Homestuck Troll Slang

ablution trap
  4180
    AA: equius im ab0ut t0 thr0w an abluti0n trap thr0ugh y0ur wall
  4196
    CG: NOW WHY DON'T YOU HOP IN THE TRAP, WASH THAT NASTY BLUE SHIT OFF, AND JOIN OUR FUCKING SESSION ALREADY.

absurdity palate
  3294
    CG: THIS IS THE LITTLE WORD HUMANS SAY REPEATEDLY WHEN SOMETHING TICKLES THEIR ABSURDITY PALATE, RIGHT?

acid tubes
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Eating UNRANGED CLUCKBEAST OVA is a great way to fill your acid tubes with HORRIFYING PARASITES, who probably wouldn't get along with your BENEVOLENT PARASITES, OR you BENIGN PARASITES.

archeradicator
  4111
    And while such a calling would be quite honorable, you would prefer to join the ranks of the ARCHERADICATORS, perhaps the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer.

auricular sponge clot
  3906
    No news is good news. Sweet music to your auricular sponge clots.

autoerogenous shame globe
  4447
    CCG: TIME TO RELAX. LET'S ALL CRAWL INTO OUR COCOONS AND GET BUSY STIMULATING OUR AUTOEROGENOUS SHAME GLOBES.
  4690
    ?CG: THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT WHICH GUY CAN MANAGE TO BE THE HEFTIEST SACK OF SHAME GLOBES TO ONE ANOTHER.
  4752
    FCG: THIS IS ALL SO OBVIOUS, I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT HAVING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, AND EVEN WORSE, REMEMBERING HAVING IT EXPLAINED TO ME BY THE SMART ONE THREE HOURS AGO AND STILL ACTING LIKE A MOIST GLOBE EVEN AFTER BEING SO SOUNDLY SCHOOLFED.
  5322
    CG: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET GLOBE TICKLING FUCK.
  5767
    CG: OH, I BET IT IS JUST THE BIGGEST FUCKING BLAST A GUY CAN HAVE WITHOUT A PAIR OF SHAME GLOBES SECURED IN HIS TWO TREMBLING FISTS.
  5772
    CG: SO OUT OF EVERYTHING WE JUST TALKED ABOUT, THIS IS THE THING THAT HAS YOU TRIPPING GLOBES? WHATEVER YOU SAY!
  6592
    FCG: THEN IT'LL JUST BE YOU AND THE OTHER GUY, SPINNING YOUR GLOBES TOGETHER LIKE A COUPLE STUPID PIECES OF SHIT, AD INFINITUM.
  7163
    MEENAH: ok i admit that mosta them were chumpy as globes when we was tryin to win our game
  7208
    CRONUS: GLO8ES.
  7208
    MEENAH: the leadership thing is hard as globes
  9279
    KARKAT: I DON'T EVEN KNOW *WHERE* TO BEGIN ADDRESSING THE GLOBE NUMBING ABSURDITY OF YOUR SUDDEN PRESENCE ON THIS METEOR.
  9425
    (KARKAT:) KISS MY SHAME GLOBES.

bark gnome
  3958
    CG: YOU'VE BEEN STUNTED LIVING UP THERE, BY THE WHISPERS OF FUCKING BARK GNOMES OR SOMETHING.

barkbeast
  7163
    #seal #you know #the marine barkbeast

barkfiend
  7283
    TAVROS: sHE HAS ME WORKING LIKE A BARKFIEND,

barn beast
  3490
    AT: oH, aND, wILL THIS BREAKFAST INJURE HIS SHRILL BARN BEAST,
  9388
    KARKAT: I RETREAT TO MY SAFE PLACE, AND YET THE WORDS. THE STUPID FUCKING PRATTLE JOCKEYING LIKE ROWDY BARNBEASTS UP AGAINST THE PARTITIONS OF GOOD FUCKING SENSE AND THE MOST BASIC OF PERSONAL BOUNDARIES.

beefgrub
  4044
    AG: Man, now I've got this huge 8eefgrub lodged in my nook just thinking a8out him.

beehouse mainframe
  3978
    Oh God, one of your BEEHOUSE MAINFRAMES.

beenary
  3978
    The workers pair up and dance angry messages to you in beenary code.

beetles
  3938
    Did you honestly think you could dip your corpulent snout into the imperial beetle coffers like that and get away with it??
  3941
    A personal satchel, perhaps? CHOCK FULL OF ILLICIT, EMBEZZLED BEETLES, WITH WHICH YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED CHEEK TO WALTZ BEFORE HIS TYRANNY, CONCEALED BENEATH YOUR ILL-GOTTEN FINERY??????
  7208
    You got a sack of EMBEZZLED BEETLES!

behemoth leaving
  4467
    FCG: HE BROUGHT THE FRESH BEHEMOTH LEAVING INTO OUR HIVE, AND TOGETHER WE DECORATED IT.
  4605
    GA: Im Guessing Thats The Human Equivalent Of 12th Perigees Eve
    GA: Will Your Adult Human Custodian Forage For Leavings As Ours Do
  4752
    CCG: IT MUST BE PERIGEES EVE, BECAUSE GET A LOAD OF THIS HUGE BEHEMOTH LEAVING THAT JUST GOT DRAGGED IN.
  5904
    PCG: THEY MUST BE DROPPING LIKE BEHEMOTH LEAVINGS OUT THERE.

bileslaw
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Ugh, these are still in here?  BILESLAW really doesn't keep well.

blastoff device
  7163
    MEENAH: come on it aint blastoff device science

blastoff research
  8934
    TEREZI: TH1S 1SN'T BL4STOFF R3S34RCH, P3OPL3

bone bulge
  3495
    AT: r U READY,
    AT: tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE
  3503
    CG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT.
  3803
    CG: I DON'T SEE ANY TENTACLES OR EXTRA EYEBALLS OR WARPED BONE BULGES, SO THOSE GROSS LITTLE THINGS THERE ARE ALL YOU GUYS, WAITING TO GO TO EARTH AND GROW UP AND BECOME THE INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED DOUCHEBAGS YOU ALL ARE NOW.
  3985
    TA: relay a me22age for me, tell them two go haunt my huge creakiing bone bulge.
  4046
    TA: god ii am ju2t bulge deep iin the fecal matter of a wiildly iincontiinent hoofbea2t but ok, iill iindulge you.
  4078
    CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
  4196
    CG: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, KARKAT. LET'S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP.
  4443
    PTA: no man iit2 true, we are bulge bumpiing pupa pal2 agaiin.
  4447
    CCG: JUST GONNA SIT HERE FOR A MINUTE, LOCAL TIME, AND SEE IF ANYONE ELSE HAS ANY SHIT THEY WANT TO SCRAPE OFF THEIR BULGE ON TO MY CLEAN NUTRITION PLATEAU.
  4467
    FCG: OR MAYBE YOU JUST SKIMMED THIS AND IT DIDN'T GET THROUGH YOUR THICK BULGE???
  4528
    CG: PREPARE TO GET YOUR PUNY HUMAN BULGE FLAMED INTO NUCLEAR HATEBLIVION.
  4594
    CG: OK I DEFINITELY DON'T NEED YOU BUSTING MY BULGE ABOUT THE SPEECH NOW.
  4642
    GC: Y34H OK, JOHN M4Y S3RV3 YOU YOUR OWN BULG3 ON 4 S1LV3R TURN T4BL3 PR3 SCR4TCH
  4692
    KARKAT: ALRIGHT, AS LEADER, I RECOMMEND WE DELIVER THEM A DELIGHTFUL GIFT BASKET VIA TRANSUNIVERSAL BULGE THRUST.
  5221
    KARKAT: PASSWORD PASSWORD PASSWORD PASSWORD PASSWORD PASSWORD. PASSWORD YOU NUBBY GRUMPY SACK OF UGLY FUCK. I WANT A PASSWORD RIGHT NOW OR I WILL DIRECT MY COLD LASER HATESTARE THROUGH YOUR BULGE FROM BEHIND MY GOOFY ASS GOGGLY GIRL GLASSES FOR LAME SHITTY SISSIES.

bone nook
  3535
    GC: ONC3 YOU M4K3 1T 1M SUR3 3V3N YOU 4ND YOUR UND3RD3V3LOP3D BON3 NOOK W1LL B3 4BL3 TO F1GUR3 OUT WH4T TO DO
  3803
    CG: YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE A BUNCH OF MOANY NOOKSUCKERS SING AT A LITTLE PINE TREE I THINK.
  3925
    He is even better at making viruses than you, which really gets stuck in your nook.
  3981
    You are always up to your nook in the newest and hottest games.
  4044
    AG: Man, now I've got this huge 8eefgrub lodged in my nook just thinking a8out him.
  4250
    AG: aLSO uMMM dUHHH,,,, uMMM,,, i AM SORRY FROM THE 8OTTOM OF MY NOOK,,,,,,,,,,
  4270
    AG: Anyway, Kanaya is missing in action, and Karkat has his head up his nook with his new sta88y h8friend.
  4443
    PCG: CHOOSE YOUR CLASSES NOW! LEVEL 69 NOOKSNIFFER IS UP FOR GRABS, WHO WANTS IT.
  4528
    CG: YOU REALLY ARE A SMUG NOOK WHIFFER, JOHN EGBERT.
  4594
    CG: I'M FED UP WITH THESE BACK DOOR NOOKBITING SHENANIGANS.
  4692
    KARKAT: WHAT THE FROND BUCKLING NOOK STENCH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
  6585
    CCG: I JUST NEED TO AIR OUT SOME SHIT WITH SOMEBODY, AND EVERYONE HERE HAS THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR NOOKS I WANT TO SCREAM LOUDER THAN I USUALLY DO.
    CCG: THEIR TROLL NOOKS *AND* HUMAN NOOKS, WHATEVER THE HELL A HUMAN NOOK EVEN *IS*.
  6886
    MEENAH: that is nook loads of time
  7208
    MITUNA: G00 F1LL37 UR N00K
  7208
    CRONUS: taking me to task for ripping captor a sorely deservwed newv nook.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    That all ended the night the Heiress of that era attended the game and the opposing CONTROLLER made Matzos thrust his bone nook at her.  She had him culled right there on the velvet.

breeze blender
  9418
    VRISKA: That's why we need a good strategy in place 8efore the shit hits the 8reeze 8lender.

