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- %
- Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
- %
- Let's call it an accidental feature.
- -- Larry Wall
- %
- I did this 'cause Linux gives me a woody. It doesn't generate revenue.
- -- Dave '-ddt->` Taylor, announcing DOOM for Linux
- %
- Feel free to contact me (flames about my english and the useless of this
- driver will be redirected to /dev/null, oh no, it's full...).
- -- Michael Beck, describing the PC-speaker sound device
- %
- lp1 on fire
- -- One of the more obfuscated kernel messages
- %
- A Linux machine! Because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste!
- -- Joe Sloan, jjs@wintermute.ucr.edu
- %
- Microsoft is not the answer.
- Microsoft is the question.
- NO (or Linux) is the answer.
- -- Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown
- %
- In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
- Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
- -- Hasse Skrifvars, hasku@rost.abo.fi,
- %
- Windows without the X is like making love without a partner.
- Sex, Drugs & Linux Rules
- win-nt from the people who invented edlin.
- Apples have meant trouble since eden.
- Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruses
- -- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi
- %
- Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that it was
- good. After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he downloaded GNU's
- unix tools ported to DOS and installed them. He rm'd, cp'd, and mv'd
- happily for many days, and upon finding elvis, he vi'd and was happy. After
- a long day at work (on a Unix box) he came home, started editing a file,
- and couldn't figure out why he couldn't suspend vi (w/ ctrl-z) to do
- a compile.
- -- Erik Troan, ewt@tipper.oit.unc.edu
- %
- We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
- -- Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates
- %
- Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
- -- unknown source
- %
- Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The
- phrase was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide and cock up"
- -- Alan Cox, iialan@www.linux.org.uk
- %
- Linux! Guerrilla UNIX Development Venimus, Vidimus, Dolavimus.
- -- Mark A. Horton KA4YBR, mah@ka4ybr.com
- %
- "Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?"
- Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
- -- Felix von Leitner, leitner@inf.fu-berlin.de
- %
- Personally, I think my choice in the mostest-superlative-computer wars has to
- be the HP-48 series of calculators. They'll run almost anything. And if they
- can't, while I'll just plug a Linux box into the serial port and load up the
- HP-48 VT-100 emulator.
- -- Jeff Dege, jdege@winternet.com
- %
- There are no threads in a.b.p.erotica, so there's no gain in using a
- threaded news reader.
- -- unknown source
- %
- /*
- * Oops. The kernel tried to access some bad page. We'll have to
- * terminate things with extreme prejudice.
- */
- die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code);
- -- From linux/arch/i386/mm/fault.c
- %
- Linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste
- -- ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93
- %
- Linux: the choice of a GNU generation
- -- ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93
- %
- There are two types of Linux developers - those who can spell, and
- those who can't. There is a constant pitched battle between the two.
- -- From one of the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages posted to c.o.l.a
- %
- When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
- you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
- -- Paul Vojta, vojta@math.berkeley.edu
- %
- Be warned that typing killall name may not have the desired
- effect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user.
- -- From the killall manual page
- %
- Note that if I can get you to "su and say" something just by asking,
- you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should
- look into it.
- -- Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes
- %
- How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I
- only coded it.
- -- Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting
- %
- I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS.
- Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
- -- Lawrence Foard, entropy@world.std.com
- %
- Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that
- no conclusion can be drawn from them.
- -- Joseph L. Brothers, Linux/PowerPC Project)
- %
- If the future navigation system [for interactive networked services on
- the NII] looks like something from Microsoft, it will never work.
- -- Chairman of Walt Disney Television & Telecommunications
- %
- Problem solving under Linux has never been the circus that it is under
- AIX.
- -- Pete Ehlke in comp.unix.aix
- %
- I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse than
- first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran, but then
- I suspect all fortran programs look like `firsts')
- -- Olaf Kirch
- %
- On a normal ascii line, the only safe condition to detect is a 'BREAK'
- - everything else having been assigned functions by Gnu EMACS.
- -- Tarl Neustaedter
- %
- By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since
- sliced bread.
- -- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
- %
- I'd crawl over an acre of 'Visual This++' and 'Integrated Development
- That' to get to gcc, Emacs, and gdb. Thank you.
- -- Vance Petree, Virginia Power
- %
- Oh, I've seen copies [of Linux Journal] around the terminal room at The Labs.
- -- Dennis Ritchie
- %
- If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot
- of different places, just write a Unix operating system.
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- ...and scantily clad females, of course. Who cares if it's below zero
- outside.
