[07:20:39] <Mire> You wont do it
[07:20:44] <tsen> Doing it as we speak.
[07:20:55] <tsen> But don't worry, I can always make a Part II if you keep going.
[07:21:14] <Mire> You can't prove hsit
[07:21:49] <tsen> Well, it would be quite the log to fake.
[07:21:59] <tsen> I suppose I could have, but, thanks to your little outburst, nobody would believe it.
[07:22:18] <tsen> So, even if it WAS fake, everyone would think it was real...
[07:22:20] <Mire> YOU ARE A LIAR EVERYBODY KNOWS
[07:22:24] <tsen> And it IS real, so you know, fail.
[07:22:52] <Mire> That pastebin is fake.
[07:22:57] <Mire> I never said those things.
[07:23:07] <tsen> You did not have sexual relations with that woman/pancake?
[07:23:19] <Mire> That's not funny, you fuck.
[07:23:30] <tsen> You have no recollection of it at this time?
[07:24:08] <Mire> No, it's a lie.
[07:24:14] <tsen> Right, I'm sure.
[07:24:15] <Mire> You're lying, and I know it.
[07:24:30] <tsen> You know, this might actually be one of your rarer successful attention-whores.
[07:24:40] <tsen> I mean, it IS pretty funny, to be fair.
[07:24:46] <tsen> In a schadenlulz sort of way.
[07:24:57] <Mire> You really fucked me this time.
[07:25:00] <tsen> Eww.
[07:25:06] <tsen> That is not at all hot.
[07:25:07] <Mire> I will have your dox.
[07:25:11] <tsen> No, you won't.
[07:25:20] <Mire> You are in league with the Mitten.
[07:25:24] <Mire> You have my photos?
[07:25:29] <tsen> Indeed, I am in league with the Mitten.
[07:25:34] <tsen> And I may well have your photos.
[07:25:45] <Mire> show
[07:26:11] <tsen> I will not spread things given to me in confidence.
[07:26:13] <tsen> Even to you.
[07:26:26] <Mire> No this is a lie YOU ARE LYING
[07:26:31] <tsen> See, now, you could have used that line on me.
[07:26:35] <tsen> But you are too stupid to.
[07:26:42] <tsen> Of course, I still would not have let it stand...
[07:26:51] <tsen> But at least it would have made you look less stupid.
[07:26:53] <Mire> what is this you are playing with me?
[07:27:07] <tsen> And no, I don't have your disgusting pancake porn. What kind of guy do you take me for?
[07:27:34] <tsen> The thing that I am playing, I call it Project Striker.
[07:27:45] <tsen> It is a very high-priority secret plan.
[07:28:01] <tsen> Parts of it are already in place even now, and more parts will be arriving sooner than you think.
[07:28:14] <Mire> OMFG
[07:28:23] <tsen> It are conspiracy.
[07:28:47] <tsen> Just thought, since you gave me so much material, I'd return the favour...
[07:28:49] <Mire> So, that was an above-par trolling? Bogey, perhaps?
[07:29:07] <Mire> Oops.
[07:29:09] <tsen> I suppose I'll allow that, since I hate golf and thus have no idea what it means.
[07:29:21] <Mire> It means to go one above par.
[07:29:25] <tsen> Ah, yes.
[07:29:37] <tsen> And birdie/eagle/etc. are below, right?
[07:29:39] <Mire> Now, the important parts are coming up.
[07:29:47] <Mire> Yes.
[07:29:58] <tsen> Excellent, I haven't forgotten it all after all.
[07:30:00] <Mire> Real "ace-in-the-hole".
[07:30:07] <tsen> That is sickening. Watch your tongue.
[07:30:36] <tsen> Anyway, the aforementioned "important parts"?
[07:31:13] <Mire> This doesn't concern you much, but it's good that you play along.
[07:31:31] <tsen> I play along with anything that seems fun.
[07:31:46] <tsen> My agency and my faction is simple: Everything that provides me with lulz is good.