??brinde?? stem
  7208
    MITUNA: FUCH Y0UR 4ND Y0UR FUCKY CHUMPHY 5UCKYFUCK FR0NGHUMPH1NG 8R1ND3 573M R1G7H UP3 Y0UR 5H17F7Y PH3L5M504KED PR083CHU7H3 71L7 1Z 5UCK 4ZZ 8171CH 15 5UCKKY 5UCHY FUCK37Y 5UCKH0L3 FUCKY FCUK3Y FUCK FUCK FUCK

brinesucker
  4243
    CA: i figure if youre going to auspisticize any twwo brinesuckers wwho sneer at each other a funny wway you might as wwell make it official and be ours right
  4367
    CA: i am one sad fuckin brinesucker

brooding caverns
  3903
    You were allowed to design this hive when you were young, after you emerged victorious from your trials deep in the brooding caverns.
  3969
    Adult trolls supply their genetic material to the FILIAL PAILS carried by imperial drones and offered to the monstrous MOTHER GRUB deep underground in the brooding caverns.
  4250
    AG: Nothing comes easy, Tavros. That is why we go through the trials in the 8rooding caverns when we are young.
  4663
    Perhaps it is customary for this species after emerging from the trials in the brooding caverns?
  5374
    AG: And she was starting to get so 8ig, that she would have to crawl out of the caverns soon, no longer a8le to feast on stray wigglers she caught in her we8.
  5658
    I have 8een trou8led to know that as one so common 8looded, he could not possi8ly have hatched yet, nor will he wriggle from the caverns for many sweeps.
  7298
    KANAYA: They Tended To Spend A Lot Of Time In The Brooding Caverns Where A Convenient Source Of Light Was Often Handy

bugnasty
  3981
    But just one game in particular, and this game is no joking matter. It is delirious bugnasty.

bugwinged
  3614
    GA: Considering That Youre Obviously Not That Smart
    GA: And Basically Understand Whipping Bugwinged Fuckall About Even The Most Elementary Temporal Mechanics

caegar
  3942
    You will flip a DOUBLE-HEADED TROLL CAEGAR to decide his fate.
  4078
    CG: NO YOU'RE JUST A RUN OF THE MILL LITTLE PSYCHO GIRL, A TROLL CAEGAR A DOZEN.

carbonated hydration juice
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    The heiress just launched a new CARBONATED HYDRATION JUICE flavor, CLAWGUNK.

cartilage nub
  3893
    He thinks you should cram that sobering understanding in your chitinous windhole, and tamp it down hard with your ugly stupid looking cartilage nub.

cavalreaper
  4016
    One day you hope to prove yourself worthy of recruitment into the halls of the dreaded imperial CAVALREAPERS.
  5658
    He would rise through the ranks of the cavalreapers and assume command, having proven the most skilled and fearless of them.

chagrin tunnel
  7208
    MITUNA: K17H5 MY CH4GR1N 7UNK3L Y0U 5N4NK 4ZZ CHUM8UCK357

chairbag
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Your SPLAYSAC, a CHAIRBAG fulled with SOPOR SLIME.  Proximity to the slime helps your relax without actually making you fall asleep, like youre RECUPERACOON does.

cheese critter
  8596
    TEREZI: ONLY TO SL1NK 4W4Y L1K3 4 F1LTHY CH33S3 CR1TT3R, W1THOUT 3V3R H4V1NG TO P4Y TH3 P1P3R???

chitinous windhole
  3893
    He thinks you should cram that sobering understanding in your chitinous windhole, and tamp it down hard with your ugly stupid looking cartilage nub.

cholerbear
  3955
    AC: :33 < *she prepares the lions share of the slain armored cholerbear for gc*
    ...
    GC: 1S 1T 4 BULL CHOL3RB34R??
    ...
    GC: *GC'S 4L4RM1NG 4ND SPL3ND1F3ROUS G1RTH S3TTL3S OV3R THE SUCCUL3NT CHOL3RB34R ST34K*
  4751
    CG: HE'S GOT THE FOREARMS OF A CHOLERBEAR, A MOUNTAIN OF LOGS, AND NOTHING BUT FUCKING TIME.
  5642
    Those of her caste are typically pleased to mount a sluggish choler8ear, or some 8rainless squawking spleenfowl during petty expeditions to plaster seizure notices on gam8lignant property.

chucklevoodoo
  5928
    TC: in the angriest ways i found up my dark ancestral chucklevoodoos within.
  5931
    TC: as if i'd forget to do my chucklevoodoos to you too.
  7208
    MEENAH: got any crazy chucklevoodoo tips on how to kill a cherub?
  7208
    MEULIN: [non-ASCII emoticon] < MAY THE BARD'S RIOTOUS CHUCKLEVOODOOS INSPIRE NIGHTMARES IN ALL WHO WOULD OPPAWS CALICORN, AND MAY THE JOCULARKITTY OF HIS VAST HONK RING LOUD AND MOTHER FUCKIN TRUE ALL THE WAY TO SHANGRI LOL.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    The CHUCKLEVOODOOS of the Heiress' SUBJUGGLATORS-IN-WAITING would pursue you to the darkest corners of your own mind and beat your to death with their JUGGLING CLUBS, laughing like lunatics the whole time.

cluckbeast
  4072
    AG: I 8n't managed to cloud a scenario yet you couldn't squawk out of in a 8lazing trail of cluck8east feathers.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Eating UNRANGED CLUCKBEAST OVA is a great way to fill your acid tubes with HORRIFYING PARASITES, who probably wouldn't get along with your BENEVOLENT PARASITES, OR you BENIGN PARASITES.

corpse box
  4825
    CG: THIS IS THE END OF YOU. THAT AROMA YOU DETECT WAFTS FROM THE BOUQUET PERCHED ON YOUR CORPSE BOX.
  4947
    GA: Oh Yes I Do Believe Securing A Corpse Box Would Be Prudent

courtblock
  3932
    You prepare a new campaign for one of your favorite scenarios, COURTBLOCK DRAMA.
    In a courtblock, the word defense itself is offensive.
  3939
    The courtblock has little choice but to acknowledge your cunning.
  3950
    The courtblock is adjourned.
  5265
    And though executing the wrong person is only a minor embarrassment to the courtblock, it is an embarrassment nonetheless.
  5610
    GC: D4V3 D1D YOU KNOW TH4T C3NTUR13S 4GO ON MY PL4N3T, L3G1SL4C3R4TORS W3R3 NOT CONF1N3D TO STUFFY COURTBLOCKS 4RGU1NG C4S3S B3FOR3 H1S HONOR4BL3 TYR4NNY?
  5612
    GC: H3 W1LL CL34R TH1S COURTBLOCK 1F H3 DO3S NOT H4V3 ORD3R, H3 SW34RS TO J3GUS
  5647
    They filled the court8lock with peasants ravenous for the comeuppance of a 8lue 8lood.
  5651
    With the court8lock cleared, all that remained to o8struct my freedom was His Honora8le Tyranny himself.

crisprange
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    All the best CHEFS cook on very high heat.  You are not one of the best CHEFS, which is just as well since your CRISPRANGE kind of sucks.

crossing trestle
  7208
    MEENAH: water under the crossing trestle

cuebat
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    You were so excited to show him that branch.  He ate all the leaves in one very slow bite, and you were left with a pretty decent hivemade CUEBAT.  The first CUEBAT you ever had, actually.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    It's your CUEBAT, your most prized piece of ARENA STICKBALL equipment.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    You can't quite life a CUEBAT with your telekinesis.  The best PUSHERS can, but you're not one of them.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Yes!  You got the CUEBAT!  This thing packs a wallop, especially when the tip is chalked and it's carried by you

culling fork
  4078
    CG: NO. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.
  4355
    You unequip [symbol]DON'S ENTENTE, a golden DOUBLE CULLING FORK, a legendary weapon reserved for royalty, and generally only used for ceremonial purposes.

dairyjerk
  7298
    HORUSS: 8=D < The dairyjerk observes that the great beast is clearly despondent, and asks:

diaperstub
  4062
    CT: D --> Not the kind played by trans100cent green wigglers who let 100se an e%cremental surge hard in their wiggler-bottom diaperstubs

dirt noodle
  7163
    KANKRI: L99k, I'm just saying, it's a huge risk 9pening that can 9f dirt n99dles, trying t9 educate pe9ple 9n that su6ject 9n t9p 9f everything else.

dong shouter
  9358
    KARKAT: I GUESS THAT RINGS A DONG SHOUTER.

dross coffer
  7208
    An ordinary domestic DROSS COFFER.  It's full of smelly garbage, but it hasn't been dragged outside the ring yet.

enclosure talon
  6610
    KARKAT: NOTICE THE TWO HEAVILY DRAMATIZED "ENCLOSURE TALONS" SURROUNDING THAT WORD, WHICH I AM SCORNFULLY PANTOMIMING WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS, AS PRESENTLY BEING DEMONSTRATED FOR YOU.

exoskeleton
  4945
    GA: I Think Youre Being Frivolous But Thats Not Really The Sentiment Reinforcing The Exoskeleton Of My Argument

extraterraneal landing slats
  3903
    You step outside your respiteblock, onto one of your hive's numerous extraterraneal landing slats.

fart niblet
  9281
    KARKAT: SHHHHH, SOLLUX PIPE DOWN! HE'S ABOUT TO SPILL THE FART NIBLETS, I CAN FEEL IT!!!!!!!!!!!

