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- 1/6
- >Friday afternoon.
- >Get home from work.
- >There's a small herd of feral fluffy ponies in your back yard.
- >Fuck.exe
- >Not the first time this has happened.
- >Get 2 pot lids.
- >Stand of the back porch, banging them loudly.
- "Get the hell out of here! This is not your grass!"
- >Most of the fluffies scream & flee in terror.
- >Not all of them though.
- >One exceptionally brave foal stands its ground.
- >It stomps its tiny hooves and snorts.
- >He even blows you a raspberry.
- >"Meanie hooman! Stawp scawe fluffies!"
- >Give him a little boot.
- >His terrified mother is by the fence, calling to him.
- >"Babee come! Dun make hooman angwy!"
- >The obstinate foal will not leave.
- >A plump purple pegasus.
- >"Dis pwace fow fwuffies! Meanie hooman weave!"
- >You'd expect this shit from a herd alpha.
- >What do they call themselves?
- >"Smarty fwiends"; you've run into a few of those.
- >They all died, screaming in unbelievable agony.
- >They broke your fluffy pony rule.
- >You don't like fluffies, but you normally don't kill them.
- >Chasing them away is enough.
- >UNLESS; a fluffy pony disobeys a human, or tries to give an order.
- >For that the mandatory sentence is horrible, agonizing death.
- 2/6
- >Give this little shit one chance because he's little.
- "Fluffy, get out of here or I'm gonna hurt you & kill you."
- >Stupid foal puffs up his cheeks and growls.
- >"Dummy hooman weave ow fwuffy gif owwies!"
- >A threat too? Okay...you had your chance.
- >Cross lawn in three strides.
- >Foal changes his attitude fast.
- >You look a lot bigger up close!
- >Foal turns and tries to run but his fate is sealed.
- >Grab him by the tail.
- >Fluffy squeals in terror...already crying.
- >"Whhhaaahhh! Mummy! Mummy! Save fwuffy!"
- >Mother rushes to his aid, begging for her baby's life.
- >Another terrified foal clings to her fluff.
- >"Pwease nice hooman gif babee? Babee nu bad...pwease nu huwt!"
- >Kill the mummy too?
- >No...she's begging, saying please, being courteous.
- >She hasn't broken your fluffy pony rules.
- "Go away. Take your good baby and leave."
- >"Fwuffy weave! Fwuffy take babees...weave. Nebew come back! Pwomise!"
- "Not this baby. This baby stays with me."
- >Fluffy momma throws herself at your feet and cries.
- >"Pwease gif babee! Fwuffy wuv babee!"
- "No...this bad baby will be punished. Go away now."
- >"What do wif babee?"
- "I'm going to give him horrible owwies until he dies."
- >Jeeze...you're talking like them now.
- >Foal in your hand freaks out, thrashing & crying.
- >"Nu wan' owwies! Whhaaa! Nu wan' die!"
- >Mother supplicates herself before you.
- >"Pwease nice hooman...dun huwt babee! Pwease!"
- >Give her a gentle kick. Fluffy rolls head over heels.
- >You have work to do.
- 3/6
- >The herd had abandoned this fluffy family.
- >You've scared the mother into staying out of the yard.
- >She still watches from the fence line.
- >It's not a fluffy-proof fence.
- >She can still get in if she wants.
- >Carry the bawling foal inside.
- >He's not so tough anymore.
- >First thing's first...quick squeeze over the shitter.
- >A small squirt of runny liquid poop.
- >This fluffy foal is still mostly on his mother's milk.
- >Well...he's had his last meal.
- >Next, a quick trim of the butt fluff.
- >No nice gentle scissors or shears.
- >You yank tufts of his fluff and rip it out by the roots.
- >Fluffy screams and twists in your hand.
- >"Owwwiiiee! Owwiiieee! Fwuffy sowwee! Pwease nu huwt!"
- >His useless wings flutter frantically.
- >A little sandpaper to rough up his delicate butthole.
- >More screaming & tears from the foal.
- >Give it a good douse with rubbing alcohol.
- >Fluffy shrieks in agony.
- >Enough work in the bathroom.
- >Leave him in the bath tub...he can't escape.
- >Go to the garage.
- >Find your hammer and two carpet nails.
- >This will work nicely.
- >Gather up the prisoner.
- >He's trying to scramble up the walls of the tub.
- >It's comical.
- >His tears are actually making it more slippery.
- 4/6
- >Carrying the condemned by his tail, you go back outside.
- >Fluffy momma is still hanging around the fence.
- >"Pwease gif fwuffy babee back?" she begs, hopefully.
- "You stay out of the yard...this baby is mine."
- >She whines and cries loudly, hoping for sympathy.
- >Letting her and her other foal live is enough sympathy.
- >Pin the crying purple foal down by his neck.
