Hypermarket Yuuri

Upon seeing the red light spark over the cashier, Yuuri skated with grace and agility towards the attendant. A child ran through his way, he jumped and did a little gracious flip to dodge the little one.
-Can ya give me some change for this 50 bill - asked Jurema, the cashier lady.
-Sure. - Yuri opened his dignified belt pack and took out of it a little roll of small bills. He took five $10 bills and gave them to Jurema.
-Thank you honey.
-*speaking in Russian* - said the shoper that Jurema was attending to.
"Oh my gosh, a gringo" thought Yuuri Katsuki, a Japanese man born and raised in Japan. Then he realized he was a gringo too.
And then, after looking at the gringo shopper's gentian violet silver hair, Yuuri realized he was no one other than Victor NIkiforov, the infamous Russian Carrefour skater.
"HOLLY MOLLY RAVIOLI, I'M SO TWEETING THIS SHIT!" thought Yuuri, but before he could take his cellphone from his pocket, Victor pulled him into the closest wall and gave him a kabedon so spontaneous and natural that no one there even noticed a thing.
-You skate very well. - muttered Victor in a very sexy and russian way.
-T-th-thanks.- stuttered Yuuri
Then Victor pulled him inside the men's restroom.
During all this fagotry, Jurema got super confused end ended up just trowing Victor's shopping bags at a whatever place.
-Next - said Jurema.
Inside the restroom, Victor took out all of his clothes and looked at Yuuri in a very sensual way while a cockroach that was flying around that hid his whole crotch smoothly.
-As of now, I'm your coach.
Yuuri came in his pants then, but that was a secrete.
After that Victor dressed up himself and in a very natural manner got out the bathroom with Yuuri.
-Quick guys, the super moon is about to show up - said a secondary character that showed up during only half and episode and didn't have any more relevancy for the plot, and yet, somehow, he got glorified by the fandom.
-Yuuri, let's go watch the super moon!-Victor pulled Yuuri's arm and ran to the parking lot, the best place from New Mexico to watch the super moon.
The parking lot was full of people waiting with expectancy for the super moon, emo teenagers, and stray cats. In the middle of the crowd, stood Victor and Yuuri hugging and cuddling.
-It's coming!-sad Pichit, the Thailand Carrefour skater, friends with Yuuri.
In that moment everyone looked at the dark sky, waiting for the super moon. Yet what showed up was no moon, but the to be Mr. President of the United States Donald Trump.
-FUCKING COMMIE!-screamed some pissed of guy.
-Oh wait, it's not a super moon, it's a super buffoon- observed Victor.
A lot of people got pissed and went home, while a lot of people took took pics to make dunk memes. Victor and Yuuri stayed, only contemplating each other's beauty being illuminated by the shining Trump.
-Victor- said Yuuri in a small voice as he got on one knee before him, he took something from his pocket and he took Victors hand.
What he had in hands as a plastic cereal ring he took from a box that same morning. -Would you marry me?
-*speaking Russian*-said Victor with tears in his eyes. Yuuri understood shit, but he figured he meant "yes".
Yuuri put the plastic ring that was like fifth cents on Victor's finger as a bunch of emo teenagers and folk around them cheered.
Then they both made out with a lot of tongue action that got censored by Victor's arm.
The next day Yuuri and Victor got married, the newly president of the United States Donald Trump got arrested, and Vladmir Putin cried as he rided a bear because he found out the greatest Russian Carrefour skator got married to a man.

THE END.