finish crumb
  7956
    KANAYA: Rose You Are Willfully Ignoring My Trail Of Finish Crumbs
  7957
    KANAYA: So Many Finish Crumbs Up In Here

flavor disc
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    This was a great night.  Dammek insisted you have HALF the flavor disc!  Your LUSUS took this picture, a delightful trick he has never repeated.

flaysquad
  3908
    It's about a green threshecutioner cadet who sasses up the bluebloods in his flaysquad pretty good.

four wheel device
  4000
    What's the name of this dude sitting in his FOUR WHEEL DEVICE?
  4014
    Aw damn and there goes your four wheel device down the ramp. That happens a lot.
  4250
    AG: Now hop out of your wheel device and get clim8ing!!!!!!!!
  4680
    GC: 1 TOLD YOU, YOU W1LL NOT R3GR3T H1TCH1NG YOUR SH1TTY JP3GGY FOUR WH33L D3V1C3 TO MY CONST3LL4T1ON
  4955
    AT: i MURDERED HIM INAPPROPRIATELY WITH A FOUR WHEEL DEVICE,
  6433
    **Then there are times where you have to be creative with naming stuff to get it to fit. Like calling a skateboard a FOUR WHEEL DEVICE to get it to rhyme with SLICE.
  7163
    MEENAH: no pretty sure dont give much a shit about a trick you do on your four wheel device
  7163
    You got LATULA'S FOUR WHEEL DEVICE!
  7163
    KANKRI: 9h, hey, Latula.  I th9ught I heard y9ur device grinding 9n vari0us surfaces near6y.
    ...
    KANKRI: 9r the way y9ur hair fl9ws in the wind when y9u sc99t 9ver s9me s9rt 9f 96stacle 9n y9ur device really fast.

frond
  4672
    GC: 1 TH1NK YOU M1GHT B3 PULL1NG MY FROND, F3M4L3 34RTHL1NG
  4692
    KARKAT: WHAT THE FROND BUCKLING NOOK STENCH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
  4752
    CCG: WILL I BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS SHIT. WILL I REALLY BACK DOWN LIKE A LIMP FRONDED STOOGE? PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING.

frond nub
  4196
    CG: I MEAN IF YOU'RE REALLY IMPLYING TAVROS IS YOUR KISMESIS I THINK YOU'RE BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB.

gallsphincter
  6610
    KARKAT: LIKE MY INFLAMED QUAKING GALLSPHINCTER IT'S NOT.

gamblignant
  4099
    In ancient times such weapons were employed by roving bands of GAMBLIGNANTS, deadly marauders with a passion for chance.
  4356
    It was the same old gamblignant's ship from which your accomplice at the time also plundered a set of extraordinarily powerful dice.
  5375
    AG: She documented all of her amazing adventures as she sailed around the world, commanding a notoriously deadly fleet of Gam8lignants.
  5407
    Not knowing is the point, and if you truly understood this, your crusade against the Gam8lignants would not 8e among our Grand High8lood's most uproarious punchlines.
  5642
    Those of her caste are typically pleased to mount a sluggish choler8ear, or some 8rainless squawking spleenfowl during petty expeditions to plaster seizure notices on gam8lignant property.
  5654
    With the gam8lignants decim8ed, I'd em8raced the turn in fortune and pledged to put my seagrifting ways 8ehind me.

ganderbulb
  6250
    KARKAT: WHICH UNLESS MY RAW, RUDDY GANDERBULBS ARE STILL A LITTLE GRIEFBLEARY, STRIKES ME AS STILL BEING SOMEWHAT RATHER FUCKING *UNBLOWN* UP.

gander precipice
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    The door to your RESPITEBLOCK, where you sleep.  You're standing on your GANDER PRECIPICE.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    This leads to your GANDER PRECIPICE.  Many a fine gander you've had out there.  Good, honest gandering.

gastric evacuation gland
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Oh man, a can of CLAWGUNK would really hit the spot right now.  That spot being the dead center of your GASTRIC EVACUATION GLAND.

glance nugget
  6586
    CCG: OK, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO FROM ZERO TO DOUCHE LIKE IN THE BLINK OF A FUCKING GLANCE NUGGET.
    FCG: THE BLINK OF A GLANCE NUGGET?? I'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES ALREADY. AND COUNTING!

gobblefiend
  9743
    VRISKA: Having just the two of us walk str8 up to Lord English, cold go88lefiend... that sounds like a recipe for disaster, weapon or no weapon.

grubfisted
  3803
    CG: I DON'T SEE ANY TENTACLES OR EXTRA EYEBALLS OR WARPED BONE BULGES, SO THOSE GROSS LITTLE THINGS THERE ARE ALL YOU GUYS, WAITING TO GO TO EARTH AND GROW UP AND BECOME THE INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED DOUCHEBAGS YOU ALL ARE NOW.

grubfuck
  4752
    CCG: OUT OF THE COUNTLESS TRILLIONS OF LIFE FORMS I BROUGHT INTO REALITY THROUGH ANGRY GRUBFUCK POWER ALONE, I HAVE SELECTED YOU FOR EXAMINATION AND HARASSMENT.

grubfucker
  3986
    TA: you are the dumbe2t grubfucker on the planet, ii 2wear.

grubloaf
  4467
    FCG: AND THEN GETTING SOUNDLY BERATED BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER THE MISTAKES ARE BEING MADE IS JUST THE MUCUS ON THE GRUBLOAF.
  4680
    GC: L1K3 R3C3NTLY L34V3N3D GRUBLO4F
  6612
    KARKAT: SEE THE TWO HEROES IN THE MIDDLE, PARTAKING IN THEIR FLUSHED EMBRACE? PRETTY MUCH YOUR TYPICAL LOWBLOOD REDROM PAIRING. THEIR DYNAMIC IS THE GRUBLOAF AND TUBER PASTE OF THE OVERALL ARC.

grubsauce
  3927
    TA: 2crew you vanta2 thii2 2hiit2 more real than kraft grub2auce.
  5250
    PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S JUST GRUB SAUCE.
    PLEASE JUST BE GRUB SAUCE PLEASE JUST BE GRUB SAUCE PLEASE JUST BE GRUB SAUCE
  5332
    And a big puddle of something next to the transportalizer. Grub sauce maybe? You hope it's grub sauce. Please be grub sauce.
  5337
    This startled everyone in the room so much, it triggered a dreadful grub sauce spill, and/or chainsaw accident, causing the missing victim to lose a large volume of blood, and/or grub sauce.
  6250
    KARKAT: AND AFTER A BREAKNECK WARP SPEED JOURNEY IN WHICH MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND *EVER* PSYCHED ME OUT INTO THINKING HE DIED *YET A FUCKING GAIN* BY EXPELLING LITER AFTER GRUESOME LITER OF GRUBSAUCE FROM HIS EVERY ORIFICE
  6610
    KARKAT: WHO THE FUCK EVER HEARD OF GRUB SAUCE WITHOUT GRUBS??? WHAT'S IT MADE OF THEN GENIUS!
  6727
    It also makes a pretty killer substitute for grub sauce in a pinch.
  7163
    PORRIM: Is that grub sauce o+n yo+ur face?
    ...
    PORRIM: Yes it is.  Yo+u have a big smudge o+f sauce, right there.  Yo+u're a mess, Kanny.  Co+me here.
    ...
    PORRIM: We aren't o+n Befo+rus anymo+re.  I wo+rked hard o+n that sweater, and I'm no+t go+ing to+ stand by while yo+u encrust it in grub sauce.
  7208
    CRONUS: oh sure.  no grub sauce on your hands!
  9408
    VRISKA: Like a 8unch of wigglers hopped up on high fructose gru8 sauce.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Ah, delicious GRUB SAUCE!  Hand-sauced from, uh... you're not sure, actually.  You don't ask about GRUB SAUCE.  That's not what you do with GRUB SAUCE.

grubshed
  4529
    PCG4: YOU BASTARD, IS IT REALLY SO MUCH TO ASK TO TAKE A FEW TOOLS OUT BEHIND THE GRUBSHED.

grubslurry
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Your GRUBSLURRY AGITATOR is nice for when you just want to throw some UNAGITATED GRUBSLURRY into the AGITATING RECIPTACLE and enjoy some GRUBSLURRY that's been THOROUGHLY AGITATED.

grubsteak
  7416
    ERISOLSPRITE: your bro ha2 feeliin2 twwo con2iider, he2 not 2ome 2liice of grub2teak. wwhy are you con2ultiing wwiith me, iim a dii2a2ter. no iim a dii2a2ter that 2hiit iit2 emotiional pant2 wwiith thiick liiquiid CATA2TROPHE, 2o dont evven come near me.

grubtube
  3985
    TA: who care2, iim yankiing the grubtube on thii2 overpunctured biitch.
  4572
    AG: Is this like the Earth equivalent of Gru8tu8e or something?

grubwurst
  8227
    KARKAT: GRUBWURST!

grub juice
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    GRUB JUICE HYDRATION CYLINDERS.  Inside these cylindrical containers is GRUB JUICE, which can be used for hydration and restoring reserves of PSYCHIC POWER!

hatchright
  5076
    CA: that gun i just gavve you is somethin of a hatchright to the kid

hear duct
  5886
    AT: tHEY ARE RUTHLESSLY DISCIPLINARY, aND MY HEAR DUCTS HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY,
    ...
    TC: Is tO ChEcK OuT WhAt sLaMs yOu cAn sTiCk iN My dUcTs!
  5931
    TC: and now i listen at what they whisper through my hear ducts.

hexagrid
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Xefros: oh!! the serpent security program for your hives power heXagrid!
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Xefros: do you mean the SERPENT rom that tetrarch dammek rigged up to his power hexagrid?

honkbird
  7853
    VRISKA: Anyway, I really don't mind the fact that these cryptic treasure maps have led us all on a wild honk8ird chase.

