maybe useful skills:
· cleaning glass objects (windows, mirrors, etc. i hate doing dishes but i CAN do them)
· sorting massive amounts of small objects into categories (beads, figurines, screws, files, etc. i don't do it quickly but i DO get it done, regardless of how much there is. maybe one of the things i'm best at)
· rudimentary html and java knowledge (not javascript... but i could probably figure that out if needed through trial and error, along with other programming languages.)
· some art and graphic design skill (i am bad at drawing humans and my art style is cartoony, but i am good at drawing cats and have a good eye for color (EVEN IF I GO OUT OF MY WAY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I DON'T SOMETIMES))
· passable video editing skills (i use sony vegas)
· smashing stuff with some sort of implement (note that i am not very strong however.)
· walking around for long periods of time at a respectable speed (maybe delivery jobs or something? i would need either a map or very clear directions, though.)

probably not useful but just in case:
· creating beaded/"kandi" bracelets (i've made singles, doubles, and a simple cuff before, but i could likely do the other types of kandi cuffs (and maybe other stuff??) if i tried. i have my own supplies, though i may need extra if i am to make a massive amount.)
· adjusting things to be on-beat to a song (like, video transitions or clips. i don't know what else would be adjustable like that)
· setting up a discord chat or free webpage, and demonstrating how to use it (i can also moderate a discord but it feels weird to be paid for that?)
· i can ATTEMPT to teach some of my skills (drawing, html, making bracelets, etc.) but note that i am not a skilled teacher so this entirely depends on how able to learn whoever i'm teaching is!

really, honest to god useless
· being nice to people in video games (very rare skill)
· a respectable amount of pokemon trivia, especially concerning the red/blue/yellow glitches (note that i know very little about the anime, card game, or spinoffs other than pokemon mystery dungeon.)
· scripting in RPGmaker 2003 (i have never used any of the other RPGmakers or game making engines.)
· coming up with ARG puzzles (probably not great ones, but still)
· i made an analog clock run backwards once. i could probably do it again