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  1. [09:36] <shootdawhoop99> ==START==
  2. [09:36] <Atticus_Adrien> "Call Dad. Mum's sleeping, just do it. This is big."
  3. [09:37] * Atticus_Adrien watches Mitchel leave the room, then sighs and slumps down in his chair. This is too big.
  4. [09:37] <shootdawhoop99> You continue to sit at your computer as Shiro gets a ping on his computer
  5. [09:37] <shootdawhoop99> The game loads for him, and before him is a screen of Atticus sitting at his computer
  6. [09:38] <shootdawhoop99> Which is strange, to say the least
  7. [09:38] <invisibleIntrovert> Shiro blinks. "...Uh, what the hell?"
  8. [09:38] <invisibleIntrovert> (What's Atticus's handle again?)
  9. [09:39] <Atticus_Adrien> ((obeliskQuincunx))
  10. [09:39] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Yo, OQ. I can see you for some reason.
  11. [09:39] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Welp
  12. [09:39] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: No, guess that's good
  13. [09:39] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Right?
  14. [09:40] <invisibleIntrovert> II: I don't fucking know man.
  15. [09:40] <invisibleIntrovert> II: How does this game even work?
  16. [09:40] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: No clue
  17. [09:41] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Guess we gotta find out though, eh?
  18. [09:41] <shootdawhoop99> (Strat, you entered in Eric)
  19. [09:41] <shootdawhoop99> (You know how to play the game)
  20. [09:41] <Atticus_Adrien> ((Thought he meant like how does it function))
  21. [09:42] <Atticus_Adrien> ((How does it do the things it does))
  22. [09:42] <shootdawhoop99> (Wait a second)
  23. [09:42] <invisibleIntrovert> (He doesn't know jack diddly)
  24. [09:42] <shootdawhoop99> (I may have royally fucked up, give me a second)
  25. [09:44] <shootdawhoop99> (Alright, I messed up the cycle, but we can still make a loop with this)
  26. [09:44] <shootdawhoop99> (We can still make this work)
  27. [09:45] <invisibleIntrovert> (?)
  28. [09:45] <shootdawhoop99> (Mitchel was supposed to enter Atticus in)
  29. [09:46] <shootdawhoop99> (But it's fine, just switches some people around)
  30. [09:47] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Okay, uh...
  31. [09:47] <invisibleIntrovert> Shiro examines the UI to figure out what he can do.
  32. [09:47] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Start with the machines, IIRC
  33. [09:48] <shootdawhoop99> You have a plethora of things to do
  34. [09:48] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Set them all out along the walls or in the middle, wherever there's room to get around
  35. [09:48] <shootdawhoop99> The menu gives you things to mess with the emvironment, something called the athenium, and a deployment option
  36. [09:50] <invisibleIntrovert> You open up the deployment option.
  37. [09:50] <shootdawhoop99> You open it to find a few things you can put down
  38. [09:50] <invisibleIntrovert> "Alrighty then..."
  39. [09:51] <shootdawhoop99> The ALCHEMITER, the CRUXTRUDER, the PUNCHED CARD, and the TOTEM LATHE
  40. [09:51] <invisibleIntrovert> He drops the Cruxtruder wherever there is space in his room.
  41. [09:52] <shootdawhoop99> There is plenty of space, so you just plop it in the middle of the room
  42. [09:52] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Awesome
  43. [09:52] <invisibleIntrovert> "Okay, where next..."
  44. [09:53] <invisibleIntrovert> Shiro pans around Atticus's house to look for places to put more things.
  45. [09:53] * Atticus_Adrien hoists his chair up onto the bed where it'll be out of the way, and gets started on opening the cruxtruder
  46. [09:53] <Atticus_Adrien> There is a giant, mostly-empty basement one room over
  47. [09:53] <shootdawhoop99> Yeah, there's lots of room
  48. [09:54] <shootdawhoop99> However, machines start to appear in the computer room near Mitchel
  49. [09:54] <invisibleIntrovert> Shiro decides to place the Alchemiter and Totem Lathe in there.
  50. [09:54] <invisibleIntrovert> II: ...Hey, uh, OQ?
  51. [09:54] <shootdawhoop99> You place those machines in the basement
  52. [09:54] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Eeyup?
  53. [09:54] <invisibleIntrovert> II: There's some stuff being dropped in some other bedroom here.
  54. [09:54] <invisibleIntrovert> II: And I'm not the one doing jt.
  55. [09:55] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: I blame Mitch
  56. [09:55] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Don't worry about it, not our problem rn
  57. [09:55] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Mitch?
  58. [09:55] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Muh bro
  59. [09:55] <invisibleIntrovert> II: You have a brother?
  60. [09:55] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Eeyup
  61. [09:55] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Huh.
  62. [09:55] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Hextech?
  63. [09:55] <invisibleIntrovert> II: ...HA is your brother???
  64. [09:56] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Eeyup
  65. [09:56] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Huh. Small world.
  66. [09:56] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Anyways this is the last thing.
  67. [09:56] <invisibleIntrovert> Shiro drops the pre-punched card by Atticus
  68. [09:56] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: I only see the one machine, dude
  69. [09:56] <invisibleIntrovert> II: The rest are in the basement.
  70. [09:56] <shootdawhoop99> Atticus sees a card spontaneously appear out of thin air in front of him
  71. [09:57] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Works for me!
  72. [09:57] * Atticus_Adrien sets the card on the desk so as not to lose it, and continues working on the cruxtruder
  73. [09:57] <shootdawhoop99> Working how?
