Penis cookies.

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Alexithymiaa: (THERE)
Tsaaq: ((Finally.))
Alexithymiaa: -The driver pulled up in front of the newly renovated and reopened Doll House, getting out to open the door for the girls in the back of the limo. Steph quickly climbed out, a wide grin stretched across her face as she looked up at the entrance of the club along with the sign out front that said 'Ladies Night' on it.-
Tsaaq: ((We unintentionally match.))
Covet: [That's how the bridal party works yo.. XD]
Alexithymiaa: (Also all of our characters are straight up like 'my soul is black')
Tsaaq: Hayley was taking sips from limo champagne only for it to be snatched from her fingertips by Jacqueline. She pouted and went to get out of the limo and pulled on her fishnet tights. "Wooo!" She cheered. // Jacqueline put her hand on Hayley's shoulder then shook her head. "Don't be that girl sweetie." She whispered. "Okay, what is this place?" She inquired as she looked at the sign. // Bliss was twenty one so she was sipping all the drank she wanted HA. She climbed out and wiggled with excitement.
Covet: Cadence was already a glass of champagne in on the ride over, because of course there is that shit in the limo. She climbed out after Steph and grinned, "I didn't realize they did Ladies night, But I'm not going to complain." She said with a laugh. Then looked to Jacque, "I'm sorry in advance for all the penis you're going to see, Remy was hoping that we could avoid that, but uh... well.. kind of unavoidable."// Kelsey was all sorts of excited, gawking out the window, also drinking, even though she wasn't 21, following Bliss out of the car she grinned, "I've always wondered about this place, since Liz worked here and it was being renovated."
Alexithymiaa: "They have a ladies night once a week now. And it's a sort of classy place for this kind of fun. C'mon, they have a table waiting for us. Which better have our first round of drinks on it too." She spoke quickly, stepping forward so she could walk into the club. The group was greeted at the front door by a hostess in lingerie. "Cadence's bachelorette party." The hostess nodded and led them to a corner booth that had a reserved sign on it, a giant tray of shots already sitting on the table for them. "Perfect. Exactly like I requested. Anyone that isn't doing shots, the bar is right over there. Just tell them you're with the bachelorette party."-
Tsaaq: "Wait we're actually gonna see penis?" Hayley asked with her eyes a little wide. "I always thought that was a joke." She crossed her arms and went to stand with Kelsey so she could fly under Mom radar. // Her eyebrows rose up her forehead. "Cadence. I've been looking at the same abnormally large penis for twenty five years. I'll be fine seeing a few different ones." She said in a serious tone. "Wait... How old is my son... However old he is is how long I've been with Sasha. Longer. Jesus fuckin' Christ." She shook her head. // "I'm doing shots." Bliss blurted out since she fully intended to get FUCKED UP. She took a shot and threw it back into her mouth before making a face.
Covet: "They probably won't do full nudity, but I know Steph has dick shaped treats for us too." She said with a laugh then looked at the shots on the table, "Hey, they are definitely prepared." She laughed at Jacque's comment and nodded her head as she picked up her shot glass, " Well then.. to penis in all their different forms." Cadence tipped it up then tipped it back as she swallowed and winced. // Kelsey looked at Hayley, then leaned over to whisper, "If I get a long island do you want to help me share it?"
Alexithymiaa: "The dick cookies should be coming out soon, I dropped them off earlier." She leaned forward to take one of the shot glasses, holding it up with Cadence's little toast. She quickly threw it back, swallowing hard and putting the empty shot glass down on the table. A few of the male dancers clad in thongs danced their way passed, doing the body roll things and whatnot. "I guess the dick parade is starting."-
Tsaaq: "I guess, to penis?" Hayley toasted unsurely. Her eyes moved to the male dances and she secretly took a shot and let out a small wheeze. "Yeah let's do it." She whispered to Kelsey before glancing at Jacque. "We can't let my mom see." She said, her eyes moving to the male dancers. // "Oh, here we go!" Jacque held the shot glass for the toast but didn't drink the liquid, just put the glass down once more. She looked over to the male strippers. "Well, well, well." She trailed off. // Bliss took another shot and looked the males over, she wasn't exactly going crazy. They weren't Eli or Brendon Urie.
