emerald shades?
[19:32] <ATmobile> No computer interface comes up
[19:32] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Draws a wall with the pen?
[19:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Why are you making gestures in the air?"
[19:32] <Alexander_Pyrite> "And why are you n-"
[19:32] <ATmobile> A wall of what?
[19:33] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Literally anything
[19:33] <ATmobile> <Alex sees Lyra drawing midair a wall with floating ink from a maroon pen>
[19:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "naked." I say as a wall of ink appears between us.
[19:34] <ATmobile> The wall is not sound proof
[19:34] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((all he knows is that a black wall appeared between them randomly))
[19:35] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "I hate this game."  She seethes.
[19:35] <ATmobile> <The wall is only a small barrier between you and Lyra, doesn't cover up the entire room, sound goes around the edges>
[19:35] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "I hate this game I hate this game I hate this game."
[19:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((well at least he would be stopped cold by a wall appearing))
[19:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Um, random girl, you are Lyra, right?"
[19:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> I call past the wall of ink.
[19:36] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "No kidding, Sherlock."
[19:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Hey this game is fucked up who knows what could happen"
[19:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Like a random naked chick with green crystal eyes could appear and make a wall out of nothing and shit"
[19:38] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "I REALLY hate this game," Lyra replies.
[19:39] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Queen missed her chance to point out how dogs don't wear clothes, so now it's gotta stinking catch up in here too."
[19:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Wh-what?"
[19:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I have no idea whats happening"
[19:40] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Y'know, this happens to me a LOT."  She laughs bitterly.  "Shoulda known better than to join another RPG."
[19:40] <Alexander_Pyrite> "This has happened before?"
[19:41] <ATmobile> Lyra is feeling a bit cold and exposed
[19:42] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Wouldn't be the first time my character's ended up magically stripped."
[19:42] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Hey, the stuff's on your end.  Alchemize me something to wear, wouldja?"
[19:42] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((I'd like to roll Int to remember the code for Fancy Sweatpet))
[19:42] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh, right yeah"
[19:42] <ATmobile> <Go for it>
[19:43] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((I realize this is gonna seem suspicious, but nat 20))
[19:43] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((+2 = 22))
[19:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((wp))
[19:44] <ATmobile> <You remember the fuck out of that code>
[19:45] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra tells Alex the code
[19:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((what is a sweatpet))
[19:46] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((Fancy Sweatpet is a sweater/shag rug.  Costs 3 grist))
[19:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((cool))
[19:46]  * Alexander_Pyrite makes the sweatpet
[19:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright i have this weird rug thing."
[19:47] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Toss it over."
[19:47] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "And put some pants on."
[19:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I could just make a copy of my clothes"
[19:47]  * Alexander_Pyrite tosses it.
[19:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((do i not have pants on?))
[19:48] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((Wasn't Alex in his underwear, about to make the shield clothes?))
[19:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((oh right))
[19:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Do whatholy shit im in underwear"
[19:48] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Just a little, yeah."
[19:48]  * Alexander_Pyrite furiously puts on pants
[19:49]  * Lyra[Strategist14] does the same to the sweatpet
[19:49] <ATmobile> <Lyra still needs pants at this point>
[19:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh man this was not how i wanted this to go"
[19:49] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Are you decent?"
[19:50] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Course not.  Can't have THAT in this game."
[19:50] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Can I get a copy of, I dunno, a pair of jeans?"
[19:50] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah, that all you can get actually"
[19:50]  * Alexander_Pyrite quickly duplicates jeans
[19:51] <ATmobile> <5 grist>
[19:51] <ATmobile> <Lyra is going commando it seems :P>
[19:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((Alex sure as hell aint strippin))
[19:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((hes squeamish as it is))
[19:51] <ATmobile> <Do it for the vine>
[19:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> (("No."))
[19:52]  * Alexander_Pyrite throws it over
[19:52] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra dons the pants
[19:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Are you no longer nude?"
[19:54] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Close enough, yeah."
[19:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess then its time to meet, face to face?"