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- ...you might as well skip the Xmas celebration completely, and instead
- sit in front of your linux computer playing with the all-new-and-improved
- linux kernel version.
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- Besides, I think Slackware sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?
- -- Patrick Volkerding
- %
- All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory...
- -- Larry Wall
- %
- And the next time you consider complaining that running Lucid Emacs
- 19.05 via NFS from a remote Linux machine in Paraguay doesn't seem to
- get the background colors right, you'll know who to thank.
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- Are Linux users lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of
- reliable, well-engineered commercial software?
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- Even more amazing was the realization that God has Internet access. I
- wonder if He has a full newsfeed?
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- I once witnessed a long-winded, month-long flamewar over the use of
- mice vs. trackballs... It was very silly.
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night
- hacking (and/or conversations with God).
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through
- these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot
- water.
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- ...Deep Hack Mode -- that mysterious and frightening state of
- consciousness where Mortal Users fear to tread.
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- ...Unix, MS-DOS, and Windows NT (also known as the Good, the Bad, and
- the Ugly).
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- ...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with two
- noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer*
- being struck by lightning.
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- ..you could spend *all day* customizing the title bar. Believe me. I
- speak from experience.
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- [In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I
- thought of it. (The response was, 'Perhaps you could try to be less
- abusive.')
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- I would rather spend 10 hours reading someone else's source code than
- 10 minutes listening to Musak waiting for technical support which isn't.
- -- Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center
- %
- ...[Linux's] capacity to talk via any medium except smoke signals.
- -- Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center
- %
- Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
- -- Stephan Zielinski
- %
- Your job is being a professor and researcher: That's one hell of a good excuse
- for some of the brain-damages of minix.
- -- Linus Torvalds to Andrew Tanenbaum
- %
- I still maintain the point that designing a monolithic kernel in 1991 is a
- fundamental error. Be thankful you are not my student. You would not get a
- high grade for such a design :-)
- -- Andrew Tanenbaum to Linus Torvalds
- %
- We use Linux for all our mission-critical applications. Having the source code
- means that we are not held hostage by anyone's support department.
- -- Russell Nelson, President of Crynwr Software
- %
- Linux is obsolete
- -- Andrew Tanenbaum
- %
- Dijkstra probably hates me.
- -- Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c
- %
- And 1.1.81 is officially BugFree(tm), so if you receive any bug-reports
- on it, you know they are just evil lies.
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
- -- seen in someone's .signature
- %
- Linux: the operating system with a CLUE... Command Line User Environment.
- -- seen in a posting in comp.software.testing
- %
- quit When the quit statement is read, the bc processor
- is terminated, regardless of where the quit state-
- ment is found. For example, "if (0 == 1) quit"
- will cause bc to terminate.
- -- seen in the manpage for "bc". Note the "if" statement's logic
- %
- Sic transit discus mundi
- -- From the System Administrator's Guide, by Lars Wirzenius
- %
- Sigh. I like to think it's just the Linux people who want to be on
- the "leading edge" so bad they walk right off the precipice.
- -- Craig E. Groeschel
- %
- We all know Linux is great... it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
- - Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amterdam Linux Symposium
- %
- Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded by a bright, white
- light. It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In
- a booming voice, He says: "THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM
- FOR THE 386.
- -- Matt Welsh
- %
- The chat program is in public domain. This is not the GNU public license.
- If it breaks then you get to keep both pieces.
- -- Copyright notice for the chat program
- %
- 'Mounten' wird fr drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken'
- von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex.
- -- Christa Keil
- %
- Manchmal stehe nachts auf und installier's mir einfach...
- -- H0arry @ IRC
- %
- 'Mounting' is used for three things: climbing on a horse, linking in a
- hard disk unit in data systems, and, well, mounting during sex.
- -- Christa Keil
- %
- We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!
- -- Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan
- %
- But what can you do with it?
- -- ubiquitous cry from Linux-user partner
- %
- /*
- * [...] Note that 120 sec is defined in the protocol as the maximum
- * possible RTT. I guess we'll have to use something other than TCP
- * to talk to the University of Mars.
- * PAWS allows us longer timeouts and large windows, so once implemented
- * ftp to mars will work nicely.
- */
- -- from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [round trip time]
- %
- DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system
- crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by
- UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.
- -- David Vicker's .plan
- %
- MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
- of careful development.
- -- dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca
- %
- LILO, you've got me on my knees!
