Isokaze ni Dame ni saretakunai? [Typeset]

 Isokaze ni Dame ni saretakunai? Translation
From http://exhentai.org/g/791839/f62e14e4f2/

>[Memories of (the) Summer (event)]
>Summer 2014 Event: "Meet the enemy vanguard and defend our waters!"
>Awww shit!  The hell is that?!
>There's two Battleship Hime now, shiiiit!
>We ain't gettin' through that!  We outta this shit
>Sounds good, just give us the order!

>[Chinese translator's note: ...go fuck yourself, if it was that fucking easy I wouldn't have shrivelled up from 80 sorties!!]
>Why don't we try it?  Their escorts are all done.  Just let KTKM go DO-ON (note: the explosion sound, like Donnnn like what happens in anime and never in real life) with a Cunt-in and finish it.
>And then all of us will go Donngggggggg-- and attack the Hime.  Isn't that fine?  It's super easy.
>Easy...huh?
>Easy.......
>....it's easy!
 >It's really easy!
>[so easy!]x3
>[*artist's depiction]
>[Ohohoho]
 >Right--let's do it.  We're leaving the Do-onnnn cut-in to you, KTKM!

>Isn't that not easy at all?
>So unmotivated!
>[since there was no other option, they just went at it.  After a few hours]
>Oh?
>It's over...?
>Right--let's go home!
>Awesome!  We did it!
>Summer Event's over!
>How noisy.

>12th Ship of the Kagerou-class, Destroyer Isokaze
>You are the commander, then?
>Eh?  Ah?  Yeah.

>It's fine.
>I will protect you.
>Don't worry.
>....
 >Ah...

>I'm so happy we're finished with the event.
>This nigga sure is easy to trick.
>Aren't we the same?
>The Commander
>Is he here?
 >Ah, Urakaze.
>If you're looking for the Admiral, he's probably went to the bathroom.
>Why are you so hurried?
>Hmhm, there is just something I want to give him.

>Behold!
>Isokaze's handmade dessert, made according to your directions!
>I may have failed during lunch, but I am sure this will be a success. If I find the commander, I must make him try it.
>Take it easy.
>...you hear that, Admiral?
>Maybe you should respond to her a little.
>...the damage from the afternoon lingers in my stomach.  I'll eat it when I've recovered.
 >I will help you prepare stomach medicine.
>[hoho]

>I am the 17th Ship of the Yuugumo-class destroyers, Hayashimo.
>I'm the last of the 19 Yuugumo-class destroyers, Kiyoshimo
>Now we're all here!  >Welcome!
>It's a bit crowded, but now things will get even more exciting.
>Now let's get ready the welcoming feast.
>I'm glad that everyone seems nice.

>Nice wall pose there Hayashimo.
>What si this....
>[explanation time] [though it's referred to as the Yuugumo class Welcome Party, in reality it's just to satisfy Akigumo's need for doujin references.
>[no--]
>This sight has become very familiar.
>Naganami's experiences were more tragic.

>No--!
>Shhh, Naganami, not so loud.  It'll all be over soon.
>Not bad not bad, it's got a rapey feel to it.
>Akigumo, it's you again!  Don't you think I'll forget this!
>Originally I wanted a pairing with Tanaka (note: Raizo Tanaka, who commanded a Tokyo Express run from the Naganami and defeated a USN force at Tassafaronga), but I got rejected, so I figured I'd just use a Drum Can
>But a pairing with an inanimate object was just too hard.
>[as if responding to Naganami's ordeal]
>[Akigumo's next Doujin was immortalized as her magnum opus for some time.]

>My pairing is still Makigumo.
>Yuugumo nee-san, that's embarassing!
>But...to have my first kiss stolen by Yuugumo nee-san--Makigumo is also okay with that!  >ara ara, Makigumo, really now
>Mmm--but...seems like it doesn't have quite enough impact.
>Right, you two, move closer!

>Like....this....?
>Ahhhhhh~
 >Once it's done...remember to give me a copy.
>Of course.
>Uwaahhh....I feel a little dizzy...
>Right, thanks you two.
>I feel like I can draw something great.  Thanks.
>...thanks for your work....
>[Uwahh--]x3

>But I feel like there's been a lot of Yuugumo lately.  After talking a bit, it's nice to know you're all chill guys.
>Let's stay friends!  Though today was a bit of an exception...
>...I'll be in your care.
>I'll be in everyone's care!
>But Akigumo isn't a Yuugumo.
>Ah, don't sweat the details!
 >She isn't?!
>[She's actually Kagerou class]