[19:55] <Lyra[Strategist14]> She sighs.  "Fine, sure.  And divine bolts from the blue will smite our clothing again, because this game was designed by a lonely teenager."
[19:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "haha yeah..."
[19:55] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra dismisses the wall
[19:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((at how attractive do each find the other?))
[19:56] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((Seriously?))
[19:56] <solemnSketcher> ((very))
[19:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((seriously))
[19:57] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((I hate all of you))
[19:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((what would two teenagers do if they met each other for the first time after the eart was destroyed?))
[19:57] <ATmobile> <What are your CHA scores>
[19:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((13))
[19:57] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((*sigh* 20))
[19:58] <ATmobile> <Alex is at least a 7/10>
[19:58] <solemnSketcher> ((...this gon be good))
[19:58] <ATmobile> <Lyra is a 9-9.5 out of 10>
[19:58] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((Hatred intensifies))
[19:58] <ATmobile> *Alex begins sweating intensely*
[19:59]  * Alexander_Pyrite SWEATING INTENSIFIES
[19:59] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((Can I roll to intimidate Alex's libido into submission?))
[19:59] <solemnSketcher> ((did i hear makeouts?))
[19:59] <ATmobile> <Yes>
[19:59] <ATmobile> <You can roll to intimidate his boner>
[19:59] <Lyra[Strategist14]> roll 1d20+9
[19:59] <`DICE> Lyra[Strategist14] rolled 1d20+9 [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
[19:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((ties go to the defender?))
[19:59] <ATmobile> <Roll Insight to resist>
[19:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((c:))
[20:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((what do i add to it?))
[20:00] <ATmobile> <WIS>
[20:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((shit))
[20:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((can i use con?))
[20:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20
[20:00] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
[20:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> FHA{BFI;kjbas
[20:00] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((...Hatred...)
[20:01] <ATmobile> <Alex has sweaty palms and is VERRRY visibly attracted to Lyra>
[20:01] <solemnSketcher> <alexander boner stands strong as steel>
[20:01] <ATmobile> <Pmuch>
[20:01] <solemnSketcher> ((just kidding))
[20:02] <solemnSketcher> ((unless..))
[20:03] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((nat 20 on suppress boner))
[20:05] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((Can I apply a bonus to his suppression roll for having my eyes be made out of crystal?  That falls pretty far into Uncanny Valley, I'd think))
[20:05] <ATmobile> <Nope>
[20:05] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((Bluh))
[20:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((what happens at))
[20:06] <ATmobile> <That is his fetish now because he Nat 20d>
[20:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((Im dying to find out))
[20:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((what))
[20:06] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((I hate everything))
[20:06] <solemnSketcher> ((he still is horny as fuck))
[20:06] <solemnSketcher> ((and awkward as ever))
[20:06] <ATmobile> <Alex, continue your conversations stuttering and sweaty!>
[20:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I-I..."
[20:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Whats... up?"
[20:07] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Oh gee I dunno."
[20:07]  * Alexander_Pyrite wrings the fuck out of his plms
[20:07] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Nothing interesting's happened in the last two minutes at all."
[20:09]  * Alexander_Pyrite fails to speak
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-5 to speak
[20:09] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-5 to speak [ 1d20=1 ]{-4}
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((he fails HARD))
[20:09] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "There's an ogre or something behind me, isn't there."
[20:09] <ATmobile> <Lol oh boy>
[20:09] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra draws a pistol into her off-hand and wheels around
[20:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> "..."
[20:10]  * Alexander_Pyrite fails again to speak
[20:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20-4 to come up with omething clever
[20:10] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-4 to come up with something clever [ 1d20=2 ]{-2}
[20:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> "We should have sex."
[20:10] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((Why))
[20:10] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((So many hatred))
[20:10] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra spins around again and shoots him in the foot.
[20:11] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((What's the dice for a pistol?))
