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  1. [01:26] <~operator> So, I'm a bit disappointed that we've finished 9 sessions now, and not once have we had to use our Player Insubordination Dice Rolling Tables.
  2. [01:26] <Ignatius> I could learn Fire Spin or Heat Seeker next level
  3. [01:26] <Ignatius> What do you think would be more fun :p
  4. [01:26] <Alphonse> Really? None of use have been that retarded?
  5. [01:26] <Vanity> Hey, you got two critical fail perception checks!
  6. [01:27] <Vanity> In a ROW.
  7. [01:27] <Ignatius> Trapping someone in a burning ring of fire or being able to see heat signatures
  8. [01:27] <Benjamin> Why
  9. [01:27] <Benjamin> Because we're all goody two shoes, Operator?
  10. [01:27] <Benjamin> Do you want me to be more of a dick
  11. [01:27] <~operator> No, we don't roll them for you guys sucking. We roll them when someone acts like a dick, OOC
  12. 01[01:27] <Raphael> ... Player Insubodrination tables?
  13. [01:27] <Benjamin> I'll act like a dick ooc if you want
  14. [01:27] <Benjamin> as long as you don't ban me
  15. [01:27] <Benjamin> :D
  16. [01:27] <Christina> Should I drink more before playing?
  17. 06[01:27] * Raphael thrusts himself into and out of Benjamin OOC. Does that count? :3
  18. [01:28] <Benjamin> No
  19. 01[01:28] <Raphael> Hey, he said act like a dick.
  20. [01:28] <Benjamin> Just when I try to hold back my gay
  21. [01:28] <Benjamin> You have to do that
  22. 06[01:28] * Alphonse starts sewing raphael's hand to ben's crotch. "Does that count?"
  23. [01:28] <Benjamin> Human scolipede ahoy
  24. [01:28] <~operator> No, because they both like it
  25. 01[01:28] <Raphael> . . .
  26. [01:28] <Benjamin> I imagine the IV party don't care for the gays
  27. 06[01:29] * Alphonse starts playing COD4 MW3 and calling everyong bro.
  28. [01:29] <~operator> The IV doesn't care if guys bang guys, just as long as they act like a man while they do it
  29. [01:29] <Benjamin> \o/
  30. [01:30] <Benjamin> I imagine Ben wasn't too popular being a capture whore
  31. [01:30] <Vanity> Only bears can be gay! Twinks are ridiculed!
  32. [01:30] <~operator> Dick sucking=cool; man being educated=not cool
  33. [01:30] <Benjamin> if you're gonna suck dick, do it like an idiot god
  34. [01:30] <Benjamin> leave the educated sex to the women
  35. [01:31] <Alphonse> I imagine the women force the men to give the most boring missionary style in Hoenn, simply because the guys are a bunch of grunting cave men.
  36. [01:31] <Benjamin> Whatever
  37. [01:31] <Benjamin> I'll take a grunting birch any day
  38. 01[01:31] <Raphael> ...
  39. 01[01:32] <Raphael> Christina, I can't even BEGIN to wonder what the hell that statement is supposed to mean!
  40. 01[01:32] <Raphael> Or how you expect me to respond to that.
  41. [01:32] <Vanity> 1d12+10 Potion tha machop! (Operator, take note. Minus one potion. Plus some HP for Capone.)
  42. [01:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Vanity, Potion tha machop! (Operator, take note. Minus one potion. Plus some HP for Capone.): 15 [1d12=5]
  43. [01:32] <Christina> Here, let me help.
  44. [01:32] <~operator> Post it into something that gets logged
  45. [01:34] <Vanity> Done!
  46. [01:36] <~operator> By the way, be sure to send to us any logs we weren't there to log.
  47. [01:36] <Vanity> Will do.
  48. [01:36] <Benjamin> I've got your log right here
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