hoof loaf
  8227
    KARKAT: HOOF LOAF??

hoofbeast
  3982
    TA: maybe ii am not the two triick hoofbea2t you want two make me out a2.
  3985
    TA: 2o GET OFF YOUR HIIGH HOOFBEA2T.
  4046
    TA: god ii am ju2t bulge deep iin the fecal matter of a wiildly iincontiinent hoofbea2t but ok, iill iindulge you.
  4341
    You tend to wild and beautiful AQUATIC HOOFBEASTS, grooming and feeding them daily.
  4725
    CT: D --> I command that all verbal misdire%ion and hoofbeastplay will cease during my communications, is that understood
  7298
    RUFIOH: 1 was dead, r1ght?  and horuss k1ssed me back to l1fe... but just my head 1 think... he was probably stand1ng on some mounta1n str1king a post l1ke a f***1ng gangsta, probably f1ght1ng a hoofbeast w1th a flam1ng mane and all...
  7298
    HORUSS: 8=D < And when I am so spooked, you must know how that causes me to even more firmly identify with the majestic hoofbeast.
  7298
    HORUSS: 8=D < Knowing myself to be hoofbeastkin was only grazing the surface of the pasture.  Merely skimming the cream from the top of the milk.  I was so much more.
  7298
    HORUSS: [non-ASCII emoticon] < Trigger sounds like a wonderful name for a hoofbeast.

hornswoggled
  4725
    CT: D --> I've already been hornswoggled repeatedly by your comrades, who I quite reasonably mistook for your superiors in b100dline
  5598
    GC: 4ND 1N 4NY C4S3 YOU M4Y B3 4M4Z3D TO L34RN 1 4M NOT TOT4LLY 1N TH3 MOOD FOR YOUR DUMB SM4RT4SSY HORNSWOGGL3RY!
  5623
    You have been completely hornswoggled.
  6250
    KARKAT: EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE GUYS, WE WERE JUST HORNSWOGGLED AND MISINFORMED, CARRY ON THEN!

hunger trunk
  7209
    You can only spend so long powering through the dead troll equivalent of an unpleasant high school reunion without making a trip to the load gaper, or fixing yourself a little snack from the hunger trunk.
  7298
    RUFIOH: when damara acc1dentally dropped a hunger trunk on h1m way back... crushed h1s l1ttle body... 1 always dreamed 1 m1ght meet up w1th h1m aga1n 1n the afterl1fe.
  8300
    You cautiously approach the ruthless businesswoman.  She has deployed the CHEST OF MERCHANDISE.  You say, you mean the hunger trunk?  She acts like she didn't even hear you.
  9359
    VRISKA: In the hunger trunk!
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    The FLARP MANUAL classifies your HUNGER TRUNK as threat level... FIVESTAR GENERAL ELECTRIC?

husktop
  3914
    You take your HUSKTOP.
  3920
    Now if only you could figure out how to get your HUSKTOP out of this stupid thing.

hydration cylinder
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    GRUB JUICE HYDRATION CYLINDERS.  Inside these cylindrical containers is GRUB JUICE, which can be used for hydration and restoring reserves of PSYCHIC POWER!

ignorance shaft
  4690
    ?CG: IT IS NOT ABOUT WHICH ONE OF US WILL MOST DECISIVELY ESCORT THE OTHERS "TO SCHOOL", WHERE THEY WILL RECEIVE A VAST HELPING OF "OH SNAP" RAMMED DOWN THEIR INSATIABLE IGNORANCE SHAFTS

injury panel
  7208
    MITUNA: 817H1CH WH4Y DON7 Y0U 5H00V3 M0Y R4D 1NJURJY P4N3L 1N7H0 URR N457H7Y 53XXU4L3 PR1V457 P4R7H 0RF P3R3RF3R3R4NC3

invertebrother
  3910
    TC: wHaT iS uUuUuP mY iNvErTeBrOtHeR?
  7208
    (KURLOZ:) I COME BEARING THEE FINAL JOLLY ACCOUTREMENT MY FAITHFUL INVERTEBROTHER

laughssassin
  4023
    TC: JuSt LeT mE sNeAk Up On ThIs BoTtLe Of FaYgO aNd SnAp ItS nEcK lIkE iM a FuCkIn LaUgHsSaSsIn.
  5886
    TC: HiGhEr tHaN A LaUgHsAsSiN Up oN ThE MoThErFuCkIn gRiEf tRaPeZe.

lawnmeal
  8227
    KARKAT: COMPARED TO THIS, THE PASSWORDS WERE A GODDAMN LAWNMEAL!!! WITH A CHECKERED TABLECLOTH AND EVERYTHING! FUN FOR ALL INVOLVED, ESPECIALLY THE MARCHBUGS SNEAKING THE CRUMBS AWAY!

lawnring
  3904
    The lawnrings are empty.
  3912
    The beliefs of this cult are SOMEWHAT FROWNED UPON by those dwelling in more common lawnrings.
  3958
    CG: WE NEED TO GET YOU OUT OF THAT FUCKING TREE AND INTO A PROPER GODDAMN LAWNRING.
    ...
    GC: NO W4Y SCR3W L4WNR1NGS!!!
    GC: MOR3 L1K3 Y4WNR1NGS
  4084
    Your lawnring and the small excavation sites you dug up for practice are all overgrown with vegetation.
  4573
    AG: How will you duplic8 it? Isn't it smashed out there on your lawnring?
  5221
    Oops you mean a toppled three wheel device in the lawnring of a culled wiggler.
  5771
    CG: IT INVOLVES SOMETHING TO DO WITH A YELLOW LAWN RING.
  7208
    No self respecting Alternian troll kid would dare keep a dry, unwatered lawn ring.
  7208
    An ordinary domestic DROSS COFFER.  It's full of smelly garbage, but it hasn't been dragged outside the ring yet.
  7208
    Aside from all the violence, Alternian culture seems like it must have been pretty similar to life on Beforus, lawn rings and all.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Xefros: a missile hit my hive and im buried under the debris in my lawn ring

legislacerator
  3931
    You hope one day to join the honorable ranks of the LEGISLACERATORS.
  3938
    WHILE THE PROSECUTION MAY BE BLIND, REST ASSURED THE LEAGUE OF LEGISLACERATORS SEES ALL.
  5264
    But a true legislacerator must be steeled to the revolting.
  5265
    Before the full investigation is underway, a legislacerator will always have a chief suspect in mind.
  5277
    And according to the legislacerator's handbook, the victim's well being is among the highest of investigative priorities.
  5417
    Sources tell me their response was to commission one of the court's neophyte legislacerators to conduct the investig8tion and 8ring me to justice.
  5610
    GC: TH3 W4Y 4 TRU3 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR CONDUCTS H3R PROS3CUT1ONS
    GC: D4V3 D1D YOU KNOW TH4T C3NTUR13S 4GO ON MY PL4N3T, L3G1SL4C3R4TORS W3R3 NOT CONF1N3D TO STUFFY COURTBLOCKS 4RGU1NG C4S3S B3FOR3 H1S HONOR4BL3 TYR4NNY?
  5635
    You don the garb of the legendary legislacerator.
  8598
    TEREZI: 1T 1S L1K3 TH3 L3G1SL4C3R4TORS H4NDBOOK S4YS
    TEREZI: THOS3 WHO 4R3 CUT FROM TH3 S4M3 CLOTH
    TEREZI: 4R3 F1T TO SW1NG FROM TH3 S4M3 ROP3!

load gaper
  3961
    CG: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU JUST TOOK A HARD DRAG OF MY LOAD GAPER WHICH FOR SOME REASON I HAVE DISCOVERED OUTSIDE ON THIS LITTLE ISLAND.
  4256
    GA: Maybe I Should Upend This Load Gaper Over Your Head
  6256
    KANAYA: I Would Function As A Premium Escort To The Load Gaper And Thats About It
  7209
    You can only spend so long powering through the dead troll equivalent of an unpleasant high school reunion without making a trip to the load gaper, or fixing yourself a little snack from the hunger trunk.
  7298
    #My mouth is quite the l*ad g*per today.
  7835
    KARKAT: SHE DOESN'T HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM THAT SHE NEEDS TO BE CONFRONTED ABOUT BY HER FRIENDS BEFORE SHE FLUSHES HER WHOLE LIFE DOWN THE GAPER, DOES SHE??
  7877
    MEENAH: im takin a gaper break
  7879
    ARANEA: As soon as Meenah returns from her visit to the load gaper.

loaf supplement
  7163
    PORRIM: Hey, there.  Karkat?  If yo+u do+n't mind my asking... are yo+u even remo+tely interested in the lo+af supplement this guy's serving?

lobe stem
  3904
    Blood skims the voids in your porous cranial plates, as if grazing the hollow of a threshed stem, or say, an abandoned cocoon.
  4078
    CG: LIKE I'M NOT UP TO MY LOBE STEM WITH THAT ALREADY HAVING TO DEAL WITH TEREZI.
  4196
    CG: OK, MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T HAD THEIR LOBE STEM CAUTERIZED ARE CAPABLE OF FEELING THE TWO PRIMARY EMOTIONS, HATE AND PITY.
  4243
    CA: you cant let a grudge go by you wwont stick your busy stem betwwixt so get wwith the program fussyfangs

lookstub
  5886
    TC: I'Ve sEeN ShIt tHaT WoUlD ShOcK YoUr lOoKsTuBs

looneyblock
  3958
    CG: HONESTLY TEREZI IT SOUNDS LIKE MORE FROTHING LOONEYBLOCK NONSENSE.
  4447
    CCG: MORE LOONEYBLOCK THEATER, AND HERE I AM DRAWING THE CURTAINS FOR YOU GUYS LIKE A DOPE.

loungeplank
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    These LOUNGEPLANKS aren't full of SOROR SLIME or anything like that.  They're just comfortable horizontal surfaces, suited to either the SITTING or LYING PRONE positions.