[20:11] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20+3 to keep straight face
[20:11] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+3 to keep straight face [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
[20:12] <ATmobile> Roll to hit Lyra
[20:12] <Lyra[Strategist14]> roll 1d20
[20:12] <`DICE> Lyra[Strategist14] rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=13 ]{13}
[20:12] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((+1 if that counts as Dex-based))
[20:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> my ac is 14
[20:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> (wait i dont have my shield))
[20:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((so its just 13))
[20:14] <ATmobile> The shot just barely grazes Alex's foot
[20:14] <ATmobile> No damage
[20:14] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Repeat."
[20:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "please no"
[20:14] <Zach[mobile]> ((I SAID WE SHOULD HAVE SEX))
[20:15] <solemnSketcher> ((and then they fucked))
[20:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I wasnt thinking straight"
[20:15] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "I'm gonna pass that off as Reggie's influence.  Where is the freak of nature?"
[20:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20 to come up with excuse
[20:15] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20 to come up with excuse [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
[20:15] <ATmobile> < -5 >
[20:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "he, uh, fell off when you shot at me"
[20:16]  * Alexander_Pyrite thinks "well done alex"
[20:16] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Oh, great."
[20:16] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra shoots the shield too
[20:17] <Lyra[Strategist14]> roll 1d20
[20:17] <`DICE> Lyra[Strategist14] rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
[20:17] <ATmobile> You miss and shoot Alex in the leg
[20:17] <ATmobile> Roll 1d6 damage
[20:17] <`DICE> ATmobile rolled 1d6 damage [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
[20:18] <Zach[mobile]> ((This is incredible))
[20:18]  * Alexander_Pyrite thinks "OH FUCK"
[20:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20+3 to not flinch
[20:18] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+3 to not flinch [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
[20:18] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Oh shoot sorry."
[20:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nah no big deal."
[20:18]  * Alexander_Pyrite thinks FUUUUUCK
[20:18] <ATmobile> Alex is bleeding profusely from his leg
[20:18] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Not really used to this stuff."  Lyra instead stomps on the brofessor-shield
[20:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> *Internal screaming*
[20:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20+3 to remain calm
[20:19] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+3 to remain calm [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
[20:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "FUUUUCK i mean dont do that hes a nice guy"
[20:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Just a bit FUUUUCKing misguided is all."
[20:20]  * Alexander_Pyrite screams internally a bit more.
[20:20] <ATmobile> Alex wobbles to the ground
[20:21] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Whatever.  You hear me, Reg?  Kek?"
[20:22] <ATmobile> No response
[20:22] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Naturally."  She sighs.  "Can't rely on the crutches when the fan gets hit."
[20:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> roll 1d20+1 to respond sanely
[20:23] <`DICE> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+1 to respond sanely [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
[20:23] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Guess not"
[20:25] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "So, uh, yeah.  I guess this is the ash place?"
[20:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeap"
[20:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Got any healing shit by any chance?"
[20:25] <Alexander_Pyrite> "im in pain"
[20:26] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Oh hey yeah you're still bleeding."
[20:26] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Whoops."
[20:26] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra tries to staunch the bloodflow with Alex's shirt
[20:27] <Lyra[Strategist14]> roll 1d20-1
[20:27] <`DICE> Lyra[Strategist14] rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=15 ]{14}
[20:28] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Sorry 'bout that."
[20:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "No problem, I did just offer to have sex"
[20:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "which is obviously"
[20:29] <Alexander_Pyrite> "weird"
[20:29] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Yeah, a smidge."
[20:29] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Screw you Reggie."
[20:30] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah, screw you" i chuckle
[20:30]  * Alexander_Pyrite plots to destroy Reggie to earn his silence
[20:31] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Guess I didn't really need any of that stuff from before."  Lyra shrugs.
[20:31] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah, i guess thats the wonders of alchemizing"
[20:32] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra tries to summon the broom from her sylladex.
[20:33] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((I still have a sylladex, right AT?))
[20:34] <ATmobile> <Nope>
[20:34] <ATmobile> <No modus is currently assigned>
[20:34] <Lyra[Strategist14]> ((Wait what.))
[20:34] <ATmobile> Inventory is empty
[20:34] <ATmobile> No fetch modus assigned
[20:35] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Oh dear.  This... this is gonna suck."