- -- David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
- Dominos, and Werner Almsberger
- %
- I've run DOOM more in the last few days than I have the last few
- months. I just love debugging ;-)
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- Microsoft Corp., concerned by the growing popularity of the free 32-bit
- operating system for Intel systems, Linux, has employed a number of top
- programmers from the underground world of virus development. Bill Gates stated
- yesterday: "World domination, fast -- it's either us or Linus". Mr. Torvalds
- was unavailable for comment ...
- -- Robert Manners, rjm@swift.eng.ox.ac.uk, in comp.os.linux.setup
- %
- The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.
- -- Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, on X interfaces
- %
- After watching my newly-retired dad spend two weeks learning how to make a new
- folder, it became obvious that "intuitive" mostly means "what the writer or
- speaker of intuitive likes".
- -- Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, on X the intuitiveness of a Mac interface
- %
- Now I know someone out there is going to claim, "Well then, UNIX is intuitive,
- because you only need to learn 5000 commands, and then everything else follows
- from that! Har har har!"
- -- Andy Bates on "intuitive interfaces", slightly defending Macs
- %
- > No manual is ever necessary.
- May I politely interject here: BULLSHIT. That's the biggest Apple lie of all!
- -- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces
- %
- How do I type "for i in *.dvi do xdvi $i done" in a GUI?
- -- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces
- %
- >Ever heard of .cshrc?
- That's a city in Bosnia. Right?
- -- Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands
- %
- Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into
- super-edit-debug-compile mode?
- -- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands, especially Emacs
- %
- Anyone who thinks UNIX is intuitive should be forced to write 5000 lines of
- code using nothing but vi or emacs. AAAAACK!
- -- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands, especially Emacs
- %
- Now, it we had this sort of thing:
- yield -a for yield to all traffic
- yield -t for yield to trucks
- yield -f for yield to people walking (yield foot)
- yield -d t* for yield on days starting with t
- ...you'd have a lot of dead people at intersections, and traffic jams you
- wouldn't believe...
- -- Discussion on the intuitiveness of commands
- %
- Actually, typing random strings in the Finder does the equivalent of
- filename completion.
- -- Discussion on file completion vs. the Mac Finder
- %
- Not me, guy. I read the Bash man page each day like a Jehovah's Witness reads
- the Bible. No wait, the Bash man page IS the bible. Excuse me...
- -- More on confusing aliases, taken from comp.os.linux.misc
- %
- On the Internet, no one knows you're using Windows NT
- -- Submitted by Ramiro Estrugo, restrugo@fateware.com
- %
- > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
- Disquieting ...
- -- Gonzalo Tornaria in response to Linus Torvalds's
- %
- > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
- We need to find some new terms to describe the rest of us mere mortals
- then.
- -- Craig Schlenter in response to Linus Torvalds's
- %
- > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] took about 5 minutes to find..
- Surely, Linus is talking about the kind of idiocy that others aspire to :-).
- -- Bruce Perens in response to Linus Torvalds's
- %
- Never make any mistaeks.
- -- Anonymous, in a mail discussion about to a kernel bug report
- %
- +#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI)
- + /*
- + * The meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Plus
- + * this makes the year come out right.
- + */
- + year -= 42;
- +#endif
- -- From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner
- %
- As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled this
- kernel yet. So if it works, you should be doubly impressed.
- -- Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel 1.3.3
- %
- People disagree with me. I just ignore them.
- -- Linus Torvalds, regarding the use of C++ for the Linux kernel
- %
- It's now the GNU Emacs of all terminal emulators.
- -- Linus Torvalds, regarding the fact that Linux started off as a terminal emulator
- %
- Audience: What will become of Linux when the Hurd is ready?
- Eric Youngdale: Err... is Richard Stallman here?
- -- From the Linux conference in spring '95, Berlin
- %
- Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion.
- -- Mike Coleman
- %
- The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- ... faster BogoMIPS calculations (yes, it now boots 2 seconds faster than
- it used to: we're considering changing the name from "Linux" to "InstaBOOT"
- -- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.26
- %
- ... of course, this probably only happens for tcsh which uses wait4(),
- which is why I never saw it. Serves people who use that abomination
- right 8^)
- -- Linus Torvalds, about a patch that fixes getrusage for 1.3.26
- %
- It's a bird..
- It's a plane..
- No, it's KernelMan, faster than a speeding bullet, to your rescue.
- Doing new kernel versions in under 5 seconds flat..
- -- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27
- %
- Eh, that's it, I guess. No 300 million dollar unveiling event for this
- kernel, I'm afraid, but you're still supposed to think of this as the
- "happening of the century" (at least until the next kernel comes along).
