Question to discuss:
Would you rather be reborn as a well-off human being with everything going for him (or her) or a poor, low-class alien on some foreign world -- both with the memories of your previous life.. this one.
You: hi nue
Stranger: hello
You: your name is now nue
Stranger: ok
You: because i say so
You: and you are my slave
Stranger: actually, it's spelled noe
You: no i mean pronounced like "new"
Stranger: yes, but its written like noe
You: no its nue
Stranger: noe
You: because i say so
Stranger: noe
Stranger: because i say so
You: and you're just a lonely toxic planet
You: i'm a radioactive planet
Stranger: no, i am noe
You: you are the planet noe then
You: with a toxic surface
You: like venus
Stranger: In Planet Noe everything is pink and black
Stranger: is your plante blue?
You: yes
Stranger: planet*
You: i used to have humans
You: and they abused me
Stranger: stupid organisms
You: THen they declared war on each other and turned me radioactive
Stranger: poor you
Stranger: im just red
You: but i have a ton of moons
You: and there's a-
You: brb hal is being a bitch again
You: he wants to be a gas giant
Stranger: Hal can suck it
You: wtf
You: he wants to become my moon
You: he'd kill me
You: he's too big
Stranger: well, then just let him touch you
Stranger: nothing more
Stranger: just a little touch
You: his craters feel funny
You: i think i'm going to become pregnant now
You: and have YET ANOTHER MOON
Stranger: that's impossible
You: n
You: no
You: the moons are my children
Stranger: but, why are they all so different?
You: because one of them decided to make a moonlet
You: and now i have more moons
You: >.>
Stranger: damn
Stranger: i think it's time to end your suffering
You: all the oldest one does all day is bitch about me not letting her have sex with a moonlet
You: because it would cause a paradox
Stranger: paradox ftw
You: i think i'm going to kill her soon
Stranger: take her down
You: fff-
You: she's eating ANOTHER ASTEROID IN PROTEST
Stranger: let her
Stranger: she will learn soon
Stranger: at least she's not all burned like Marcus
You: tf is lili doing to hal
Stranger: he is too small to be that close to pops
You: tf
You: lili is having sex with hal
Stranger: damn
Stranger: record it
You: so there's going to be another planet in several hundred years
Stranger: let me see
Stranger: nine hundred
You: i heard rumors that the system with the ringed gas guy has a perfectly fine couple
You: he's so old that he has 60 moons or something
Stranger: i heard that there was an orgy back in the filthy sys
Stranger: black and whites, yellows and reds
Stranger: it was filthy
You: oh god
You: that same system has venus and mercury
You: tf
You: i think they're gay
Stranger: fuck them
Stranger: screw them
You: so they have no moons
Stranger: fuck, marcus is sucking me
Stranger: i have got to go