[20:35] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "My sylladex is wiped.  Cards are empty, modus is blank."
[20:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Shit, um, what do you need?"
[20:35] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "I had stuff in there."
[20:36] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Nothing IMPORTANT, but it's the principle of the thing.  You don't screw with a player's gear."
[20:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah, so messed up"
[20:37] <Lyra[Strategist14]> She tries conjuring her laptop from its strife deck.
[20:46] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Bluh.  This isn't working."
[20:46] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Okay so my strife deck's shot too."
[20:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "i have my computers and stuff at my house"
[20:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You can use those"
[20:46] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "That'll work."
[20:46] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Tarane's about to do something real stupid."
[20:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "She is?"
[20:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Right this way then"
[20:47]  * Alexander_Pyrite walks to the house
[20:47]  * Lyra[Strategist14] follows
[20:48]  * Alexander_Pyrite turns on the 4d projector for Lyra to use to message, with the game on in the background
[20:48] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((what does the game show))
[20:48] <Train> FF: Lyra, are you there?
[20:48] <Train> FF: I hope you're not in an awkward position or anything.
[20:48] <Train> FF: Anyways, I can't quite sleep, so I'm just going to explore Derse
[20:49] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Well drat."
[20:50] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Tarane, trust me on this.  Get lost somewhere, Derse is... bad.
[20:50] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Queen's started taking prisoners, and she already got me.  So to answer your other question, no.
[20:51] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: I'm definitely not still in one piece.
[20:52] <Train> FF: Yeah, I... just reached your tower
[20:52] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Get lost.
[20:52] <Lyra[Strategist14]> As Lyra types, she speaks to Alex.  "So this is your future computer, huh?"
[20:52] <Train> FF: Um. Alright
[20:52] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yeah it is"
[20:52] <Train> FF: So I definitely don't follow this note which wants me to go to the public square, right?
[20:52] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Oh heck no
[20:53] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: That's definitely not a thing to do.
[20:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "its basically just a pimped out projector from your time"
[20:53] <Train> FF: Ok cool just checking
[20:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "plus a built in compluter"
[20:53] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "The 4D thing?"
[20:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "yep"
[20:53] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Basically if you wanna stay alive, wake back up.
[20:53] <Train> FF: I tried
[20:53] <Train> FF: I couldn't sleep/wake up
[20:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "it also is miles ahead of anything the 2000s have, obviously"
[20:54] <Lyra[Strategist14]> Lyra snorts.  "Well yeah."
[20:54] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Drat.
[20:54] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Then, I dunno, fly somewhere isolated.
[20:54] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: You really don't wanna get caught.
[20:55] <Train> FF: Into space it is
[20:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "so why are you talking to Tarane"
[20:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "if the game says shes sleeping?"
[20:55] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Basically, Derse sucks."
[20:55] <Train> FF: I wonder if there is internet in space
[20:55] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Dream world.  If you're asleep here, you're awake there."
[20:55] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Now's the time to find out.
[20:56] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: You've already started going, right?  Not just waiting there in my room for them to come back?
[20:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ah right level two"
[20:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I still havent been yet"
[20:56] <Train> FF: Yes
[20:56] <Train> FF: To the first one
[20:56] <Train> FF: The flying into space thing
[20:56] <Train> FF: So what's been happening your side?
[20:57] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Yeah.  Tarane and I have Derse, you have Prospit.  Probably an era-based thing."
[20:57] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Worse in some aspects, better in others.
[20:57] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "It sucks."
[20:57] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: I met Alex.
[20:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Cool"
[20:57] <Train> FF: Nice!
[20:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I guess I at least have luck on planets"
[20:57] <Train> FF: ...How?
[20:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "if not, ya know"
[20:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "hotness"
[20:57] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: Long story.
[20:58] <Train> FF: Also, did he get my message?
[20:58] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Hey, you get Tarane's message?"
[20:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What?"
[20:58] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "Says she sent you a message."
[20:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "No, I was focusing on you"
[20:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "That sounds bad"
[20:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "but i havent checked in a while"
[20:59] <Lyra[Strategist14]> "There's pretty much nothing to be said at this point that won't sound bad.  You said there were more computers, yeah?"
