Dry Bowser Kart 64

Dry Bowser drifted through the Luigi Raceway as he noticed a lot of green Koopa shells bouncing everywhere. The bony reptile shrugged as he went through a warp that led into the Moo Moo Farm, seeing all the cows stare at him while several monty moles popped out of the ground, several of them hitting Dry Bowser as it caused his gray colored pipe framed kart to slow down, of which his collision caused the moles to disappear. Getting back in control, Dry Bowser went into another warp portal that took him to the tropical Koopa Troopa Beach, with the crabs scuttling by as the reptilian skeleton went around the various rock formations, making sure not to hit the palm trees as he went over the yellow and red ramps, concentrating on driving as he got a quick drink from the waterfall as he then entered one more warp, going into the hot Kalimari Desert, where he got into the train tracks and raced against the enormous red train that circled around the deserted race course.

Dry Bowser now was through the thick traffic of Toad's Turnpike, trying not to get hit by any of the enormous vehicles that clogged up the road, taking a quick path off the main highway as he entered the snowy Frappe Snowland, noticing all the snowmen exploding around him in an attempt of blowing him up, with him drifting with grace as he then entered the chocolate filled Choco Mountain, dodging all the choco boulders that fell down from the top, going around the bend as he was suddenly warped to the iconic Mario Raceway, going around the giant green grassy mountain bend as he approached the enormous green warp pipe, leading into another warp...

...that sent Dry Bowser to the infamous Wario Stadium, going up and down and all around at the speed of sound as he rode up on the many ramps that were present, making the huge jump above the gap overlooking the track as he then went into a warp leading to the icy Sherbet Land, the penguins chirping out of curiosity as they witnessed Dry Bowser entering the icy cavern, of which when he emerged out, he was warped to the Royal Raceway, going over the enormous ramp as he took a quick detour to see Princess Peach's Castle in its full glory as he was quick to dodge a random yellow bomb that was present there for no reason. But there was one place where Dry Bowser might have felt a bit at home, the fiery Bowser's Castle race course, a classic for any Mario Kart grand prix. And though the Thwomps proved to be an annoying presence, Dry Bowser found the drifting curves quite refreshing, as was the open gardens planted around the volcanic track.

Later on, Dry Bowser was taking a scenic tour of Donkey Kong's Jungle Parkway, taking a good look at the enormous waterfall on the bridge as he entered the cave, seeing the riverboat turn around as he then was going through the many twists and turns of the Yoshi Valley, dodging the enormous Yoshi Egg that was spinning around like crazy. But alas, that was not enough to deter Dry Bowser, for he headed into the spooky Banshee Boardwalk, a giant Cheep Cheep marking the occasion as various Boos popped up as a means of scaring him, which of course did nothing. This promptly led Dry Bowser to the bright neon lit Rainbow Road, having had experience on it various times in the past, clearing the huge jump at the start as he dodged the Chain Chomps that wished to chomp down on him.

All in all, it was a great grand prix, and Dry Bowser was willing to try it all again... with more opponents for him to face, of course.