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  1. so a kid reads a word on the playground and he doesnt know what it means
  2. he tells the head teacher about it, and the teacher asks what word it is
  3. he says, rasberries
  4. the teacher gasps and sends him to the principal's office
  5. the principal is in shock and asks why he's been here, since he's never been a trouble maker
  6. the kid says
  7. "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher about it and was sent here"
  8. the principal asks what the word was
  9. the kid says rasberries
  10. the principal calls his mother up since he's now getting suspended
  11. the mom comes to pick him up and asks what he did wrong
  12. the kid says
  13. "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher about it and was sent to the principal's office, and then he suspended me"
  14. the mom asks what word it was
  15. and the kid says rasberries
  16. the mom slaps his kid and says he's grounded, and that his dad will deal with him
  17. so they return back home
  18. and the dad is like "say, billy, you never get into trouble like this, what happened?"
  19. the kid says
  20. "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher, the teacher sent me to the principal's office, principal suspended me and mom grounded me"
  21. the dad asks what word it was
  22. the kid says rasberries
  23. the dad disowns the kid
  24. the kid is now walking down the straight all alone, the police catches him and asks him why he's out at 3AM
  25. the kid says
  26. "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher, the teacher sent me to the principal's office, principal suspended me,mom grounded me and my dad disowned me"
  27. the police man asks what word he said
  28. the kid says rasberries
  29. the police cuffs him and says he'll talk about this in court
  30. so its the next morning, he's in court and he's explaining his case to the judge
  31. the kid says
  32. "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher, the teacher sent me to the principal's office, principal suspended me,mom grounded me, my dad disowned me and the police man arrested me"
  33. the judge asks what word he said
  34. the kid says rasberries
  35. hammer hits, judge sentences him to 20 years in prison
  36. the kid now adult is out
  37. he's outside looking for a bus back home and he sees this bum down in the street
  38. the bum asks what he was in for
  39. the kid says
  40. "well i read this word on the playground and i didnt know what it meant, i asked the teacher, the teacher sent me to the principal's office, principal suspended me,mom grounded me and my dad disowned me, the police man arrested me and i was sentenced to 20 years"
  41. the bum is like "hah, what word was it?"
  42. the kid says rasberries
  43. and he just gets punched out cold by the bum
  44. so an hour passes
  45. the kid gets back up and walks forward and he gets hit by a bus
  46.  
  47. the moral of the story is
  48. always look both ways before crossing the road.
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