- -- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27
- %
- Oh, and this is another kernel in that great and venerable "BugFree(tm)"
- series of kernels. So be not afraid of bugs, but go out in the streets
- and deliver this message of joy to the masses.
- -- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.27
- %
- When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at
- you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'.
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for. ;-)
- -- Unknown source
- %
- > Linux is not user-friendly.
- It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.
- -- Seen somewhere on the net
- %
- Keep me informed on the behaviour of this kernel.. As the "BugFree(tm)"
- series didn't turn out too well, I'm starting a new series called the
- "ItWorksForMe(tm)" series, of which this new kernel is yet another
- shining example.
- -- Linus, in the announcement for 1.3.29
- %
- Seriously, the way I did this was by using a special /sbin/loader binary
- with debugging hooks that I made ("dd" is your friend: binary editors
- are for wimps).
- -- Linus Torvalds, in an article on a dnserver
- %
- (I tried to get some documentation out of Digital on this, but as far as
- I can tell even _they_ don't have it ;-)
- -- Linus Torvalds, in an article on a dnserver
- %
- Q: Why shouldn't I simply delete the stuff I never use, it's just taking up
- space?
- A: This question is in the category of Famous Last Words..
- -- From the Frequently Unasked Questions
- %
- Q: What's the big deal about rm, I have been deleting stuff for years? And
- never lost anything.. oops!
- A: ...
- -- From the Frequently Unasked Questions
- %
- Linux is addictive, I'm hooked!
- -- MaDsen Wikholm's .sig
- %
- panic("Foooooooood fight!");
- -- In the kernel source aha1542.c, after detecting a bad segment list
- %
- Convention organizer to Linus Torvalds: "You might like to come with us
- to some licensed[1] place, and have some pizza."
- Linus: "Oh, I did not know that you needed a license to eat pizza".
- [1] Licenced - refers in Australia to a restaurant which has government
- licence to sell liquor.
- -- Linus at a talk at the Melbourne University
- %
- Footnotes are for things you believe don't really belong in LDP manuals,
- but want to include anyway.
- -- Joel N. Weber II discussing the 'make' chapter of LPG
- %
- Eh, that's it, I guess. No 300 million dollar unveiling event for this
- kernel, I'm afraid, but you're still supposed to think of this as the
- "happening of the century" (at least until the next kernel comes along).
- Oh, and this is another kernel in that great and venerable "BugFree(tm)"
- series of kernels. So be not afraid of bugs, but go out in the streets
- and deliver this message of joy to the masses.
- -- Linus Torvalds, on releasing 1.3.27
- %
- Ok, I'm just uploading the new version of the kernel, v1.3.33, also
- known as "the buggiest kernel ever".
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- Go not unto the Usenet for advice, for you will be told both yea and nay (and
- quite a few things that just have nothing at all to do with the question).
- -- seen in a .sig somewhere
- %
- Those who don't understand Linux are doomed to reinvent it, poorly.
- -- unidentified source
- %
- Look, I'm about to buy me a double barreled sawed off shotgun and show
- Linus what I think about backspace and delete not working.
- -- some anonymous .signature
- %
- We apologize for the inconvenience, but we'd still like yout to test out
- this kernel.
- -- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch
- %
- The new Linux anthem will be "He's an idiot, but he's ok", as performed by
- Monthy Python. You'd better start practicing.
- -- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch
- %
- How do you power off this machine?
- -- Linus, when upgrading linux.cs.helsinki.fi, and after using the machine for several months
- %
- Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter _what_ the
- circumstances.
- -- Linus Torvalds, to the linux-kernel list
- %
- Linus? Whose that?
- -- clueless newbie on #Linux
- %
- Whoa...I did a 'zcat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio' and I think I heard God...
- -- mikecd on #Linux
- %
- Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the
- grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin
- charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what
- they say if they had.
- -- Linus Torvalds, announcing Linux v2.0
- %
- MS-DOS, you can't live with it, you can live without it.
- -- from Lars Wirzenius' .sig
- %
- .. I used to get in more fights with SCO than I did my girlfriend, but
- now, thanks to Linux, she has more than happily accepted her place back at
- number one antagonist in my life..
- -- Jason Stiefel, krypto@s30.nmex.com
- %
- I mean, well, if it were not for Linux I might be roaming the streets looking
- for drugs or prostitutes or something. Hannu and Linus have my highest
- admiration (apple polishing mode off).
- -- Phil Lewis, plewis@nyx.nyx.net
- %
- > What does ELF stand for (in respect to Linux?)
