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- >You are Anonymous, and you've been stuck in pastel horsie world for a while now.
- >At first Twilight thought she had summoned Discord 2.0.
- >You had to stop her from blasting you with grape-flavored magic.
- >It actually tickled, apparently humans negate magic because they have no magic.
- >Or maybe Twilight is full of shit, who knows?
- >Anyway, she soon realized you needed a place to stay.
- >Pinkie Pie was nearby for reasons known only to her and nearly carried you to her home.
- >The thought of another Discord must've excited pink pone.
- >That's how you came to work at Sugar Cube Corner with Pinks.
- >It wasn't so bad, all things considered.
- >You got to help her throw huge parties, which was always fun.
- >Recently you'd noticed that she spent more time staring your way.
- >Wonder what that's all about, maybe she knows your birthday?
- >Weirder things have happened in this place, and Pinkie is almost psychic.
- >Right now you have bigger things to worry about, like what to eat for lunch.
- "Hmm, I could eat some veggie burgers, or I could try and convince Flutters to give me meat."
- >You didn't have the best sense of timing.
- >"What about me, Mr. Anonymous?"
- >Shit, come up with an excuse.
- "Oh nothing Flutters, just wondering what to eat for lunch is all."
- >She smiled, "If you need a fish or two, you can come see me."
- >Wait what.
- "It's that easy? No freaking out at me eating meat?"
- >She laughed, "Oh no, I can see how you might think that, but Harry eats plenty of fish!"
- >You raise an eyebrow.
- "Harry?"
- >"He's a big, cuddly bear. I'm sure you'd love to meet him!"
- >You let out a nervous chuckle.
- "Y-yeah, I'm sure he and I would get along just fine."
- >Thinking about it for a moment, you decide fish would be way better than more veggie burgs.
- "Yeah, okay. I'm down for fishy business."
- >Making your way to yellowquiet's humble hut, you take the time to admire nature.
- >Even that one creepy spider that insisted on following you around.
- >As you step inside Fluttershy's house you feel something hit your ankle.
- >You don't really need to look down to know who it is.
- "Relax Angel, you're not gonna have another Discord situation on your hands."
- >Apparently you weren't the only visitor the pegasus had today.
- >"Did somebody call for me? Oh! Anonymous! How have you been?"
- >He teleports over to you, "Have you come to sample her cooking? It's divine!"
- >"Oh stop it Discord, it's not that great."
- >"Oh but it is!... Say, Anon, have you seen Pinkie anywhere today?"
- >You shrug.
- "I got no clue, why? You guys going pranking?"
- >He grins, "I figured you of all ponies would know where she is."
- "I'm not her babysitter, and I'm not a pony."
- >He snaps his fingers and a medical chart appears.
- >"Maybe not in form, but certainly in heart."
- >You suppose your heart had grown three sizes since you showed up here.
- "Point taken, so why bring her up?"
- >He giggles, "Oh no reason, just wondering is all."
- >Weird, but he's the God of Chaos, he's like that.
- >Figuring you might as well try some of Fluttershy's cooking, you spend your lunch break at her house.
- >You sit down next to Discord, your chaotic partner in crime, and dig in.
- >"Well Anon, what did I tell you?"
- >You stare into the abyss.
- >This is some good motherfucking food.
- "Holy shit how do you even make food this good?"
- >Fluttershy blushes, "Aw come on guys, you're too good to me."
- "No but seriously, the only other pony I've known to cook this good is Pinkie."
- >Her face is now supernova, "Well she did teach me quite a bit."
- "I need to compliment her cooking more too."
- >You thank Fluttershy and set off back to work.
- >Sugar Cube Corner, here you come.
- >Whistling a jaunty tune as you walk down the streets of Ponyville, you see a blue blur.
- >Apparently somebody had to go fast.
- >Wait no, it's coming back for you.
- >"Watch out!"
- >No shit, you're too slow and get nailed by the speeding mass.
- "Goddamnit Dash, what'd I tell you about hurling yourself into me?"
- >She rubs her head, "Uh, that it really hurts and I should stop doing it?"
- >You pat her on the head.
- "Good, you did remember. That means you're just ignoring me."
- >Sitting up, you dust yourself off.
- "Which is fine, just don't complain when I say I told you so."
- >She punches you in the shoulder, "As if, Mr. Know-It-All."
- >You both sit there for a minute, and then the two of you bust out laughing.
- "Oh man, we're never gonna change, are we?"
- >"No, but it's funny to try it anyway."
- >Her eyes flash for a moment. Ponies are weird.
- >"Oh yeah! Pinkie said she wanted to see you."
- "Any reason why?"
- >"Dunno, said something about a party."
- "I gotta get back to work, but I'll be sure to-"
- >"And she got you the rest of the day off."
- >Sometimes you loved that girl.
- "Alright, where do I meet her?"
- >"Over by Sweet Apple Acres, AJ let her borrow the barn."
- "Thanks Dashie, I'll catch you around!"
- >As you run off you can hear her complaining about your nickname.
