SCP-5576

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++++ NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

For the love of god, Dr. Edward. Just because you took a DNA test and found out that you are 2% Eastern Slavic does not mean that you should drink SCP-5576 to prove to everybody how "slav" you are. This is childish, immature, and makes you look like a complete fool.

-- Maria Jones, Director, RAISA
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**Item #:** SCP-5576

**Object Class:** Safe

**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-5576 is to be stored in a waterproofed locking metal container measuring 1 m x 0.5 m x 0.5 m. The key is to be issued to the current head researcher of Site-17's bio-containment area.

All vending machines in Site-17 are to only dispense clear carbonated beverages; any variation from transparent is to be investigated immediately.


**Description:** SCP-5576 is a bottle of kvass (квас) that was found in ██████, Kharkov, Ukraine. SCP-5576 is known to be able to withstand temperatures of up to 100 degrees Celsius and more, and

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