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A (probably) Offical Hell Hierarchy chart

Mar 17th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #670
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  3. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687554323999096885/821660032520290304/1615968856426.jpg
  4. A (probably) Offical Hell Hierarchy chart.
  5. Lets assume the Von Eldritch family aren't on the list since they're Outer Gods and thus not under Hell's jurisdiction.
  6. That could possibly mean that Seviathan and Charlie dating was something encouraged by their parents since both Lucifer and (I assume) Nyarlathotep both would have something to gain from it. Like how Nobles in the ye olde days would sell of their daughters to other nobles in exchange for wealth and power.
  7. Thats just my two cents though.
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  9. It also helps add to my theory that the Extirminators aren't actually sent by Heaven but by the Eldritches in an attempt to overthrow Hell.
  10. Mainly so we don't have to have another "Heaven but they're actually bad" plot.
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  12. That'd be interesting to see
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  14. Sinners and Overlords are somewhat outside of Hell's hierarchy. They're technically above imps, hellhounds, and other hellborne, but that's because those two are naturally subservient to higher demons.
  15. Since they're ghettoified in the Pride ring, whilst the others are present in all of Hell, you cannot really put them into the same hierarchy.
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  17. >Since they're ghettoified in the Pride ring
  18. Cease this meme at once
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  20. I wish we’d get some confirmation about Sinners and Overlords being stuck in Pride rather than vague comments of the like from random people.
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  22. >Sinners are above Imps and Hellhounds
  23. isn't hell supposed to torture the sinners?
  24. it's like hell rewards you for being a sht person in the HH universe
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  26. It's not torture as we know it, like eternal torture. I think the torture comes from who you live with, i.e. your neighbours, your physical form, what you do for a job. I'm sure many demons are happy being in Hell, but the torture isn't exactly being chained up for eternity.
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  28. You can do whatever the hell you want... And so can everybody else.
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  30. I mean ain't that just earth though?
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  32. Except without the ray guns and cthulhu tentacles and lack of law or regulation and transforming into monsters when you get angry. Hell is just earth except it scks even harder. They took the sck dial and cranked it up to 11.
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  34. >lack of law
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  36. Oh don't worry, there will be some law enforcement agency in hell, and they'll be significantly worse to deal with than any law enforcement agency on Earth.
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  38. You don't have to worry about killing the perp since everyone is immortal. Just blow up the entire apartment complex and fish out the suspects corpse.
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  40. >eviscerating someone in the streets in board daylight? perfectly fine
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  42. >accidently brush your elbow against a statue of Lucifer? Instant bone breakage and arm removal
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  44. >Hell doesn't have a police force - not in the conventional sense
  45. >the imps have municipal services, so there's a tax collector agency, and there's a fire department
  46. >for sinners, though, the only policing they have is the "protection" agency of the local overlord or gang
  47. >of course, the Royalty have their own guards...
  48. >...and, specifically for sinners, there exists a monolithic secret police that puts the Gestapo, Stasi, NKVD, KGB, CIA, FBI, and a number of other alphabet soup organizations to shame
  49. >ran by sinners, against sinners, and to upkeep Hell's order
  50. >they're still the runts of all the official services, seeing that they're "too human"...
  51. >...but that is precisely what makes them so effective - they know how sinners work
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