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- >Wake up with your head pounding.
- >That sure was a hell of a party last night.
- >You don't think you've ever heard of a whiskey fountain before.
- >Fucking college.
- >You sit up and take a look at your surroundings.
- >Notice that you've woken up in the middle of a shit-load of trees.
- >On a dirt path.
- The hell? Nonny doesn't live anywhere near a forest.
- >Must've been an even better party than you thought.
- >You'll have to congratulate Nonny later.
- >Try to get up. Fucking whiskey legs.
- >Stumble from tree to tree in the direction of... who fucking knows...
- >Eventually make it somewhere with fewer trees.
- >It's a town, but not any town you've ever seen before.
- >And definitely not home.
- >To your amazement you see small, colorful... horses?
- >Wait...
- >You've seen this place before.
- >It's fucking P0nyville.
- No... fucking... way...
- >Your jaw drops and begins attempting to dig to China or whatever the p0ny equivalent is.
- >This is some kind of dream.
- >Someone at that party must have spiked your punch or something. Or that glorious fountain.
- >There's no way this is happening.
- >You plop down at the edge of town and start trying to pinch yourself awake.
- >You've been in view of the town for long enough now that somep0ny has spotted you.
- >"What in Equestria is that?" somep0ny asks.
- >"Whatever it is, it doesn't look right in the head," another retorts.
- >You're chuckling incredulously, rocking back and forth, and pinching yourself.
- There's no way. I just have to wake up. Wake up.
- >One of the braver background stallions has made his way over to you and is asking if you need help.
- >He sets his hoof on your shoulder in an attempt to steady you.
- >Holy shit.
- >You can feel his FUCKING HOOF. YOU'RE IN FUCKING EQUESTRIA.
- >The realization, coupled with your wicked hangover and all that rocking you'd been doing, makes you sick.
- >You vomit mom's spaghetti all over the nice stallion in front of you.
- >He freezes for a moment, wide-eyed.
- >Someone from the crowd of onlookers that had accumulated yells "M-MONSTER!"
- >And boom goes the dynamite. Everyp0ny scatters.
- >P0nies scramble into their homes.
- >A few comedically bump into each other on the way.
- >Front doors, windows, closets, cupboards, even kitchen sinks fucking slam shut.
- >The loud noises make you puke again.
- >You look down at the mess. Guess they don't puke in girls' shows.
- Well... shit...
- >You spend a few minutes on the ground recovering.
- >Finally, you stand up, carefully making your way around the noodle puddle you left, and wander into town.
- >You're not sure where you're going, or what your options even are.
- >You lazily wander forward thinking about the possibilities when you're lifted off the ground.
- >You're surrounded by a purple glow.
- >Somehow you missed the fact that the Mane Six had showed up, apparently alerted about the monster in P0nyville.
- >And now AJ was rushing at you with her lasso in tow.
- >"Yeehaw! Mah turn, Twi!" Applejack shouts and in no time you're hog-tied and on your back.
- Applejack, what the hell?!
- >Five of the six gasp. Fluttershy squeaks.
- >"It can talk?" Rarity bleats, nearly fainting.
- >"It knows mah name?" Applejack asks in shock.
- >Oh shit. It hadn't even crossed your mind that you shouldn't know anything about these p0nies.
- >Although it probably should have, considering the show you put on a few minutes ago.
- >Fucking hangover and its shitty blast processing.
- >"What in tarnation is goin' on?"
- >"Yes, what exactly is going on, um... Mr...-" Twilight pipes up.
- Anonymous. But everyone just calls me Anon.
- >"Well. Mr. Anon, would you care to explain exactly how you know Applejack's name?"
- >Shit.
- >Quick brain! Think of something!
- >'Woah woah woah. I didn't get you into this. If you had been listening to me last night, you'd be on 4chan reading this shit instead of being in it.'
- >Brain hangs up a "Back in 10 minutes" sign and checks out.
- >Great. Thanks for nothing.
- I'm a uh... Name Wizard! Yeah, that's it!
- >Twilight cocks her head at you and raises an eyebrow. "A Name Wizard, huh?"
- That's right, Twi.
- >The mares gasp, except for Fluttershy, who starts trembling.
- >You display your biggest shit-eating grin.
- >Crisis averted.
- >Twilight turns to AJ. "Applejack, you said my name when you were running at Anon."
- >"Oh yeah. I reckon I did."
- >Your grin falters, but by claiming to be a Name Wizard, you pretty much just enabled cheats.
