azure/sam megafat!john/dave+meenah stuffing xwg

azureangelic: help i cant stop thinking about creepy john-obsessed feeder meenah
prince of pastries: oh my god
prince of pastries: yes
azureangelic: i mean shes the babby version of evil betty crocker
azureangelic: it makes sense that shed go around following john trying to get him to eat cakes and pastries and being all obsessed with him and aranea having to continually intervene before meenah goes and stuffs john until hes a blob
prince of pastries: YES
azureangelic: shes just always in the background scheming and plotting and grinning like a maniac with both hands full of fattening food and her eyes set on john's wobbling tummy and bulging thighs
prince of pastries: scheming lil batter witch yes perfect

azureangelic: and then dave and meenah fighting over john or somehting idk
prince of pastries: omg yes, sorry i keep meaning to reply but i just kinda sit on my hands because its so fucking cold in here, im in like a burrito blanket
prince of pastries: maybe i'll go get gloves omfg
azureangelic: pfft its fine
azureangelic: cold ftl

prince of pastries: but man yeah, meenah trying to stuff johns face (which only works a couple of times before john fights back, he'd be gaining a lot of weight and hey get off, fish girl!) but he'd meet up with dave and dave would be like oh no boner

azureangelic: dave walks in one day and finds john pinned against the wall with meenah pretty much crawling on top of him mashing cupcakes into his face with both hands and cackling like a maniac and john is just jiggling and flailing and trying to bat her off and hes covered in cumbs and icing and his tummy is sloshing and groaning and daves just like welp

prince of pastries: pulls meenah off of john and john thanks him, outo f breath, and trying to regain his composure and straighten up but dave just grabs the cupcakes meenah had and starts stuffing john inSTEAD

azureangelic: and johns just like WHYYYYY and dave just sort of smirks a bit and tells him its rude to waste food and sort of stuffs cupcakes into johns mouth with one hand with the other on his chin to hold his plump face open and john is so full he cant even try to shake dave off without his tummy giving deep painful glunk and bwlorp noises from how full of sugary confections it is and the button on his pants is straining and only making the dull ache that much worse

prince of pastries: dave would kind of feel bad, he just cant help it if john looks so GOOD big and stuffed, he's just trying to help him along with getting a little bigger and with one more cupcake swallowed johns tubby, strained belly would finally push against his button hard enough to pop it clear off and his stomach would roll out, pushing against dave's crotch and welp dave just groans and stuffs another cupcake into john's mouth despite his complaints

azureangelic: by the time the cupcakes are gone john is just so full that he slowly slumps down against the wall and falls on his big plush butt with an audible muffled thump and his entire body jiggles except for his swollen rock-hard gurgling taut belly and hes fighting down tears from how agonizingly full he is and dave just shooshes him and runs one hand through his hair and uses the other to knead big deep circles in the surface of john's titanic upper belly with enough force to cause john to release a deep sickly belch that tastes of icing in-between hiccups and whines and dave just stays there for a while kneeling enxt to his tubby friend and working on lavishing that enormous abused meaty heavy stomach with kisses and rubs (and ignoring the fact that meenah is hiding behind a rock or something a few feet away tittering to herself and grinning maniacally at johns suffering)

prince of pastries: poor john, hehe he'd have two people scheeming after to make him bigger now, meenah would be malicious while dave just gets a boner and hey he cant help it if john looks so delicious in his tight godtier clothes, failing to cover him completely or grow with his sudden influx of weight change

azureangelic: at least dave is sort of nice about it whereas meenah just comes up behind him and shoves both hands up his shirt and starts grabbing and playing with his moobs and teasing him about being such a whale and silencing his indignant cries with a messy mouthful of cake until john's left dazed and sleepy with meenah having run off with his shirt and her nosy hands having left smears and fingerprints of icing all over his heaving gut and tits

prince of pastries: most of the time when dave finds him like this he;ll help john get up and cleaned up but then plop him down for dinner or lunch and even if john would complain he's full, no dave cmon, dave would straddle his bed like belly and feed him forkfuls of mashed potatoes and mac n cheese and anything deliciously fattening and good

azureangelic: hes also more subtle and wily about getting john out of those tight straining clothes until the poor little piggy of a teen is left nude with his huge hanging belly covering up his groin and each and every roll and lovehandle and bulge and curve open for dave to rub and pinch and kiss as he dutifully blimps up the titanic heir further and further admist a chorus of whining and complaining and arguing and belching and occasionally muffled sobbing when dave underestimate johns stomach capacity and gives the poor boy a tummyache that he has to fix with his inquisitive hands

prince of pastries: its only a matter of time before john gets to big to walk by himself and dave would be at his side, an arm slung around his fat, rolled back to keep him steady and john would complain but hey at least dave is helping, man all i want if john to fight back one day, pushing dave down and pinning him down under his fat body that dave helped to make, thinking yeah this will teach him except all dave does is woosh out a breathy groan