- >"I am NOT cute! I'm Rainbow Dash! Toughest pegasus around!"
- >If you had time to prove her wrong you'd go back and boop her.
- >No time to lose though, you had a party to throw!
- >Running up to the Acres, you spot the CMC getting ready for another adventure.
- >Stopping just long enough to give them a fist-hoof bump, you continue to the barn.
- >Throwing open the doors in a grand fashion, you bounce in with a spring in your step.
- "I am here to help pink party pony prepare a positively perfect party to partake in!"
- >You see Pinkie fixing a balloon animal, they're all blue.
- "Aw, how did you know my favorite color was blue?"
- >She lights up at that, "It is?"
- "Yep, just like the sky, the seas, and your eyes!"
- >You think for a moment.
- "Or mine I guess, though they're more of a grey."
- >Shrugging, you walk over to Ponka and give her a hug.
- "Why so glum chum? I can tell when something's got you down."
- >She looks at you for a moment, and sighs.
- >"I dunno Nonny, I've been feeling funny for a while now."
- >She pokes at the balloon kitten she made.
- >"And not the good kind of funny either."
- >You pat her on the head.
- "You work yourself too hard, maybe you should take a vacation?"
- >She shakes her head, "Nonono, like whenever you're not around I feel funny."
- >Maybe one of those spells Twilight hit you with is finally happening.
- >Er, starting to work.
- >Or maybe Pinkie is sick.
- "You sure you don't need to see a doctor?"
- >She shakes her head again, "Nope. No fever, no symptoms of illness. Just a warm, fuzzy feeling."
- >You scratch your head.
- "Fuzzy how?"
- >Rubbing her chin, muzzle? Let's go with muzzle, she looks at you.
- >"Like whenever I see you my chest feels like a swarm of little Gummies are swimming inside it."
- "That's not healthy."
- >"It's really not, it's keeping me up at night thinking about you."
- "So is that why you called me here?"
- >"Yeparooni! I thought maybe throwing a party with you would help cure me!"
- >You figure it makes as much sense as anything else Pinks does.
- "And how could I ever say no to my favorite cuddlebuddy?"
- >She gasps, "You have more than one?!"
- "Haha, no."
- >"You should try Fluttershy, she's a great cuddlebuddy!"
- "Thanks, but I'll pass. I only need the one."
- >You boop her on the nose.
- >"Aw, thanks Nonny! Come on, I need some help getting these banners up!"
- >It didn't take the two of you long to get everything set up.
- >Between her energy and your efficiency, the two of you were party-planning experts.
- >You'd never really been one for throwing parties, but her cheer was infectious.
- >Apparently all your dumb ideas were great for something that was meant to be fun.
- >Stepping back for a moment, you noticed something about the decorations.
- "Uh, Pinkie? This looks like a party for two."
- >Tapping her hooves together, she giggles.
- >"Y-yeah, I was kinda hoping you'd dance with me?"
- "Make a fool of myself with you? I'm down with that."
- >She kicks on the music. Some sort of pop song.
- >"Well then, let's party!"
- >You walk the dinosaur, do the hustle, and spin with the grace of a drunken elephant.
- >But you didn't care, it was fun to let loose once in a while.
- >Falling over on each other, you both have a giggle fit.
- >"Oh man Nonny! You're almost as dorky as Twilight!"
- >She wipes a tear from her eyes.
- "I try, so did that help any?"
- >She nods, "I'm feeling better now."
- >She wraps her hooves around your waist.
- >"But maybe you should stick around to make sure."
- >You stroke her mane.
- "I had nothing else to do anyway."
- >You hear the doors creak open.
- >"Well now you do! Anonymous, I'd like for you to climb up a mountain and find some jewels for me."
- >Welp, thanks Rarity. My half-day is now ruined.
- "Fine, I guess I do owe you for the clothes."
- >Pinkie shoots up, "Oooh! Can I go with him?!"
- >Rarity thinks for a moment, "Just don't break anything darling."
- >Standing up, you stretch your muscles.
- "Alright, where we headed?"
- >"It's that mountain over there."
- >She points to the biggest, tallest, nastiest looking mountain.
- "Of course it's that one. Come on Pinks, let's get going."
- >You look up at that big motherfucker.
- >You decided to call it Fuck Mountain.
- >Because that's what anybody would say if they tried to climb it.
- >Starting your way up the craggy path, you put Pinkie on your back.
- >"Is this a piggyback ride?"
- "Yes, because I have shoes and you don't."
- >"I grew up on a rock farm Nonny."
- "That's not the point. You're not wrecking your hooves for some stupid gems."
- >She squeezes you, "Well, thanks. I appreciate it."
- >She gasps, "I know! I can help you look for gems up here!"
- "Fine by me, just hold on tight."
- >You start climbing the mountain, making sure to keep your balance.
- >One fourth of the way up, no gemeralds in sight.
- >"You can take a break if you want Nonny."
- "I'll be fine, don't worry about me Pinkie."
- >"If you say so..."
- >One third of the way up, you had to stop.