[07:32:15] <Mire> Trap the Tard.
[07:32:39] <tsen> How so?
[07:32:56] <Mire> Watch out for the Evidence thread tomorrow, and don't hint to this at all.
[07:33:06] <tsen> You could, I suppose, give her ("accidentally") a fake name for me (I like Brian Hunt for this one, I think), and see how it disseminates.
[07:33:16] <tsen> This would amuse me.
[07:33:21] <tsen> And therefore I see it as good.
[07:33:31] <Mire> Yes, this is falling into place.
[07:33:42] <Mire> Most of my trolling was superficial.
[07:33:56] <Mire> I was bored, but now it's time to get back to work.
[07:34:09] <tsen> I am reserving judgment on this matter until I am better informed.
[07:34:30] <tsen> Actually, if you think that it will amuse me, it is in your benefit to inform me, as I will then provide assistance.
[07:36:50] <Mire> No, Weasel.
[07:36:57] <Mire> I'm not letting you in on anything.
[07:37:13] <Mire> Because you need to be compartmentalized from the rest of plan.
[07:37:16] <tsen> Fine, then it is my right, it is my duty, to sabotage it at every possible opening.
[07:37:32] <Mire> Your role is important, genius.
[07:37:48] <tsen> Good, that gives me more opportunities to break the plan.
[07:37:56] <Mire> However, I can't have people talking to other people right now.
[07:38:00] <tsen> This is lulzier than going along with something that I have no idea what it is, you see.
[07:38:19] <Mire> BECAUSE, the conspiracy towards the Tard must not seem universal.
[07:38:27] <tsen> But it is.
[07:38:30] <tsen> Everyone hates the Tard.
[07:38:40] <tsen> Dude, I am pastebinning these logs and posting them on MATY now.
[07:38:52] <Mire> Even this?
[07:38:56] <tsen> Yes.
[07:38:58] <tsen> All of it.
[07:39:03] <Mire> Not a good idea, bud.
[07:39:10] <tsen> It is funnier, to me, to wreck your plans, than to go along with them.
[07:39:14] <Mire> I can let you in on where Assmitten stands.
[07:39:21] <tsen> I offered you the chance to have my assistance...
[07:39:25] <tsen> You did not take it.
[07:39:29] <Mire> Will that satisfy you?
[07:39:34] <tsen> No.
[07:39:46] <Mire> I don't want your ASSISTANCE, I need your cooperation.
[07:40:05] <Mire> Plus, you get a big slice of the pie in the final part.
[07:40:23] <Mire> It will be then I need your cooperation.
[07:40:31] <tsen> Contrary to popular belief, nine times out of ten I could not care less what Assmitten thinks about things. She is a friend, I guess, but not really a major factor in my decision-making process.
[07:40:42] <Mire> Then, what?
[07:40:44] <Mire> Rohina?
[07:40:46] <tsen> No.
[07:40:47] <Mire> Kutto?
[07:40:55] <tsen> Nobody here is a major factor in my decision-making process.
[07:41:03] <tsen> I already told you what my faction is.
[07:41:04] <Mire> If they do not matter, then why do you care?
[07:41:15] <tsen> I care because it will amuse me to tear holes in your plan.
[07:41:32] <Mire> Well, it's not some conspiracy against Pescado.
[07:41:36] <Mire> JFC.
[07:41:39] <tsen> I don't care if it is.
[07:41:45] <tsen> I like tearing holes in other people's plans.
[07:41:56] <tsen> I've done it once today, it would amuse me greatly to do it a second time.
[07:42:14] <Mire> You're going to kill it before it even starts.
[07:42:28] <Mire> Obviously, I would tell the Mitten.
[07:42:58] <Mire> She is my Senator, but to break this plan would actually prove boring at this stage.
[07:43:10] <Mire> Wait for it to ferment.
[07:43:13] <tsen> Yes, I'm going to kill it before it even starts.
[07:43:24] * Mire rolls eyes.
