> I am undead Ronald Reagan. The year is 2020, I have handily defeated Trump running
 as an independent. The cold war has resumed where it left off.

Generating story...

The world is a dangerous place and the last thing we need now is another president
 who thinks he can just do whatever he wants.

So I am going to take this country back from you ********

> Destroy this pathetic interloper

You stand up and walk over to him. He looks at you with his dead eyes and then
 turns around and walks away. You turn back to your computer screen and type
 in "Nuclear" into the search bar.

You click on the first link that comes up
> Distract the interloper while browsing the first link

You click on the second link
> Close all tabs. This isn't working.

You close all of your open tabs, including the one you were browsing when you
 got here. You try to concentrate on the game but it's not going well. You can
 see the interloper now, he's walking towards you. You quickly get up and run
 out of the room
> WHERE IS THE SECRET SERVICE? KILL THE INTERLOPER

You look around for the secret service men who are supposed to be watching you
 right now, but they're nowhere to be seen. The interloper is now just a few
 feet from you. You have no idea where they could've gone
> Guess I'll have to do this the old fashioned way. Pick up a tire iron.

You grab a tire iron off the wall and hold it to your side. You start running
 as fast as you can towards the exit. You don't know if you'll make it or not,
 but you need to get out of here before you find yourself in even more trouble
> Take off the interloper's mask

You put your hand on the face of the interloper and lift the mask off of his
 face. You look at him and say "I'm sorry I scared you". He doesn't respond,
 he just continues to walk away. You follow after him
> YOU'RE JIMMY CARTER AREN'T YOU? I ALREADY BEAT YOU ONCE, I CAN DO IT AGAIN

You keep following the interloper until you reach the elevator doors. You enter
 them and press the button down. You hear the door open and you feel the elevator
 slowly descend. As soon as it reaches ground level, you turn around and throw
 the tire iron at the interloper
> TELL ME ABOUT CARTER. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

You hear the sound of tires hitting pavement and the interloper stops and turns
 around. He looks at you and says "What the **** are you doing?" You answer "I'm
 telling you about Carter". He replies "Oh yeah? Well what about him?"
> Beat the interloper to death with the tire iron

You swing the tire iron and hit the interloper so hard that his body flies backwards
 and smacks against the wall. His head hits the floor and blood starts gushing
 out of his mouth. You turn around and leave the room
> That'll teach him to mess with Reagan. Third term. Contact my security.

You go back to your room and lock the door. You wait patiently for a couple minutes
 and then you hear a knock on the door. You open it and there stands Jimmy Carter.
 He has a gun pointed directly at you. "Who the **** are you?" he asks
> I'm about to stuff your ballot box, kiddo

You stop Carter and ask "Who are you?" Carter points the gun at you and says
 "If you don't tell me who you are, I'm going to shoot you". You explain that
 you're Jimmy Carter and that you're about to shove the ballot box into his chest
 cavity
> SURPRISE, I'M ACTUALLY REAGAN. Beat him with the tire iron

Carter grabs the tire iron and beats you with it repeatedly. After beating you
 several times, he finally lets you go. You fall to the floor and cry
> Thank god I'm already dead. Pull out my phone and radio the Secret Service

You pull out your cell phone and dial 911. You hear a woman's voice saying "911,
 what is your emergency?". You hang up and continue to cry. Finally you pick
 yourself up and call the Secret Service again. They come on the line and confirm
 that you're dead
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

Options:
0) Start a new game
1) "I'm not dead yet!" (If you didn't actually die)
Which do you choose?
Enter the number of your choice: 1
Sorry about that...where were we?

You pull out your cell phone and dial 911. You hear a woman's voice saying "911,
 what is your emergency?". You hang up and continue to cry. Finally you pick
 yourself up and call the Secret Service again. They come on the line and confirm
 that you're dead
> Trip Jimmy Carter

You think about how you should best kill Jimmy Carter. You decide to trip him
 up. You jump up and down and yell "Jimmy Carter is tripping himself!" Carter
 falls to the floor and passes out. When he wakes up, he sees you standing over
 him
> Good night, candidate. BEAT HIM WITH THE TIRE IRON

You continue to beat Carter with the tire iron. Eventually he loses consciousness
 and dies. You're glad you killed him. You call the police and report the incident.
 They arrest you and bring you to jail. You plead guilty and are sentenced to
 life in prison
> I get out of prison - a sitting president cannot be charged with a crime.

You get out of prison and immediately begin planning your escape. You plan involves
 stealing a military truck and driving it to Washington DC. Once there, you will
 drive the truck through the front gate and climb out the window
> Drive my military truck to the White House, and walk into my office

You grab the keys to the military truck and drive it to the front gate of the
 White House. You park the truck behind the White House and walk inside. You
 climb out the window and walk outside. You climb down the driver's side door
 and walk along the front steps and into..
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