- >"Told ya so!"
- >You sit there scratching her ears.
- "Yeah yeah, I could've totally made it further."
- >"Really?"
- "Yeah... another few feet."
- >Halfway there, not a goddamn jewel on this fucking mountain.
- >"Do you think Rarity set us up?"
- "What? No, she wouldn't do that. Would she?"
- >"Maybe she wanted to start pranking like Dashie and me!"
- "If this is a prank, I'm not laughing."
- >"Yeah, it's not very funny really."
- >Two thirds of the way up.
- "Pinkie, you're crushing me."
- >She loosens her grip slightly.
- >"Heh, sorry. I still can't get used to these heights."
- "Right, no wings or unicorn magic."
- >Three-fourths of the way there.
- "I will not be beaten by a mountain."
- >"Unless we fall."
- "Don't talk like that Pinks!"
- >"I'm just saying, one wrong move and we'll be getting cleaned up by our friends."
- "Not. Helping!"
- >Finally at the top, you sit Pinkie on the plateau.
- >You throw your hands up towards the sky.
- >And you let out a mighty shout.
- "I AM THE KING OF FUCK MOUNTAIN!"
- >You feel a rock hit you in the head.
- >You turn around to see which dead motherfucker did that.
- >It's Spike.
- "What the hell man?! Why would you do that?!"
- >"Because you're trying to win over Rarity, that's why! You know I like her!"
- "I am not trying to step on your turf bro! I don't like her like that!"
- >He thinks for a moment, "Yeah, I guess not. Otherwise you wouldn't have brought Pinkie along."
- >Pinkie boops your leg, then hugs it.
- >Scratching her chinmuzzle, you shrug.
- "She wanted to come along, I gotta admit she made this really fun."
- >Spike rolls his eyes, "You two are clueless."
- >You cock your head, come again mate?
- "Uhh... how so?"
- >"Cause you two are always hanging out, having fun together."
- >He gets up, dragging his bag of gems.
- >"You do the math, as Twilight would say."
- "Want me to help you with that?"
- >He smiles, "Uh, yeah. Thanks."
- >You all make your way back down the mountain.
- >"I didn't hit you too hard, did I?"
- "Nah, it's fine. Still a dick move."
- >"Sorry, I guess I was upset."
- "Don't mention it, it's over now."
- >"... Can you tell Rarity I found the gems?"
- "Well, I mean you did. So why not?"
- >"Thanks Anon, I owe you one."
- >"Do either of you want a milkshake?"
- "Where the hell did you get that Pinkie?"
- >"I had a freezer up here with a milkshake stored in it."
- >... She was the queen of Fuck Mountain.
- "Sure, I'll take it."
- >You start drinking it, this thing was really good.
- "What'd you put in this?"
- >"Oh, chocolate, various sweets, and a whole lotta love!"
- >You wouldn't mind having her love you like this milkshake.
- >Whoa, where'd that come from? You didn't like her like that, did you?
- >Back at Rarity's, you dropped off the bag of gems.
- "Spike was already there by the time we got up the fucking mountain."
- >"Oh he is such a dear! I need to go give my little Spikey-Wikey a kiss for being so helpful!"
- >You watch her trot off, yeah that... that happened.
- >You stare at Pinks.
- "So... what next?"
- >"Hmm, we could always go back to my room and snuggle!"
- >Her pearly whites flashed as she gave you a big grin.
- >After that adventure? Your legs could rest for a week as far as you were concerned.
- "Yeah, sure okay. Let's go home Pinkie."
- >"Yay! This is my favorite part of the day!"
- >She hopped into your arms and gave you a face that couldn't be refused.
- "Fine, I'll carry you."
- >"Thanks Nonny!"
- >Finally in her room, you sit her down on the bed and put your pajamas on.
- >Then you fall onto her bed like a rock.
- >You wrap your arms around her and pull her in close.
- "Good night Pinkie."
- >Closing your eyes, she wakes you up.
- >"Um, Nonny... we still have a little time left to party."
- "Pinks, I'm way too tired. We can snuggle until the Celestia puts the sun down."
- >"Oh, okay... Hey Anon?"
- >You opened your eyes, she barely ever said your real name.
- "What's wrong Pinkie?"
- >She shifts nervously for a minute, and then kisses you.
- >First of all, fuck yeah.
- >Second of all, holy shit wait what.
- >Breaking the kiss, she looks down at her hooves.
- >"Sorry, I just really got this tingly feeling and something told me to kiss you."
- >Your brain takes a moment to adjust battle plans.
- >You give her a hug.
- "I think I feel the same way Pinkie."
- >"You do? Ohmygosh, I'm so happy! Thank you Nonny!"
- >You nuzzle her cheek.
- "No Pinkie, thank you."
- >You give her a kiss on the muzzle.
- "For all your crazy antics, you have always been there for me."
- >You yawn, sleep starting to overtake you.
- "I guess I kinda... grew to... love you."
- >The last words you hear before falling to sleep are "I love you too."
- The End.
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