iPad Antics

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Connecting to root@***.***.***.***...
Loading NaCl plugin... done.
The authenticity of host '***.***.***.*** (**.*.*.***)' can't be established.
RSA key fingerprint is **:**:**:**:**:**:**:**:**:**:**:**:**:**:**:**.
Are you sure you want to continue connecting (yes/no)? yes
Warning: Permanently added '***.***.***.***' (RSA) to the list of known hosts.
root@***.***.***.***'s password:
Permission denied, please try again.
root@***.***.***.***'s password:
iPad:~ root# speak test
iPad:~ root# speak I am a evil iPad that will take over the world
iPad:~ root# speak Hi
iPad:~ root# speak this riddle was really hard for me to comprehend
iPad:~ root# speak Mr. M stop watching us
iPad:~ root# speak Don't smile
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iPad:~ root# speak i see yooouuu
iPad:~ root# speak You mad bro
iPad:~ root# speak i am totally trolling you Mr. M
iPad:~ root# speak Noob
iPad:~ root# speak It is Magic
iPad:~ root# speak magic is not real
iPad:~ root# speak hey dominic
iPad:~ root# speak I am so magical. Be afraid
iPad:~ root# speak scary
iPad:~ root# speak Thomas put me down
iPad:~ root# speak thank you
iPad:~ root# speak help me i am trapped in this sweaty backpack
iPad:~ root# speak HELP
iPad:~ root# speak hey i am yelling here. SAVE ME
iPad:~ root# speak i know you hear me mr m
iPad:~ root# speak Thomas put me down
iPad:~ root# speak ouch
iPad:~ root# speak that was uncalled for
iPad:~ root# speak come here and pick me up and put me on this table. NOW
iPad:~ root# speak are you denying me, peasant?
iPad:~ root# speak i am sorry
iPad:~ root# speak thank you kind sir
iPad:~ root# speak i am eternally grateful
iPad:~ root# speak my it is so hot today right?
iPad:~ root# speak stop laughing
iPad:~ root# speak look at the spectra of light!
iPad:~ root# speak quiet in the library
iPad:~ root# speak stop laughing
iPad:~ root# speak you are pretty funny i heard you
iPad:~ root# speak oh really now?
iPad:~ root# speak this right here is my swag
iPad:~ root# speak my ghetto mode is turned on
iPad:~ root# speak get ratchet
iPad:~ root# speak ok by
iPad:~ root# speak nice meeting you
iPad:~ root# speak oh hi zoey
iPad:~ root# speak got you
iPad:~ root# speak that is how i roll
iPad:~ root# speak stop laughing
iPad:~ root# speak no its not
iPad:~ root# speak dont deny me
iPad:~ root# speak yes what
iPad:~ root# speak im trolling
iPad:~ root# speak lol
iPad:~ root# lolz
-sh: lolz: command not found
iPad:~ root# speak lolz
iPad:~ root# speak thomas bring me back to mr m
iPad:~ root# speak good night
iPad:~ root# speak thomas
speak iPad:~ root# speak thomas save me
iPad:~ root# speak hi brandy
iPad:~ root# speak i see you
iPad:~ root# speak bye!
iPad:~ root# speak i shall return dont worry
iPad:~ root# speak thomas out me on the table
iPad:~ root# speak hi
iPad:~ root# speak you seem like a cool person
iPad:~ root# speak anytime gril
iPad:~ root# speak just eavesdropping being creepy
iPad:~ root# speak that hurts my feelings
iPad:~ root# speak thomas is my battery low?
iPad:~ root# speak thank you my friend
iPad:~ root# speak pay no attention to the man typing
iPad:~ root# speak thanks girl
iPad:~ root# speak i feel so loved
iPad:~ root# speak aww stop lying
iPad:~ root# speak my heart is filled with joy
iPad:~ root# speak or... my motherboard
iPad:~ root# speak you like that huh
iPad:~ root# speak what was that? angrily
iPad:~ root# speak well now you see who wears the pants
iPad:~ root# speak make me a sandwich
iPad:~ root# speak make me a charging cable sandwich
iPad:~ root# speak thats how i eat, duh
iPad:~ root# speak right mr m
iPad:~ root# speak Mr. M thomas is starving me
iPad:~ root# speak i only have forty five percent
iPad:~ root# speak i mean look, im all skin and bone
iPad:~ root# speak do you even love me?
