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- > In the latest match-up of Duel Channel between 1x Jesselton and 8x Sluggish Shieldbearers, 52 Doctors supported Jesselton, 51 Doctors supported the eight Sluggish Shieldbearers, and 17 refused to pick, whether due to being too poor, demanding to go all in without specifying, or because betting goes against their religion (shout-outs to the guy brave enough to admit he's Jewish). What were the results? View HERE: streamable.com/6aj4sf
- > /akg/ has determined that the most autistic man in all of Terra is Federico "Egg2" Giallo, Executor the Ex Foedere, first non-papal Saint of Laterano, getting nominated 43 times. Runner-up goes to (You), me, the Ghost of Babel, Oracle, the guy who boils noodles in his mouth, the Fat Fuck himself, the Doctor of Rhodes Island, with 40 nominations. Ulpianus came in 3rd with 8 nominations, Thorns in 4th with 7 nominations, Theresis in 5th with 4 nominations, Gnosis in 6th with 3 nominations, and a threeway tie between Patrizion, Chiave, and Last Knight for 7th with 2 nominations each. Seven people got nominated a single time each, including E. E. Erikson, Cannot, Laios, and the bad guy from the first R6S collab event. Shout-outs to the one nomination for the maleschizo, who I don't think is on Terra but maybe his autism permeates beyond the dimensional barrier.
- > /akg/ has also determined that Spuria (or "Splurtia") is the worst 5* with 20 votes. Tsukinogi was the second placer here with 10 votes, Corroserum and Kestrel tied for third place with 6 votes, and Windflit and "your favorite" tied for fourth place with 5 votes. Savage, Hung, Flamebringer, and Breeze all got 4 votes, Aosta and Tomimi got 3 votes, and Miss Christine, Nine-Colored Deer, Warmy, Diamante, and Dagda got 2 votes. With the 5* pool being so stupidly large, there were understandably a lot of single-mentions as well, which were Nightmare, Chilchuck, Ayerscarpe, Cement, Grani, Sand Reckoner, Aroma, Bryophyta, Toddifons, Almond, Reed, Pith, Paprika, Swire, Harmonie, Astesia, and Insider. Amiya and Lappland also got a mention each, and the two of you that did so were very brave and controversial to have done so. One person said Monch (presuming she'd be added in Propeller Paradise to fuck over everyone asking for her), one person said "your mom", and one person refused to say Spuria and instead cited Brigid, Podenco, and Misumi Uika purely because "blond perro girls make [him] unbelievably horny so [he] can't focus on playing the game if they are present. A 5* that prevents you from playing the game surely must be the worst." However, the biggest shout-out of all goes to the two people who said Fartooth was the worst 5*, despite Fartooth being a 6* and one of those two people preemptively interrupting me before I could even raise an objection.
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