roommates - someone think Mike's an ex-con

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Wonder what else Bonbon had Mango make her
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>Out of context to the rest of him, Mike's arms and hands look badass as all hell.
>Scarred, furless and rugged, one would think they'd belong to some crazy gangster.
>But then you see the rest of him and it's just some pudgy, shaved "ape".
>Sure, MAYBE that could up the Badass Factor a little if any groups think that being shaved is a symbol of something but that doesn't change the fact that Mike acts like a goober.
>A goober with good intentions but a goober nonetheless.
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>Certain "ruffians" (aka, young delinquent adults that other adults think are up to no good) think that Mike's an ex-con who's just trying to lay low.
>Hard to do that with those epic "Battlescars" though, they think , deciding that they'd try and look this guy up to see who he could be.
>...which they damn near regret because they only get more questions than answers.
>Man just appeared out of the damn blue one day as far as they could tell and the rumor mill about this "Mike" was too rampant.
>If they've got their info right, the f-ker's surrounds himself with scarred up amazons, pulls B&E's on old restaurants, fights robots BAREHANDED and then does a little arson.
>And then when he's done for the day? He's lead security for those weird apartments. In fact, he's the ONLY security but it looked like no one dared to bother him while he was on shift.
>If this guy was who they thought he was (which he wasn't), he had to have been the biggest, toughest badass around. They don't even know what he used to do before coming to town but one thing was for sure:
>They didn't WANT to know!
>But they f-king respected it.

>Meanwhile, Mike's noticed a couple of little punks eyeing his security booth at night.
>He'd be a bit nervous about that if they didn't seem...awed? Inspired? Filled with child like glee?
>Geez, don't tell him there's some late night humies out there...?
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Part of the reason Mikes is a good security guard is both rumors and people thinking they can catch his skin disease
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>>people thinking they can catch his skin disease
>Marion had never really been one to replace old uniforms. If they still held together and looked the part, they could still be used!
>"Patchy" and "Loose" would be generous descriptions of the whole ensemble Mike's been made to wear nightly.
>The lighting for his booth wasn't any better.
>Bulbs that surely would have gone out in the 90s still flickered dimly right above where Mike would sit, the light never flattering for visitor and security alike.
>For Mike, though? This was Leagues better than what Fazbear's ever gave him.
>Back then, damn near the entire room was dark save for a little spot near the desk and the doors never even really worked as intended. Marion's doors? They LOCK.
>However, the experience for any stranger trying to visit?
>It's a goddamn jump scare every time.
>It was bad enough that they had to approach a dark little booth, but they then had to face that THING (Mike) staring back at them.
>It was hard to tell if what hung off of him were clothes...
>To put it short and blunt, it's akin to wanting to visit a friend and finding a f-king bodysnatcher/skinstealer guarding their front door.
>So yeah, rumors and "skin condition".
>Best things to have ever guarded the apartments since Marion first bought them.
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This is so f-king cringe it's hurting my soul.
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You can see it as "purposely cringe" from the "Ruffian" point of view for a little laugh.

>They think they're being total gangsters/tough asses by hanging near Mike
>His roommates all laugh and joke about it because it's a bunch of goobers trying to get the attention of an even bigger goober.