- Oh. I meant Twilight Sparkle, Element of Magic.
- >Twilight looks like a deer in headlights.
- >Pinkie is jumping up and down. "Ooh ooh ooh! Do me next! Do me!"
- >After a few minutes of playing the name game, most of the girls have found their speaking voices again.
- >AJ and Rainbow are fanning Rarity and Fluttershy after they fainted from your 'name magic.'
- >Wimps.
- >Twilight is the first to break the silence. "I've never heard of or seen anything like you, Anon. We should take you to see the Princess right away."
- Woah. You want to take me to meet Celestia?
- >"You even know about Princess Celestia?" Twilight asks.
- Well... Yeah...
- >"And I thought I was good with names," Pinkie giggles.
- >"So how about it, Anon?" Twilight reluctantly grins.
- I doubt I really have a choice. Besides, she might be able to help me get home.
- >Twilight jumps at the chance to praise her mentor. "She's the most powerful being in Equestria. I'm sure she could help."
- >Twilight sports a copy of your shit-eating grin.
- >Wow, she really does learn quickly.
- Just one thing.
- >"What's that, Anon?"
- You think you could untie me first?
- >Fast forward to Canterlot Castle.
- >You'd seen the castle in the show, but to actually be here was breath-taking.
- >You and the girls are waved on by the guards and are escorted straight to the Princess.
- >"Ah, my faithful student Twilight Sparkle. What brings you and your..." Celestia pans her vision over to you and you notice her eyes widen ever so slightly, "friends... here today?"
- >The girls all bow before Celestia and Twilight clears her throat, indicating for you to do the same.
- >You comply.
- >You all rise and Twilight clears her throat again.
- >Shit. What did you do wrong now?
- >"Princess, this is Anonymous..."
- >Oh, she was just going to start talking...
- >"He says that he's a human Name Wizard from Earth. I can't find anything about Earth in my books, and we just thought you might know something that we didn't."
- Any help would be really appreciated.
- >She grins at you, "I would love to help you, Anonymous. In fact, I know just the spell."
- >Her horn glows bright and a flash of light momentarily blinds you.
- >You blink. The air feels stagnant now and you realize that everything is quieter.
- >Much quieter.
- >You turn to ask Twilight if she's noticed anything off.
- Hey Twi, did everything just taste purple for a sec-
- >She's not moving. None of the girls are. The only thing that is moving is...
- Celestia? What are you doing?
- >She saunters toward you slowly, her eyes at half mast.
- >"Oh this? This is a simple time dilation spell. Granted, this one is quite powerful. Time has nearly stopped for everybody but you and I."
- Every...body...? If you've heard that expression before then... you've met humans before too?
- >"Of course I have, Anonymous. After all, I've lived for nearly a thousand years."
- >"Every once in a while, one of you humans will end up here in Equestria."
- >"I must admit, the first time it was quite a shock. Even I thought that you humans were some kind of monster."
- >By now she's made her way directly in front of you.
- >She places a hoof on the side of your face and strokes it.
- >"But then I truly got to know your kind... Carnally..."
- >Suddenly she forces your face forward and presses her lips to yours.
- Mmmmnnph!
- >Shocked, you attempt to pull your head back and open your mouth to protest.
- >Celestia takes the opportunity to thrust her tongue into your mouth.
- >Your tongues do heated battle, but in moments she has yours in a submission hold.
- >Your brain is screaming in your head. "I LEAVE FOR TEN FUCKING MINUTES... AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT!"
- >Finally Celestia releases you.
- >You stumble backwards, coughing and gasping for breath.
- Celestia... I'm... honored, I guess... But I'm not interested in banging a p0ny. Even if she's a princess.
- >Celestia chuckles softly and you breathe a sigh of relief.
- >Crisis averted.
- >Only... she's not stopping... Her chuckle quickly turns into maniacal laughter as she throws her head back.
- >With her head still craned toward the ceiling, she suddenly stops laughing. "Oh Anonymous..."
- >She snaps back to look at you. Her face is dead serious now. "That was not a request."
- >You gulp.
- >You back up and turn to run but your feet stick to the floor.
- >You look down.
- >A yellow glow encompasses your shoes.
- >Oh right. Fucking magic...
- >Celestia's magic turns you back around to face her.
- >She's now face down, ass up and dripping juices.
- I don't suppose we could talk about thi-
- >At that moment she shoves your face into her waiting marehood.