[20:59] <Lyra[Strategist14]> SM: He's checking it
[20:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah, my VR rig, and i can make another 4d"
[20:59] <Train> FF: Ok
[20:59] <Train> FF: Basically I just asked for more handles
[20:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "ill go get on"
[20:59] <Train> FF: Ones from the Future
[20:59]  * Alexander_Pyrite notices the message and digs up the handles

[21:04] <SM> So yeah
[21:04] <SM> Alex'n I are on ash level
[21:05] <SM> Tarane's on Derse avoiding trouble.
[21:05] <UM> So i think you need to explain how you got here, Lyra
[21:06] <SM> I don't know
[21:06] <SM> I was trying to pry some exposition from Kek and Reg
[21:06] <SM> And then I wasn't
[21:06] <SM> It was weird
[21:07] <UM> Thats it?
[21:07] <UM> Nothing else?
[21:07] <SM> Well no there was this mind-screwy vision sequence too
[21:07] <SM> Shouldn't have licked the moonstone
[21:07] <frozenFire> Not even going to ask
[21:08] <frozenFire> So how did you two end up meeting? Just ended up next to each other?
[21:08] <SM> Yes
[21:08] <SM> Random teleportation
[21:08] <UM> And large amounts of nudity :|
[21:08] <SM> Shut up Alex
[21:08] <frozenFire> Nudity?
[21:08] <UM> sorry :c
[21:08] <SM> *sigh* Yeah
[21:09] <UM> Lyra showed up
[21:09] <UM> everything else didnt
[21:09] <SM> I also lost my inventory and strife deck.
[21:09] <frozenFire> Ouch D:
[21:09] <frozenFire> What could even do that?
[21:09] <SM> Probably some sort of shenanigan
[21:09] <SM> I blame Regent
[21:10] <frozenFire> Regent?
[21:10] <UM> Yeah screw that guy
[21:10] <frozenFire> Oh and you mentioned someone called... Kek?
[21:10] <frozenFire> Who are those people?
[21:10] <UM> Hey ff, im gonna message you the handles really quick
[21:11] <SM> Kek is the ghost of my earbuds.  Regent is the dudebro inside my shades.
[21:11] <SM> This game is complicated.
[21:11] <frozenFire> Ghost of your earbuds
[21:11] <UM> I also have a dudebro, but he is inside my shield
[21:11] <frozenFire> Why am I not surprised
[21:11] <UM> i have a ghost of my lamp and a potato plant
[21:11] <frozenFire> Looks like everyone has been up to shenanigans :/
[21:12] <frozenFire> All I did is destroy a giant leather purse and claim some rainbow coloured clothes
[21:12] <frozenFire> And golden cutlery
[21:12] <SM> Nice
[21:12] <frozenFire> They're probably all useless but meh
[21:12] <UM> could you loot the cutlery at least?
[21:13] <frozenFire> Yeah, I captcha'd them
[21:13] <UM> Cool, maybe you can melt them down for gold
[21:14] <frozenFire> I don't think I have anything to melt them down with
[21:14] <frozenFire> I have a cookaliser, would that work?
[21:14] <frozenFire> Also what would I even do with the gold?
[21:14] <UM> I for one want a golden shield
[21:15] <UM> plus i bet i could make a bonfire out of coffins
[21:15] <SM> Didn't have enough ash here
[21:15] <UM> its not all bad!
[21:15] <UM> theres like a cave
[21:16] <UM> and some salamanders
[21:17] <SM> And a bonfire will be useful for that?
[21:17] <frozenFire> My land is so boring
[21:17] <SM> Giant leather purses?
[21:17] <frozenFire> Everything is gray
[21:17] <frozenFire> Purses are boring
[21:17] <frozenFire> The village is full of stupid blue rats
[21:17] <UM> better than endless ash studded with coffins
[21:18] <SM> Or cliffs and an infinite hallway
[21:18] <SM> Except the bat vending machine.  That thing was cool
[21:18] <frozenFire> Eh, I guess
[21:19] <frozenFire> At least Derse looks nice
[21:19] <SM> It's not
[21:19] <frozenFire> But purple!
