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Stubborn Fluffy Foal

Jul 6th, 2012
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  1. 1/6
  2. >Friday afternoon.
  3. >Get home from work.
  4. >There's a small herd of feral fluffy ponies in your back yard.
  5. >Fuck.exe
  6. >Not the first time this has happened.
  7. >Get 2 pot lids.
  8. >Stand of the back porch, banging them loudly.
  9. "Get the hell out of here! This is not your grass!"
  10. >Most of the fluffies scream & flee in terror.
  11. >Not all of them though.
  12. >One exceptionally brave foal stands its ground.
  13. >It stomps its tiny hooves and snorts.
  14. >He even blows you a raspberry.
  15. >"Meanie hooman! Stawp scawe fluffies!"
  16. >Give him a little boot.
  17. >His terrified mother is by the fence, calling to him.
  18. >"Babee come! Dun make hooman angwy!"
  19. >The obstinate foal will not leave.
  20. >A plump purple pegasus.
  21. >"Dis pwace fow fwuffies! Meanie hooman weave!"
  22. >You'd expect this shit from a herd alpha.
  23. >What do they call themselves?
  24. >"Smarty fwiends"; you've run into a few of those.
  25. >They all died, screaming in unbelievable agony.
  26. >They broke your fluffy pony rule.
  27. >You don't like fluffies, but you normally don't kill them.
  28. >Chasing them away is enough.
  29. >UNLESS; a fluffy pony disobeys a human, or tries to give an order.
  30. >For that the mandatory sentence is horrible, agonizing death.
  31.  
  32. 2/6
  33. >Give this little shit one chance because he's little.
  34. "Fluffy, get out of here or I'm gonna hurt you & kill you."
  35. >Stupid foal puffs up his cheeks and growls.
  36. >"Dummy hooman weave ow fwuffy gif owwies!"
  37. >A threat too? Okay...you had your chance.
  38. >Cross lawn in three strides.
  39. >Foal changes his attitude fast.
  40. >You look a lot bigger up close!
  41. >Foal turns and tries to run but his fate is sealed.
  42. >Grab him by the tail.
  43. >Fluffy squeals in terror...already crying.
  44. >"Whhhaaahhh! Mummy! Mummy! Save fwuffy!"
  45. >Mother rushes to his aid, begging for her baby's life.
  46. >Another terrified foal clings to her fluff.
  47. >"Pwease nice hooman gif babee? Babee nu bad...pwease nu huwt!"
  48. >Kill the mummy too?
  49. >No...she's begging, saying please, being courteous.
  50. >She hasn't broken your fluffy pony rules.
  51. "Go away. Take your good baby and leave."
  52. >"Fwuffy weave! Fwuffy take babees...weave. Nebew come back! Pwomise!"
  53. "Not this baby. This baby stays with me."
  54. >Fluffy momma throws herself at your feet and cries.
  55. >"Pwease gif babee! Fwuffy wuv babee!"
  56. "No...this bad baby will be punished. Go away now."
  57. >"What do wif babee?"
  58. "I'm going to give him horrible owwies until he dies."
  59. >Jeeze...you're talking like them now.
  60. >Foal in your hand freaks out, thrashing & crying.
  61. >"Nu wan' owwies! Whhaaa! Nu wan' die!"
  62. >Mother supplicates herself before you.
  63. >"Pwease nice hooman...dun huwt babee! Pwease!"
  64. >Give her a gentle kick. Fluffy rolls head over heels.
  65. >You have work to do.
  66.  
  67. 3/6
  68. >The herd had abandoned this fluffy family.
  69. >You've scared the mother into staying out of the yard.
  70. >She still watches from the fence line.
  71. >It's not a fluffy-proof fence.
  72. >She can still get in if she wants.
  73. >Carry the bawling foal inside.
  74. >He's not so tough anymore.
  75. >First thing's first...quick squeeze over the shitter.
  76. >A small squirt of runny liquid poop.
  77. >This fluffy foal is still mostly on his mother's milk.
  78. >Well...he's had his last meal.
  79. >Next, a quick trim of the butt fluff.
  80. >No nice gentle scissors or shears.
  81. >You yank tufts of his fluff and rip it out by the roots.
  82. >Fluffy screams and twists in your hand.
  83. >"Owwwiiiee! Owwiiieee! Fwuffy sowwee! Pwease nu huwt!"
  84. >His useless wings flutter frantically.
  85. >A little sandpaper to rough up his delicate butthole.
  86. >More screaming & tears from the foal.
  87. >Give it a good douse with rubbing alcohol.
  88. >Fluffy shrieks in agony.
  89. >Enough work in the bathroom.
  90. >Leave him in the bath tub...he can't escape.
  91. >Go to the garage.
  92. >Find your hammer and two carpet nails.
  93. >This will work nicely.
  94. >Gather up the prisoner.
  95. >He's trying to scramble up the walls of the tub.
  96. >It's comical.
  97. >His tears are actually making it more slippery.
  98.  
  99. 4/6
  100. >Carrying the condemned by his tail, you go back outside.
  101. >Fluffy momma is still hanging around the fence.
  102. >"Pwease gif fwuffy babee back?" she begs, hopefully.
  103. "You stay out of the yard...this baby is mine."
  104. >She whines and cries loudly, hoping for sympathy.
  105. >Letting her and her other foal live is enough sympathy.
  106. >Pin the crying purple foal down by his neck.