lumpsquirt
  4528
    CG: JOHN, WHY WOULD I GIVE A PUNGENT WHIPPING LUMPSQUIRT WHAT YOUR NAME IS.

marchbug
  8227
    KARKAT: COMPARED TO THIS, THE PASSWORDS WERE A GODDAMN LAWNMEAL!!! WITH A CHECKERED TABLECLOTH AND EVERYTHING! FUN FOR ALL INVOLVED, ESPECIALLY THE MARCHBUGS SNEAKING THE CRUMBS AWAY!

meal block
  9408
    VRISKA: We don't even give a fuck. If you can't take the stench, then get out of the meal 8lock.

meal tunnel
  3927
    TA: ii know your fiilthy 2eedflap ii2 flutteriing iin the profane breeze that2 2hootiing out your 2tiinkiing meal tunnel.

mother grub
  3941
    The prosecution requests a short recess from His Honorable Tyranny so that all law abiding and Mother Grub fearing citizens may go outside and puke.
  3958
    CG: I'M GOING TO ROCK THE COCK OFF THIS WEATHERVANE AND THE BLUE TEAM WILL WISH THEY NEVER SLITHERED OUT OF THE MOTHER GRUB'S HEINOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE.
  3969
    Adult trolls supply their genetic material to the FILIAL PAILS carried by imperial drones and offered to the monstrous MOTHER GRUB deep underground in the brooding caverns.
  4026
    The counterweight is the skull of an ancient mother grub, slain thousands of solar sweeps ago.
  4062
    CT: D --> Because you don't know better, and you can't fight the role the mother had in store for you
  4104
    GA: When A Virgin Mother Grub Abdicates And Renounces Brooding
    GA: Her Time Will Be Relatively Short
  4223
    As such you are one of the few who could be selected and raised by a VIRGIN MOTHER GRUB, an event so rare as to elude documented precedent.
  4246
    Did they manage to protect their matriorb and hatch a new mother grub?
  4443
    PCG: SWEET MOTHER GRUB'S OOZING VESTIGIAL THIRD ORAL SPHINCTER.
  5206
    GA: Im The Keeper Of The Matriorb
    GA: It Is An Egg That Will Hatch A New Mother Grub
  5207
    GA: I Had Imagined I Would Hatch The New Grub On A Planet In Your Universe
  5208
    GA: As Well As Whether I Am Able To Raise A Mother Grub To Maturity
  7163
    ARANEA: On 8eforus, well 8before her drinker a8ilities had awakened, she grew up in the caste almost solely devoted to tending to the mother gru8, hatching the young and proliferating the 8rood.

musclebeast
  4111
    You use your aristocratic connections to acquire PRICELESS MASTERPIECES, painted in the oldest and most respected Alternian tradition of NUDE MUSCLEBEAST PORTRAITS.
  4122
    AG: Why don't you cool your jets and have a glass of gross muscle8east milk????????
  4176
    AG: Fuck the 8lue team, fuck your conniving, fuck Equius's dou8ledealing and the stupid muscle8east he rode in on, and fuck you for s8ving my life.
  4223
    It would be convenient if you actually hunted them, but it is of course far too dangerous, every bit as suicidal as attempting to poach the terrible MUSCLEBEASTS who roam at night.
  4243
    CA: you dont lie but you do tease and ill tranfuse my kickass royal blood out wwith incontinent musclebeast discharge if i wwont knoww wwhen im gettin hooked
  4726
    CT: D --> Great musclebeasts tussle, bu%om in heft
  5872
    CG: I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST.[...]
  7298
    ARANEA: His name means "He Who Stalks With The Muscle8easts."
  7557
    ARQUIUSPRITE: [shades] --> Horsefeathers, my brain is so POWERFUL, it is operating in great strides like a towering musclebeast storming into battle
  8278
    ARQUIUSPRITE: [shades] --> As opposed to how one would reasonably e%pect dairy to originate, which is from the corpulent udder of a sublimely chiseled male musclebeast
  9680
    ROXY: just imagine instead of a wolf its like
    ROXY: a mother uhhhh
    ROXY: help me out here
    KANAYA: Musclebeast
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    This one with the graffiti of a musclebeast throwing up is usually about movies, though.

nibble vermin
  8598
    TEREZI: YOU H4V3 B3COM3 JUST 4NOTH3R LOWLY N1BBL3 V3RM1N SCURRY1NG 4FT3R TH3 S3DUCT1V3 TUN3 OF H3R FLUT3!

nook
  see "bone nook"

nub
  3927
    TA: ii told you liike a biilliion tiime2 ii cant do that you nub2lurping fuckpod.
  4348
    CC: Will you take t)(e c)(ip off your nub and tell me w)(at's t)(e matter?
  4562
    AG: I will help this little human nerd under the ta8le. The very same ta8le you dined at, while I w8ted on you prong and fucking nu8.
  4692
    TEREZI: PROB4BLY DU3 TO TH3 4FOR3M3NT1ON3D NUB DRUBB1NGS
  4841
    CG: IT'LL BE A REAL TREAT TROLLING YOU WITH MORE OF THOSE NUB SLAPPERS TO LOOK FORWARD TO!
  5603
    GC: 4ND S1NC3 TH3N 1 H4V3 B33N UP TO MY PO1NTY L1TTL3 NUBS 1N SUSP3NS3, 1NTR1GU3, 4ND B3TR4Y4L!

nugbone
  5931
    TC: WOULDN'T MIND TAKING THAT PALE MARSHMALLOW YOU GOT AS A NUGBONE OFF YOUR SHOULDERS.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    You've taken some pretty good thumps to the nugbone in your day.  The PUSHER is the only player allowed to score, so they're prime targets for the opposing defense.

nut creature
  5221
    KARKAT: SQUIRREL IS THE HUMAN WORD FOR NUT CREATURE

nutrition cylinder
  6611
    KARKAT: BEFORE YOU GO OFF TO SNOG TEREZI IN YOUR IDIOTIC LITTLE VILLAGE OF NUTRITION CYLINDERS, HEAR ME OUT.
  7956
    KANAYA: Are You Writing Numbers On All Of These Nutrition Cylinders

nutrition plateau
  4447
    CCG: JUST GONNA SIT HERE FOR A MINUTE, LOCAL TIME, AND SEE IF ANYONE ELSE HAS ANY SHIT THEY WANT TO SCRAPE OFF THEIR BULGE ON TO MY CLEAN NUTRITION PLATEAU.
  4529
    CCG: WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT GOING ALONG WITH MY SIMPLE PLAN TO SERVE A FEW PINK SKINNED DOUCHE BAGS A PIPING HOT NUTRITION PLATEAU FULL OF FUCK YOU.
  4614
    You are now getting your ass handed to you on a silver nutrition plateau.
  7830
    KARKAT: YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS METEOR WHO'S GOT EVEN LESS ON HIS NUTRITION PLATEAU THAN ME.

ocular discharge
  5263
    There are more important things at hand to concern yourself with than the flow of teal ocular discharge.

omniscuttlecoach
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Tetrarch Dammek says your really infrequent and unreliable OMNISCUTTLECOACH schedule is "symptomatic of an infrastructure engineered to prevent caste mobility," and since you nod while he says it, he hasn't explained what that means.

one wheel device
  3912
    You like to practice on your ONE WHEEL DEVICE, which you are GOD AWFUL AT because your FEET DO NOT REACH THE PEDALS.
  5886
    TC: A OnE WhEeL DeViCe wHaT CaN RoCkEt iN StYlE
  5926
    PCG: SEEING AS AN IDIOT IN MAKEUP IS ABOUT TO ROLL OVER MY NAKED SQUEAL PIPETTE WITH A ONE WHEEL DEVICE.
  6441
    **SQUAREWAVE: IF RAP'S A ONE WHEEL DEVICE YOUR FOOT DON'T REACH THE PEDAL

ova
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Eating UNRANGED CLUCKBEAST OVA is a great way to fill your acid tubes with HORRIFYING PARASITES, who probably wouldn't get along with your BENEVOLENT PARASITES, OR you BENIGN PARASITES.

peal screamer
  9890
    KARKAT: SORRY, NONE OF THIS IS RINGING A PEAL SCREAMER.

phlegm lobe
  3807
    CG: OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM LOBE, WHO GIVES A BARFING FUCK ABOUT THAT.

porous cranial plates
  3904
    Blood skims the voids in your porous cranial plates, as if grazing the hollow of a threshed stem, or say, an abandoned cocoon.

posture pole
  9409
    KARKAT: A CHILL JUST RAN UP MY POSTURE POLE, TRYING TO IMAGINE THAT.

prattle socket
  9755
    VRISKA: What sort of hideous fuckwitted 8aloney drivel are you spouting out your prattle socket this time?

prong
  4443
    PCG: YOU ADD DISORDERED SHIT RINSERS CAN'T KEEP YOUR LASCIVIOUS PRONGS OUT OF THE ROE HOLE, CAN YOU.
  4467
    FCG: SO I'M KEEPING MY PRONGS CROSSED.
  4562
    AG: I will help this little human nerd under the ta8le. The very same ta8le you dined at, while I w8ted on you prong and fucking nu8.
  5658
    Though I suppose she will have on her side the advantage of an unparalleled lifespan, and the leverage extended 8y the hideous psychic prongs of her deep undul8ing monstrosity.

