Janca and Room VS Omegler

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Janca: hello
Janca: how are you this fine evening?
Stranger: you are so cool
Stranger: I'm good
Stranger: you?
Janca: i am doing great
Janca: you are cool too
Stranger: you dont know me! lol
Janca: but i do
Janca: anyone on omegle is cool
Janca: and thats all i need to know
Stranger: HAHAHAHHA
Stranger: such a jokster
Janca: what do you mean?
Stranger: the majority of omegle is horny guys
Stranger: they are not cool
Janca: well, i guess they are the exception
Stranger: hahaha
Janca: are you a horny guy?
Stranger: no I'm just a guy
Janca: oh thats cool
Stranger: yeah, you better not be a horny guy
Janca: im not
Janca: i couldnt be if i tried
Stranger: lol otherwise I'd feel violated
Janca: dont got the parts you see
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: ahh did you lose it in nam?
Janca: nah
Janca: never had em
Stranger: haha how old are you ms. stranger?
Janca: i am 19
Janca: not old enough to drink yet sadly
Stranger: haha feel free to hang out with me in two weeks
Stranger: I'll be 21
Stranger: just dont get me in trouble ;)
Janca: haha
Janca: i wot
Janca: wont*
Janca: i am a good girl
Janca: or so i say
Stranger: haha and you're also a liar
Stranger: but thats okay cuz you seem chill
Janca: how am i a liar?
Janca: why am i a liar :(
Stranger: because you say you're a good girl but I think you may be a trouble maker
Janca: stop ignoring me!!!!!
Stranger: I'm sorry, I'll stop
Janca: oh lol, i am a good girl
Stranger: lol
Janca: when i want to be
Janca: it depends i guess on the people i am around
Stranger: lol Its best that way :)
Janca: and the mood i am in
Stranger: what consists of being bad?
Janca: wanna play a game?
Stranger: sure
Janca: mk we have t oask each other questions, no lying! MR!
Stranger: I can promise then
Stranger: ask me
Janca: ok
Janca: hmmm whats the weirdest thing you have ever dreamt of?
Stranger: hmmm I've had a LOT lately...
Janca: well summarize one
Stranger: hmm trying to think of the weirdest
Stranger: OHOHOH
Stranger: okay
Janca: lol
Janca: what?
Janca: you still there?
Stranger: yeah im writing
Janca: ohh lol my bad
Stranger: I only remember a part. I was randomly on ice surrounded by snow. This dude came up and said 'dude try this' and it looked like a glittery skittle stuck inside of a small ice cube. I ate it and it was warm and soooo good. All of a sudden everything got bright and colorful. The guy was like 'this will make the experience even better' then he pulled out this foot high chrystal thing and set it down it started sliding all over the ice flashing these crazy colors and it tripped me out and i feel through the ice
Janca: well thats strange, and very detailed :)
Janca: now you ask me a question :p
Stranger: haha i only remembered part of it so i had to give details lol
Stranger: I'll start off simple. What is your name?
Stranger: I don't want to call you stranger lol
Janca: call me sami
Stranger: hey sami :) lol
Janca: lol, mk what do they call you?
Janca: hopefully its not 'rapist'
Stranger: lol does this count as the question?
Stranger: Jacob
Stranger: but you can call me Jacob, Jake or even jakey if you'd prefer
Janca: yea it did, your turn again jacob
Janca: jacob is a sexy name
Janca: but ask away
Stranger: what's one of your darkest secrets?
Stranger: thanks sweetie
Janca: hmmm...
Janca: my darkest secret...
Stranger: bring it on
Janca: i dont really have bad secrets i dont suppose...let me think though
Stranger: I'll give you time lol
Janca: oh wait
Janca: its a little strange i guess, but one time i was masturbating myself with the TV remove and it actually got stuck in me for hours
Stranger: are you dead serious??
Janca: it took me forever to get it out
Janca: yes 100%
Stranger: HAHAHA I think you are my favorite person
Janca: well thank you :)
Stranger: anytime Sami
Stranger: how did you finally get it out?
Janca: i like that you like i get remotes stuck in me
Janca: nope, its not your turn
Janca: you will have to wait
Stranger: but but but.... okay
Stranger: lol
Janca: hmm how about: what is your strangest masturbation sotry?