  74. [09:57] <Atticus_Adrien> Trying to open it
  75. [09:58] <shootdawhoop99> There are two things you can mess with, the lid and the wheel on the side
  76. [09:59] * Atticus_Adrien tries them both
  77. [09:59] <shootdawhoop99> Roll STR
  78. [09:59] <shootdawhoop99> Twice
  79. [09:59] <Atticus_Adrien> !Roll 2#1d20+1
  80. [09:59] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+1 --> | [ 1d20=20 ]{21}, [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
  81. [09:59] <Atticus_Adrien> ...
  82. [09:59] <Atticus_Adrien> ok
  83. [10:00] <shootdawhoop99> Did you just crit twice?
  84. [10:00] <shootdawhoop99> In opposite directions?
  85. [10:00] <shootdawhoop99> :O
  86. [10:00] <Atticus_Adrien> Eeyup
  87. [10:00] <Atticus_Adrien> Gonna be one of THOSE days
  88. [10:00] <shootdawhoop99> Damn, I've literally never seen this
  89. [10:01] <shootdawhoop99> Well, in that case
  90. [10:01] <shootdawhoop99> You fling the wheel around so hard, the lid flies off and bonks you in the head
  91. [10:01] <shootdawhoop99> Lost 1 HP
  92. [10:01] <Atticus_Adrien> "Oh okay I guess that's happening"
  93. [10:02] <shootdawhoop99> A blue piece of cruxite comes out, along with a strobe sphere
  94. [10:02] <Atticus_Adrien> "Right. Yes. Okay, so..."
  95. [10:03] <shootdawhoop99> It flashes super quickly and hovers near your face
  96. [10:03] <invisibleIntrovert> II: What the hell is that seizure ball?
  97. [10:03] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: I don't remember, think PP threw needles at it or something?
  98. [10:04] * Atticus_Adrien grabs the cruxite and the punched card, and heads to the basement. Next machines. Lathe time!
  99. [10:05] <shootdawhoop99> Shiro sees the house shake as Atticus FEELS the house shake. The electricity goes out, paintings fall off the wall, and things become broken rather quick
  100. [10:06] <Atticus_Adrien> "... Oh."
  101. [10:06] <shootdawhoop99> It's over quickly though, but the house is rather dark now
  102. [10:07] <Atticus_Adrien> Still lathe time! By the light of his tablet, Atticus continues
  103. [10:08] <invisibleIntrovert> "What the hell was that?"
  104. [10:08] <shootdawhoop99> You go one room over and see all the machines
  105. [10:08] <invisibleIntrovert> Shiro looks around the house.
  106. [10:08] * Atticus_Adrien does the lathey thing
  107. [10:09] <shootdawhoop99> You see the computer room missing, along with the garage
  108. [10:09] <shootdawhoop99> Just like, gone
  109. [10:09] <invisibleIntrovert> "..."
  110. [10:09] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Yo, OQ.
  111. [10:09] <shootdawhoop99> Oh yeah, and there's a flaming meteor on the front lawn
  112. [10:09] <shootdawhoop99> Really big one
  113. [10:09] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Two things dude.
  114. [10:09] <invisibleIntrovert> II: One, half your house is gone.
  115. [10:09] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Two, there's a meteor outside your house.
  116. [10:10] * Atticus_Adrien has no power with which to see these messages anymore
  117. [10:11] <shootdawhoop99> The cruxite is carved into a strange shape
  118. [10:11] * Atticus_Adrien ducks back to his room to check for messages while it gets carved
  119. [10:11] <Atticus_Adrien> OQ: Welp.
  120. [10:13] * Atticus_Adrien stops squatting in front of the desk before his computer, and returns to the basement to keep going
  121. [10:13] <Atticus_Adrien> Carved totem onto the alchemiter
  122. [10:14] <shootdawhoop99> Before you appears a blue shovel
  123. [10:14] <shootdawhoop99> It's just a shovel
  124. [10:14] <Atticus_Adrien> "... Huh."
  125. [10:14] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Okay you have a shovel.
  126. [10:14] <invisibleIntrovert> II: Neat?
  127. [10:15] * Atticus_Adrien picks up the shovel
  128. [10:15] <shootdawhoop99> You now have a blue shovel
  129. [10:15] <Atticus_Adrien> Living the dream
  130. [10:16] * Atticus_Adrien tracks down the seizure fairy, and tosses a bingo chip at it
  131. [10:16] <shootdawhoop99> Roll DEX
  132. [10:16] <Atticus_Adrien> !Roll 1d20+2
  133. [10:16] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {20}
  134. [10:17] <shootdawhoop99> You throw it at the seizure fairy and it enters it
  135. [10:17] <shootdawhoop99> With a bright flash, it now looks like the same sphere with with a bingo chip in it
  136. [10:18] <Atticus_Adrien> "Neat."
  137. [10:18] * Atticus_Adrien goes back to the basement to play with his new shovel
  138. [10:18] * Atticus_Adrien tries digging a hole in the base of the alchemiter
  139. [10:19] <shootdawhoop99> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqAYMZSOQao
  140. [10:19] <shootdawhoop99> The moment you strike the earth, a bright light fills your vision
  141. [10:19] <shootdawhoop99> You feel your feet leave the ground as well
  142. [10:19] <Atticus_Adrien> "Oh okay."
  143. [10:19] <shootdawhoop99> ==END==
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