probechute
  7208
    MITUNA: FUCH Y0UR 4ND Y0UR FUCKY CHUMPHY 5UCKYFUCK FR0NGHUMPH1NG 8R1ND3 573M R1G7H UP3 Y0UR 5H17F7Y PH3L5M504KED PR083CHU7H3 71L7 1Z 5UCK 4ZZ 8171CH 15 5UCKKY 5UCHY FUCK37Y 5UCKH0L3 FUCKY FCUK3Y FUCK FUCK FUCK

protein chute
  3958
    CG: I MEAN YOU CAN BUT IT WON'T DO ANY GOOD BECAUSE I'M THE LEADER AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO EVACUATE THROUGH YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE ON THE MATTER.
  4196
    AG: May8e you should try to think a8out the dum8 things that fall out of your protein chute for once, Vantas.
    CG: BLAH BLAH BLAH.
    CG: NOW MY CHUTE IS DOING A FUCKING STELLAR IMPRESSION OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.
  4447
    CCG: ALL OF YOU, JUST ZIP YOUR CHUTES. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, LIKE THERE'S NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN THE FUTURE???
  5153
    CG: I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE.
  7836
    KARKAT: YOU SNIDE CHUTE HUFFER.

protein object
  3490
    AT: yOU MEAN, lIKE, tHE SURFACE OF AN OVERCOOKED PROTEIN OBJECT,

pump biscuit
  5927
    TC: IT STRIKES AT ME AS ANOTHER HERETICAL FUCKING BASTARDIZATION OF SOME SACRED SHIT I TAKE SERIOUSLY IN MY PUMP BISCUIT.
  7298
    MEENAH: i would be your moe dere dere waifu in the beat of a pump biscuit
  7327
    (EQUIUS:) D --> I see.  Aradiabot #100502, why must you devastate my pump biscuit so?

pupa
  3584
    GC: TH4T 1S B3C4US3 H3 4ND YOU 4R3 B3ST PUP4 P4LS FOUR LYF3
  4017
    You wheel over to your favorite poster featuring PUPA PAN, which is your favorite thing.
  4074
    AG: Why if I didn't know 8etter, I'd say I was playing with Pupa Pan himself!
    [etc.]
  4443
    PTA: no man iit2 true, we are bulge bumpiing pupa pal2 agaiin.
  4476
    GC: UNT1L TH3N 1 W1LL K33P T4BS ON YOU 1N YOUR TOW3R WH1L3 YOU SL33P L1K3 4 L1TTL3 HON3Y P4J4M4'D PUP4 N3STL3D 1N H1S COCOON
  4733
    GC: 1NST34D OF 4CT1NG L1K3 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 PUP4
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Your neighbor's HIVE is pretty choice, you have to admit.  You like your HIVE, but sometimes you wish you'd been a little older than FRESHLY PUPATED when the CARPENTER DROIDS demanded you design it.

question geyser
  5767
    CG: YES, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE, OH, THE CLOCK IS RAPIDLY TICKING DOWN TO SOMETHING WE'RE CALLING THE CRITICAL MOMENT, AND NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, SO CLOSE YOUR REEKING QUESTION GEYSER BEFORE IT ASKS.

rainbow drinker
  4223
    Just before the sun goes down and you join your flora in rest, you immerse yourself in tales of RAINBOW DRINKERS and SHADOW DROPPERS and FORBIDDEN PASSION.
  4238
    You often fantasize about being a true rainbow drinker from your literature.
  5878
    PCG: OH
    PCG: YOU MEAN A RAINBOW DRINKER
    ...
    PCG: IF I SAID "YEAH RIGHT! IF THERE'S A DRINKER IN THIS HIVE I'LL EAT MY COCOON!" I'D BE LIKE THE DUMB LUSUS IN THE MOVIE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE THE KID WHEN HE TELLS IT THERE'S A RAINBOW DRINKER IN THE CLOSET.
  7163
    MEENAH: looks like you got the rainbow drinker thing going on too
    ...
    MEENAH: im no drinker buff but yeah our maryam figured out how to control it
  7163
    MEENAH: no u silly drinker shes just fucking with you
  7163
    ARANEA: On 8eforus, well 8before her drinker a8ilities had awakened, she grew up in the caste almost solely devoted to tending to the mother gru8, hatching the young and proliferating the 8rood.
  8300
    Oh, the rationalizations that run through the mind of a thirsty rainbow drinker.
  8638
    KARKAT: YOU KNOW I CAN'T COMPETE WITH YOUR DRINKER FASTNESS.

recuperacoon
  3895
    It is your RECUPERACOON full of nourishing SOPOR SLIME.
  4013
    This is how you get up to your recuperacoon when it's time to rest. It's kind of a production getting in and out.
  7208
    KARKAT: I KNOW I COMPLETELY FUCKED UP WIHT YOU.  THIS ISN'T, UH... OK.  I'M NOT LIKE TRYING TO REDEEM MYSELF HERE.  I MADE MY RECUPERACOON AND NOW I HAVE TO WRIGGLE AROUND IN ITS SLIME.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Your SPLAYSAC, a CHAIRBAG fulled with SOPOR SLIME.  Proximity to the slime helps your relax without actually making you fall asleep, like youre RECUPERACOON does.

red distraction fish
  9742
    MEENAH: afaik that was a bogus red distraction fish and she probably dont matter at all

resifluid
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    It's just your faithful old SCOURDRAY, which you haven't bothered draining recently.  Inside of it, RESIFLUID and floor filth cloalesce to make a repugnant grey sludge.

respiteblock
  3892
    This young troll stands in his respiteblock.
  3903
    You step outside your respiteblock, onto one of your hive's numerous extraterraneal landing slats.
  4015
    After a major cleanup rigmarole and a lot of crawling around your respiteblock, you equip your JOUSTING LANCE.
  4338
    You conveniently return to your respiteblock so that we may study your variety of INTERESTS.
  4528
    CG: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
  4573
    AG: Ok, I will slide you a 8r8k 8ecause clearly your 8lock was just ransacked.
  5407
    I know there is disgust feeding the shadows in his corner of my 8lock.
  5498
    GA: To My Knowledge He Has Remained Secure In My Block Ever Since
  5816
    AG: This was my respite8lock.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    The door to your RESPITEBLOCK, where you sleep.  You're standing on your GANDER PRECIPICE.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Xefros: I think its probably still in the tetrarchs loft above his respiteblock

ruffiannihilator
  4111
    You are so strong, you would surely be the class of the elite legion of RUFFIANNIHILATORS.

rumble sphere
  6902
    MEENAH: clam your rumble spheres
  7208
    MEENAH: your rumble spheres
    MEENAH: clam those suckas this instant

scalding leaf fluid
  9412
    TEREZI: 1 GU3SS SH3 1S NOT MY CONT41N3R OF SC4LD1NG L34F FLU1D

schoolfed
  3495
    AT: r U READY,
    AT: tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGE,
  3910
    CG: TRY GETTING SCHOOLFED SOME TIME INSTEAD OF SLURPING DOWN THAT WEIRD SWILL ALL DAY AND FONDLING YOUR STUPID HORNS.
  4752
    FCG: THIS IS ALL SO OBVIOUS, I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT HAVING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, AND EVEN WORSE, REMEMBERING HAVING IT EXPLAINED TO ME BY THE SMART ONE THREE HOURS AGO AND STILL ACTING LIKE A MOIST GLOBE EVEN AFTER BEING SO SOUNDLY SCHOOLFED.
  5258
    TC: THEN GET MOTHERFUCKIN SCHOOLFED ALL ABOUT THE WICKED NEWS, PUNCHLINE BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER.

schoolhive
  3567
    CG: LIKE YOU ARE A FRESHLY HATCHED HUMAN LARVA AND THIS IS JUST ALL A BIG SCHOOLHIVE RUMPUS RESPITE.

scienstiff
  5927
    TC: LIKE SOME FILTHY FUCKING SCIENSTIFF WHO AT OLD TIMES WOULD BE RULED UNFUNNY WITHOUT EVEN GETTING HIS FUCKING TRIAL ON.

scourdray
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    It's just your faithful old SCOURDRAY, which you haven't bothered draining recently.  Inside of it, RESIFLUID and floor filth cloalesce to make a repugnant grey sludge.

scuttlebuggy
  5878
    PCG: SO I GUESS BY REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY I SHOULD NOT BE THAT DUMBASS, YELL "OH FUCK", AND TELL EVERYONE TO GET IN THE SCUTTLEBUGGY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

seedflap
  3927
    TA: ii know your fiilthy 2eedflap ii2 flutteriing iin the profane breeze that2 2hootiing out your 2tiinkiing meal tunnel.
  3958
    CG: IT'S GOING TO FONDLE MAJOR SEEDFLAP, BUT HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE QUICK.
  4196
    CG: IT'S PRIVATE, SO EVERYONE CAN GO POINT THEIR PROBING BUSYBODY SNIFFNODES UP THEIR OWN IMPERTINENT SEED FLAPS.
  4443
    PCG: YOU CAN ALL ACT LIKE BRAINDEAD ASSWIPES IN YOUR OWN FESTERING FLAP OF PARADOX SPACE, FINE WITH ME.
  9282
    KARKAT: YOU STAY THE HELL PUT. DO YOU HEAR ME YOU UGLY, PEEJAY PACKING, FLAPSNIFFING SHIT INFANT
  9387
    KARKAT: I'M A LOT MORE THAN MR. HOLLERSPONGE ONE-NOTE, AND ANYONE WHO DISPUTES THIS CAN CORDIALLY INVITE ME TO PLAY THEIR DIRTY SEED FLAP LIKE A DISCOUNT HARMONICA.

shadow dropper
  4223
    Just before the sun goes down and you join your flora in rest, you immerse yourself in tales of RAINBOW DRINKERS and SHADOW DROPPERS and FORBIDDEN PASSION.
  8229
    KANAYA: It Sounds As Though Youre Suggesting That I Have Qualities Similar To Certain Types Of Shadow Droppers Which Is Not Quite The Case But Even If It Was There Are A Lot Of Myths About Shadow Dropper Physiology That Are Commonly Perpetuated By Popular...

