ENF: Batgirl's Defusing Dillema (Batman)

The Joker is it again! This time he has one of his most evil and destructive schemes thus far. He has placed giant clown heads all over Gotham, too heavy to lift and too colorful to be ignored. And these heads are actually bombs that will blow up after their timers go off! And speaking of timing, Batman and Robin were too busy fighting crime somewhere else to take care of the Joker, meaning that he chose the best timing as there was nobody to stop him!

…or rather, that is what he thought, because the Crime Fighting scene had a wonderful trick on its sleeve, it was Batgirl! Barbara Gordon, the daughter of Commissioner Gordon, taking on a superheroine alter ego. Despite not being as experienced as Batman, she was still agile and competent in hand-to-hand combat and the use of gadgets!

Despite being separate bombs placed all over the city, Batgirl investigated them and discovered that they all shared the same desame detonator, and it was clear that it was absolutely going to be in The Joker’s place! Luckily, the Joker was never someone known for being sneaky and who tended to hide a lot, and was rather the exact opposite, someone who loved to make his scene as over-the-top and noticeable as possible. This time around, his headquarters were in an abandoned circus in Gotham. Batgirl picked up her Motorbike to get there.

“A clown hiding at the circus? Couldn’t have made it easier for me to find you!” Batgirl confidently said to herself as she entered the circus.

And right in the center of it, she spotted the man himself: The Joker, alongside some of his henchmen.

“Joker, it’s time to stop the show!” Batgirl exclaimed. “Stop those bombs or else I will make you!”

“Oh, come on young lass, time to stop the show? But the show has just started!” The Joker laughed as he said this. “Henchmen, take her down!”

The Joker’s goons all went to fight Batgirl all at once, and they all outnumbered her big time. However, what Batgirl had that they didn’t was wit and strategy, as she was able to take them down quite easily. She first started simply fighting them hand-to-hand, and while she was doing quite well, she was being overwhelmed by the amount of them trying to attack her all at the same time. Luckily she had a great idea, as she noticed a trapeze hanging from the ceiling. She pulled out a rope tied up to a Batarang out of her utility belt and tossed it upwards, allowing her to climb into the trapeze. Once she landed on it, with Joker’s minions trying to catch her (but couldn’t because she was too far away), she lowered the rope and started swinging from the trapeze to attack them!

Biff! Pow! Crash! With the trapeze swings, Batgirl was able to knock out Joker’s henchmen without them being able to do anything to her. Now it was time for the Joker to fight her, and Batgirl was confident she was going to be able to defeat him. While he always had some strange weapons to surprise Batman, Robin and her before, she knew that hand-to-hand combat was his weakest point.

"It's over Joker! Your next jokes will have to be told in jail!" Batgirl heroically threatened him, as she put her hands on her hips.

"Well, before I have to be arrested and put in prison, I just want to say…" The Joker pulled out a photo camera out of his pants and got ready to "take a picture" with it. "CHEESE!"

Batgirl knew that The Joker was not going to pull out just a camera, and that it was going to be one of his cleverly disguised gadgets. But before she could run away from it, Joker pressed the button, and started to shoot little Joker faces to Batgirl. Despite her speed she was completely unable to dodge them all. Batgirl was ready to face the unfortunate circumstance of being shot but… she felt nothing. Instead, the copies of Joker's mug got stuck into her costume like if they were pins, and started glowing red as they beeped.

"W-What did you cover me with, you criminal clown!?" Batgirl tried to take them off, but it was impossible. They just wouldn't come off without her having to rip off her costume!

"Oh, they are patented Joker Mini Bombs!" The Joker explained, imitating the voice of an infomercial man. "They are like the ones you are trying to deactivate, but in a smaller size for all the family!"

"No way! Get them off me you psycho!" Batgirl kept desperately trying to remove them still.

"Well, in that case you have two options missy…" The Joker teased her. "You can either become the final act in my fireworks show… Or I can deactivate the bombs if you take off your mask!" The Joker smiled devilishly as he said that final part.

"No way! I would rather be dead than revealing my secret identity!" Batgirl denied.

"You said it, not me!"

Batgirl did realize she was in a pickle! The bombs kept ticking as she had to think about an alternative for a way to get rid of them without giving up her secret identity… Or to blow up. As she kept thinking about possibilities, she noticed something interesting about the bombs: They were placed all over her suit, but that was the only place they were in. This meant…

"Are you crazy, Barbara?" She asked herself. "You can't strip off your suit in front of The Joker just like that! Although, since I don't have to take off my mask, that would mean he would only get to see Batgirl naked, and not me naked… Hm…"

Batgirl blushed and sighed out of embarrassment, but there was no other choice. If she had to give up her modesty to defend her secret and to save the city in time, then it was time for her to give off her suit to change into her birthday suit. Batgirl took off her boots, and proceeded to unzip her suit from the back and letting it fall into the floor, completely shocking The Joker.

"Why did I have to go commando today…" Batgirl thought to herself, totally annoyed.