azureangelic: and john jsut groans and realizes that oh of course dave actually enjoys this and it occurs to him that hes so fat he can barely get up without daves help and considering dave is under him theres going to be a lot of squirming and crawling involved if either of them wants to move

azureangelic: why is super ultra fat john such a good thing
azureangelic: and why is there not more of it
prince of pastries: I KNOW i need like 400 lb+ john ;o;
prince of pastries: i really dont see that a lot for dudes in homestuck
prince of pastries: mostly just girls
azureangelic: 400 500 600 its all good
azureangelic: just make him so big and fat he can just sort of take up the couch and dave can straddle his bulk and sensually feed him a dozen or two boxes of chocolates or something :V
prince of pastries: yesss!! *v* he takes up pretty the entire couch and its groaning with every little movement he makes like its threatening to break

azureangelic: and hes so big and heavy dave has to wrap both arms around as much of him as he can just to help him up and when he waddles around the neighbors complain about the constantly thumping of his footsteps and he has to shift side to side because of how massive his thighs are and his belly covers him up so he never has to wear clothes and his face is just a round doughly blubbery butterball on top of his enormous round jiggly soft body

prince of pastries: he'd be adorable with his big blue round eyes and thick framed glasses and little bit of an overbite, and all the while dave cant keep his hands off his thick, doughy rolled side or his behemouth of a belly or his huge jiggly ass, with every step he makes it sends a wave up his tubby body so he tends to sit a lot, he gets out of breath really easy and dave is more than happy to bring over a couple of cakes to rest on his belly like a table for him to snack on

azureangelic: also im just picturing dave abusing time shit and having john have an army of daves who can instantly cook anything and it just accelerates his weight gain

prince of pastries: YES oh man yes, daves rubbing his stomach and grabbing him and kissing him and daves feeding him and daves cleaning him up and daves in the other room cooking more and more, multiple daves having to help up a bloated and stuffed john to his feet and wow

azureangelic: he always has at least two arms near his face providing food and four more on his belly and daves hands are on his moobs and rolls and ass and hes being pulled up and hugged and squeezed from every angle and he just sort of moans and lets his mouth loll open so dave and stuff more food into him and basks in the feeling of having so many daves lovingly lavishing him in every way like a tidal wave of redshirter euphoria gently pulling him to the bed and lying him downand coaxing more and more food past his stained lips and into his straining shaking rumbling gut

prince of pastries: and when john's had his fill, and even past, they're more than happy to descend upon his gurgling gut with nimble fingers to rub out any pains and burps and hiccups while alpha dave nuzzles john's fat, thick neck, chin at crumb lidden lips and teasing john's second and third chins with his index finger

azureangelic: nibbling at his chins and ears and cheeks and telling him just how many calories were in that feast and just how much fatter hes going to get and john cant do anything but groan and close his eyes and fail to keep himself from getting worked up while two or three daves begin sliding their hands between his massive thunder thighs and beneath his gigantic overhanging doughy mass of tummy to tease at the bedridden whale of a boy and keep him flustered enough that he never quite dozes off and never stops accepting little mouthfuls of dessert that make his bedlike gut cry out in fullness with glorps and blorbles and deep churns until john is so full the slightest touch feels like it would make him pop and even then dave can't and won't keep his hands off that massive reddened swollen aching painfully taut monster of a belly

prince of pastries: i'm surprised they have a bed that can support john's weight on top of multiple daves, but they probably thought ahead and got a metal framed king sized bed justttt in case uvu
azureangelic: dave just goes back in time and reinforces it whenever john starts getting too big

prince of pastries: i dont think we've ever talked about bedridden boys oh man
azureangelic: its a shame because we have a boy whos clearly more than willing to sit on the bed and be fed all day and a boy who can time travel and essentially duplicate himself at will
azureangelic: the fact that john did not just spontaniously go up 500lbs over the course of a week or two until now is baffling
prince of pastries: OH MAN YEAH ghhhh lays down i need to go shower and do stuff but all i want to do is talk about super wide fat boys eating enough food for 20 people
prince of pastries: cries

azureangelic: life is terrible when it is not discussing the unbelieveable circumference of john's round wide midriff after dave forces a full chinese party platter down his gullet and tops it off with a few liters of orange soda to make john extra bubbly and hiccupy and burpy for the ensuing massage that takes a good 6 or 7 daves just to actually cover every part of john's megalithic body

prince of pastries: DIES
azureangelic: on the bright side john cannot and will not go anywhere so i dont mind continuing this later if life is being uncooperative
prince of pastries: heheh sounds good to me uvu ttyl!