shame globe
  see "autoerogenous shame globe"

shithive maggots
  4467
    FCG: SHE'S COMPLETELY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED.
    ...
    FCG: I JUST KNOW THIS STUFF WILL DRIVE YOU SHITHIVE MAGGOTS IF YOU DON'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DEAL WITH IT.
    ...
    FCG2: YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND, YOU KNOW.
    CGA: Shithive Maggots You Mean
  4690
    ?CG: TO QUIT CHATTING UP THESE SHITHIVE BROADS AND LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE.
  5260
    CCG: EVERYONE SHOULD ALSO KNOW ERIDAN HAD A COMPLETE SHITHIVE MELTDOWN TOO
  5603
    GC: SORRY, 3V3RYON3 W3NT K1ND OF SH1TH1V3 H3R3, 4ND 1 GOT B1TT3N 1 TH1NK, 4ND 1 K1ND OF FORGOT WH3R3 1 L3FT OFF W1TH YOU

shout pole
  4228
    GA: You Forked An Innocent D Loitering Over There By The Shout Pole Minding Its Own Business
  4946
    GA: Yes Your Shout Pole Is Like A Tower Broadcasting Your Fear Across The Ring And You Are Right To Be Afraid

shout sphincter
  4528
    CG: SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.

silicomb
  3978
    The silicomb was sliced clean through by your foolish maneuver.

slam poetry
  4001
    You like to engage in the noble practice of ALTERNIAN SLAM POETRY, possibly the oldest, most revered, and certainly freshest artform in your planet's rich history.
  4725
    CT: D --> So your social e%elons are dictated by the noble artform of the ancient slam poets
  7163
    #includin a pair of human clown slam poets??
  7208
    CRONUS: guess im neither mentally unstable or a big enough asshole to catch your eye.  no big deal, ill just record my feelings on the subject through a bit of slam poetry and bubble my sorrowvs throughout the... and, yep.  looks like im talking to myself again.  shes gone.
  7298
    KANAYA: I Know What Your Raps Are Theyre Basically The Same As The Ancient Artform Of Alternian Slam Poetry
    ...
    KANAYA: I Might Be Able To Dig Up Some Classic Texts By Some Famous Slam Poets

slither basin
  5203
    GA: I Feel Like I Am Trudging Waist Deep Through A Slither Basin Full Of Your Human Surprise Noodles

smearspinner
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Your SMEARSPINNER has gotten a lot of use lately.  Why, just look at that even glisten of mucus on the floor.  Beautiful.  You could almost take pride in it.

snack mineral
  9358
    KARKAT: AND THAT I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON MOST OF THE TIME AND THEREFORE AM FORCED TO TAKE ANY BULLSHIT THAT HAPPENS WITH A GRAIN OF SNACK MINERAL BIG ENOUGH TO BLUDGEON A MAN TO DEATH

sniffnode
  4196
    CG: IT'S PRIVATE, SO EVERYONE CAN GO POINT THEIR PROBING BUSYBODY SNIFFNODES UP THEIR OWN IMPERTINENT SEED FLAPS.

snort barrel
  5771
    CG: IT'S NOTHING, YOU SHIT. IT HAS BEEN THE CONVERSATIONAL EQUIVALENT OF US WHISTLING THROUGH OUR SNORT BARRELS WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER INAPPROPRIATELY.

spinal crevice
  3985
    TA: ii could pull 2o much triippy 2hiit out of my 2piinal creviice, iit would make your head 2piin liike dervii2h iin a fuckiing blender.

spine lump
  4443
    PCG: YOU WILL BE STANDING ON THE TIPPYTOES OF YOUR IDIOTIC METAL SHOES, TAKING DELICATE PURCHASE OF MY NUBBY HORNS AND HOISTING YOURSELF OVER MY HEAD TO PUT YOUR SWEATIEST TOUGH GUY SMOOCH UPON MY TWITCHING SPINE LUMP.

splaysac
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Your SPLAYSAC, a CHAIRBAG fulled with SOPOR SLIME.  Proximity to the slime helps your relax without actually making you fall asleep, like youre RECUPERACOON does.

sponge
  3910
    CG: FRIENDSHIP ISN'T A DISEASE SHITSPONGE.
  3927
    TA: what an iincon2iiderate knuckle2ponged a22hole ii have been.
  4250
    AG: That is why you are such a soggy phlegm sponge, and why you got picked 8y such a sad, frail little lusus!
  4529
    CTA: ii don't get why you're RP'iing about thii2, iit doe2n't make 2en2e, you're all out of your fuckiing 2ponge2.
  4692
    SOLLUX: ii recommend we dont bother wiith them, though aradiia 2eem2 two thiink well all be iin each other2 2ponge2 iineviitably.
  5771
    CG: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT! THE PAJAMA PRODIGY USED HIS PUZZLE SPONGE TODAY.
  5805
    AG: Putting a huge flaming ocean out with your magical wind? Jack Noir? Dying, resurrecting, and possi8ly dying again? Is any of this tickling your sponge?
  5927
    TC: what i believed in it to be was so beautiful, us and them all mellowing in tents, bumpin sounds, tossing back the faygo and soaking the miracles up our faith sponges, while the special stardust rained down at our elixir sticky faces, like a bunch a fuckin fairy powder from religion space.
  6593
    CCG: AS IF I COULD TAKE ANOTHER SPONGE WRINGING MINUTE OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS DRIVEL.
  7163
    MEENAH: ahahaha you must be out of your seasponge if you think ima part with anyfin of value for a shitty speech
  7208
    KARKAT: I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT IF I DIDN'T ABSORB IT WITH MY OWN AGGRAVATION SPONGE.  JUST INCREDIBLE.
  9387
    KARKAT: I'M A LOT MORE THAN MR. HOLLERSPONGE ONE-NOTE, AND ANYONE WHO DISPUTES THIS CAN CORDIALLY INVITE ME TO PLAY THEIR DIRTY SEED FLAP LIKE A DISCOUNT HARMONICA.

squawk blister
  4467
    FCG: THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY, I'M GETTING A LUMP IN MY SQUAWK BLISTER.

squawk gaper
  4690
    ?CG: SHUT YOUR SQUAWK GAPER AND STAY PUT.

squeal pipette
  5926
    PCG: SEEING AS AN IDIOT IN MAKEUP IS ABOUT TO ROLL OVER MY NAKED SQUEAL PIPETTE WITH A ONE WHEEL DEVICE.

statement tunnel
  9387
    KARKAT: I WAS HITTING ON YOU BRIEFLY, AND IN A VERY CONFUSING NON-CHRONOLOGICAL WAY, WITHOUT EVEN QUITE REALIZING HOW BADLY I WAS SHOVING MY STRUT POD DOWN MY OWN STATEMENT TUNNEL.

stemcluster
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Outglut, a subgrub of the greater stemcluster of Thrashthrust.  Outglut is where you grew up.

strut pod
  9387
    KARKAT: I WAS HITTING ON YOU BRIEFLY, AND IN A VERY CONFUSING NON-CHRONOLOGICAL WAY, WITHOUT EVEN QUITE REALIZING HOW BADLY I WAS SHOVING MY STRUT POD DOWN MY OWN STATEMENT TUNNEL.

studyscroll
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Your WAREGRID STUDYSCROLL.  To be honest, only INDIGOS really care about what fork goes where, and they crush anything they pick up anyway.

subgrub
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Outglut, a subgrub of the greater stemcluster of Thrashthrust.  Outglut is where you grew up.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Xefros: or maybe our subgrub being on fire makes a really sick selfie background XXD
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Xefros: my subgrub is full of lowbloods

subjugglator
  5258
    TC: AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS.
  5414
    One more humorous little sacrifice kindly given to the Su8juggl8ors, and one step closer to the release of the Vast Honk they prophesize.
  5417
    It seems the Su8juggl8ors were not particularly inspired 8y his revel8tions a8out my affairs.
  5642
    I now do so in captivity, while I 8ring my awe to 8ear on the immensity of the Su8juggl8or's high jinx.
  5649
    The su8juggl8ors could not have 8een pleased, 8ut nor could they have 8een altogether unamused, I would expect.
  5886
    TC: HiGhEr tHaN A SuBjUgGlAtOr gEtTiN HiS WeEp oN FoR ThE VaSt hOnK I BeLiEvE In tO CoMe.
  7208
    You're not really up on Alternian history, but apparently at some point the empress got fed up with the Subjugglators' stranglehold on the soda market, and released a drink that was said to be even more loaded with sugar than even the wicked elixir itself.
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    The CHUCKLEVOODOOS of the Heiress' SUBJUGGLATORS-IN-WAITING would pursue you to the darkest corners of your own mind and beat your to death with their JUGGLING CLUBS, laughing like lunatics the whole time.

suffocophagus
  5221
    It will be over soon as you are stuffed in your suffocophagus and given a funeral fit not for a nobleman but a lowly beggar.

surprise noodle
  5203
    GA: I Feel Like I Am Trudging Waist Deep Through A Slither Basin Full Of Your Human Surprise Noodles
  6441
    **SQUAREWAVE: SO I JUST GOT ONE CAN OF SURPRISE NOODLES LEFT TO BUST OPEN HERE AND I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE YOUR NOODLES

swaychair
  8648
    VRISKA: I know, I must 8e totally off my swaychair for suggesting it. 8ut may8e, just MAY8E, there are certain roles and 8ehaviors which are 8est left to fully developed, grown ass people!

thermal hull
  4350
    You pay a visit to what the common land dwellers refer to as a THERMAL HULL, instead of the more aristocratic and especially esoteric and alien sounding term, a REFRIGERATOR.