Once the suit fell into the floor, Batgirl kicked it towards the Joker. Aside from her cape, gloves, belt and mask, Batgirl was completely naked. Her moderate-sized breasts were in display, bouncing a little bit when they were freed as they were very pressed by her tight suit. And her honeypot, totally shaved to make her suit less uncomfortable, was now shown to the world as well! Not for long though, as her not-so-bare hands were now hiding her nudity from the evil clown, posing like the famous Birth of Venus statue. Her state of undress caused The Joker to start laughing.

"Ha, ha, ha! Good one, Batgirl!" He chuckled. "If I had thought of making you strip in exchange of deactivating the bombs, I would have made you! This is so funny!"

"I-I bet you wish that camera of yours was an actual camera now!" Batgirl teased The Joker as best as she could, as her naked body didn't make her too threatening.

"WRONG!" The Joker started using the camera as an actual camera, taking pictures of the embarrassed lass. Looks like it was a multi-use gadget.

He kept taking more and more pictures, with the sound of the clicking and the flash making Batgirl quite nervous. She really hoped Joker wouldn't show those pictures to anyone, as even if she wasn't showing her face, she was still showing way too much than what she is used to. As she was getting the pictures taken against her will, she started to hear the ticking of the small bombs getting faster and faster. They were about to explode, and The Joker didn't seem to realize it. She knew what to do now, run! As she ran away, her cape was lifted by her running, exposing her butt which bounced up and down as she fled from the exploding clothes.

"Aw… Come on little rodent, are you running because you are shy?" The Joker teased her.

"It's not that I am naked, it's that the bombs are about to explode!" Batgirl yelled at him.

"WHAT!?"

The Joker was ready to run away in the direction Batgirl was going, but it was too late as the explosion went off and launched The Joker forwards! He fell into the ground as Batgirl approached him again, slowly, as she uncovered herself and grabbed The Joker by his shirt. She also picked up the camera in her way and tossed it into the ground, breaking it right in front of The Joker, right before grabbing him.

"Now tell me where the Universal Defusing Device is, or else I will show you that my lack of clothes doesn't mean I am not good at fighting still!" Batgirl told the Joker, in a mixture of anger and embarrassment.

"Okay! Okay! It's in the police headquarters, in the small square right in front of it! There is a bomb there, if you press its nose you will be able to open the defusing device!" The Joker spilled the beans as he explained how to bust his own plan.

"How can I trust you, Joker?" Batgirl asked.

"Well, think about it, where do you think I would put something like this? In the most visible part of the whole city~" He smiled, knowing that not only he was saying the truth, but also that Batgirl will have to expose herself to everyone.

"Y-You are right Joker, and you won't stop me from stopping your plan!" Batgirl left running, not realizing that The Joker had grabbed her cape, ripping it off and exposing her back. "Ah!"

"Just because I am pretty much unable to move doesn't mean I don't have any more tricks!"

Batgirl ran off leaving the severely injured Joker in his base, luckily the police will come in to arrest him while she was busy stopping the bomb. Batgirl got on her bike as naked as she was before (except for her boots which she managed to get them back), and drove in the direction of the police headquarters. Since both of her hands were in the handling of the bike, she couldn't cover any of her naughty bits, which gave the Gothamites walking around the city something pretty to look at. She kept getting redder and redder, as red as her flowing red hair, and this was not going to get better the moment she arrived at the square with the big Joker head bomb.

She pressed the nose and it opened to reveal a computer with a keyboard. Luckily she didn't have to put any sort of password she didn't know, she just had to enter the command of defusing the bomb. But as doing so, she bent down to get a better look of the screen. And with bending down, comes essentially mooning the audience who came to the square just expecting to see the strange Joker head. Batgirl had a hard time concentrating, with the people reacting to her exposed butt in less than mature ways. Nobody got close enough to her and much less they had the balls to come in to do something worse, but all of those eyes laying on her made her feel nervous, and started to get the idea that someone may recognize her just judging by her bare ass.

She defused the bomb, as a message in the screen popped up saying that they were all defused.

"Citizens of Gotham, the Joker Bombs have been defused!" Batgirl turned around as she posed in a victorious manner by raising her arms and spreading her legs… She then noticed she was flashing all the viewers and was quick to cover up again. "Eep!" She squealed in embarrassment as everyone applauded.

From the crowd came a very familiar face, Commissioner Gordon. Batgirl was dreading this moment, as she was right in front of her dad in the nude! This was way more embarrassing than if it was anybody else, and really hoped he wouldn't be there… but of course he was.

"Thanks for the help, Batgirl" Gordon congratulated her and was about to offer her a hand shake, but then retired his hand realizing she wouldn't want to do it. "So, what was your idea behind solving this problem… naked?"

"It wasn't my fault, The Joker trapped me and giving up my suit was the only way out!" Batgirl explained nervously, realizing how ridiculous that was.

"Sounds feasible, given that maniac" Gordon thought out loud. "Thought my first thought was that you did this willingly, given you managed to keep your mask"

"And I am glad it was kept on…"