I am a shy, introverted teenager with Asperger's. I enter a party to finally
 find a girlfriend. What do you see?"

"A girl".

"Yes, a girl. She is dressed in a short skirt and a tight top. Her hair is messy
 and she has her arms wrapped around herself
> Flirt with the girl

You walk up to the girl and start talking to her.
"Hey, what are you doing here? Are you lost?"
The girl looks at you and smiles.

> Say "I'm looking for a like-minded alien nerd soul that wants to play some video games with me and enter a relationship, exactly in that order."

She looks at you and smiles.
"Oh! That sounds great! Let me introduce myself!"
She walks over to you and hugs you tightly.

> Say "I don't like hugs."

She looks at you and smiles.
> Smile at the girl.

You smile at the girl and say "Hi". She smiles back and says "Hello", then kisses
 you on the cheek.
> Kiss the girl.

You kiss the girl on the lips. The girl giggles as she pulls away from you.
> Say "Hey, you pretty girl, do you want to visit the bedroom with me?"

You look at the girl and say "Let's go to the bedroom, I'll take care of you
 there".
> Get out a condom from your pocket

You grab a condom from your pocket and put it on the girl's mouth.
> Put it on your penis instead

You put the condom on your ***** instead of the girl's mouth. The girl gasps
 as you thrust into her.
> Ejaculate on her tits.

You ejaculate on the girl's chest. Her ******* jiggle as you pull out of her.
> Say "Did you like this?"

The girl says "Yeah, I think we should do this again sometime" and leave.