best smarty friend

>You and your herd are cold
>It's night time
>But you're the smartest fluffy, so you've gotta find a warm place for you and your friends!
>Think, warm, warm...
>Fire! Fluffies can live in some fire!
>Look around...
>...no fire...
>Everything smells funny. Salty.
>Plus the ground here is wooden
>One of your friends comes up and hugs you
>"Fwuffies soo cowwd!! Huwwy, smawty!!"
"Smawty fin' wawm, no wowy!" you hug back
>You see a strange place where the world ends!
>At the end of the world there's a really big bowl of wawa...
>Tell your friends not to go into the wawa!! When you had a daddy, rule #1 was NEVER TOUCH WAWA!
>Your friends start to murmur, asking why they can't drink all the wawa, but you tell them to let you think smarty things
>You look to your left
>Wow!
>There's a big ramp of wood with some chains over it that leads up to a really big funny looking house!
"Heaw!! Fwuffies come an' see if housie haf' daddy!!"
>"Wha daddy?" "Wawm?!!"
>You all go up the ramp

>The house is really big, but has no roof - just some places with doors that pop out of the floor
>You go up to one of these things and inspect the walls of it until you find a crack in the wooden paneling
>Your friends examine the place, unsatisfied, "stiww cowd..."
>If only you could squirm through the crack...
>You push against it...
>Some of your friends come up to you...
>"Wha' doin?" "Fwuffy hewp?"
"Yeah, hewp! Puss' waw!!"
>Some of your friends start to add their weight to the wall
>You hear a really scary noise!
>ANOTHER!
>You jump back!
>You and your friends made a hole in the wall big enough for a fluffy to fit through! Yay!
>You take a look inside...
"...wwwooooow..."

>Inside the wall is a strange and magical land, filled with pink, amazing, pretty, warm fuzzy stuff!!
>You pop your head out the hole and yell for your friends;
"Fwuffies!!! Ova hewe, we foun' wawm pwace!!"
>Your friends start to pile in joyously
>"Wawm AN' pwitty!!" "Pwitty fwuffies!" "Smeww pwitty in hewe!" "Dese nummies?!"
>All your fluffy friends must have been really hungry - they started eating up the pink fluffy stuff
>You don't know why, you think it tastes yucky
>But fluffies gotta eat
>All fluffies go to sleepies
>You are the best smarty friend!