Covet: "Sweet!" Cadence said as she watched the guys walk by looking them over, after all that's what they're there for. She looked over seeing that Jacque didn't drink her shot, and smiled, "Mind if I take them off your hands? We can get you a soda or something?" She asked. // Kelsey nodded to Hayley, then stood up, "I'm going to go to the bar, really quick." She said and watched the guys that paraded by on her way that direction. She stepped up to the bar and said she was with the bridal party, and what she wanted and to make it a big one.
Alexithymiaa: -Steph leaned forward to take another shot off the tray, holding it up to Cadence when she took Jacque's shots. "For you. May tomorrow have no hangovers and go smoothly." She said with a smile, tossing the shot back. The stage crowded with five half naked men dancing, the announcer's voice calling through club. "We have a very special bride getting married tomorrow, in the house. Where is Cadence?"-
Tsaaq: Hayley nodded to Kelsey and looked around to make sure the coast was clear. She jumped at the sounds of the announcement. // She smiled at Cadence. "That is so sweet of you. Yes please. Or I'll be parched all evening." She laughed. "Thank you." Her eyes shot to the stage. "Uh oh. You've been detected." // "She's right here!" Bliss shouted then took another shot. "Show us your genitals!" She cheered, a little tipsy. "Show her your genitals!" Bliss pointed at Cadence.
Covet: Cadence looked over at Steph, as she took the shot then nearly choked on it when she heard the announcer "Bitch... really? You couldn't just have them come to the table." Turning to one of the half naked servers she asked for a soda for Jacque, then she raised her hand up in the air, hesitantly as Bliss pointed her out and was clearly enjoying the view "Right here!" // Kelsey had gotten her drink and made it back over to the table setting it down, close enoug to the edge of the table that Hayley could sneak sips from it as well. She laughed at Bliss and helped point out Cadence to the announcer.
Alexithymiaa: "You're getting married tomorrow, shut up." She retorted, laughing and clapping her hands as the dancers descended off the stage to swarm the nakedness around their table. Two of them took each of Cadence's hands, guiding her toward the stage. "Yeah Cadence!"-
Tsaaq: She looked over at Jacque and went to sip from the tea. She stuck her tongue out. "Woo! Go Cadence!" She called out. // "Thank youuu." She said before bursting into laughter. "No more drinks for you." She told Bliss. // She giggled and went to clap her hands as well. "What are they gonna do her?"
Covet: Cadence walked with them as she was directed up to the stage as the guys directed her, her face red, because she hasn't been with anyone other than Remy like this.. in a VERY long time. And it'd be hard to keep a straight face with all the muscles and small bottoms anyways. // Kelsey laughed as the guys came up to the table and took Cadence away, She cheered and laughed, "Probably give her a special dance." She answered Bliss and helped Hayley keep an eye on her mom.
Alexithymiaa: "I have no idea, but that's probably it. When I reserved the table, they said they did this for bachelorette parties. It's like a thing, I guess." She said with a shrug, startign to feel the alcohol in her head since light weight and meds and shit. She flagged the waitress down, ordering another tray of shots for them. // The dancers led Cadence onto the stage, pushing her into one of the chairs and instantly wrapping a silk blindfold around her eyes. The music changed and the remaining dancers started dancing on either side of her chair while one climbed straight into Cadence's lap to dance all up in her shit.-
Tsaaq: "I can't believe they're getting married already. It's like a billion years ago Remy proposed and now marriage." Hayley rambled, also becoming tipsy. // "Ah, a special dance." Jacque wiggled her eyebrows. "Woo!" She clapped loudly, since now it was appropriate. // Bliss started to giggle. "Oh my. Like Magic Mike?" She asked with her eyebrows raised. "I'm just wondering what's in store. We should take pictures or something."
CovetCovet : Cadence gave a squeal as they blindfolded her and started grinding on her and all that. Clearly enjoying herself up there. Even though all she could do was feel shit. // Kelsey nodded, "Yeah, Honestly it's about time for them. Wasn't it Tijuana over a year ago? How long have they been dating?" She asked as she took another long sip from her drink, while she watched Cadence get her dance. "How much is it for a dance?"