- ELF is the first rock group that Ronnie James Dio performed with back in
- the early 1970's. In constrast, a.out is a misspelling of the French word
- for the month of August. What the two have in common is beyond me, but
- Linux users seem to use the two words together.
- -- seen on c.o.l.misc
- %
- "Linux was made by foreign terrorists to take money from true US companies
- like Microsoft." - Some AOL'er.
- "To this end we dedicate ourselves..." -Don
- -- From the sig of "Don", don@cs.byu.edu
- %
- Shoot me again.
- Just proving that the quickest way to solve the problem is to post a
- whine to the newsgroups: within moments the solution presents itself to
- me, and meanwhile my ass is hanging out on the Net... *sigh*...
- -- Dave Phillips, dlphilp@bright.net, about problem solving via news
- %
- Besides, its really not worthwhile to use more than two times your physical
- ram in swap (except in a select few situations). The performance of the system
- becomes so abysmal you'd rather heat pins under your toenails while reciting
- Windows95 source code and staring at porn flicks of Bob Dole than actually try
- to type something.
- -- seen on c.o.l.development.system, about the size of the swap space
- %
- Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff
- on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it ;)
- -- Linus Torvalds, about his failing hard drive on linux.cs.helsinki.fi
- %
- One of the things that hamper Linux's climb to world domination is the
- shortage of bad Computer Role Playing Games, or CRaPGs. No operating system
- can be considered respectable without one.
- -- Brian O'Donnell, odonnllb@tcd.ie
- %
- The game, anoraks.2.0.0.tgz, will be available from sunsite until somebody
- responsible notices it and deletes it, and shortly from
- ftp.mee.tcd.ie/pub/Brian, though they don't know that yet.
- -- Brian O'Donnell, odonnllb@tcd.ie
- %
- 'Ooohh.. "FreeBSD is faster over loopback, when compared to Linux
- over the wire". Film at 11.'
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
- Q: Would you like to see the WINE list?
- A: What's on it, anything expensive?
- Q: No, just Solitaire and MineSweeper for now, but the WINE is free.
- -- Kevin M. Bealer, about the WINdows Emulator
- %
- So in the future, one 'client' at a time or you'll be spending CPU time with
- lots of little 'child processes'.
- -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the private life of a Linux nerd
- %
- By the way, I can hardly feel sorry for you... All last night I had to listen
- to her tears, so great they were redirected to a stream. What? Of _course_
- you didn't know. You and your little group no longer have any permissions
- around here. She changed her .lock files, too.
- -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the private life of a Linux nerd
- %
- We should start referring to processes which run in the background by their
- correct technical name... paenguins.
- -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo
- %
- We can use symlinks of course... syslogd would be a symlink to syslogp and
- ftpd and ircd would be linked to ftpp and ircp... and of course the
- point-to-point protocal paenguin.
- -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo
- %
- This is a logical analogy too... anyone who's been around, knows the world is
- run by paenguins. Always a paenguin behind the curtain, really getting things
- done. And paenguins in politics--who can deny it?
- -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the penguin Linux logo
- %
- Linux: Where Don't We Want To Go Today?
- -- Submitted by Pancrazio De Mauro, paraphrasing some well-known sales talk
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- The most important design issue... is the fact that Linux is supposed to
- be fun...
- -- Linus Torvalds at the First Dutch International Symposium on Linux
- %
- In short, at least give the penguin a fair viewing. If you still don't
- like it, that's ok: that's why I'm boss. I simply know better than you do.
- -- Linus "what, me arrogant?" Torvalds, on c.o.l.advocacy
- %
- <SomeLamer> what's the difference between chattr and chmod?
- <SomeGuru> SomeLamer: man chattr > 1; man chmod > 2; diff -u 1 2 | less
- -- Seen on #linux on irc
- %
- The linuX Files -- The Source is Out There.
- -- Sent in by Craig S. Bell, goat@aracnet.com
- %
- "... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited
- by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when
- you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new
- turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily
- removed the floor under your bed." - Unix for Dummies, 2nd Edition
- -- found in the .sig of Rob Riggs, rriggs@tesser.com
- %
- C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success
- -- Dennis M. Ritchie
- %
- If Bill Gates is the Devil then Linus Torvalds must be the Messiah.
- -- Unknown source
- %
- Vini, vidi, Linux!
- -- Unknown source
- %
- The good thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from.
- -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
- %
- I'm telling you that the kernel is stable not because it's a kernel,
- but because I refuse to listen to arguments like this.
- -- Linus Torvalds
- %
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