Wizard_in_Equestria Chapter 4

Chapter 4
>It’s almost noon.
>You’re up and your head feels like it was run over by a bus.
>What the fuck did you drink last night?
>You only remember fragments.
>You knocked out… whatever his name is.
>You got you got so drunk your intoxication could rival Strelnikov’s.
>Rarity put her hoof on your lap.
>You remember you sang.
>Minor details, you still have to go to Rarity’s shop to get some clothes.
>Twi: “Halloooo! Equestria to Anon.” She waves a hoof in your face.
“Huh? What were you saying again?”
>Twi: “Have you found out why the spell sent you here yet?”
>You have the grimoire in front of you.
>You haven’t read a single word all morning.
“No not yet.”
>You have to get this spell right.
>Without jumping to another dimension of course.
>It is about time you get over to Rarity’s place, you smell like ape shit.
“Well Twilight I’ll head out now.”

>The town is quiet today.
>You spot some clouds in the distance over the everfree forest.
>Funny it’s the only place with clouds moving.
>Over P0nyville the clouds don’t move.
>Often there aren’t even clouds.
>Maybe you should ask Twilight about that.
>You come to a realisation.
>You don’t even know where Rarity lives.
>Maybe you can just ask someon… p0ny.
>You need to learn that.
>You take a look around the town and spot a familiar grey p0ny.
“Hi Derpy!”
>She looks over at you and wave mid-flight.
>And…
>She crashes into a wall.

>You run over to her to see if she’s hurt.
“Derpy are you alright?”
>She looks dizzy.
>DH: “Yes I’m okay, I didn’t see that wall there.”
>You both giggle and you help her up.
>Right Rarity’s place.
“Hey Derpy do you know where Rarity live?”
>DH: “Oh Rarity yeah she lives in the ‘Carousel Boutique’ in the middle of town. You can’t miss it.”
“Thanks Derpy.”
>You leave her and get on with your day.
>Carousel Boutique?
>Interesting name.
>Okay centre of P0nyville.
>Mane street.
>You spot a building with a giant carousel on top… looks promising.
>Yep sign confirms your suspicions this is the fabled Carousel Boutique.
>You walk in without knocking it’s a shop after all.
>´kling kling` the bell above the door greets you.
>Rar: “Welcome to carousel boutique where everything is... Oh Anon hello.”
>She’s in an awfully great mood today, you still have hangovers.
“Shall we get started?”
>Better to get this over with.
>Rar: “Why yes of course let us go to the back room so I can take your measurements.”

“Damn it Rarity this shit does not roll I’m ticklish!”
>The measuring tape as all over you.
>Rar: “If you would take off your pants this would be much easier.”
>Fat chance pervert.
>The measuring tape tightens around your groin and you let out a little gasp.
“Fine. I’ll take them off but you have to be quick I don’t like to run around half naked.”
>You’re only wearing pants and underwear so it’s already pretty awkward for you.
>Rarity lets out a little squee but you don’t hear it.
>You toss the sweatpants over to her.
>There you are standing in your underwear it’s actually quite cold.
>Rarity eyes you, her face have a disappointed expression.
>You don’t notice it at all, you dense fuck.
“Rarity may I have a piece of paper I have a design for you.”
>Her face lights up.
>You really need a shirt manly chest hair can’t keep you warm all year.
>Rarity magics a some paper and a piece of coal over to you.
>Rar: “Well if there is anything you need done I am happy to help.”
>You start using your amazing skills and draw a shirt, a T-shirt and a jacket.
>You Bend over your drawing to add details and refine the blueprints.



>Rar: “Done”
>What!
>It took her half an hour to make a pair of jeans?
>And they look fabulous!
“Wow Rarity, they look great.”
>She’s blushing.
>Rar: “Thank you darling, it is always nice to get a challenge.”
>She takes a look at your drawings and the blushing changes to a frown in a heartbeat.
>Okay maybe your skills with pencil and paper are unrefined but they’re not that bad… Are they?
>Rar: “Nonononono this will simply not do. These designs are too simple you need something more, something that will make you stand out from the crowd…”
>Yeah because your height and general body shape doesn’t make you stand out at all.
>Rar: “… You need more bravado and definitely more colours.”
>You were never liked standing out but you might as well get used to it.
>Rar: “I also made you some underwear.” She blushes again. “I went be the measurements for the pants but shorted the legs to make it look more like your underwear.”
>This bitch sure likes underwear.
“Thank you Rarity.”
>Clean clothes fuck yeah.
>The old ones smell like sweat, goat, piss and a hint of dried semen.
>You look around for a place to change clothes.
>The obvious choice is behind a screen made for that specific purpose.
>Why did you not think of that when you took off your pants?
“Give me a second.” You say as you walk behind the screen.