Alexithymiaa: -The waitress delivered their next round of shots to the table, giving Jacque her soda as well. She reached forward for a shot, laughing at Cadence up on the table before looking to the girls. "Yep. Been way too long, but I think they had some shit to work out before wedding planning could happen. But it's all down to tomorrow now." She tossed the shot back, swallowing hard. "I can't believe my best friend is getting married tomorrow." // Lap dancer straight up was dry humping her lap at this point, sliding off of her and removing the blindfold before all of the guys lifted up the chair she was sitting in, bouncing her up and down in the air.-
Tsaaq: Hayley shrugged. "I don't even remember." She answered. "It's felt like an eternity." She said. "Yaaas get it Cadence!" Hayley called out. "Maybe you can just wave money and get a dance?" She suggested. // Jacque shook her head. "Well I think the timing is great. And as long as they continue to not fuck up I'll continue to be proud of them." She said. // "Oh my, that's vulgar." Bliss watched with horror but also interest. Like watching shit on the dark web. She put her hand on her chest before taking her shot. "Is this arousing anyone?" She blurted out.
Covet: Cadence was laughing super hard at this point as they un blindfolded and lifted her up. She pulled some singles out of her bra and trickled them down on the guys. // Kelsey looked at Bliss and couldn't help but enjoy the look on her face, "I mean, it's pretty hot, look at their bodies, and their dancing..." She said fanning herself, then nodded at Hayley, "I've got some cash on me, we could get one to dance at the table for us." She said getting it out to wave a free dancer down. Hearing Jacque she nodded, "They seem to be doing really good, Both of them act a lot more mature than they used to."
Alexithymiaa: "They've grown up a lot. I feel like we all have. Appropriately so." She slurred a bit, grabbing for another shot to toss it back. "Yeah Cadence!" She called out when she walked the dancers carry her chair. Hearing Bliss, she gave a quick shrug. "This isn't so much my thing. A bunch of dudes with six packs doesnt make attraction. You know what makes attraction? Really nice hair." She nodded, dropping back into her seat since she was a little unstable. // The dancers carefully put Cadence's chair down, offering her a hand to help her up and escort her back to her table.-
Tsaaq: "Do you want that?" Hayley asked. "Sure. What the hell? When will I have this oopurtunity again?" She shrugged. // Jacque started to smile. "I agree. It's nice because his whole life? Remy was a little shit. He was my little shit but other people didn't think it was as cute." // Bliss twirled some of her hair around her finger. "Welcome back Bride-To-Be."She greeted Cadence. "...I like Elijah's hair." Bliss said with a pout. "My emotions at the moment are complicated."
Covet: Cadence came back to the table and found herself a shot, taking it back as she put her arm around Steph, "Okay fine, Best Maid of Honor ever. There.. you get tht title." She said then heard Jacque, "I thought it was cute, but I'm also an asshole. Your possible grandkids are doomed." She said and looked to Bliss, " Thank you, By all means, the rest of you better be enjoying some of this attention too, you won't regret it." // Kelsey heard Bliss, and looked at her face, "Why are your emotions complicated? Why are you pouting?" She asked then giggled, "Were' getting a dancer, Someone with nice hair, to make everyone happy."
Alexithymiaa: -Steph threw her arm around Cadence in return. "Thank youuuuu. Thank youuuu. Now you need to get on my level of drunk because I can't see straight and I love you." She said with a laugh, pointing her finger at Bliss and then Kelsey. "Yes! Yes! Yesssssss."-
Tsaaq: "We'll time is a wastin'" Hayley declared. "We need to pick our dancer!" She looked over to Bliss and sighed. "Awww." She said. "Yeah Cadence! Woo! Marriage!" She cheered, aka get as drunk as these broads. // "They're MY grandkids, they were already doomed." Jacqueline began to cackle. "There's always Hayley." She looked over to her daughter and rose her eyebrows. // "I don't know. I'm aroused but all I can think about is Eli! I'm sorry." She answered. Bliss sputtered her lips. "I still want a dance though!"
