Final Fanfic #7

It is a bright day in Midgard.  Cloud and his friends are going around looking for the bad guys.  “Look, says Aerith there’s a shinra guy’s helmet and police baton over by that bench!” Sure enough over by The Bench there was a shinrah helmet with the three goggles and a big nasty police baton on the ground just laying there.  Cloud goes and checks out the helmet and police baton. “Yes it looks like there must be a bad guy nearby who works for Shinra!” then suddenly Tifa sees a naked person cowering and rolling in a big pile of trash because Tifa is there as well as Cloud and Aerith. The naked man starts screaming and crying and Cloud Strife kills him with the Busta Sword. “Shows him for working for Shinrah.” says Cloud. Cloud takes a rest on the bench like hobos sometimes do except cloud is a hero.

“Ever since my friend Sephiroth was killed by Genova and turned into a Genovian zombie he has started the evil Company Shinra where they suck all the blood out of Earth to make big machines to hurt people just trying to live there lives!” says Cloud. Tifa comforts cloud by putting her hand on his stomach and says “it’s okay cloud we are going to stop shinra” however Aerith is also in love with Cloud and because of this she says “Tifa! You cannot be Clouds girlfriend because when he fell in to a vat of Mako and his memory wiped and his hair turned blonde you are the one who lied to him and said that his name was Cloud Strife after looking at a cloud in the sky and people strifing when actually he was Zack!” Tifa looks over and is angry like the Hulk! “Aerith, you are one to talk! Back when Cloud was Zack and teamed up with Sephiroth before he became the Genova Seed you dated Sephiroth over Cloud/Zack because he was richer!” “as if!”

“Ladies Ladies!” says Cloud, “we can settle this argument after we stop Sephiroth from getting the Amulet.” “Yes, says Barroth who is also there, that Amulet is from an Ancient Demon! If Sephiroth gets his mitts on it who knows what he gonna do!”
That is right says Cloud.  So the group head off to Shinra to fight Sephiroth.
The group kills all of the Shinra guys because they are so powerful but then at the top of the building Sephiroth is waiting with his XXL Katana.  “So Cloud you finally decided to show up! Or should I say Zack?!” Sephiroth says menacingly.  Cloud says “what are you talking about?”, Confused.  “Don’t listen to him Cloud he’s just trying to confuse us” says Aerith and Yuna at the same time.

Suddenly Sephiroth pulls out the Demon amulet and grows a bunch of wings on his back.  “HAHAHA Cloud & friends, now for the final stage of my master plan!” “not if I have any thing to say about it says Cloud but his Busta Sword bounces off of Sephiroth’s magic forcefield. “This is where the fun begins” Sehiroth plugs the amulet into the Disc of Time and The Whole Earth Rumbles and reforms itself into a giant Spaceship?!

Sephiroth begins firing phasers and Cloud and Friends and they can barely take it! “One moment and I will power up the Light Speed and smash you all to smitherenes!” says Sephiroth while cackling loudly.
Cloud Strife looks around at his teammates and says “let’s take him down together” everyone nods and Tifa and Aerith put their magic together to give cloud a magic jetpack.  Barroth shoots down the photon torpedoes as cloud shoots up super fast at the USS Shinra.  “THIS IS FOR KILLING THE EARTH YOU JACK*SS” Cloud cuts the spaceship clean in half but Sephiroth meets his Busta Blade.

“You know Cloud, you and this world are really just a dream of a bunch of dead faeries that once inhabited the wooded areas of a distant star called Goliab but were killed during an ancient war with the Army of Green Witches.  Why don’t you just give up?”  Cloud thinks for a moment and says “because my friends are all here and we all like to go on adventures and beat up gay a$$wholes like you!”
“You’re deceiving yourself Cloud! This world is a fantasy!” Sephiroth pushes his super long sword near Cloud’s neck!
Cloud heroically pushes back with a fiery passion “Then I guess that makes this your Final Fantasy Sephiroth!” Cloud’s Legendary Busta sword cuts clean through Sephiroth’s body in half and his brain starts falling out and it looks awesome.

Everyone cheers and hugs eachother. Barroth says “Come here big guy” and Cloud hugs him even though he has a gun instead of having an arm.  “Thank you Cloud for saving The Earth” says David Suzuki and Cloud is given a big gold medal for being such a hero and i disco am a huge gay.

THE END