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- so a kid reads a word on the playground and he doesnt know what it means
- he tells the head teacher about it, and the teacher asks what word it is
- he says, rasberries
- the teacher gasps and sends him to the principal's office
- the principal is in shock and asks why he's been here, since he's never been a trouble maker
- the kid says
- "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher about it and was sent here"
- the principal asks what the word was
- the kid says rasberries
- the principal calls his mother up since he's now getting suspended
- the mom comes to pick him up and asks what he did wrong
- the kid says
- "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher about it and was sent to the principal's office, and then he suspended me"
- the mom asks what word it was
- and the kid says rasberries
- the mom slaps his kid and says he's grounded, and that his dad will deal with him
- so they return back home
- and the dad is like "say, billy, you never get into trouble like this, what happened?"
- the kid says
- "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher, the teacher sent me to the principal's office, principal suspended me and mom grounded me"
- the dad asks what word it was
- the kid says rasberries
- the dad disowns the kid
- the kid is now walking down the straight all alone, the police catches him and asks him why he's out at 3AM
- the kid says
- "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher, the teacher sent me to the principal's office, principal suspended me,mom grounded me and my dad disowned me"
- the police man asks what word he said
- the kid says rasberries
- the police cuffs him and says he'll talk about this in court
- so its the next morning, he's in court and he's explaining his case to the judge
- the kid says
- "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher, the teacher sent me to the principal's office, principal suspended me,mom grounded me, my dad disowned me and the police man arrested me"
- the judge asks what word he said
- the kid says rasberries
- hammer hits, judge sentences him to 20 years in prison
- the kid now adult is out
- he's outside looking for a bus back home and he sees this bum down in the street
- the bum asks what he was in for
- the kid says
- "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher, the teacher sent me to the principal's office, principal suspended me,mom grounded me and my dad disowned me, the police man arrested me and i was sentenced to 20 years"
- the bum is like "hah, what word was it?"
- the kid says rasberries
- and he just gets punched out cold by the bum
- so an hour passes
- the kid gets back up and walks forward and he gets hit by a bus
- the moral of the story is
- always look both ways before crossing the road.
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