Janca: story*
Stranger: hmmm...well guys are pretty basic but lets see...
Janca: haha nothing extravagant?
Janca: no 'mystery lube'
Stranger: once I was too horny to get um and do it somewhere secret so since I was alone in the living room I started doing it and when I came a splash got away and reached the tv stand. it was interesting
Stranger: lol
Stranger: up*
Stranger: you seem to be a girl that likes to masterbate
Janca: lol, its enjoyable
Janca: i mean its not something i do daily
Stranger: I think i need to hang out with you then lol
Janca: haha, maybe
Janca: if you are cool enough, i might hang out with you
Janca: my turn
Janca: no wait
Janca: your turn
Stranger: oh it would be you that needs to be cool enough
Janca: i am cool enough
Stranger: okay, I'm still curious. how did you get it out?
Stranger: yes you pretty much are ;)
Janca: haha, sicko, you owuld like to know wouldnt you
Stranger: I wonder...
Stranger: haha
Janca: well lets see...
Janca: first after panicking for the first hour
Janca: well that was redundant...
Janca: anyways...
Stranger: haha
Janca: i tried salad tongs
Janca: but that didnt work
Janca: i threw them away and lied when my mom asked if i knew anything about them
Stranger: the next person to use those had some intereting tasting salad ;)
Stranger: oh haha
Janca: but you know whats funny?
Stranger: what?
Janca: i got it out doing jumping jacks
Stranger: hmmm
Janca: it only took like 10 jumps
Stranger: thats strange but awesome
Stranger: gotta love gravity
Janca: it was not awesome it was horrifying!
Stranger: hahah
Janca: i was scared that the next time anyone had to change the channel they would reach into my vagina and mess with the remote
Janca: you know how awkward that would have been?
Stranger: lol I dont think that would have happened babe
Janca: ewww, not more sexist words like 'babe' and 'sweetie'
Janca: thats just sickening
Stranger: thats not sexist
Janca: its degrading
Stranger: how?
Janca: hat if i called you little man?
Stranger: hows that the same?? lol
Janca: w/e continuing...my turn
Stranger: fine then lol
Janca: where do you live?
Stranger: in your house....
Stranger: in tennessee
Janca: oh shit!
Janca: i knew it!
Janca: i live in tennessee too
Stranger: woah!
Stranger: which part?
Janca: nah jk
Janca: wouldnt that have rocked your world
Stranger: haha shutup
Janca: i would have rockd your world ;)
Stranger: yes I would've brought over a remote
Stranger: HAHAHAH jk
Janca: i am remoteophobic
Stranger: oh you would have, huh?
Janca: :(
Janca: yea i would have rocked your world
Stranger: looks like we've got a horny girl on our hands
Stranger: lol
Janca: not horny
Janca: merely excited
Stranger: i like that better
Janca: an excited girl?
Stranger: and I'm not saying i would pass that up
Janca: what if i was secretly 9 what would you say?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I wouldn't know til I met you
Stranger: by then I'd just turn around and walk out
Janca: how old do you think i am?
Stranger: 19
Janca: oh wow!
Janca: howd you know!
Stranger: lol you're cute. you told me already
Stranger: (cute is not sexist so dont tell me it is) ;P
Janca: its not sexist
Stranger: okay good
Janca: its completely fine
Stranger: just making sure
Janca: but if you were to call me hot i will chop off your dick and feed it to you
Stranger: no my words of choice would be beautiful, pretty or gorgeous
Stranger: it all depends
Janca: what am i?
Stranger: I can't see you!
Janca: based on my personality
Stranger: but your personality is beautiful
Stranger: as well as fun\/awesome
Janca: your personality is shit
Stranger: fuck that
Janca: nah i am just kidding
Stranger: wanna fight?
Stranger: lol
Janca: you would be beaten up by a girl?
Stranger: no I'd take you down
Janca: so you would beat up a girl?
Janca: what a jerk
Stranger: I dont have to hit you
Stranger: but I could pin you down
Janca: sounds kinky
Stranger: haha fine by me
Janca: so whats the youngest girl you have ever been with?
Stranger: well I was 17 and she was 14
Stranger: not bad
Janca: thats almost pedophile like
Stranger: HAHAH 3 years...