- >Line up the first nail.
- >Hammer thru his left ear, into the wood of your deck.
- >Fluffy foal shrieks in agony, fights to escape.
- >Keep him pinned.
- >Pull his other ear tight.
- >Hammer the second nail thru the right ear.
- >Fluffy foal is now pinned down to your deck.
- >Can't even pick his head up.
- >Little back legs thrash helplessly.
- >Wings flutter.
- >"WHHHAAAAAHH! Huwt! Owwwiee! Whaaahhh!"
- >Take a step back.
- >Looks good. Death will take a while like this.
- >You already cleaned him out, so no poop worries.
- >Good work. Go inside...crack a beer.
- >Saturday morning.
- >Look out the curtain at your fluffy prisoner.
- >His mother hasn't deserted him.
- >She's been with him all night.
- >Licking his wounded ears, keeping him warm.
- >Her face fluff is soaked with tears.
- >She's been crying all night...unable to help her baby.
- >He's moaning in agony.
- >"Mummmyyy! Pwease hewp fwuffy! Big awfuwl owwiees! Pwease hewp!"
- >Of course, she can't help him.
- >His pink sister is trying to hug the owwies away.
- >That only makes it worse.
- >Momma is trying desperately to feed him from her teat.
- >He can't lift his chin up high enough to reach it.
- >She can't get her teat low enough to reach him.
- >After an exhausting hour she walks a few paces away and flops over.
- >Her other hungry foal suckles.
- >The starving purple foal cries and moans as he watches his sister feed.
- 5/6
- >Saturday afternoon.
- >Well...can't keep this up forever.
- >You need a big finish.
- >Mix up a corn syrup & water solution.
- >Like you'd feed a starving kitten in an emergency.
- >Oh...did you think this was for the fluffy foal?
- >Silly reader.
- >No; this is for far superior animals.
- >Take your sugar-water solution out to the back porch.
- >Momma fluffy & pink sister flee when they see you.
- >Sobbing, they watch from a safe distance.
- >Give the suffering foal a little kick.
- >His poor ears are ripped just a little more.
- >He barely has the strength to scream anymore...but he does.
- >Using a basting brush, paint a line of sugar water.
- >Beginning at the foal's bloody butthole.
- >Across the porch.
- >Into the yard.
- >Across the driveway.
- >Directly to the red fire ant nest.
- >Carefully spill a little sugar water on top.
- >Get away quick.
- >Don't want to mess with these little bastards.
- >Go back to the house.
- >Give fluffy another little kick...listen to him cry.
- >Spray a line of red ant repellant between him and the door.
- >You're treating those little bastards to dinner, but not inviting them inside.
- >Go inside yourself.
- >Crack a beer...wait for the final act in this drama.
- 6/6
- >As soon as you're gone the fluffy momma & sister return.
- >Do their best to comfort the bawling purple foal.
- >Momma tries once again to feed him...no success.
- >Her comforting teat is only an inch from his nose.
- >He can not reach it.
- >"Bwwwaaahhh! Tummy huwt, wan' nummies! Eaws huwt!"
- >Momma & sister cry in futility...unable to help.
- >Soon, the first ants arrive.
- >A few scouts follow the sugar trail.
- >They crawl up the foal's fluff.
- >They find delicate, unprotected meat.
- >Foal shrieks at the new pain.
- >"Aaaagghh! Poopies pwace huwt!"
- >His back legs kick...trying to chase away his unseen tormentor.
- >The scouts report back to their nest.
- >In minutes a column of ants marches toward fresh meat.
- >They attack the most vulnerable spot.
- >"WHHHAAAAAHHH!!! OWWIIEE! Poopies pwace tewwible huwt!"
- >Foal thrashes, ripping his ears even more.
- >He can not escape.
- >Momma sees the problem.
- >"Go 'way meanie buggies! Nu huwt babee!"
- >She & her pink foal try to stomp them.
- >Fluffy stomps can't even kill an ant.
- >The red fire ants attack fluffy's tender butthole meat.
- >They're crawling inside, eating him alive.
- >Soldier ants attack the momma & sister.
- >They scream and run away, rolling in the grass.
- >Fluffies have no defense against the biting terrors.
- >Momma & sister suffer numerous painful bites.
- >They have to flee.
- >The foal is left...abandoned in horrible agony.
- >His struggles and screams fade slowly.
- >Eventually he stops fighting.
- >Death still takes hours.
- >He is alive as they crawl into his eyes and pick them apart.
- >Sunday morning.
- >The ants have done their work.
- >All that is left is fluff and perfectly cleaned bones.
- >It's kinda cool...an articulated fluffy pony skeleton.
- >You carefully mount it for display.
- >It's a popular piece.
- >All your friends want one too.
- >The ants have plenty to feast on that summer.
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