>You can’t see Rarity from behind the screen so you assume she can’t see you either.
>Wrong!
>The screen is thin and it is set up right in front of a big window, the sun’s rays hit the screen and most passes through.
>This makes your silhouette visible from where Rarity is standing.

>You put down the new jeans and the new pair of silk briefs and start to undress.
>With all of your clothes off you have a renewed sense of freedom.
>You could just let it hang.
>Everyone.
>EveryP0NY learn it already!
>Everyp0ny else is naked anyway so why shouldn’t you be?
>Right Awkward boners.
>On the other side of the screen Rarity is just staring.
>She can see the outline of your groin, and she loves every second of it.
>You sigh and put on the briefs, it fits perfectly.
>Rarity is frighteningly accurate in her measurements; the weird part of it all is she didn’t even measure your member.
>Shivers run down your spine at the thought of her spying on you.
>Jeans perfect fit too.
>Say what you want but that mare is a genius when it comes to clothes.
>You walk out into view once more and take a look at Rarity.
“Umm… Rarity.”
>Rar: “Yes?”
“You’ve got a little droll on your chin.”
>If you didn’t know better you would think crimson was the natural colour of her fur.
>She quickly wipes off the droll and regains her composure.
>She’s still eyeballing your nether parts though.

>The rest of the visit at the boutique was very awkward.
>For you at least.
>You discussed what your clothes should look like but Rarity would constantly make some type of innuendo which you would always ignore.
>After 30 minutes of flirting comments and horrible ideas for clothes, you decided that Rarity could whatever the fuck she wanted with your clothes as long as it didn’t involve gems of any kind.
>You left her to work on your clothes.
>You fear for both the outcome and the payment.
>You don’t even have a job.

>You walk back to Twilights house and spot a few p0nies on the way.
>No one you know.
>No one you want to know.
>You’re lost in thought on your way over to the library.
>Why didn’t the spell work, you have to train some more.
>You knock on Twilights door.
>Twi: “Will you answer the door Spike?”
>Spike?
>The door opens.
>You look around… who the hell opened the door?
>???: “Whaaa!”
>You look down.
>Purple lizard screaming it’s lungs out… Nothing you can’t handle.
>What was that spell again?
>Oh yeah.
>The screaming stops.
>Ahhh impaired hearing spell you are my best friend.
>You pat the lizard on the head and walk in.
>It shuts its mouth.
>You see Twilight move her lips, no sound.
>This is like watching a Chaplin movie but without the music.
>Okay the lizard stopped yelling so you dispel the impaired hearing.
>Twi: “… and he’s not going to hurt you, he’ll be staying whether you like it or not. Right Anon.?”
“Sure, what’s your name?”
>Spike: “I’m Spike”
>You hold out your fist like you did with Rainbow Dash.
>He bumped it. This guy gets it.

>Spike: “Have you told the princess about him yet?”
>Does Twilight know the princesses?
>Twi: “No I need you to send the letter I already prepared it.”
>She levitates a letter over Spike, who proceeds to burn it with his breath.
>Burn it?
>Spike is a mother fucking dragon!
>That is so awesome!
>´Burp` Spike burps up a letter.
>Twi: “That was quick.”
>Is that a letter from the princesses?
>Twi: “My most faithful student Twilight Sparkle. I will be coming tomorrow to see this human, make sure it doesn’t leave the town…”
>Wait royal visit tomorrow.
>This house is a mess!
>Twi: “… I will evaluate the human and decide whether he is to stay in Equestria or not. Princess Celestia.”
>There goes your last fuck.
>This place needs to be clean before the princess arrives.
>You need to make a good impression.
>You need to look your absolute best.
“Twilight where is the broom?!”
>Twi: “Umm over there why?”
>You don’t answer her, you just pick up the broom and start cleaning.

>After two hours of sweeping the floor, washing the floor and putting books back on the shelves the library is finally clean.
>You can eat off of the floor if you want to.
>But you’re still really nervous.
>What if she doesn’t like you?
>What if she thinks you’re gross?
>Okay jimmies calm the fuck down it’s not like you’re meeting your mother in law.
>A little magic practice will get your mind off things.
“Twilight I’m going outside to practice a little magic.”