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- >Yo ass awake as tha sun creeps onto yo' face.
- >Todizzle is tha day.
- >Now you gotta chizzle which pony.
- >Yo ass sit up n' strutt ta tha bathroom fo' yo' mornin routine.
- >A lil nod is given ta yo' reflection before headin downstairs.
- >Although it may be hard ta break five hearts, itz goin ta be dunkadelic ta fall up in ludd wit one.
- >Yo ass make yo ass a funky-ass bowl of cereal n' then smoke it all up in tha table.
- >A knock is heard as soon as you finish.
- >Well.
- >This is dat shit.
- >Afta puttin tha bowl n' spoon back up in tha sink, you answer tha door ta be greeted by all six of em.
- >Rather than bein rude n' declarin yo' decision as they stand outside, you invite dem in.
- >They all take a seat somewhere up in tha room.
- >Pinkie, Twilight, n' Fluttershy sit on tha couch.
- >Raritizzle sits on tha cushioned chair, Applejack sits on tha floor, n' Rainbow Dash would prefer flying.
- >All of dem look nervous.
- >Yo ass shut tha door n' strutt ta em.
- >They all is starin at you intensely, each hopin ta spend tha rest of they minutes up in yo' faaaaaace biaatch!
- >They're gonna be all kindsa sad...
- >NO.
- >Don't be thinkin bout dat playa!
- >Think bout now!
- >RIGHT NOW!
- "Alright. Every dizzle I've dropped wit each of y'all gals was special up in its own individual way. I feel like we've grown closer ta each other n' shit. Closer than we've eva been before. But one of y'all I feel I be tha closest to."
- >They is all leanin up in practically holdin they tongues ta rap ta spit it up already.
- >Yo ass close yo' eyes n' take a thugged-out deep breath.
- >Here we go.
- >Open yo' eyes n' look ta each one of em.
- "Girls... Therez suttin' I gotta tell yo thugged-out ass."
- >They all lean in, now a lil mo' interested.
- "I straight-up... I mean.. yo. How tha fuck do I say this?"
- >Yo ass look back up at em.
- "Yo ass betta all come closer?"
- >They do so n' form a mini circle round yo thugged-out ass.
- "I holla'd at a shitload of y'all all dis bullshit... That I don't wanna break any of yo' hearts."
- >A few nod.
- "And I was thankin bout it mo' last night. Each one of y'all is different up in yo' own way. Each one of y'all gotz a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different special talent or way ta make me feel good."
- >Yo ass look ta Pinkie.
- "Whether itz makin me laugh."
- >Next ta Fluttershy whoz ass blushes n' looks away.
- "Bein kind ta mah dirty ass."
- >Then ta Applejack whoz ass takes off her basebizzle cap n' holdz it ta her chest wit a warm smile.
- "Always bein truthful."
- >Yo ass look ta Rainbow whoz ass avoidz eye contact while actin almost as timid as Fluttershy fo' a second.
- "Bein forever loyal."
- >Now ta Raritizzle whoz ass is rubbin one of her forelegs wit a slight blush on her face.
- "Bein mad generous."
- >Lastly ta Twilight whoz ass don't give a fuck what tha fuck ta expect.
- "Or keepin me organized n' puttin extra thought tha fuck into thangs ta make dem special."
- >Yo crazy-ass arms reach up n' you pull dem up in fo' a crew hug.
- "All of yo thugged-out ass... Complete mah dirty ass."
- >They all look ta you half knowin what tha fuck yo ass be bout ta say next.
- "I gots a straight-up boner fo' y'all. I chizzle y'all."
- >Rainbow breaks away from tha gangbang n' flies up, defiantly starin back down at yo thugged-out ass.
- >"But how tha fuck is dat gonna work?! Aren't our laid-back asses just back up in tha same place we was before?! Tryin ta compete fo' yo' love?!"
- >Applejack standz n' looks eye ta eye up in yo' faaaaaace biaatch!
- >"Ah don't give a fuck bout ta say it yo, but dat soundz 'bout right. We right back where we started."
- >Before tha rest can rebel, you attempt ta explain.
- "Now hold on a minute. Before, I didn't want dat shit. Now dat I want it, I'ma be mo' easily swayed ta ludd all of yo thugged-out ass."
- >It takes all dem minutes fo' tha gears up in they mindz ta begin turning.
- >"So... What yer tellin' mah dirty ass... Is dat you gonna ludd all of our asses equally?"
- "Yes fo' realz. Although tha time ahead of our asses is ghon be filled wit a lil' bit of jealousy, just know dat I gots a straight-up boner fo' each n' every last muthafuckin one of y'all tha same."
- >Rainbow slowly descends, still lookin a lil' bit mad salty her dope ass aint gots you all ta her muthafuckin ass n' Applejack comes back over.
- "I gots a straight-up boner fo' all of you, mah lil ponies."
- >They all gather fo' a second crew hug.
- >No hearts broken.
- >This one is filled wit happiness.
- >This is truly a taste of niggers.
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