February 23, 15:35:58 	Forces from I Am A Genius (2:9) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 199 soldiers, 1 laser troopers, 1,510 laser dragoons, and 523 tanks.
February 23, 15:36:01 	Forces from Bruised (2:25) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 200 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 1,228 laser dragoons, and 487 tanks.
February 23, 15:36:01 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by a failed probe attack. The probes origin was Fryball (1:37)
February 23, 15:36:03 	Forces from Funeral (2:15) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 177 soldiers, 1 laser troopers, 1,431 laser dragoons, and 520 tanks.
February 23, 15:37:44 	Forces from Wall of Tolls (1:15) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 633 soldiers, 5 laser troopers, 4,598 laser dragoons, and 1,445 tanks.
February 23, 15:38:43 	Forces from Masterplan (2:20) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 206 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 1,584 laser dragoons, and 579 tanks.
February 23, 15:38:45 	Forces from Lemon Drops (2:33) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 206 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 1,308 laser dragoons, and 515 tanks.
February 23, 15:38:47 	Forces from Perfect Day (2:4) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 202 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 1,410 laser dragoons, and 553 tanks.
February 23, 15:39:20 	Forces from Neymar (2:17) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 973 soldiers, 7 laser troopers, 7,063 laser dragoons, and 2,386 tanks.
February 23, 15:40:04 	Forces from Fryball (1:37) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 278 soldiers, 2 laser troopers, 2,009 laser dragoons, and 716 tanks.
February 23, 15:40:16 	Forces from Thin Man (2:22) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 120 soldiers, 1 laser troopers, 948 laser dragoons, and 337 tanks.
February 23, 15:40:18 	Forces from Sparks (2:37) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 144 soldiers, 1 laser troopers, 1,057 laser dragoons, and 323 tanks.
February 23, 15:40:24 	Forces from Reptilia (2:6) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 115 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 982 laser dragoons, and 337 tanks.
February 23, 15:40:27 	Forces from Starlights (2:25) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 144 soldiers, 1 laser troopers, 937 laser dragoons, and 330 tanks.
February 23, 15:44:32 	Forces from Old Timer (1:29) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 358 soldiers, 3 laser troopers, 2,303 laser dragoons, and 973 tanks.
February 23, 15:45:00 	Forces from Sabor Ideal (2:25) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 303 soldiers, 2 laser troopers, 2,612 laser dragoons, and 925 tanks.

February 23, 16:03:21 	Forces from BOW DILDs (1:31) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 233 soldiers, 1 laser troopers, 1,596 laser dragoons, and 707 tanks.
February 23, 16:03:23 	Forces from Pooper (1:29) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 233 soldiers, 1 laser troopers, 1,650 laser dragoons, and 662 tanks.
February 23, 16:03:26 	Forces from Oscar Reyes (2:3) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 237 soldiers, 1 laser troopers, 1,858 laser dragoons, and 597 tanks.
February 23, 16:05:08 	Our tactical defense systems report that we were just recently infiltrated by remote probes.
February 23, 16:05:20 	Forces from Novgorod (1:12) have invaded our kingdom. Unfortunately, our defenses were brave and they were successful holding back the opposition.
Our military has lost: 53 soldiers, 0 laser troopers, 419 laser dragoons, and 158 tanks.
February 23, 16:07:24 	Forces from Revelry (2:37) have invaded our kingdom.