[07:43:30] <tsen> I don't particularly like machinations that are not my own.
[07:43:41] <Mire> How about you take the reins, then?
[07:43:50] <tsen> Hm, this is an interesting offer.
[07:44:04] <Mire> Of course, you NEED me.
[07:44:26] <Mire> I didn't plant a dramabomb to not be utilized.
[07:44:32] <tsen> On the other hand, I am disinclined to agree to your suggestion when I already offered my assistance (which is far less than me "taking the reins") in return for just knowing what the game is.
[07:44:55] <Mire> Well, I already told you the basics.
[07:45:01] <tsen> So, hurry up and play whatever cards you have in your metaphorical hand, and I will make my decision.
[07:45:03] <Mire> And you've seen the plan in action.
[07:45:38] <Mire> No, thanks.
[07:45:52] <tsen> Fine, pastebinned and ready for posting then.
[07:45:53] <Mire> You can take it, or I'll let it die.
[07:46:08] <Mire> Wait, can you see BLS?
[07:46:11] <tsen> Yes.
[07:46:20] <tsen> Why shouldn't I be able to?
[07:46:21] <Mire> Duh, of course.
[07:46:22] <tsen> I even post there.
[07:46:27] <Mire> I don't know.
[07:46:35] <tsen> Why do you ask?
[07:46:45] <Mire> But, should you confine it there?
[07:46:53] <Mire> Nah, the Tard has socks.
[07:46:54] <tsen> Should I confine WHAT there?
[07:46:57] <Mire> Hmm.
[07:47:15] <Mire> Okay, Weasel.
[07:47:26] <Mire> You are admittedly, a master of your craft.
[07:47:30] <tsen> Indeed.
[07:47:34] <tsen> I have practised long.
[07:47:56] <Mire> Break the plan or take it. All this will result in for myself is a rousing troll.
[07:48:27] <Mire> WE. ARE. YOUR. FRIENDS.
[07:48:33] <tsen> Well, see, the thing is this: I'm not going to take the plan without some idea of what it is, preferably better than what I have now.
[07:48:54] <Mire> I already told you.
[07:49:05] <Mire> Oy, let me go over it.
[07:49:10] <tsen> Yes, I know you want to harass the tard, etc., but I don't know HOW you intend to do that.
[07:49:26] <Mire> Now, it would be modified for you, but I was important to this.
[07:49:51] <Mire> I would be betrayed, and I would run to and court the Tard.
[07:50:16] <Mire> Using your "dox", I would prove useful enough to get into her inner circle of sorts.
[07:50:46] <tsen> Continue...
[07:50:54] <Mire> Then it would be a bit more planning to see which type grenade I would plant.
[07:51:02] <Mire> Personally, I thought it would be good.
[07:51:05] <Mire> If.
[07:51:45] <Mire> I were to get increasingly moar dramatic until the Tard sympathized with me.
[07:51:50] <Mire> Then, bam.
[07:52:17] <Mire> I uplink the YouTube videos of her flinging her chub and she freaks the fuck out.
[07:52:45] <Mire> P&L results.
[07:52:57] <Mire> This was a quiet plan, and would take a bit of time, obviously.
[07:53:23] <Mire> If you take the wheel, you can pretty much tell me what to do with what I update you with.
[07:53:52] <Mire> HOWEVER.
[07:54:35] <tsen> This feels suspiciously like you trying to buy me off, here. I have no delusions, at the moment, that you will keep me even remotely in the loop.
[07:54:40] <tsen> But continue.
[07:54:53] <tsen> Maybe we will reach an agreement.
[07:55:02] <Mire> Are you kidding?
[07:55:02] <Mire> I'll give you Tard PMs and such.
[07:56:11] <Mire> You know what to plant, and I'm your go-to.
[07:56:26] <Mire> Problem is, I don't know if my original plan will fit in with this.
[07:56:54] <tsen> My suggestion: Move all Zig.
