Ad Lib #4

Let me tell you about my favorite place. It is called Jacobville. Everyone there always dresses in brownish-greenish, and all the cars and the Jacobs are brownish-greenish, too.

Nickelback came to do a concert in Jacobville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every Friday night, all the people who live in Jacobville put on their sexy, brownish-greenish socks and walk their Jacobs to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to Nickelback play Dubstep music, and eat semen.

No one has to go to school in Jacobville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Nicolas Cage and Miley Cyrus are two of the teachers. Nicolas Cage teaches Sex ed and Miley Cyrus teaches fucking.
One day Nicolas Cage said to Miley Cyrus, "Maybe we should take the students on a field trip." "That's a homeless idea, Nicolas Cage," said Miley Cyrus. "Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of." "But that would be Jacobville," said Nicolas Cage. "You're right!" Miley Cyrus exclaimed. "Call off the field trip! We're already here!"