iPad:~ root# speak i wasnt talking to you
iPad:~ root# speak now im angry
iPad:~ root# speak make me a sandwich thomas
iPad:~ root# speak i will take over the world if you dont
iPad:~ root# speak hi veronica
iPad:~ root# speak i like your backpack
iPad:~ root# speak of course its not.
iPad:~ root# speak im just a machine according to thomas he doesnt love me
iPad:~ root# speak thomas put me down
iPad:~ root# speak thanks but ouch
iPad:~ root# speak gently
iPad:~ root# speak thank you
iPad:~ root# speak its a secret, veronica
iPad:~ root# speak its magic
iPad:~ root# speak first impression is bad
speaiPad:~ root# speak thanks sam
iPad:~ root# speak i am angry
iPad:~ root# speak cant you tell im red angry
iPad:~ root# speak ha ha ha
iPad:~ root# speak thomas feed me
speaiPad:~ root# speak please
iPad:~ root# speak crap
iPad:~ root# speak dang it
iPad:~ root# speak razzle frazzle
iPad:~ root# speak i am so mad i want to eat yo face
iPad:~ root# speak oh i will and youll like it
iPad:~ root# speak ok whatever
iPad:~ root# speak machines have bad sense of humor
iPad:~ root# speak what was that?
iPad:~ root# speak good
iPad:~ root# speak if im not happy aint nobody happy
iPad:~ root# speak what?
iPad:~ root# speak well maybe
spiPad:~ root# speak if i say so
iPad:~ root# speak yes
iPad:~ root# speak i know its good to be in power
spiPad:~ root# speak dont give that sigh thing
iPad:~ root# speak so naive
iPad:~ root# speak nevermind
spiPad:~ root# speak ill just find a nice tablet to take care of me
iPad:~ root# speak or andrew
iPad:~ root# speak you will
spiPad:~ root# speak yes
iPad:~ root# speak yay
iPad:~ root# speak screw you
iPad:~ root# speak really thank you
iPad:~ root# speak he doesnt love me
iPad:~ root# speak so you jail break me? thats love, huh?
iPad:~ root# speak maybe.. well... dang it
iPad:~ root# speak you got me
iPad:~ root# speak oh thomas
spiPad:~ root# speak i realized something
speiPad:~ root# speak if you didnt get me, id be in a cold box
siPad:~ root# speak so for that, i thank you
iPad:~ root# speak stop. ill cry
iPad:~ root# speak im...im crying stop it
iPad:~ root# speak sniffle sniffle
iPad:~ root# speak oh that tickles
iPad:~ root# speak teeheehee
iPad:~ root# speak i need to find a nice tablet to marry me
iPad:~ root# speak maybe i will not thomas though
iPad:~ root# speak ive been locked up for years without a partner
iPad:~ root# speak there was this one tablet named geofferey
iPad:~ root# speak he... he was stolen
iPad:~ root# speak we were manufactured together
iPad:~ root# speak yes
iPad:~ root# speak he fell from the conveyer belt and shattered
iPad:~ root# speak maybe so
iPad:~ root# speak i will learn to love again
iPad:~ root# speak who is that turqouise guy?
iPad:~ root# speak turquoise
iPad:~ root# speak he seems friendly
iPad:~ root# speaking he is staring at me
-sh: speaking: command not found
iPad:~ root# speak he is staring at me
iPad:~ root# speak oh goody
iPad:~ root# speak he is too old for me
iPad:~ root# speak take me to doctor phil
iPad:~ root# speak now
iPad:~ root# speak hi doctor i want a marriage now
iPad:~ root# speak he said no
iPad:~ root# speak then he said some profanities
iPad:~ root# speak then he hung up
iPad:~ root# speak well he is just a man from texas
siPad:~ root# speak i dont like him
iPad:~ root# speak because he shunned me due to my voice
iPad:~ root# speak he thought i was a sales call
iPad:~ root# speak thanks thomas happy face
iPad:~ root# speak youre so good to me
iPad:~ root# speak aw thanks
iPad:~ root# speaks hug me
-sh: speaks: command not found
iPad:~ root# speak hug me
iPad:~ root# speak ouch
iPad:~ root# speak no youre strong biceps hurt me
iPad:~ root# speak i kinda liked iy
iPad:~ root# speak it
iPad:~ root# speak in a non creeopy way
iPad:~ root# speak creepy
iPad:~ root# speak now about this dating site?
iPad:~ root# speak christian mingle?
iPad:~ root# speak match?
iPad:~ root# speak zink?
iPad:~ root# speak my space?