[07:57:13] <tsen> You know, go for a direct insinuation.
[07:57:19] <Mire> Zig?
[07:57:22] <tsen> You may need to make a sock, though, since she seems to hate you.
[07:57:30] <tsen> Oh, it's an All Your Base Are Belong To Us-type reference.
[07:57:35] <Mire> Tell them that you're in command?
[07:57:43] <tsen> No, no.
[07:58:08] <tsen> What you do is simple:
[07:58:19] <tsen> (it is the same thing I did to Ellatrue)
[07:58:34] <tsen> Come to her with some sob story about how you suddenly became the target and realised that she was right after all...
[07:58:47] <Mire> That was already planned, yes.
[07:59:13] <tsen> Then offer to act as a double agent. Except you're really a triple agent.
[07:59:30] <tsen> Offer to get information from Assmitten or whoever and send it straight to her...
[07:59:46] <tsen> But the information you give her is whatever the higher-ups want her to think.
[07:59:55] <Mire> Woo, triples!
[07:59:59] <tsen> Complete bullshit can help, too.
[07:59:59] <Mire> Such a thing may lengthen the plans by a few days.
[08:00:20] <Mire> I am liking this.
[08:00:23] <tsen> This way, instead of trying to get in her inner circle, just make yourself useful immediately.
[08:00:57] <Mire> Okay, I will send her a message as soon as SHE CLEANS HER FUCKING INBOX.
[08:01:19] <Mire> Keep the undercover idea, work instantly, give Tsen credit for being a weasel.
[08:01:49] <Mire> A damn good one.
[08:01:52] <tsen> You may even arrange for her to be given a fake telephone number (attached to some interwebs-phone system, like Skype or something),  so she can think she is calling the Mitten or whoever, except it's not tied to her real-life existence in any way and thus relatively safe.
[08:02:08] <Mire> This is so good.
[08:02:20] <Mire> I could have her call me and pretend to be you.
[08:02:24] <Mire> How would she know?
[08:03:05] <Mire> This is good.
[08:03:06] <tsen> Well, you could, but I am unsure why she would want to call me.
[08:03:16] <tsen> Mitten or rohina, she would definitely want to harass, though.
[08:03:21] <Mire> Harrassment, of course.
[08:04:01] <Mire> Okay, this is a deeper level to the actual plan.
[08:04:11] <Mire> Are you still going to act like "I TROL U" outside of this?
[08:04:30] <tsen> I guess so?
[08:04:56] <tsen> I'm not sure what you mean, but I am not really about to admit to working with you on anything, or anything like that.
[08:05:08] <Mire> Okay. It seems easier if we just seem to keep things going the way everyone expected.
[08:05:30] <tsen> Probably.
[08:05:37] <Mire> I will keep you in the loop moreso, however.
[08:06:10] <tsen> On the other hand, I will maintain logs in pastebinnery as a backup plan.
[08:06:18] <Mire> Okay, this is good. Sob story tomorrow.
[08:06:49] <tsen> Excellent.
[08:06:55] <Mire> Trixie, I don't really mind if you break the plan. After all, you now have your finger in the pie.
[08:07:27] <Mire> This would be a loss to you, as well. You have a position of power that you don't seem to get.
[08:07:48] <Mire> You pull a Jenga, and you fall from your place.
[08:08:02] <tsen> I am aware. I just don't really care.
[08:08:21] <Mire> Psh. Join the club.
[08:08:21] <tsen> The success of your plan is clearly more important t oyou than it is to me...
[08:08:28] <tsen> So it is a bargaining chip, of sorts.
[08:08:30] <Mire> I do this sort of shit to entertain and occupy.
[08:08:36] <tsen> to you*
[08:08:50] <tsen> Yes, I know that it is crucial to you that you maintain your usefulness.
[08:09:32] <tsen> Anyway, I have to go. You made me have to delay part of Project Striker too, hope you are happy.
[08:09:41] * Mire is happy.
[08:09:49] <Mire> So long