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- >day 9001 in equestria
- >wake up
- >shit and shower, fuck shaving you like your moustache
- >you walk downstairs and have some dragon oats
- >then the wall explodes
- >you turn
- >there lays an unconscious Woona
- What the fuck is going on?
- >you look through the hole
- >Fluttershy is beating the shit out of all the ponies in town
- >you gotta stop waking up in the middle of the day
- >you walk out there
- Hey! Mind telling me why Luna came flying through my house?
- >she flys over to you
- >"Is fighting your fetish?"
- >before you have time to answer she punches you and you go flying back
- >you slam into your house breaking a window this time
- >you push off of the house
- OH ITS ON NOW BITCH!
- >she turns towards you
- >you fly at her and kick her in the neck
- >she goes flying into Twilights library
- >Twilight walks out: "The fuck is this about?!"
- >then Fluttershy throws her in the air
- >like really fucking high
- >you fly up and catch her
- >she stops screaming and stares at you
- >"How can you fly?"
- I'm Vegeta, prince of all saiyans!
- >"Anon I think you've had enough to drink..."
- >you fly to the ground and put her down
- Stay out of the way.
- >you fly back over to her tree
- >Flutterfuck is gone
- >hear screaming behind you
- >you turn
- >Fluttershy is tearing up Carousel Boutique
- >you fly over to her
- Fluttershy stop this and fight me you coward!
- >she looks at you: "So I guess this is your fetish then!"
- >Rarity is on the ground staring at you with her mouth agape
- >Fluttershy flys at you
- >you move to the side and she keeps going past you
- >you fly at her
- >she turns her head
- >and sees your fist as you punch the flutter out of her
- >she goes spiraling down into the trees
- >you stay there catching your breath
- >there is a slight orange glow coming from the forest
- >"Anon! Get a load of this!"
- >you see Fluttershy rise out of the trees with her front two hooves out at her sides
- >she puts them together and points them at you
- >"FLUTTER FLASH!"
- >a huge beam of light comes racing towards you
- >before you can react a big white pony flies in front of you and takes the hit
- >you look down and see Sunbutt
- >you fly back down to her
- Are you okay?
- >she coughs up some blood
- >"You really think thats all a Princess can take?"
- >she stands up and both of you look at Fluttershy
- >her eyes turn to the size of pinpricks
- >you fly at her and punch her in the gut
- >she instinctly leans forward
- >you move out of the way and Sunbutt impales her with her horn
- >Fluttershy screams
- >Sunbutt declares: "Element of Kindness! For attempting to murder the Royalty, I sentence you to death!"
- >she charges up a beam from her horn
- >then she is struck in the neck
- >it snaps and she falls to the ground dead
- >Trixie floats next to Fluttershy holding her
- >she says: "Here Fluttershy eat this."
- >she gives her a bean
- >Fluttershy eats it and then her wounds are healed
- >she screams: "Anon! I'm gonna fuck your ass!"
- >she flies at you
- >Trixie uses her magic to restrain you
- >Fluttershy kicks you in the face
- >Trixie throws you with her magic to the ground
- >you hit the ground
- >Idea
- >you play dead and hold your breath
- >Fluttershy comes racing down but sees you arent breathing
- >"NO! Anon?! Please wake up honey!"
- >she lays down next to you and snuggles against your body
- >perfect
- >you grab her by the head
- >and throw her at Trixie
- >Trixie falls to the ground and Fluttershy catches herself after the hit
- >You run through the trees to stay hidden from Fluttershy
- >You see Trixie laying there
- >shes out cold
- >you grab her by the head and fly up
- >Fluttershy charges you but stops when she sees sleeping Trixie
- >"Put her down Anon!"
- Okay.
- >you cock you arm back and full force throw her at the ground
- >there is a huge smoke cloud that comes out
- >after it clears theres a crater
- >Trixie's corpse lays in the middle
- >"ANON!"
- >Fluttershy rushes at you
- >you wait until she gets close then you uppercut her so hard she goes flying up
- >you fly after her
- >you get above her
- >you grab her by her mane
- >"Anon...please dont do this...I just wanted to know your fetish."
- Still wanna know?
- >"Yes!"
- >you charge up energy in your hand
- >Fluttershy looks at it and then you
- My fetish is being the strongest in the universe.
- >"What?"
- >you raise your hand to her head
- >"W-why are you doing this?!"
- I am a warrior...not some ponies play thing.
- >"Please Anon no!"
- >you fire your energy in a blast that disintegrates her head
- >her lifeless body falls to the ground
- >you fly over to the middle of town
- >you look around
- >broken down buildings, smashed in windows
- >bloody and beaten or dead ponies everywhere
- >all because of
- >Fucking Fluttershy
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