そのようなアレは困る NaruMitsu Comic

https://twitter.com/emergency_exi10/status/1144330722288652288
Localized typeset: https://twitter.com/riamuyumemi/status/1144840299484602368

[成歩堂/Naruhodo]
はあああ〜〜〜
生き返るうぅぅ
Haaah~
I'm revived...

[御剣/Mitsurugi]
大袈裟だな成歩堂
You're exaggerating it, Naruhodo.

[成歩堂/Naruhodo]
いやいやホントだよ
No no, it's really true!

(ごはんがおいしい...)
最近マトモなメシ食べてなかったからさあ
(Rice is delicious...)
I haven't eaten a decent meal lately...

[御剣/Mitsurugi]
...だろうな
...I could've guessed.

驚いたぞ事務所に出向いてキミが倒れていた時は
I was surprised to see you collapsed when I went to your office.

[成歩堂/Naruhodo]
...それはホントごめん
...I'm really, truly sorry.

珍しく依頼が立て込んでて食事をとる暇もなかったんだよ
最近はカップメンばっかだったし
I had a surprising number of clients so I didn't even have time to eat.
I've just been eating cup noodles recently.

[御剣/Mitsurugi]
...どうりで倒れるわけだな
...It's no wonder you collapsed.

[成歩堂/Naruhodo]
いやでも本当悪いな御剣
お前の家で御馳走になっちゃって
No, but seriously, sorry, Mitsurugi.
You're treating me to a meal at your house.

[御剣/Mitsurugi]
構わないちょうど食材も余っていたしな
It's no problem. I had leftover food anyways.

[成歩堂/Naruhodo]
普段もよく自炊するのか？
Do you usually cook your own food?

[御剣/Mitsurugi]
いやいつもは外食ばかりだ
No, I normally only dine out.

幼い頃から父が家を空けることが多かったからな
My father was often away from home when I was a child.

自炊することは苦ではないのだが
どうも食べるのが自分一人だけだとな...
It's not a pain to cook for yourself but...
to eat by yourself is...

[成歩堂/Naruhodo]
...
それならさあ
...
If that's the case...

僕と一緒に
食べればいいじゃん
Why don't you just...
eat with me?

[御剣/Mitsurugi]
え？
Eh?

[成歩堂/Naruhodo]
(ハッ)
へ？
(Gasp)
Huh?

......
...な
......
Wha...

何を言ってるんだ僕はーー！！
What the hell did I just say...?!

[御剣/Mitsurugi]
...そのようなアレは困る
...That sort of arrangement would be entirely too troublesome for me.

......どうしたらいいか分からない...
...I'm not sure what to do...

......
......

...とりあえず明日もオマエの家行くからな
う...？う、うム
For the time being, I'm gonna go to your house tomorrow too.
U-um...

[成歩堂/Naruhodo]
僕も一緒に買出しに行くから待ってるよ
I'll go shopping as well, so I'll wait for you.

[御剣/Mitsurugi]
りょ、了解した
I-I understand.

おわり
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