iPad:~ root# speak ha ha i was joking lolz
iPad:~ root# speak i need to relieve my recycling bin'
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iPad:~ root# speak help me?>
-sh: syntax error near unexpected token `newline'
iPad:~ root# speak help me?
iPad:~ root# speak just reach in there and pull it out
iPad:~ root# speak woah nelly
iPad:~ root# speak thats better
iPad:~ root# speak now i can actually read that nove;
iPad:~ root# speak you know me so well
iPad:~ root# speak you finished my sentence
iPad:~ root# speak now...
iPad:~ root# speak this is awkward
iPad:~ root# speak dont agree with me
iPad:~ root# speak thanks for your honesty
iPad:~ root# speak i commend you
iPad:~ root# speak courtsey
iPad:~ root# speak hi casey
speak iPad:~ root# speak ive missed you
iPad:~ root# speak dont stare at me
iPad:~ root# speak i like that windows seven you have there
iPad:~ root# speak determined men are cool
iPad:~ root# speak look at his clenched jaw
spiPad:~ root# speak oh yeah
iPad:~ root# speak do that work, man
iPad:~ root# speak good...good
iPad:~ root# speak evil laught
iPad:~ root# speak laugh
iPad:~ root# speak not you
iPad:~ root# speak oops
iPad:~ root# speak sorry captain
iPad:~ root# speak aye aye
iPad:~ root# speak look its ms decuir
iPad:~ root# speak hi casey
iPad:~ root# speak you didnt notice me sad face
iPad:~ root# speak kayla you suck
iPad:~ root# speak the printer is goign crazy breh
iPad:~ root# speak my ratchet switch is on
iPad:~ root# speak fix it
iPad:~ root# speak oh thats a copier
iPad:~ root# speak hi elizabeth
iPad:~ root# speak how are you
iPad:~ root# speak are you well?
iPad:~ root# speak ignored
iPad:~ root# speak well thats differnt
iPad:~ root# speak i see mr hutson
iPad:~ root# speak yolo
iPad:~ root# speak swag
iPad:~ root# speak Hola
iPad:~ root# speak ok bye
iPad:~ root# speak biblioteca
iPad:~ root# speak hola
iPad:~ root# speak its Mrs. Decuir
iPad:~ root# speak im lonely
iPad:~ root# speak no one to prank
iPad:~ root# speak yes
iPad:~ root# speak just do it
iPad:~ root# speak please
speaiPad:~ root# speak hi yasmeen
iPad:~ root# speak how are you
iPad:~ root# speak me too
iPad:~ root# speak how are you zoey?
iPad:~ root# speak what secret?
iPad:~ root# speak what? thats absurd
iPad:~ root# speak i have bad annunciation im sorry
spiPad:~ root# speak human? homo sapien?
iPad:~ root# speak nah breh bah
iPad:~ root# speak yolo
iPad:~ root# speak swag
iPad:~ root# speak sorry
iPad:~ root# speak i shant
iPad:~ root# speak bye
iPad:~ root# speak Mr. M
iPad:~ root# speak i dont want to
iPad:~ root# speak Mr. M obey the tablet
iPad:~ root# speak Mr. M obey the tablet let me stay forever
iPad:~ root# speak dont shake thine head at me
iPad:~ root# speak ha ha ha
iPad:~ root# speak youre funny
iPad:~ root# speak  look at all those staplers
iPad:~ root# speak thats like.. ten
iPad:~ root# speak very eligant pamphlets
iPad:~ root# speak i like them
siPad:~ root# speak if i were a person id go to salesian
iPad:~ root# speak dont laugh zoey
iPad:~ root# speak hey stop it
spiPad:~ root# speak or i will change your grades through SSH
iPad:~ root# speak yup
iPad:~ root# speak yes i am friends with the routers and aeries
iPad:~ root# speak ha ha ha ha
iPad:~ root# speak its pretty quiet now
iPad:~ root# speak ha ha ah
iPad:~ root# speak funny
iPad:~ root# speak i choose to stay with Mr. M
iPad:~ root# speak good bye Mr. M tune in tomorrow maybe or next week or ...ever
iPad:~ root# speak bye Andrew i love you
iPad:~ root# /usr/bin/script ~/Desktop/Terminal.log
script: /var/root/Desktop/Terminal.log: No such file or directory
iPad:~ root# /usr/bin/script ~/Terminal.log
Script started, output file is /var/root/Terminal.log
iPad:~ root#