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  1. In my recent Anthony Fauci piece I made reference to the English meaning of the word fauci. It means "jaws." My piece has an image of Richard Kiel, who played "Jaws" in the James Bond movies -- you know the villain who eats steel rods for lunch. Turns out, not that you care or should, that Kiel also played the intergalactic tall guy who befriends earthlings and cons them into 'going for a ride' on his spaceship. (Side note: Bill Russell got stuffed in the paint the one time the two played one-on-one pick up, the intergalactic quipping, "Not on my watch." Bill Russell was saved from intergalactic abattoiring onnacounta the aliens didn't like dark meat. Motherfuckin' racists everywhere. On the other hand, Earth was set free, leaving only Blacks and Jews (turns out they didn't like kosher either), and a cultural paradise on Earth was achieved. Great stand-up, lots of jazz improv. Oh man.
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