  107. >Line up the first nail.
  108. >Hammer thru his left ear, into the wood of your deck.
  109. >Fluffy foal shrieks in agony, fights to escape.
  110. >Keep him pinned.
  111. >Pull his other ear tight.
  112. >Hammer the second nail thru the right ear.
  113. >Fluffy foal is now pinned down to your deck.
  114. >Can't even pick his head up.
  115. >Little back legs thrash helplessly.
  116. >Wings flutter.
  117. >"WHHHAAAAAHH! Huwt! Owwwiee! Whaaahhh!"
  118. >Take a step back.
  119. >Looks good. Death will take a while like this.
  120. >You already cleaned him out, so no poop worries.
  121. >Good work. Go inside...crack a beer.
  122.  
  123. >Saturday morning.
  124. >Look out the curtain at your fluffy prisoner.
  125. >His mother hasn't deserted him.
  126. >She's been with him all night.
  127. >Licking his wounded ears, keeping him warm.
  128. >Her face fluff is soaked with tears.
  129. >She's been crying all night...unable to help her baby.
  130. >He's moaning in agony.
  131. >"Mummmyyy! Pwease hewp fwuffy! Big awfuwl owwiees! Pwease hewp!"
  132. >Of course, she can't help him.
  133. >His pink sister is trying to hug the owwies away.
  134. >That only makes it worse.
  135. >Momma is trying desperately to feed him from her teat.
  136. >He can't lift his chin up high enough to reach it.
  137. >She can't get her teat low enough to reach him.
  138. >After an exhausting hour she walks a few paces away and flops over.
  139. >Her other hungry foal suckles.
  140. >The starving purple foal cries and moans as he watches his sister feed.
  141.  
  142. 5/6
  143. >Saturday afternoon.
  144. >Well...can't keep this up forever.
  145. >You need a big finish.
  146. >Mix up a corn syrup & water solution.
  147. >Like you'd feed a starving kitten in an emergency.
  148. >Oh...did you think this was for the fluffy foal?
  149. >Silly reader.
  150. >No; this is for far superior animals.
  151. >Take your sugar-water solution out to the back porch.
  152. >Momma fluffy & pink sister flee when they see you.
  153. >Sobbing, they watch from a safe distance.
  154. >Give the suffering foal a little kick.
  155. >His poor ears are ripped just a little more.
  156. >He barely has the strength to scream anymore...but he does.
  157. >Using a basting brush, paint a line of sugar water.
  158. >Beginning at the foal's bloody butthole.
  159. >Across the porch.
  160. >Into the yard.
  161. >Across the driveway.
  162. >Directly to the red fire ant nest.
  163. >Carefully spill a little sugar water on top.
  164. >Get away quick.
  165. >Don't want to mess with these little bastards.
  166. >Go back to the house.
  167. >Give fluffy another little kick...listen to him cry.
  168. >Spray a line of red ant repellant between him and the door.
  169. >You're treating those little bastards to dinner, but not inviting them inside.
  170. >Go inside yourself.
  171. >Crack a beer...wait for the final act in this drama.
  172.  
  173. 6/6
  174. >As soon as you're gone the fluffy momma & sister return.
  175. >Do their best to comfort the bawling purple foal.
  176. >Momma tries once again to feed him...no success.
  177. >Her comforting teat is only an inch from his nose.
  178. >He can not reach it.
  179. >"Bwwwaaahhh! Tummy huwt, wan' nummies! Eaws huwt!"
  180. >Momma & sister cry in futility...unable to help.
  181. >Soon, the first ants arrive.
  182. >A few scouts follow the sugar trail.
  183. >They crawl up the foal's fluff.
  184. >They find delicate, unprotected meat.
  185. >Foal shrieks at the new pain.
  186. >"Aaaagghh! Poopies pwace huwt!"
  187. >His back legs kick...trying to chase away his unseen tormentor.
  188. >The scouts report back to their nest.
  189. >In minutes a column of ants marches toward fresh meat.
  190. >They attack the most vulnerable spot.
  191. >"WHHHAAAAAHHH!!! OWWIIEE! Poopies pwace tewwible huwt!"
  192. >Foal thrashes, ripping his ears even more.
  193. >He can not escape.
  194. >Momma sees the problem.
  195. >"Go 'way meanie buggies! Nu huwt babee!"
  196. >She & her pink foal try to stomp them.
  197. >Fluffy stomps can't even kill an ant.
  198. >The red fire ants attack fluffy's tender butthole meat.
  199. >They're crawling inside, eating him alive.
  200. >Soldier ants attack the momma & sister.
  201. >They scream and run away, rolling in the grass.
  202. >Fluffies have no defense against the biting terrors.
  203. >Momma & sister suffer numerous painful bites.
  204. >They have to flee.
  205. >The foal is left...abandoned in horrible agony.
  206. >His struggles and screams fade slowly.
  207. >Eventually he stops fighting.
  208. >Death still takes hours.
  209. >He is alive as they crawl into his eyes and pick them apart.
  210.  
  211. >Sunday morning.
  212. >The ants have done their work.
  213. >All that is left is fluff and perfectly cleaned bones.
  214. >It's kinda cool...an articulated fluffy pony skeleton.
  215. >You carefully mount it for display.
  216. >It's a popular piece.
  217. >All your friends want one too.
  218. >The ants have plenty to feast on that summer.
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