Janca: yea but you were 17, probably alomst 18
Janca: sigh, you are a sick sick man indeed
Stranger: no she turned 15 before i turned 18 and We werent dating by then
Stranger: but either way, you shut it lol
Janca: *GASP*
Janca: make me!
Stranger: haha I may have to
Janca: how so?
Stranger: I've got lips of magic
Stranger: :o lol
Janca: well i talk with my hips...sooo
Stranger: haha okay helen keller
Janca: shhh, dont tell anyone
Stranger: in that case, you can talk as much as you want
Janca: i dont want to be treated like a star
Stranger: lol i think you'd just hear all the cruel jokes
Janca: i dont understand you
Stranger: what?
Janca: why flirt with me when i could be a fat ugly girl
Janca: you are a guy of a different breed
Stranger: I like your personality
Stranger: are you a fat ugly girl?
Janca: would it matter if i was?
Stranger: partly lol
Stranger: I don't mean to sound shallow, but if I had girlfriend that looked like gollum I wouldn't ever look at her...
Janca: nah i am not fat and ugly...i am anorexic, i have a disorder
Stranger: oh that sucks tho
Stranger: disorders are bad
Stranger: how tall are you sami?
Janca: um like 5 feet 4 inches
Stranger: :)))
Janca: and you?
Stranger: 5'9-10
Janca: thats not bad
Janca: have you ever gone out with any girl taller than you?
Stranger: no, closest to was about same height
Janca: its strange when the girl is taller
Janca: i dont like being taller
Stranger: it really is...
Stranger: I like being able to pick up the without it being awkward lol
Stranger: up the girl*
Janca: lol
Stranger: i know you agree tho lol
Janca: have you ever hard like full on rage-sex?
Stranger: not to that extent
Janca: never?
Stranger: rough but not all out non-stop sweatier than hell broken walls sex
Janca: haha
Stranger: but I like girls taht could handle it :)
Janca: well not saying i had it before like that
Janca: (yeah i did)
Janca: but its pretty amazing from what i heard ;)
Stranger: haha detail please
Janca: eww kinky SOB
Stranger: hahahaha hey, you're the open one
Janca: am not
Janca: ;)
Stranger: lol we;ll see about that
Janca: tell me about your semi-rage-sex
Stranger: excuse me but it was my turn anyway!
Stranger: haha
Janca: bullshit
Stranger: okay well semi rage, ended with nice deep scratches in my back
Janca: haha, try getting a black eye
Stranger: she was a biter
Janca: and explaining that one
Stranger: hell ya
Janca: i elmers glued my lamp back together after my rage-sex
Janca: the black eye was harder to fix though
Janca: i told my mom it was from a softball though
Stranger: hahah good excuse
Boxxy: and I dont play softball ;)
Janca: but thats how much my parents knew about my life
Boxxy: I like hard ball
Stranger: oh you do now?
Stranger: :)
Boxxy: yeah I dont get mad, I get even ;)
Janca: i bite and kick and scratch
Stranger: I must meet you! haha
Janca: haha you only wish
Janca: you wouldnt know what to do with me
Stranger: another thing I'd like to see about lol
Janca: hmmmm...
Janca: i dont know...
Stranger: lol dont be like that
Janca: i dont know if you are worthy...
Stranger: baby I'm more than worthy
Boxxy: I have high standards
Janca: and btw flaming hot lime cheetos is the shit
Stranger: i gotta try it
Janca: got to try what?
Stranger: the cheetos
Stranger: and you as well
Janca: haha, i dont give myself to anybody
Stranger: I'll work my way there
Janca: haha you will have to work pretty hard though
Janca: describe yourself
Stranger: well you know how tall I am, I have short brown hair, blue eyes, lean
Stranger: what else do you wanna knwo?
Stranger: know*
Janca: when you say lean...
Janca: you mean scrawny?
Stranger: lol no I meant I'm not jaked but I'm not skinny
Stranger: jacked*
Janca: ah so you are of medium fitness?
Stranger: I work out but I dont spend 20 hours a week in the gym
Janca: you dont spend 20 hours a week in the gym!
Stranger: yes
Boxxy: how much can you lift?
Stranger: lol I usually lift 200
Stranger: only like 5 reps each tho
Janca: 200?
Janca: thats it?