[21:19] <SM> Seriously, don't go down there
[21:19] <SM> Purple = bad
[21:19] <UM> ha, i dont have purple B)
[21:20] <SM> Okay Ashland wins some points
[21:20] <SM> For non-sucking
[21:21] <UM> Although Purse place is the most realistic place we could all meet up
[21:21] <SM> Probably, yeah
[21:21] <SM> Just to confirm, we all have codes for food and water?
[21:21] <frozenFire> You're going to have to excuse the random platforms in my house though
[21:22] <frozenFire> I'm guessing that was Alex?
[21:22] <frozenFire> I don't think I have any drinks at home
[21:22] <UM> Yeah that was me
[21:22] <UM> And i have codes for food, water, meat and a bag of produce
[21:22] <UM> that was a bit redundant
[21:23] <SM> Let's maybe add clothing to that list of essentials, shall we?
[21:23] <UM> Right, I'll do that
[21:23] <frozenFire> I have tons on purseland
[21:23] <UM> Though im a bit taller than you
[21:23]  * SM shares the code for [Fancy Sweatpet]
[21:23] <UM> how tall are you anyway?
[21:24] <SM> Uh
[21:24] <SM> I dunno
[21:24] <frozenFire> I'm 170cm
[21:24] <frozenFire> Wait was that with or without the horns? I don't remember...
[21:25] <UM> Im 6'1 if that means anything
[21:25] <UM> Im suprised my pants fit you
[21:25] <SM> Tucked the sweatpet into the waistband
[21:26] <SM> And rolled up the legs
[21:26] <SM> I'm gonna need to borrow a belt at some point
[21:26] <UM> I guess we could use leather from purse land
[21:26] <SM> Unless you've got the code for some pants, Tarane?
[21:26] <frozenFire> I saw a belt, but I left it back at the purse
[21:26] <frozenFire> Belts are useless to me
[21:26] <frozenFire> Yeah I think I have some codes. What colour?
[21:26] <SM> Don't care
[21:26] <frozenFire> It'll have to wait until I wake up though
[21:27] <UM> Wow all i have is jeans
[21:27] <SM> Bluh
[21:27] <frozenFire> I only just got the clothes from the purse
[21:27] <frozenFire> Thing
[21:28] <SM> Whatever.  When you wake up, PM me the code
[21:28] <frozenFire> I'll try to remember
[21:29] <UM> We could try to work on getting to the gate when you wake up as well
[21:29] <SM> Yeah, gotta get to purse world
[21:30] <SM> Never did get Kek to explain how they were s'posed to work
[21:30] <UM> we could probably just start now if youre stuck in Derse
[21:30] <UM> I'll try to interrogate my ghost
[21:32] <frozenFire> Sleeping was such a bad idea
[21:32] <SM> Oh man what did you do
[21:32] <frozenFire> Oh, nothing
[21:32] <SM> But...
[21:32] <frozenFire> Just flying as far as possible from the nearest planet
[21:33] <SM> Good.  That's a good direction to fly in
[21:33] <frozenFire> Why exactly am I fleeing, again?
[21:33] <SM> Because Derse sucks
[21:33] <UM> Crazy queens?
[21:33] <frozenFire> Derse looks so beautiful though
[21:34] <SM> From far away, sure
[21:34] <SM> Maybe
[21:34] <SM> But don't you dare go closer
[21:34] <SM> Continue to abscond from the planet
[21:34] <frozenFire> But why~
[21:34] <SM> Because if they get you things will suck
[21:36] <frozenFire> Did they do something to you?
[21:36] <SM> Yes
[21:36] <SM> Several things
[21:36] <SM> Wanna hear a list?
[21:37] <frozenFire> Yeah why not
[21:37]  * SM starts mashing her keyboard angrily
[21:38]  * UM notices and flinches as his computer is abused
[21:38] <SM> My left arm is outright GONE below the forearm, my throat is maybe permanently crushed, my knees and remaining elbow scraped raw, I'm bruised and bleeding all over, possibly got some ruptured organs from getting stomped in the gut a couple times, and I'm almost certainly bleeding internally.
