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- For those of you that don't know, this was a story done from a grab bag by Shukaku20. I happened to get a Comedy with R63 Spitfire. This is what happened.
- >You are Anonymous.
- >Test Pilot extraordinaire.
- >Or, you would be if Equestria had jet fuel.
- >Which was being worked on.
- >The royalty of Canterlot really want to see your jet fly again.
- >Apparently your plane made some really big rainbow thing if you broke Mach 1 in Equestria.
- >They said something about wanting to harvest the power from that rainbow or something.
- >The scientists also think that you might also return to Earth if you go fast enough.
- >You thought it was pretty gay yourself.
- >But hey, you were getting paid to wait around until the ponies could figure out how to refine jet fuel for you.
- >So it's not all bad.
- >So, instead of flying the friendly skies, you're stuck sitting in the cockpit of the F-22 Raptor watching the Wonderbolt cadets do their afternoon flight exercises through a pair of binoculars.
- >This shit is boring.
- >The cadets are not even going particularly fast.
- >You watch as a couple of cadets break formation and collide into each other during a banking maneuver.
- “Spitfire must be going easy on them.”
- >But what is NOT boring is going to the bar with the actual Wonderbolts.
- >Which was going to happen pretty soon.
- >Spitfire was due to to clock out any minute now.
- >As you think that, you hear the sound of wingbeats and the clatter of hoofs on the airframe of the Raptor.
- >”You look incredibly bored.”
- >You don't even bother to look away from your binoculars.
- >You know who it is.
- “Speak of the devil and he shall appear. How's things at the Wonderbolt Academy?”
- >You hear the stallion settle down on his haunches as he seats himself on the plane.
- >”Horribly. The new cadets just won't listen. And to top it all off, they're getting sloppy.”
- “I can te-OOOHOHOHO!!! What have we here?!”
- >”What?”
- “Here.”
- >You toss your binoculars behind you towards Spitfire.
- >You hear him catch them in his hooves.
- “Check out Soarin's group.”
- >After a moment, Spitfire manages to find what you are pointing at.
- >”....how the hell?”
- “I don't even know man.”
- >”That shouldn't even be possible.”
- “Yet it happened.”
- >Soarin had SOMEHOW managed to get his head stuck inside of Fleetfoot's flightsuit.
- >Through the tailhole.
- >”Talk about head-on collisions.”
- “You know Soarin was hoping for a different head to collide.”
- >You shoot Spitfire a mischievous grin.
- “You and I both know Soarin's been trying to tap that for ages. He did that on purpose.”
- >Spitfire lets out a sigh.
- >”And I keep trying to tell him that Fleetfoot and Rapidfire have a thing going on.”
- “A thing? Really? Rapidfire gets caught balls deep in Fleetfoot in the locker room and that's just a thing?”
- >Spitfire drops the binoculars.
- >”Wait, what! When was this?”
- “Last Friday! Oh, and another thing! Apparently Rapidfire and Fleetfoot are swingers!”
- >At this point, you turned around to face Spitfire and are wildly gesticulating as you speak.
- >”Get out!”
- “No, seriously! Ask Cloudchaser and Flitter.”
- >”But they're sisters.”
- “Come on man, put two and two together.”
- >”....You mean...”
- “Yep.”
- >”No way!”
- “Totally.”
- >”Fleetfoot is totally bi! Bucking called it! Soarin owes me a hundred bits!”
- “And another thing I just thought of. Why is she called FleetFOOT? Shouldn't her name be Fleethoof? It just doesn't make sense!”
- >Spitfire looks like he's going to say something, but his mouth just hangs open for a moment.
- >”....you know what? That's a really good damn point. Now that's just going to bug me every time I think about it. Fuck you Anon.”
- “Love you too Spits. All the homo.”
- >You see Spitfire cross his forelegs and puff his cheeks out at you off the reflection of your instrument cluster.
- >You can't help but laugh at Spitfire's expense.
- >It's so easy to screw with him.
- “By the way,you're paying for my drinks tonight moneybags.”
- >”No way, you drink like a fish.”
- “I can't help it pony booze are so weak.”
- >The conversation between the two of you dies down for a bit before Spitfire continues on.
- >”Hey, I just gotta know. How do you even hear all of this?”
- ”Spits, I'm stuck here until someone manages to make me some jet fuel. All's I do all day is sit on my ass and talk to ponies who wander up to me.”
- >”No wonder why you always look so bored.”
- “Yeah, normally I'm flying jets around to test them out and see if they check out alright after maintenance was done on them.”
- >”Speaking of, I still can't get over how big this thing is.”
- “Spits, I normally don't hear that from guys.”
- >It takes him a minute, but Spitfire eventually gets the joke and trots over to you just to whack you on the head.
- >”I swear, you're such a colossal faggot.”
- “Only on Thursdays.”
- >”It's Tuesday!”
- >Another whack.
- >”Now get your mind out of the gutter. We have a bar to run dry.”
- “Oooh, is Soarin coming? I need a new victim. You're getting too easy.”
- >”I may be easy, but I ain't cheap. You're paying for MY drinks this time. Your stipend can handle it.”
- >You crack a wide smile at Spitfire's retort.
- “Oho! You're finally getting the hang of witty banter! To the bar it is then. Let's go get Soarin, Rapidfire, and...FleetFOOT.”
- >Spitfire's eyes cross over on themselves as you annunciate her name.
- “Oh fuck you Anon! I just got that out of my head!”
- >You jump out of the Raptor's cockpit as Spitfire tries to put you in a chokehold.
- >Spitfire playfully divebombs you the rest of the way to the bar, trying to attack you.
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