think pan
  4594
    GA: The Speech Has Become Emblazoned On My Think Pan
  4751
    CG: RIGHT NOW THERE'S A LUMBERJACK SPLITTING WOOD ON MY THINK PAN.
  5075
    CA: its already been painfully established you people cant get your shalloww think pans under the majesty of our quadrants
  5221
    ERIDAN: youvve got nothin to fear noww ivve reached a neww heights of powwer no one else can dream of not evven mindfang wwith her garish orange swweatsuit and her silly flappy wwings and all her poppycock about luck wwhich evveryone wwith a think pan knowws to be the fakest fiction that evver failed to exist
  5258
    TC: RUSTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN THINK PAN.
  5767
    CG: MY THINK PAN, IT HURTS
    CG: IT IS PRESENTLY THREATENING TO MAKE ME ITS BITCH, JOHN. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
    CG: DO YOU WANT YOUR COOL ALIEN PAL TO BECOME THE BITCH OF A RAW, THROBBING THINK PAN?????
  5873
    CG: JADE, PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO PAINT MY FACE TO OUTWARDLY REFLECT THE BEAUTY OF MY INNER AWAKENING, AND DRUB MY THINK PAN MERCILESSLY TO REDUCE MY INTELLIGENCE TO THE LEVEL NECESSARY TO SUSTAIN THESE BELIEFS.
  5927
    TC: I HAVE THE IDEA THAT YOU PUT IN MY PAN TO SIT THERE.
  5931
    TC: make your worst fears come alive and get up on their haunts in your naphappy pan.
  6613
    KARKAT: SERIOUSLY, IT COULD REALLY EXPAND YOUR LIMITED HUMAN THINK PAN ON STUFF.
  7163
    LATULA: wh4ts on your th1nk p4n, po-m4ry.
  7208
    ARANEA: Whatever the case, it was pro8a8ly for the 8est, since pretty much everyone who had half a think pan thought it was all a 8unch of ridiculous nonsense.
  7416
    ERISOLSPRITE: ii dont evven knoww wwhy ii bothered floatiing dowwn thii2 liittle gra22y gulch twwo fliip you the daiily biird. ii mu2t be out of my already tortured pan twwo bother wwiith ANY of you ovveremotiional fuckbag2.
  7657
    ARQUIUSPRITE: [shades] --> You just do not have the right kind of think pan to sustain that emotion
  7959
    KANAYA: How Are We Supposed To Solve That Problem When Your Think Pan Is Addled So!
  8250
    TEREZI: TH3 WORST TH1NG 1SNT 3V3N HOW BR1GHT 1T 1S, OR HOW TH3 W1CK3D 3L1X1RS WR34K1NG H4VOC ON MY P4N
  8453
    MEENAH: so you just totally flipped your think pan is all
  9536
    KARKAT: "MORE SHRILL NOISES, LIKE GOD PLAYING THE EDGE OF A GLASS INSIDE YOUR THINK PAN"
  9895
    KARKAT: I FORGET ALREADY. WHEN I TRIPPED AND FULFILLED MY DESTINY AS A WARRIOR, I MUST HAVE HIT MY THINK PAN HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

thirst shanty
  7298
    HORUSS: 8=D < A horse trots into a thirst shanty.  His muscular shoulders slouched, his noble head hanging low.

thorax
  3986
    CG: WE WILL BEAT THIS GAME IN NO TIME, WHILE YOUR TEAM IS CLEARLY STILL ASLEEP AT THE THORAX.

three wheel device
  5221
    Oops you mean a toppled three wheel device in the lawnring of a culled wiggler.

threshecutioner
  3894
    When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS.
  3908
    It's about a green threshecutioner cadet who sasses up the bluebloods in his flaysquad pretty good.
  7208
    KARKAT: I USED TO HAVE THIS KIND OF EMBARRASSING FANTASY THAT I WOULD GROW UP ONE DAY AND BECOME A THRESHECUTIONER.
  7208
    KARKAT: OH, BUT ON ONE CONDITION.  AS THE NEW EMPRESS, YOU HAVE TO APPOINT ME AS GRAND THRESHECUTIONER OF YOUR ARMY.  DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

thresher
  4078
    CG: THAT'S PROBABLY HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE THRESHER.
  4196
    CG: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, KARKAT. LET'S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP.

throb stalk
  4447
    CCG: IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING SMUG, DO ME A FAVOR AND SHOVE A THROB STALK IN IT.

thump tortoise
  9742
    MEENAH: i never had the thump tortoise to tell her though

trunkbeast
  9279
    KARKAT: LET'S JUST AWKWARDLY STRAFE ALONG THE PERIMETER OF THAT HUMONGOUS, STINK-BELCHING TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM, AND LET THE VIOLENTLY UNINHIBITED NERD-GRILLING COMMENCE.

tuber paste
  6612
    KARKAT: SEE THE TWO HEROES IN THE MIDDLE, PARTAKING IN THEIR FLUSHED EMBRACE? PRETTY MUCH YOUR TYPICAL LOWBLOOD REDROM PAIRING. THEIR DYNAMIC IS THE GRUBLOAF AND TUBER PASTE OF THE OVERALL ARC.

two wheel device
  4243
    CA: wwhatEVVER you are so the vvillage twwo wwheel devvice wwhen it comes to auspisticing
  7163
    #Village tw9 wheel device

waregrid
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Your WAREGRID STUDYSCROLL.  To be honest, only INDIGOS really care about what fork goes where, and they crush anything they pick up anyway.

whirling device
  5368
    AG: I really dou8t he would have handled it as a leader if the shit ever hit the whirling device.

wiggler
  4062
    CT: D --> Not the kind played by trans100cent green wigglers who let 100se an e%cremental surge hard in their wiggler-bottom diaperstubs
  4122
    CT: D --> Humorous insincerity is for pedantic wigglers
  4269
    AG: Snore. These puzzles are for wigglers. I solved way 8etter puzzles than this in my heyday as Mindfang.
  4474
    GC: S1NC3 YOU ST1LL W4NT TO K33P 1T 4 S3CR3T FROM M3 L1K3 4 P3TUL4NT L1TTL3 W1GGL3R >:P
  4652
    And here is your bold leader, passed out on the floor. He is sleeping like a wiggler.
  4672
    GC: YOU DONT H1D3 TH3 COLOR OF YOUR BLOOD L1K3 4 STUP1D W1GGL3R >:]
  4692
    You don't even want to think about that day.  Slime and wigglers... everywhere.
  4733
    GC: WH3N YOU W3R3 4 T1NY P1NK W1GGL3R W1TH 4RMS 4ND L3GS S1TT1NG 1N 4 CR4T3R ON TH4T S4D HORS3 YOU 4T3
  4752
    FCG: PAST ME DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE. HE'S A STUPID BAWLING WIGGLER PHANTOM. HE'S DEAD, NOT A REAL GUY ANYMORE, LIKE ME.
  4951
    AT: oF EXACTLY WHY WIGGLERS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DUAL WIELD FLINTLOCK PISTOLS,
  5076
    CA: ok i think im startin to feel ill talkin about things makin me fathom pink wwigglers comin out a your owwn personal torso
  5221
    Oops you mean a toppled three wheel device in the lawnring of a culled wiggler.
  5370
    And what about the OTHER twelve wigglers you spawned?
  5374
    AG: And she was starting to get so 8ig, that she would have to crawl out of the caverns soon, no longer a8le to feast on stray wigglers she caught in her we8.
  5375
    AG: 8ut he never 8elieved in any of that, and just thought they were random extra wigglers serving no purpose, the stu88orn jackass.
  5809
    AG: I 8elieve this lake is where Jade landed. You landed a little ways over there, a8out where your hive is now. You clo88ered your nanna to death with the aforementioned joke 8ook. 8ut it wasn't your fault. You were 8oth just little wigglers, riding meteors from the future.
  6471
    **TG: whereins jc + je kiss & hug loads and start turnin out big heaps of wrigglers the old fashioned way<3<3,3,3<338O!!!!
  7163
    KANKRI: I'd appreciate it if y9u w9uldn't call me that.  We've talked a69ut this.  That's what y9u call a wiggler.  D9 I l99k like a wiggler t9 y9u, P9rrim?
  7163
    KANKRI: Can y9u sc99t away 9n y9ur little wheeled t9y f9r immature wigglers?
  7163
    PORRIM: All these sweeps and yo+u still act like such a wiggler so+metimes.
  7298
    RUFIOH: people say 1t's just for w1gglers... and 1 k1nd of assumed one day 1'd grow out of 1t, but guess 1 never d1d?
  7327
    (VRISKA:) Yeah, uh, I don't really DO puns?  Mainly 8ecause I'm not a lame wiggler.
  7884
    ARANEA: It will then consume the egg shell for the vital nutrients it contains. The sugary snack is irresisti8le to the starving wiggler.
  7951
    VRISKA: The pir8 playtime wiggler jam8oree was fun while it lasted.
  9068
    MEENAH: you dont go to amusment parks to hit up a bunch of rides for wigglers
  9408
    VRISKA: Like a 8unch of wigglers hopped up on high fructose gru8 sauce.
  9422
    VRISKA: Ah yes. I see you are intent on 8eing a wiggler a8out this, as we have all come to expect.

woolbeast
  6611
    KARKAT: DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD PULL THE WOOLBEAST MATERIAL OVER THE EYES OF A HARDENED VETERAN OF ROMANTIC STUDIES?
  7163
    #Herding all these g9ddamn w99l6easts

wriggling day
  3892
    It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's equinox, is the day of this young troll's larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day.
  3894
    As was previously mentioned, it is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning.
  3904
    It is your sixth wriggling day, and as with all five preceding it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
  4670
    You will need to wait until his wriggling day, when he turns six solar sweeps.
  4841
    CG: HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY YOU UGLY PILE OF TRASH.
  6125
    **TG: what do you want for ur wigglin day
  6126
    **TG: as an early wigglin day thing u know what ill do
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    Left over from Tetrarch Dammek's early WRIGGLING DAY party.  He doesn't turn 7 sweeps old for a couple wipes, but your wanted to celebrate him before his Rites of Maturation.

zigzag incline
  HIVESWAP ACT I
    You consider using the ZIGZAG INCLINE to move to a different area of your hive.