[21:38] <SM> Oh, and most of that's probably gonna get infected because the imps were throwing rotten food and stuff at me.  It was this whole national stinking holiday.
[21:38] <SM> AND they broke my pen
[21:38] <SM> I really liked that pen
[21:39] <UM> How are you alive
[21:39] <UM> and why are you ok here?
[21:39] <frozenFire> Must... resist... charging back at Derse...
[21:39] <SM> Tarane, stay.
[21:39] <SM> Alex, I told you the answer several times now.
[21:39] <UM> SHENANIGANS
[21:39] <SM> I respawned back on the cliff thing
[21:40] <UM> That too
[21:40] <SM> Level, world, planet, whatever it's called
[21:40] <frozenFire> So, uh
[21:40] <frozenFire> Not going back to Derse
[21:41] <frozenFire> Ever
[21:41] <frozenFire> Which is kinda sad :c
[21:41] <SM> Nope.  Definitely a good decision
[21:42] <UM> So what can Tarane do?
[21:42] <UM> Just sit there?
[21:42] <SM> Wait until you wake up
[21:42] <SM> Or try to make it to Prospit
[21:42] <UM> Where is Prospit?
[21:42] <frozenFire> I can't see much really
[21:42] <frozenFire> Just this giant blue orb
[21:43] <frozenFire> Well, kinda giant
[21:43] <SM> The battlefield
[21:43] <SM> That'll be the halfway point between the two
[21:43] <frozenFire> Also tiny gray spots between here and there
[21:43] <SM> Queen said Derse was at war with Prospit, so if you can get to the other side of the battlefield you'll be in safe space.
[21:44] <UM> Maybe i should try to meet up with tarane
[21:44] <SM> Yeah, maybe
[21:44] <UM> It probably wouldnt be hard
[21:44] <frozenFire> How do you know this though? Did your sprite tell you?
[21:44] <UM> just club me over the head
[21:45] <frozenFire> Or ghost
[21:45] <frozenFire> Whatever
[21:45] <SM> Queeny said so
[21:45] <SM> And yeah I know that's almost certainly bad news, but it can't be worse
[21:46] <frozenFire> Oh no
[21:46] <frozenFire> You did not just say that
[21:46] <SM> Well, it could ALWAYS be worse
[21:46] <UM> Jinxed
[21:46] <Terese_Tibalt> <Lyra lives life on the edge>
[21:46] <SM> Yes
[21:46] <UM> ((hardcore))
[21:46] <SM> And now that it's jinxed, we know for a FACT that Prospit is worse
[21:46] <UM> If its so bad, I should go and help
[21:46] <SM> Which gives us a starting point for our knowledge
[21:47] <SM> That doesn't involve Alex falling asleep / waking up and getting tortured to death
[21:47] <frozenFire> Urgh
[21:47] <frozenFire> This game is stupid
[21:47] <UM> It is
[21:47] <SM> Eeyup
[21:47] <UM> why are we even playing it fuuck
[21:47] <frozenFire> Well, think of it this way
[21:48] <frozenFire> We'd probably be dead if we didn't play it
[21:48] <SM> Not totally convinced that that's worse
[21:48] <SM> I've died like five times now
[21:48] <frozenFire> Well, I'd rather we live for a while longer bfore dying
[21:48] <UM> Same here
[21:49] <UM> im not dying until ive gotten as strong as possible
[21:49] <frozenFire> Who knows, maybe we might actually have fun! Dersite shenanigans excluded
[21:49] <UM> I bet if we meet up, going on dungeon raids could be great
[21:50] <SM> Okay yeah maybe
[21:50] <SM> But first we gotta deal with this whole stupid tutorial before we can get to the "kids and fun" part of this game.
[21:51] <UM> Its still in tutorial mode?
[21:51] <UM> i though that ended when i got out of the coffin
[21:51] <SM> I don't know
[21:51] <SM> I'm starting to think that was just the opening cinematic
[21:51] <frozenFire> What, now you're going to say we all have character arcs?