Covet: "Cadence patted Steph on the head, "I'm getting there, I'm getting there." She said taking another shot, "I do still have to be mostly functioning tomorrow." She looked at Jacque then smiled at Hayley, "She'll be the hope for all of us." // Kelsey got a nice haired dude and put her moneys in his tight underwear speedo things, as he climbed up on the table for them and started dancing, She rubbed Bliss's shoulder, "Well it sounds like He'll be getting home to a quite the surprise then. Don't be sorry" She said then took another drink of her booze, feeling rather tipsy as she leaned against Hayley, "when in Rome right?"
AlexithymiaaAlexithymiaa : -Steph looked up at the dancer who climbed on their table to dance for them, kind of just awkwardly staring at him because she wasnt really very into this at all. Her eyes wandered across the room, her spacey mind kind of taking her elsewhere because drunk.-
Tsaaq: Hayley eyed the dancer and went to take more sips from their long island iced tea. "Yeah Daddy!" Hayley cheered and began to throw money at the dancer. // "Yes you can't be drunk and forget your wedding. That'll be embarrassing." Jacque said. She waved her hand at the dancer. These guys weren't chubby nor were they hairy enough. "Hey! Don't do that! That's weird!" Jacque scolded Hayley. // Bliss inhaled deeply and smiled. "True." She smirked, thinking of all the dirty things Eli would get tonight. She smirked as she waved money at the dancer as well.
CovetCovet : Cadence shook her head, "I'll be good tomorrow, besides, I'm going to need the booze to sleep, otherwise I'll be up all night being excited about tomorrow." She said taking other shot, "But that's my last one, I swear!" She looked at Steph, "Hey, Stripper with nice hair is up here..." She said looking over at her. // Kelsey laughed along with Hayley showering the guy with money with Bliss and Hayley. "It's just a term of flattery, Mrs. Berkoff. It's what the kids say these days."
AlexithymiaaAlexithymiaa : -Steph snapped back to reality, looking at Cadence and then up at the stripper. "Yeah... yeah. I know. Sorry." She said with a laugh as the waitress brought out their penis cookies, setting them on the table for everyone. "Oh hey look, the cookies! Everyone have penis cookies."-
Tsaaq: She lowered her head and bit her lip, looking embarrassed. "Sorry Mom." She whispered but she still sheepishly made it rain. // Jacque rose her eyebrow skeptically. "But she called Sasha that." She argued. "She still calls him that." She sighed and shook her head. "You kids these days." Jacque grinned. "Now this is what I've been waiting on." // She hooted and whistled at the male before looking down at the cookies. "How would your rate this bachelorette party Cadence?"
Covet: "Just think, we get to to this all over again for Bliss's bachelorette party too. But I'll have to avert my eyes then." Cadence said with a drunken giggle, taking a cookie, popping it in her mouth. Ten out of ten would totally do again." She said with a mouthful of cookies. // Kelsey laughed, "Oh, well it doesn't mean the same thing. If that helps." She said watching the dancer. "Bradley would love this."
Alexithymiaa: (He would.)
Alexithymiaa: "I'm really glad you're enjoying this, Bruce. It's the last night you're really going to get quite like this. And tomorrow?" She asked, beaming at her. "Tomorrow you get to be Mrs. Berkoff." She leaned her head down so she could hold it up with her hand, struggling because of the drunk.-
Tsaaq: "Right?" Hayley cheered. She stuffed her face with cookie and basically just eyed the bod. "Oh yeah! You're right.' Hayley laughed. // "Well I'm Mrs. Berkoff... So We'll both be... How the hell does that work?" She asked. // Bliss squealed. "Tomorrow is going to magical!"
Covet: "Yeah, Best way to spend the last night a non-married woman." She said to Steph, then smiled as she fantasized about everything tomorrow. "We've got hair and nail appointments tomorrow for everyone who wants to come along." She said to the rest of their party. Going back to admiring the dancer, "We can head home soon, I imagine they're going to close up anyways. Besides, I'm pretty sure most of us are ready to get back home to our guys at the very least." She looked over at Jacque, "I'll just go by Cadence, when we're togther, that way people don't get confused." // Kelsey was too busy watching the dancer to really listen to what was going on. "I can't wait, I'm so going to cry!" She said swooning with Bliss.
Alexithymiaa: "I just need to... I need to pee before we get back in the limo." She stumbled over her words, sliding out of the booth. She put her hands out in front of her just in case, beginnign to walk through the club completely drunk off her ass heading for the bathroom.-
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