Stranger: haha okay girl
Janca: excuse me?
Janca: i am not a girl
Janca: i am a kinky woman
Janca: get it right
Stranger: okay kinky woman ;P
Janca: thats better
Stranger: would you make me so sore that I cant move the next day?
Janca: wow...
Janca: you really asked me that?
Stranger: yeah i said it
Stranger: yup
Stranger: proudly
Janca: i am appauled
Stranger: you said you're kinky  haha
Janca: of course i would make you sore!
Janca: i am suprise you would ask me that!
Janca: would you yank my hair out, and punch my boobs and make me scream in pain?
Stranger: lol Im making sure you're as good as you say
Stranger: I'll make you scream for in pain for several reasons Sami
Janca: *growl*
Stranger: *bares teeth*
Stranger: bring it
Janca: nah, i am just not feeling it
Stranger: because you're intimidated
Stranger: I'd break you in minutes
Janca: nah, because you are a mere mortal, and i am a goddess
Janca: and you bore me ;)
Stranger: lol oh fuck no, you're not playing bitch to me
Janca: be my jester!
Stranger: lol you wish, 'babe' HAHA
Stranger: I can turn you into property
Janca: you bore me, do something else, peasant
Janca: you cannot tame a goddess
Stranger: lol i will destroy you
Stranger: you'll barely breathe after im down with you
Stranger: done*
Janca: please, mere mortal, you cannot touch a single hair upon my head with out my consent
Janca: you will never get down with me, i would never offer myself up
Janca: not even knowing your appearence, you humor me!
Stranger: you cant make my rules, you're just a poor slut who will suffer
Stranger: I can make you bleed
Janca: please, you could not comprehend how fast i could make you orgasm
Stranger: come on, you wont even have time to think before I'm done with you, I will make you deaf from your own fucking screams
Janca: bullshit
Janca: you are the scum of the earth, you think i would sleep with you?!?
Stranger: I dont need your offer I will take what i want
Janca: you cannot have me
Stranger: you are my slave, my mortal, I take whats mine and I always win
Stranger: ALWAYS
Janca: i know not what you look like!
Stranger: I will pound you into the grave!
Stranger: I like your ruler
Stranger: i look like*
Stranger: you will call me master
Janca: never, for i know not what my 'master' looks like
Stranger: you can handle him but you wont last with me as your master
Stranger: i will make you wish you were dead and you might as well be
Stranger: next question: where did you go?? lol
Janca: multitasking
Janca: its hard to type with one hand ;)
Stranger: lol you're gonna have to do it anyway
Janca: gimmie a pic
Stranger: of..?
Janca: of a dog!
Stranger: hahaha my dog isnt here ;)
Stranger: give me your body
Janca: what do you mean?
Stranger: I wanna see your body
Stranger: you're not the only one who gets to have fun right now
Janca: well i dont have a picture of you
Janca: use your imagination
Stranger: Sami...fuck me
Janca: fuck you!
Stranger: no its your job
Stranger: not using a remote are you?
Janca: i need your pic!
Janca: no >.<
Stranger: i doubt its a dog
Stranger: you better start multitasking
Janca: lol
Janca: you know it
Stranger: I'm not giving you my hands until you do
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Stranger: and if you want the job done right you'll need them
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: bitch answer me
Stranger: hand number 2
Boxxy: entertain me
Stranger: I'm not your jester
Boxxy: yes you are
Boxxy: you're a jester for more than me
Stranger: I'm your owner
Stranger: you get to obey me now
Boxxy: your whole life is a joke
Stranger: your vagina is a joke
Boxxy: this whole conversation is a joke
Stranger: this site is a joke
Boxxy: watch that link I gave you after this conversation ends
Stranger: lol is it going on?!?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Hey bitch, i need a sandwich
EatMyCheese: mcdonalds is just down the street
Stranger: you make them  better
Stranger: plus theyre free and brought to me if you make them.
Stranger: time to get to work minion
Boxxy: 12 more minutes
Stranger: til what?
Nebula: i cum
Stranger: well try not to spray it on the computer, slut
Nebula: fap fap fap explosion
Nebula: and the keyboard is sticky
Stranger: damn you!!!
Stranger: now the only keys that work are t r o and the l
The Stranger has disconnected.



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