- >She whinnies and her wings flutter as she uses your face like a washrag for her nethers.
- >She's getting juice all over your face, chin, and even your hair.
- >It's like she just learned wax-on, wax-off from Mr. Miyagi.
- >Somehow, Celestia's Anon face-dildo actually manages to get her off and her body shudders in orgasm.
- >She gives you a moment to breathe and you gasp, sucking in that sweet sweet oxygen as well as some of the juice dripping from your lip.
- >You pant and cough, trying to recover from Shamu's Splash Zone.
- >"That was a lovely appetizer, Anonymous, but now it's time for the main course."
- >You're forced onto your back and pinned spread-eagle on the throne room floor.
- >In a flash, your clothes are teleported to the moon.
- >One trick p0ny, you guess.
- >Brain has pretty much gotten tired of all this magic bullshit and hired penis to take over while he's on vacation.
- >Not the smartest guy, but always eager to please.
- >Your member is standing at attention ready for duty.
- >Celestia kneels down and begins to bathe your cock with her tongue.
- >She licks the shaft slowly up to your tip.
- >Once there, she closes her mouth around it and sucks lightly, flicking your urethra with the tip of her tongue.
- >You feel a sensation at your testicles and look down.
- >They too are emanating a golden glow.
- >Celestia's using her magic to tickle your balls.
- Ooh... That feels gooo-
- >You're interrupted by Celestia shoving your dick down her throat.
- >You can't help but moan softly. Celestia's good. Thousand years of experience good.
- >Celestia releases your cock from its throat prison on bail.
- >"Anonymous, why aren't you hard yet?" she groans, prodding your cock with a hoof.
- >Wait...
- >What?
- Princess, I could cut diamonds with this thing right now. What are you talking about?
- >She frowns. "Oh yes. It's been a long time since I've been with a human. I forget that your size isn't quite up to par. It's your stamina where you shine."
- >She lights up. "But I can fix this problem."
- >Her horn glows again.
- >You feel a rumbling down below. I feels like someone's playing tug-of-war with your junk.
- >You look down. Your dick is twice the size that it used to be. You look like Mandingo.
- >"There, much better." Celestia grins and straddles you.
- >You can see and feel her juices fall from her marehood onto your member.
- >You gulp and grit your teeth.
- >She plunges herself down onto your manhood and you actually recoil from the sensation.
- >"Oh Anonymousssssssssssss!" Celestia cries out, your dick nearly at its hilt inside her. "Fuck meeeeeee!"
- >She releases some of the magic binding you, but you're feeling too good to think about running.
- >You reach up and grab her by her flanks, lifting her up along your shaft and then slamming back into her.
- >This is fucking amazing.
- >You're growing mad with lust and primal instinct.
- >It's like fucking a god. And for good reason.
- >Suddenly, you feel another rumbling and pulling.
- >What in the?
- >Now you can feel even more of Celestia's insides, her walls tightening harder where your new tip reaches.
- >Celestia gasps. "Oh my, Anonymous. I've lost control of the enlargement spell. You have to-"
- >She's interrupted by a body-shaking orgasm.
- >Her tongue drops out of the side of her mouth and all of her magical restraints fade.
- >You hop up onto your knees, laying Celestia on her back and continue to thrust into her.
- >At the peak of your lunges, you can feel what you think is Celestia's stomach.
- >You should probably stop.
- >At least that's what your brain would be saying if he wasn't sipping daiquiris in Hawaii right now.
- >Rumble rumble.
- >You can feel Celestia's lungs and heartbeat when you hilt yourself.
- >You can't stop, you have to cum. It's not every day you get royal pussy. Or any pussy.
- >Celestia's eyes have rolled into the back of her head and she's foaming at the mouth, but you hardly take notice.
- >You just keep pumping.
- >Rumble rumble.
- >Now the tip of your dick feels... cold?
- >You look forward and your dick is actually poking through Celestia's mouth.
- >You're fucking her entire body with each magnificent thrust.
- >You've achieved entire body-cocking.
- >Now you're getting a blowjob (sorta) at the same time that you're plowing through the whole of Celestia.
- >The sensation brings you to a knee-jerking orgasm.
- >You paint the throne room with your seed.
- >Jizz rockets off the walls with enough force for some to even make it back to where the Mane Six stand frozen.
- >Your dick starts to revert to its normal, flaccid state and Celestia slides off of it and onto the floor.
- >She breathes heavily for a good while and eventually straightens up, looks at you and says...
- >"Same time next week?"
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