Robofluffy, the Cockblocker - 1

Vanner, May 2, 2012 / PB 178377
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>you are Dale the scientist, creator of Fluffy power armor, the fluffy copter, and Robofluffy.
>You tried to make the ultimate alicorn fluffy from the brains and bodies of three smarty friends, only to create Frankenfluffy
>Frankenfluffy is reading on your couch, recovering from a possum attack.
>You decide that Frankenfluffy needs a protector, so it is time to resurrect Robofluffy.
>Twenty five pounds of titanium and drive motors later, you've got a fluffy pony protector
>Take a burned fluffy from the rehab center back to lab, and remove its brain
>Implant it in the Robo-Fluffy and fire that sucker up.
>Robo-fluffy whirs to life, starts looking around.
>"Wheh fwuffy? Why no wingees? Wheh fwuff? Wan fwuff!"
>"You are now Robo-Fluffy," you tell him. "This is Frankenfluffy. Never let anything touch him, and I'll give your fluff back."
>"Fwankenfwuffy fwiend?" asks Robo-Fluffy. "I keep fwiend safe."
>Frankenfluffy looks up from his book and scoffs.
>"Wobofuffy es biggeh abawmanation den lam."
>"Be nice, Frankenfluffy. Take Robo-Fluffy with you when you go to teach the ferals."
>After a week of recovery, Frankenfluffy and Robofluffy venture out into the world to teach ferals the ways of civilization.
>They find the newest herd on the hilly plains, and fluffy decides to start his lessons from scratch.
>He teaches the fluffies how to dig holes with rocks and sticks to create shelters
>Rather than one giant hole, which makes it easier to kill the entire herd, there's one for each family of fluffies
>It takes a month, but eventually, the fluffies have a number of tunnels built into a hillside
>Some Fluffies venture out to gather grass and food to bring while others dig or play
>Robofluffy remains vigilant, and keeps everything away from Frankenfluffy, including other fluffies.
>Soon enough, it comes time for Frankenfluffy to leave the herd.
>It's raining out, and the ground is wet with mud, but the fluffies remain warm and dry their dirt caves
>A mare named Lilly tries to follow them out
>"Wiwwy come wif? Be fwiends with Wobo-Fwuffie an Fwankenfwuffy?"
>"You can come wif Fwankenfwuffy," he says.
>"Yay! Fwiends get huggies!"
>"No hug Fwakenfuffy!" Robofluffy booms.
>"Dun be a cawk bwocker," says Frankenfluffy.
>Lilly runs at Frankenfluffy to give him a hug.
>Robofluffy jumps into action and smashes Lilly into the hillside with the force of ten thousand fluffies.
>The wet ground shakes under the impact of Lilly and the hillside collapses on top of her.
>The cries of buried fluffies die out after a moment or two as the hillside crushes them beneath tons of dirt.
>Frankenfluffy stands there for a moment, then just shakes his head.
>"You a weal asshole Wobo-Fwuffy."