[21:51] <frozenFire> Throw in some romance?
[21:52] <frozenFire> Add a few tragedies as well?
[21:52] <UM> :|
[21:52] <SM> :/
[21:52] <UM> Wait if this game is making us do stuff
[21:52] <SM> Which it is
[21:52] <UM> why did it teleport lyra to me personally
[21:53] <frozenFire> Good question
[21:53] <UM> was it trying to develop our characters or some shit?
[21:54] <SM> Probably the same reason the queen of Derse is such a jerk
[21:54] <SM> "Something stupid"
[21:54] <UM> Or that it is just built into the game
[21:54] <frozenFire> Heck if I know
[21:55] <frozenFire> I think this game is severely glitched
[21:55] <frozenFire> I don't even have a client now, even though I had one before
[21:55] <SM> Sounds about right
[21:55] <SM> My mysterious game master
[21:55] <SM> And the musician who I was playing before connecting to Alex
[21:57] <SM> Plus Reg / brofessor / magic lamp
[21:57] <SM> There's gotta be some significance in this green crystal dude that's showing up all over the place
[21:58] <frozenFire> I don't have one
[21:58] <frozenFire> You think I'm going to meet him?
[21:58] <SM> Didn't you say there was a lamp or something?
[21:59] <frozenFire> Lamp? No?
[21:59] <frozenFire> I have an arrow made of rosemary
[21:59] <frozenFire> That flies
[21:59] <frozenFire> But nothing else apart from that
[21:59] <SM> Have you been in a dungeon yet?
[22:01] == UM [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 378 seconds]
[22:01] <SM> ((Oh, well alright))
[22:11] <SM> ((Alright I don't think they're coming back))
[22:12] <frozenFire> <Alrighty then>
[22:13] <frozenFire> No, I haven't. We're talking about typical dungeons from games, right?
[22:13] <SM> Yeah
[22:13] <SM> Riddles and stuff
[22:13] <frozenFire> Nope
[22:13] <SM> I kinda ignored mine though
[22:13] <SM> That's where you meet the green jerk
[22:13] <frozenFire> Huh
[22:14] <frozenFire> So should I avoid them or should I go there?
[22:14] <SM> ...
[22:14] <SM> Hard to say, actually
[22:14] <SM> Reggie was helpful to me, but brofessor is a jerk
[22:14] <SM> Except he also helped Alex
[22:15] <SM> So I dunno
[22:15] <SM> If you do, it'll probably be good for you but aggravating for us
[22:15] <frozenFire> Not the other way around?
[22:15] <SM> Good point
[22:15] <SM> Probably annoying for you too
[22:16] <frozenFire> Mmm
[22:18] <SM> But useful at least one time
[22:18] <frozenFire> So the plan is to get advice then ditch him?
[22:18] <SM> Yeah probably
[22:19] <SM> Try and grab some crystals from him to alchemize with, too
[22:19] <SM> They're good
[22:20] <SM> Except my glasses aren't working anymore
[22:20] <frozenFire> Darn
[22:20] <frozenFire> It's like everything is temporary, isn't it
[22:20] <SM> Yeah
[22:20] <SM> Even this pen can't make permanent stuff
[22:21] <frozenFire> You have a magic pen?
[22:21] <SM> Yeah, Reg gave it to me
[22:22] <SM> Whatever I draw, it makes
[22:22] <SM> It's not as good as you'd expect
[22:22] <SM> I mean, crazy awesome, sure.  But not THAT great
[22:23] <frozenFire> Nice
[22:23] <SM> Yeah
[22:24] <SM> Okay I guess we'd better go figure out the gates, huh?
[22:25] <frozenFire> Yeah
[22:25] <SM> Alright.  Good luck with getting to Prospit
[22:25] <SM> When you wake up, send me the code for some pants
[22:26] <SM> And try not to die horribly.
[22:26]  * SM has ceased pestering frozenFire
[22:26] <frozenFire> Back to flying it is
[22:27]  * frozenFire has ceased espering snuffshotMartyr